Night, lonely lamp, people sleepless.

Note, light ink, marks not dry.

A table in the clumsy room is waving, and the shadows are dancing.

The gentleman put down the pen lightly, nodded and smiled slightly. Dozens of words were sprinkled in front of me, and there were more or less emotions in my heart. Not much, not much, not many words. Is it less? a lot, a lot of thoughts. Write and see, whether it is good or not, it is difficult to break. The advantages and disadvantages are the king's opinions, and there are no regrets with dedication.

Just when he was not giving up, suddenly in the midst of angry shouts, a person broke down the door: "The surname is bound, look at the good deeds you have done!" The gentleman was shocked: "You are rude! Why don't you knock when you come in?" The man said angrily: "I want to knock, the door is broken and there is nowhere to start!" The gentleman sighed and asked, "Who are you who came to the door for no reason?" The man sneered. The gentleman pinched his fingers and smiled: "There is nothing good to come to the door in the middle of the night, you are here to make trouble!" The man said angrily: "Nonsense! Is this still the point? I knew that you were a person who liked to pretend to be a ghost, and sure enough!" The gentleman remained silent: "The contemptible person is going to rest, Your Excellency, please go back." The man shouted angrily, "Don't be wordy! If you don't give me an explanation, I won't want to get out of this door!"

The gentleman sighed speechlessly, pinching his fingers and counting. Seeing this, the man was furious: "Foolish and hairy, when I am willing to come, it's not that your writing is messy and out of tune, it's really miserable, and you die laughing!" The gentleman got up and shouted in a deep voice: "You came to the door late at night, did you come to laugh at the despicable words?" The man snorted coldly: "No, I'm here today, just write half for you, how can you finish it!"

"If you don't look good, why bother with him?" sighed the gentleman. The man shook his head again and again: "Half of the story, everyone doesn't do it, you must have a beginning and an end, you must not give up halfway!" The gentleman was furious when he heard this: "I have my own plans, use you to teach, please come back, don't send it!" The man slapped the table and shouted: "No! This thing is not over!" The gentleman laughed angrily: "I write a book, what does it matter to you?" Haha, the writing is finished! It's not over!" The man was stunned and sneered: "Do you know who I am? Do you know the consequences of doing this?" The man looked up to the sky and sighed: "Idiot, idiot! Mind binding technique, listen well: a certain surname looks, a single name is a guest word!"

As soon as these words came out, the Heart-Binding Technique jumped forward, and without saying a word, he picked up the wooden chair with one hand and slammed it over! The man was caught off guard and was shocked for a moment! Just as he was about to dodge, he saw him gently put down the chair with both hands, and said with a spring breeze on his face: "Wouldn't it be nice to have a friend from afar?" Please sit down and drink tea first, moisten your throat and then give advice. ”

The spectator looked at him twice, speechless for a moment.

After being polite to each other, the two sat down and had a deep conversation. The viewer said earnestly: "Old binding, you can't do this - painting should be blank, and the writing is full." The mind-binding technique said humbly: "It's a good thing, but I don't know it, I do this to win by surprise and win people's hearts." The viewer said: "What is the solution?" The heart binding technique smiled: "Although the book is not finished, the chapters have been exhausted, and the word 'finished' is added at this time, just to give people a surprise in the future." ”

The spectator breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, thought for a moment and said: "Grandstanding may not be good! Where did the surprise come from? I think it is an extra move, and it is even more suspicious of adding to the snake, which is a failure!" The spectator smiled and said, "Good medicine is always bitter, why don't you listen to me and erase the word 'finish'?" ”

After a while, the spectator said impatiently: "Haven't you thought about it yet? After a while, the spectator was very impatient: "You are so indecisive, how can you succeed? No wonder this writing is so wordy and I don't know what to do!"

