In other words, if you think you are famous, you will be complacent, arrogant, and self-inflated, so you have to imitate some big stars, big names, big celebrities or something, and insist on holding a press conference.

At noon, there were no clouds, colorful flags fluttering, and the whole world celebrated.

Everything is ready, only the journalists are owed.

Here comes the journalist.

There was one, only one.

This reporter is a spectator, a special reporter, who came specially here.

Wearing a vest and holding a camera, the spectator walked into the conference room in the dust.

"Brother Tie up, don't come unharmed after a long time?"

"Look at my brother!

They are all old friends, old acquaintances, polite, and flattering, and the two of them are hypocritical and self-satisfied.

The spectator sat down, looked left and right, and sighed: "The window is broken, the door is not repaired, the old binding, hey! Poor sour is poor sour!"

"This is called talking and laughing, there is no white ding, Si is a burrow, uh, only Wu Dexin!"

The spectator sighed and said with a smile: "Old binding, I've come all the way here, you have to take care of the meal at noon!"

"This is a press conference, not a press conference, eat and drink at your own expense, regardless of the reception. ”

"No, as you say, then I'll pay for the round-trip—"

"Ahem, ahem!"

"Forget it, count me unlucky!"

"That's right, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and when you mention money, what do you have in your hand?"

"It's called a dumb camera, a picture taker, you don't understand. ”

"Look brother, you really changed the shotgun when you came back from staying abroad, admire and admire, come, drink tea to quench your thirst first!"

"You're welcome, you're welcome, hey, don't touch me, don't touch me!"

"It's silly, uh, silly. ”

"Oh, I'm heaven!" The spectator's face suddenly changed, and his eyes were fixed on the coarse porcelain tea bowl in his hand: "Wow!

"It's not an antique, it's an old antique!" Mind-binding trick drummed up the fool's camera, and didn't raise his head: "I understand, it's you who don't understand!"

"Weird! weird!" the spectator drank the tea from the bowl and stared closely: "Good thing!

"During the Longjing period. "The Heart-binding technique will come as soon as you open your mouth.

"Give it to me!" The spectator was immediately greedy, and his intention was already there: "Give it to me! I'll exchange the fool's camera with you!"

"That's not going to happen. Heart-binding technique shook his head and said seriously: "This is what my grandmother used to make dentures, and it has been used for eighteen years." ”

"Bubble what, bubble ......"

The spectator vomited, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay, you villain!" The heart-binding technique smiled apologetically: "I really can't give it to you, this is a kind of commemoration, you have to know that when my grandmother died, she still held this tea bowl tightly in her arms, and she refused to let go of her hand when she died. The spectator vomited once, and vomited again, and finally said helplessly: "This taste is too heavy, so you should keep it for yourself!"

Well, after a round of gossip, the press conference officially begins!

"You remember, I will write down what you said below, as-" The Heart-Binding Technique sat down and said solemnly: "Present the testimony in court!" This person has always been talking nonsense, the donkey's lips are not in the horse's mouth, and the spectators don't bother to pay attention to him: "Okay, okay, if you have something to say, talk about it quickly, let it go, Malier!"

"Excuse me, Mr. Heartbinding, I'm the only one to attend your press conference, are you really not cold?"

"A reporter's press conference is also a press conference, and it is chilling. The heart binding technique replied: "Don't worry, there will be people who will come to cheer, keep it secret for the time being." ”

"Excuse me, Mr. Heartbinding, do you want to be famous and crazy, why are you so poor?"

"Fame is beneficial, in this world, it is not possible not to toss. ”

"Be down-to-earth, become famous step by step, and if you want to become famous overnight, you will become a laughing stock!"

"False! Fame has always been overnight, as if a tall building is rising from the ground, just like before Maxima met Bole. ”

"Joke! You think ......"

"Stay! This is a press conference, not a free debate, just ask. ”

"This is a press conference, not a celebration and commendation meeting, and if you have something to say, you won't be happy to say it!" How can this be reasonable?" The spectator suddenly became emotional, slapped the table and shouted: "You have never been willing to accept opinions with an open mind, and you are arrogant and arrogant."

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"Okay, you go on. ”.

"I don't want to ask anymore, I don't have anything to ask, for you to die like this-"

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"Look brother, don't be impulsive, sit down and talk well. "The Heart-binding technique waved his hand, very general-like.

But the viewer was already annoyed, and the viewer was no longer merciful: "Don't come to this set! I'm not a reporter, so I won't play with you!"

Of course, it's a spectator, not a journalist.

The spectators left their seats angrily, seeing that this inexplicable press conference was about to end hastily and disperse.

But seeing that Mr. Binding Heart is sitting still as steady as Mount Tai, the fake reporter is also a little strange: "Old binding?

In fact, the old bound is in a daze, and the old bound heart says that he should not go, why hasn't he come yet?

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here.

A person clicked in, wearing big pants and a big vest, and a pair of sandals: "Tie up the great god, tie the great god! I'm late, I'm late!"

The Heart-Binding Technique immediately cried: "Brother, you're here!"

