Chapter 5 It's this white-haired Taoist
Quiet, still, still depressing!
The sudden knocking of bowls in the inn broke the oppressive atmosphere, and it was this destruction that turned the original depression into a kind of torture.
Nobody knows what's going to happen in the next second, no one knows who's going to do it first, what's next to you, what's next to you, what's going to be farther away?
In the world's first black shop, in the prelude to this fight, the Jianghu people who don't know the enemy and everyone are in danger urgently need someone to stand up, even if he is a wall grass or a master who can deter the crowd.
At this moment, the commander of the Jin Yiwei made the reverse water spirit the most ideal object in everyone's minds, hoping that he could make a move to break the deadlock.
It's a pity that the reverse water spirit just drank the wine in the bowl unhurriedly, bowl after bowl, without saying a word, his heart sank like water, and there was no sign of a move.
Even if his original target, the white-haired Taoist Song Si, was knocking on the bowl mockingly not far away.
"Ding!", "Ding!", "Ding!", ......
Song Si seemed to be enchanted by knocking on the bowl, one at a time, not fast or slow, and he couldn't stop at all.
This made some people scold their mothers in their hearts. Uncle, just stop, several warriors pleaded in their hearts.
At this moment, the gate was kicked open again, and a huge figure appeared in the doorway, almost blocking the door.
"Haha, great monk, I finally found my way, I didn't get lost, I didn't get lost. "The great monk who had chased and killed the thief god Liu Wufeng walked in with a black Qi Mei stick.
Patting the sand and dust on his body, the great monk turned around and closed the door, the night wind of the dragon gate was too cold.
"Hahaha, the great monk is called Chengzhi, from Shaolin, this donor doesn't mind if I sit here, right?" Chengzhi patted his stomach, and regardless of whether Song Si had any opinions, he sat down directly.
The sound of knocking on the bowl stopped suddenly, and most of the eyes of most people in the inn once again focused on Song Si.
Song Si raised his head and looked at the smiling Chengzhi, who was wrapped in a loose yellow monk's robe, and his smile was a bit like Maitreya Buddha, which made people feel happy.
So, Song Sigang's mind of beating people stopped.
"Hehe, I didn't expect the great monk to be really blessed with this appearance, so that the donor didn't want to fight when he saw it, so as to avoid the pain of skin and flesh, the great monk thanked him in advance. Cheng smiled and folded his hands together and solemnly thanked him.
Song Si was silent, and looked at the monk in front of him carefully, this monk was by no means simple, his eyes were bright like a child, faintly shiny and flashing, this is the appearance that only the top masters can have.
What's even more terrifying is that Monk Chengzhi can peek into his inner thoughts, which is too strange.
Song Si lowered his head and continued to knock on the bowl, "I'm so hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry......"
The great monk Chengzhi almost fell, and a few people from the rivers and lakes who were drinking nearby were even more sipping of wine everywhere, where could the dishes on the table be eaten again?
Is there such a person?
The people who knocked on the bowl were nervous enough, and now they are still singing, so that others can't eat well.
"Where's the cheat?!"
Lou Deng, known as the first shot in Mobei, slapped the table and stood up, holding a spear in his hand, and looked around.
When he saw that it was Song Si singing, the bowl in his hand fell down with a "click" and shattered.
The next Ao, just after going out, he provoked the rejuvenated seniors, and let people not live. Lou Deng's first reaction was to apologize, but he didn't know that breaking the bowl was a code for the two forces in the inn.
Without giving him much time to think and react, the sound of a uniform sword drawing sounded, and the Tatars and Persians began a bloody battle.
Finally, the people of the rivers and lakes began to appreciate the big battle and tacitly make room for both sides in the fight.
The old man in the know began to explain the ins and outs of the fight, and the Persians abducted their princess as they passed by the Tatar tribe. Knowing this, the enraged Tatar Shan Yu immediately sent warriors to pursue the Persians and snatch the princess back.
"It's old-fashioned, it's boring!" the onlookers shook their heads.
The old man who said the news knocked on the hookah, took two puffs, and broke the news that everyone was stunned: "That princess is a beautiful man." ”
The wine is sprayed six feet, which is slightly more informative.
These Persians did not agree with each other, because they did not see any women among them.
......
Without watching the battle between the Tatars and the Persians, Song Si sang "I'm so hungry" while looking at Lou Deng and the spear he held in his hand with great interest.
"Smack!"
The sound of slapping the table made everyone's hearts suddenly, and they turned their eyes to the "first shot in Mobei" who slapped the table again, and Lou Deng felt that his pride was hurt: "The first shot in Mobei in this seat, you don't want ...!"
Song Si chuckled: "Don't want anything?"
"My senior brother is Yuwen invincible!" Lou Deng said arrogantly, "If you dare to touch me, my senior brother will never let you go." ”
"It's the most wanted junior brother who wants to commit Yuwen's invincible, my lord, do you want to do it. Zhang Xiaolou asked for instructions from the headwater.
Reverse Water stopped the wine in his hand and said lightly: "Kill, lead Yuwen invincible over." ”
After drinking it all, Reverse Water Soul put down the wine bowl and looked at Song Si, Song Si seemed to have sensed it, turned his head to look at Reverse Water Spirit, the corners of their mouths were slightly upturned, and they ridiculed each other.