The spectator's face changed, and he said coldly: "It's not okay to be separated! There is no room for a little sand in a certain eye! Go, change it and talk about it!" "Mind binding technique shouted: "Is it me writing or you writing it?" How can this matter be forced! Deceiving people too much, how can this be reasonable!" The visitor glared angrily: "In vain I have good intentions, but you only admit to death! Change or not change it yourself, let it be done by yourself, let's put it here first, don't blame a certain family for not reminding you!" "Mind binding technique sneered: "I don't want to change, what can you do with me?"

The two of them didn't speculate, and they turned their faces in a blink of an eye.

One has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and the other tongue will give, and you come to live with me on the spot, arguing loudly.

"Joke! Is there a person in the world with the surname of binding? Which one do you want to bind?"

"There is no surname in the world, which one do you want to see?"

"It's good that you're poor, and it's just that you don't write well, and you actually write nonsense!

"Say that you are an idler, just look at it, why bother to come to the door and point fingers and be idle, it is annoying and lamentable!"

"Ha! The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people! Come and say that you don't regret it, you are embarrassed and shameless, and it is close at hand!"

"Hmph! Banmen has an axe, laughing and generous! Right and wrong have their own opinions, but you are not the one who has the final say!"

"Okay, good! If you insist on going your own way, I will embarrass you! Sure enough, the text is like the person, procrastinating and lengthy words, and it is difficult to confuse the man! Both are obscene and disappointing. ”

There are so many discerning people in the world who have their own confidants to support them, and you are the only one who doesn't like it, but it doesn't hurt right now. ”

"Don't toast and don't eat and drink, if you still don't repent, I'll reward you with a good beating!"

"Hit and fight! Be polite and polite, who is really afraid of you? Let the horse come over, and if you call it a sentence, you will not be a hero!"

"Punch me!"

"Give you back!"

"Bang, bang!"

"Oops!"

"What's the noise? I won't let people sleep in the middle of the night! You two are sick? On the contrary, they are all reversed!" A wisp of voice came into their ears lightly, and the two of them suddenly withdrew from the battle group in shock, and both raised their eyes and looked around. There is silence everywhere, and there is no third party. The two looked at each other, and their hearts were cold. At this time, a wisp of green smoke "swished" out of the bed, instantly condensed into a human form, black hands and feet, with a nose and eyes!

There is a ghost! The two screamed, turned around and ran.

"Hell, you're a big head. Xiao Fangzi muttered, rubbing his eyes violently. The spectator suddenly turned around and said, "Why did you come out?" Xiao Fangzi flew him and rolled his eyes: "I blame you two for yelling! Look, you woke me up this time, what should I do?" The heart binding technique turned around and said angrily: "You are a character in the book, how can you come out and go around? Go back quickly!" Xiao Fangzi smacked out: "You storyteller liar! I saw that you Shendao is not like a good person, so you were hiding here! Hmph, return my money! Otherwise, hum!" The Heart Binding Technique sneered: "If you don't want money, you won't give your life!" You're a fictional character, what can you do to me?"

Xiao Fangzi was furious when he heard this, and rushed forward to hit a skyrocketing cannon! Unexpectedly, his fists reached his chest, and he passed through them in an instant, without half of his strength. Heart-binding technique laughed, looking proud: "I can't help him, I can't fix you?" do what I want, but I have one!" Xiao Fangzi was stunned, looking nervous. The Heart-Binding Technique floated forward, took the pen and stood in a chic manner: "Messing around, I'll send you back." Xiao Fangzi was shocked, waved his hand again and again, and said, "Wait a while, I have something to say!"

The expression of the heart binding technique is like that, and he waved a light finger: "Duh!"

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Fangzi screamed, and his body trembled. The spectator was dumbfounded, and a sense of reverence suddenly appeared in his heart. After a long time, the two of them looked at each other blankly, and looked at each other in unison - the heart binding technique raised the pen and stood stunned, with an embarrassed face: "This, why didn't it work this time?" Xiao Fangzi chuckled and gasped: "Fool! Startle me! Haha, you can go in, of course I can come out, fair and reasonable, so wonderful!" Xiao Fangzi saw that he was depressed, and he became even more proud for a while: "I defeated him! You, huh, who are you? Why haven't I seen him?"