The two hugged their heads and cried.

"This, who is this person?" The spectator was shocked and inexplicable: "Another nursery?"

This nursery is not the other child, this nursery has a great background, the heart binding technique broke into tears at the moment, and solemnly introduced: "Applause, mysterious guests appeared, honorary reporters appeared, this is my first fan, Comrade PoseiDon-W, yes!" The mind binding technique was puzzled, but the spectator was surprised: "Huh, what is it? foreigner? It doesn't look like it, it sounds like a code name......

PoseiDon-WY sat down and pulled a piece of paper out of his trouser pocket: "It's finally my turn to speak, I'm ready!"

"Wait a minute!" the spectator shouted, his face suspicious: "Are you a reporter? Do you have a press card? You don't even have a vest, and you don't even have a camera-" PoseiDon-WY rolled his eyes: "You think that wearing a vest is a reporter? You can deceive people by getting a fake certificate? What era is this, and you still use a fool's camera!" As she spoke, she took out something from her trouser pocket and threw it on the table: "This is called a crazy mobile phone, take it and play with it!"

The spectator went to play with his mobile phone and didn't mention it.

"Brother Looker, look at people!" If you don't mention it, you can't do it, the heart binding technique is too moving: "I came from thousands of miles away, and I wrote a speech of 3,000 words, which is really heartfelt!" The viewer turned a deaf ear and played with his mobile phone, PoseiDon-WY stood up and began to read according to the paper: "A novel that is a little ordinary at the beginning may become a bright pearl in the long history of traditional martial arts novels after the end, that is, the "Xi Sheng" of the heart binding technique. As the saying goes, "The sound of the big voice, the elephant is invisible", "The Sound of the Voice" is such an excellent work that has made a huge sound, but not many people have heard it until now. It's a privilege that I discovered this novel before a few readers began to read it, just like "Heroes" and "Kunlun" back then. Haha, why do I always find good novels before others, do I have a discerning eye? Well, yes, that's right!"

"Yes, that's right. Heart-binding eyes smiled.

"We all know that the traditional martial arts are not easy to write now, and the market for traditional martial arts is not as good as it was back then. The two are that after experiencing Jin Yong, Gulong, Huang Yi, etc., readers have higher and higher reading tastes and higher requirements for works. Then why do some people still want to write martial arts, or some people want to watch martial arts, quoting a sentence 'In this world, in people's hearts, there is a fire that wants to burn all over the nine heavens, wild and boundless. What people seek from martial arts is the liberation of their lives, the breaking of shackles, and the high-spiritedness of life. And all this is precisely what a large-scale commercial assembly line cannot bring. Yes, what we seek in martial arts novels is a kind of liberation, and what we seek is the high spirit of life. And this relief is the chivalrous in the novel. "The great man of chivalry, for the country and the people" is the highest state of chivalry in Mr. Jin Yong's works; "The right way is the right thing" This is the chivalrous in Sun Xiao's "Heroes". And "Xisheng" has been written until now, there are also many heroes, there are hidden heroes (Su Daochang) who have something to do, hidden in their own and famous, Yan Zhao Tragic Song, wine comes to the bowl to dry, and the heroic heroes who are fearless in life and death (Yan Beige), and there are also Confucian heroes (Confucius) who have obtained the law and forgot the law, and entered the WTO after being born and so on. And the protagonists Fang Yin and Wuchan believe that they will also live up to expectations in their future growth and become chivalrous warriors who surpass their predecessors. ”

"Definitely, that's a must!"

"The last point of emotion, in today's traditional martial arts is so difficult, in such a good writing and such a good idea, but in such a disproportionate reading recommendation, the heart binding technique is great but can persevere, and the achievement of this 1.2 million words of work so far, I can only say in one sentence, 'My admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control!' Of course, what I admire is the work, but also a person who persists. ”

"Hey—" The Heart-Binding Technique sighed, and there was a kinship in his heart.

PoseiDon-WY read it aloud, gradually getting better: "With such a peerless work that has never been seen before or since, no matter how many beautiful words I send, it is not too much, but I am not good at flattery and sycophancy, so these 3,000 words are not enough." No way, I'm not making up the word count—"

"You're already making up the word count. The viewer played with his crazy mobile phone and didn't raise his head: "When it comes to making up the number of words, you can ask for advice on the mind-binding technique." The mind-binding technique coughed and said solemnly: "You remember, I never make up the number of words, not a word!" The spectator sneered and rolled his eyes: "You don't make up a word, this is a million words!"

"Brother, you see, this person is narrow-minded and will be retribution, and he can't listen to any opinions!"

"Don't give opinions, just say good things!"

"I'm fed up with not playing with you, bye!"

"Hey, give me back my phone!"

"I'll play for a few more days, don't be too stingy, the fool camera will bet you there first, and then ......"

"Don't come to this set, I don't want it, don't run! Don't run......!

This press conference ended successfully, applause, applause!

At noon, there were no clouds, colorful flags fluttering, and the whole world celebrated.