Lou Deng found that Song Si was looking away, and couldn't help but be curious, and turned his gaze to Song Si's direction.
Suddenly, I felt the world spinning, strange, isn't this the majestic body of my Lou Deng God?
Lou Deng thought like this, and fell into boundless darkness in the next second......
"My lord, it has been done, and Lou Deng's distress signal has also been arranged for someone to put it. Zhang Xiaolou returned to the side of the water, "As for that person?"
Reverse Shui smiled: "We are not in a hurry, the affairs of the East Factory are better handled by the East Factory." I don't want my brother to have unnecessary damage. ”
"But ......"
"If it's dead, there's no but. Seeing the blood dripping from the wine bowl, Reverse Water frowned: "Kill these people." ”
"Obey!" Wu Huanxue nodded at the three of them and waved his hand.
The three brocade guards were ordered to get up, draw their swords, and form a formation of three talents and walk towards the battlefield of fighting.
One knife and one life, clean and neat, their target rarely requires a second sword, but in the blink of an eye, only two leaders of the Persians and Tatars remain.
The mink bearded Vaul and a Persian master Aris in a silver robe, after the two fought hard, they stopped, glanced at each other, temporarily put aside their hatred, and tacitly killed the brocade guard.
After the three young Jinyi guards relied on the three-talent formation to receive dozens of attacks from the two masters, they were finally knocked away at the same time due to the gap in their foundations, but fortunately, they only suffered some minor injuries.
Vaul and Aris chased after each other, but were blocked by Zhang Xiaolou and Wu Huanxue with a knife, and the two sides fought together again.
"Haha, donor, who do you think will win?" asked the great monk Chengzhi with a smile.
"It's okay with me. Song Si replied lightly.
"Hehe, how can it have nothing to do with you? Master Song Sishi, your wanted notice was posted to Yumen Pass three days ago. Cheng Zhi didn't know where to bring a plate of beef, and stuffed three or five slices into his mouth.
Song Si frowned, it seemed that the target of these brocade guards was him.
If this is the case, there should be a lot of trouble on the way from the Longmen Inn to Yumen Pass, so it is better to stay in the inn first, and by the way, check who stole the treasure.
"But don't worry, with my Chengzhi here, can I ensure that you pass the Jade Gate Pass safe and sound?" Chengzhi patted his stomach, and made a roast chicken like a trick and gnawed it.
"You used it to steal meat and eat it, does your Buddha know?"
"Haha, the Buddha doesn't care about us little monks, they just need to know that we have a Buddha in our hearts. ”
"Heh, stupid people always like to find excuses to satisfy themselves, are Buddhist monks so stupid?"
"The Buddha is there, the heart is there, the man is always there, what is the difference between stupidity and wisdom?"
"You steal the old lady's roast chicken, it's very reasonable!Senior sister, beat him up with me!"
"Don't be rude, the image of the fairy of the Tianshan faction can't be destroyed. ”
......
"Ling Shuang, don't do it. The white jade-like hand rested on Ling Shuang's shoulder, stopping her punches and kicks.
Ling Shuang's mouth pursed, "Senior Sister Mo Xue, look at this hateful stupid monk!"
The great monk Chengzhi shrank under the table, dodging Ling Shuang's fists and feet, while nibbling on the roast chicken in his hand, seeing the eyes of the two fairies, he looked up and smiled awkwardly: "Fairy Mo strange, Mo strange." The great monk ran for three days, starved for three days, he was so hungry, he was so hungry, hehe. ”
"It turned out to be Master Chengzhi, and my sister has offended a lot, don't be surprised. Mo Xue said apologetically.
"It's not weird, it's not weird, hehe, thank you to the little fairy Lingshuang's roast chicken, it's delicious, it's delicious. ”
"Hmph. Ling Shuang stomped her feet: "Senior sister, it's obvious that he stole our roast chicken, why do you have to apologize to him?"
"Let's go. Mo Xue grabbed Ling Shuang's arm and wanted to pull her away.
"Hey, you white-haired Taoist priest, don't look at my senior sister so nymphomaniacly, even saliva is dripping, it's disgusting. Ling Shuang took three steps back like a rabbit.
It's so beautiful, true fairy, if, if you can, then, then...... It's so beautiful, Song Si looked at the white-clothed Mo Xue and fell into a deep fantasy.
"Ah, the weather is so nice today, it's so nice. Ahem, Song Si has seen two fairies. Song Si said hello to Mo Xue and Ling Shuang in embarrassment.
"Tianshan Sect Moxue has seen Your Excellency, this is Senior Sister Ling Shuang. Mo Xue replied gently, which made Song Si flutter again for a while.
"Hey, I'm only in my twenties, so I have white hair and pretend to be a senior to deceive people, and I don't know how to be ashamed. Ling Shuang took a sip, "Hey, you are the Song Si who was wanted by the eunuchs of the East Factory and the West Factory?" ”
Ling Shuang jumped and beckoned to the brocade guards, and pointed at Song Si excitedly: "Look, it's this white-haired Taoist!"
Reverse Shuilu's face darkened at that time, Song Si's face was not very good, and the people in the rivers and lakes turned their eyes in shock.
"Senior sister, am I in trouble? Ling Shuang jumped behind Mo Xue and timidly pulled the corner of Mo Xue's clothes.