The spectator sighed secretly, and said in his heart, what kind of mess is this? The book is messing around back and forth in and out of the book, and today I opened my eyes, and now I really see a ghost! After thinking for a moment, he sighed: "Little friend, there are many ghosts and monsters when it's dark, so you better go back to sleep!"

"What a little friend!" Xiao Fangzi glared at him, and shouted angrily: "Sleep for a while and then go to sleep, I have to settle accounts with the liar first!" The viewer said strangely: "Huh, are you also here to settle accounts with him?" Ha! Then the two of us are like-minded!" Xiao Fangzi sighed and said: "I complain about this person's nonsense, I really can't help it! Today I finally have a chance, but I have to talk about it well." The two sat down according to their size, and as if no one was beside them, they poured bitter water, and went back and forth to complain.

Xiao Fangzi said indignantly: "Do you say that there is such a thing as him? It is difficult to find my whole father and mother, and I will endure it if I call Huazi born, and I have come out and tossed these days in vain, I have not learned any skills, and I am not complete in both civil and military affairs, and I am amused every day, and I am so embarrassed that I am a person! Then I have to stay away from him!" Xiao Fangzi nodded and said: "You see, when he saw that I got the silver, he gave me no change in the bathhouse in a blink of an eye! Later, I got the gold, and I gave it away in a daze! That is no way, who should I find to spend on the mountain? Do I go with the tiger to buy chicken legs?" The visitor expressed deep sympathy: "Yes, there are angry people, but there are no laughing people, this is a common problem of poverty and acid." ”

Xiao Fangzi said excitedly: "That's a good point! What's especially infuriating is that I originally had a group of younger brothers, and I broke them up for him! It's easy to get acquainted with Lao Xue, and I got him away alive! Now I have money and nowhere to spend, no relatives and no reason, I don't have fart skills, and I'm like a lonely ghost, doesn't he think I'm miserable enough? What a vicious person? You say, I'm miserable?"

"Miserable!" the spectator slapped his thigh and said hatefully. Xiao Fangzi jumped up and shouted: "Look, he said the same thing! Hmph, I can bear you for a long time! You have to change it for me, I want to be invincible! I want to eat and drink well, live in a big room, and sleep in a soft bed! I want to make a fortune, I want to soak, cough, that elixir cheats or something, I want it all! I want it now!" ”

Xiao Fangzi spread his hands and sighed: "See, don't blame me for this." The spectator was speechless. Xiao Fangzi leaned over and whispered: "You say, are the protagonists in other books so miserable?" The spectator was silent for a long time and sighed: "Maybe there is, it's not easy to find." Xiao Fangzi pondered for a moment and whispered softly: "I think there is no future with him, so I decided to rebel! ”

"Lord Ming, Lu Bu, Three Kingdoms?" the spectator opened his mouth and wanted to speak. Seeing this, Xiao Fangzi said disdainfully: "I don't know this, I don't know it! Lu Bu can be harmed, and Liu Guanzhang can't beat him even together! I'm making an analogy, by the way, do you know someone who writes well?" The visitor was stunned and said blankly: "Yes, yes, but this matter doesn't seem to be big, and it's not easy to do!"

"Don't be afraid, listen to me!" Xiao Fangzi smiled knowingly, turned his head and shouted: "Hey, you! This hero is ready to get rid of you, and stop playing with you! You go to find someone else, such as a fat head with a crooked neck or something......"

"No, it doesn't. ”

The Heart-binding technique vetoed it in one bite. Xiao Fangzi was furious: "I haven't finished yet! Although their martial arts are a little worse than mine, they are not as smart and brave as me, handsome and sensible, but they ......"

"No, it doesn't. ”

Interrupting others five times without discussing at all? Sure enough, it was hateful! Xiao Fangzi was furious, and shouted and scolded again and again, if he hadn't been able to hit him, he would have gone up and started on the spot! The heart binding technique was silent, and his heart was like ashes. After a while, Xiao Fangzi had no choice but to turn around, but saw the spectator smiling and spreading his hands, and said, "I can't help you, he insists on writing you, and no one can do anything." Xiao Fangzi sighed, was stunned for a moment, lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "I have another way, so and so, so and so and so and so on." ”

The two of them exchanged words on the side, and their voices gradually became inaudible. Seeing this, the Heart-Binding Technique became suspicious, and listened to it for a while, but it couldn't hear clearly. Just as he was going up and down in his heart, he suddenly saw the spectator retreat and said categorically: "No! You have a good child, I will lose my head and don't do it! I won't do it if I am killed!" Xiao Fangzi looked stupid and said: "No righteousness! Coward! Hmph, if you don't do it, I'll ask others to do it!"

"Lao Xue-Lao Xue-come out quickly--there's a big villain here, you come and kill him!" Xiao Fangzi shouted, ignoring the fact that someone on the side was already angry and blew his beard and glared. After a while, the Heart-Binding Technique laughed and said, "Xue Wanli has already given me a big stroke of the pen and sent it thousands of miles away! Hmph, you little traitor wants my life, how can it be so easy?" Xiao Fangzi was stunned, and he had nothing to do for a while, frowning.

"Endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky. Don't worry about it, boy, when I come back from my errands, let's settle accounts with him after the autumn. A faint voice came and rang around my ears. All three were startled at the same time. Xiao Fangzi was overjoyed and shouted, "Old Xue, where are you?"

The spectators were speechless.

"This is the art of thousands of miles of sound transmission, and Xue has no teacher. Xiao Fangzi, don't argue with this person. Lao Xue knows your hardships, and he sympathizes with you. You see how old I am, a lonely man wandering outside, crying and bleeding all day long, and my mother-in-law and mother are nosy, how can I have the slightest master's demeanor? Hey, one day I saw this person who arranged indiscriminately, and I will teach him to look for big teeth all over the ground!" The spectators applauded loudly, covering their mouths with a heart-binding technique, and Xiao Fangzi shouted: "Old Xue, this person is the liar who told the story that day!" Xue Wanli was surprised: "It turned out to be him! No wonder he knows my mind, it's hateful! He dares to fake! In this case, wait for me to come and say......"

"That's not right!" The heart-binding technique snorted, and said angrily: "You are a thousand miles of transmission, how can you hear what is being said here? There is something abnormal, you are cheating!" The spectator sighed: "There are thousands of miles of sound transmission, and there are thousands of miles of radio, this is called high-tech, you don't understand." ”

"High-tech?" The two of them were stunned for a moment, each with a shock in their hearts. He paused when he heard the voice, and continued: "Xiao Fangzi, you can't fight him, stay in peace, and wait for me to come back." Hey, if you want to say miserable, I'm the worst, you don't have to be too serious! You need to know that the gentleman takes revenge, ten years-" At this point, if the voice is absent, the back will be vague and inaudible. Xiao Fangzi was so anxious that he jumped to his feet and shouted, "You liar! What the hell are you doing?" Immediately, the sound in my ears slowly stopped, and I was gone. The heart binding technique exhaled a long breath, and secretly said that it was lucky, and he said that he could no longer call the person surnamed Xue back! Xiao Fangzi didn't know why, so he was so anxious that he had tears in his eyes, and he was about to cry.

"I think it's in the wilderness, the signal is not good at this time!" the spectator shook his head and sighed.

"Signal?" The two of them were both stunned! They were about to ask what was going on, when they suddenly heard a voice again: "There is no worst, only worse! Speaking of being more miserable, who is more miserable than me?" The three of them were stunned at the same time, but they saw the green smoke passing by, and a black shadow floated out of the table. The man was dressed in black and had black hair, a thin body, and a pale complexion.

"Li Wu Kill!" The three of them exclaimed at the same time: "Aren't you dead?" Li Wu Kill's face sank, and he said coldly: "Even if you die without killing, you must die clearly! Who caused me to die as soon as I appeared? I won't let him go if I am a ghost!" The two of them pointed at each other when they heard this: "It's him!" The heart binding technique coughed, and forced a calm defense: "Although you are dead, you die as you deserve, so, so-"

"So what?" Li Wushu looked at each other coldly and said lightly. After thinking for a moment, he said stubbornly: "You have finally explained the aftermath, and you are at peace when you go, therefore, therefore-"

"So what?" The legs of the Heart Binding Technique were weak, and he slowly sat back on the chair and sighed: "It's useless to say, you don't have a sword anyway, just take it." Li Wushou was stunned when he heard this, knowing that he had no sword and no body at this time, he couldn't help but cry and said: "A sin has not been atoned for, and in the end he seeks his own death.

"Mo Dao, you are miserable, and I am also miserable!" Fan Guizhi coughed and floated out, and said sharply: "Xin Qi has been in the dark for most of his life, and his family business has been shining for a while, and he has been busy in vain! Miserable, miserable!" Before a few people could speak in surprise, Hao Jun came out again, and said with anger on his face: "Speaking of misery, this young man is not much better! Empty self-martial arts strong man is handsome, and as soon as he appears, he will suffer a defeat! Later, he was lightly and skillfully assigned to the frontier, who turned Hao Jun into such a miserable person? This person is so ruthless!" As soon as the words fell, Hu Sanma and Si came out in a group and said in unison: "It is precisely that he is here, and the ruffians and idlers are not happy! They are beaten when they have nothing to do, and they can't talk about their suffering, which is really annoying!" Immediately, all the officials came out in a queue and said one after another: "Not only that, it is even more difficult for me to wait for the official dinner, I broke my arms and legs, and I was robbed again as a gun! Everyone is very miserable, and they should be compared." ”

"I'm ......" Mao Mang struggled to crawl out with a sick face, and as soon as he opened his mouth, tears were already pouring out of his eyes! Everyone sighed in unison when they saw this, and their hearts didn't need to be compared, no one was more wronged than him. The fat shopkeeper snorted and followed, and accidentally stepped on five fingers on the front head. Seeing Mao Mang trembling and crying in pain, everyone was convinced, and there was really no worst, only worse. The heart binding technique sighed: "Fat shopkeeper, I always don't treat you badly, what are you doing here?" The fat shopkeeper's face changed instantly, and he squinted his eyes and smiled: "I have too few scenes, you can add more." Heart-binding technique frowned and said: "I wrote you a separate article, isn't it enough? Do you think who has this treatment here?" The fat shopkeeper's face changed again, and he said with an angry face: "Don't mention it! Your article is too short, and it will pass me through the rest of my life, and the epitaph is like an epitaph, and everyone laughs at me!"

The crowd burst into laughter, and the scene was chaotic.

The little beggars ran out, weeping and wiping away tears: "Boss, boss, I can find you!" Xiao Fangzi cried excitedly: "I don't blame me, it's all that person's ghost!"

At another time, there was crying and laughing, and the situation was chaotic.

"Where is there an unjust case? Look at me and cut it in two!" Bao Qing appeared, smiling.

No one paid any attention to him. How can the small room accommodate so many people, the scene is almost out of control. Under the gossip, pushing and shoving, Fan Guizhi's old age and frail body couldn't support it at first, and he screamed and lay down. Everyone was taken aback, and they retreated one after another, for fear that they would not know what was right or wrong: "That old man in my land—" With a burst of earth-shattering howls, a tall and fat figure strode forward, kneeling on the ground and crying. This man didn't need to look to know who it was, and as soon as he came, the scene went out of control! Everyone was crying or laughing or screaming or jumping, and the expressions on their faces were beyond words. The hut became more and more chaotic, like a pot of boiling water, like an old duck competing for food in the middle of a pond......

After that, everyone poured bitter water, and all of them complained, and they all looked at the heart-binding technique angrily, and expressed their dissatisfaction. The heart binding technique was in a state of confusion, and he stayed for a long time, and sighed: "Look at my brother, it's okay if they are in a mood, don't follow the chaos." The spectator smiled: "Now that you are the finger of a thousand people, the scene is out of control, don't coax at this time, when will you wait?"

"He Mingda—"

He Mingda responded and said with a smile: "There are thousands of rights and wrongs, and everything is self-sufficient." Heart-binding technique looked excited: "He Bantou, you are here!" He Mingda nodded and smiled: "It's a trivial matter, Mr. doesn't need to worry about it." He Mingda shook his head and smiled: "If you don't teach him to mess up a little, how can I show my ability!"

The room was inexplicably quiet, everyone looked at me, I looked at you, and no one was at a loss for a while. He Mingda said lightly: "Which one takes the lead in making trouble? Stand up!" Everyone looked at each other and pointed out together: "It's him!" Xiao Fangzi snorted coldly, don't look around. He Mingda slapped the table and shouted: "Gather a crowd to make trouble late at night, what crime do you know? Most of them looked disdainful and remained motionless. He Mingda sighed and said softly with tears: "You just say that your family is not satisfactory, but you really don't know your husband's good intentions! Look at me, I am a clown-like character, I have endured humiliation and burdens again and again, and finally turned over and become a big hero in the limelight! Be patient, everything will be fine." Besides, if you offend Mr. at this time, if you come to say that he will inevitably retaliate when he moves his pen, and then the misery will be even worse, won't you regret it again?"

Knowing with reason, moving with emotion. Everyone thought for a while, and the more they thought about it, the more it made sense, and they returned one after another. Three down five divided by two, crisp and neat. Only a few diehards remained, and a group of small flowers shouted. Master Bao was angry, frowned and glared: "With this official here, where is your turn to steal the limelight? If not, he said that the adults are tired, won't the people of Qingzhou lose their parents and officials, and they will be in pain, grief, heartache, and hatred to lose you!"

Bao Qing exited. Hao Shaoxia said disdainfully: "Which one are you? Dare to point fingers here! Come on, come on, there is a kind of comparison with me!" He Mingda smiled: "I was originally speaking for Mr., if you do it, you can think about the consequences before you make a move." ”

Hao Jun withdrew. Li Wuzhi was silent, and his face was expressionless. He Mingda knew that this person was a difficult master, thought for a moment, and stepped forward to say three words - no blame. And understand that people don't have to talk nonsense, when they catch the dead hole, hit with one blow.

There is no retreat. Xiao Fangzi sneered: "You are a defeated general, you are very cunning, hum! You can bluff them, but you can't deceive this hero!" He Mingda laughed three times and said: "I can't fix you, can't I fix your little brothers? You dare to be disobedient, go back and let my colleagues in Jiangzhou arrest them and put them in prison!"

Xiao Fangzi was helpless, and he was unwilling to take his little brothers back. The tongue battle group is small, and there is no one general present. He Mingda turned around and smiled: "Sir, is this good?" He Mingda said excitedly: "See! See! This means that small people can also do big things, and they will be rewarded if they come to say that they will be rewarded!" The two nodded and smiled, He Mingda floated away, and said in his mouth: "Money and beauty are like floating clouds, more is not too little, life is a play, and it is wonderful to have a good performance." ”

This is a request for additional drama. There's no such thing as your play behind the Heart Binding Technique, anyway, it's even if it's added to you at this time. The onlookers looked stunned for a long time before saying, "Farewell." ”

"Brother Kan is no longer discussing with me? The heart-binding technique pretended to stay, and the visitor did not look back, and sighed: "Wen Jud, the characters in the book are more comparable, the preface does not match the afterword, and the inside and outside are Shinto." I don't have anything to say, you can do it yourself!"

The burrow was quiet again, and the people and lights were restless.

Mr. thought for a long time, and picked up the pen and waved it.;