14. Bang Bang Bang Song
The goddess of Dawu Mountain made a grand appearance, and millions of perverts collectively fell into madness: "Ou~~Ou~~ε·~~ε·~~ε»εΏε»εεΏ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Saliva flowed all over the ground, whistles flew all over the sky, everyone's eyebrows danced, and their eyes lit up: "Wushan - goddess! Wushan - goddess! Wushan - goddess!"
Today, the goddess of Wushan is still wearing her iconic pale pink robe, the texture is soft and smooth, like water waves like silk, extraordinarily ironed and extraordinarily fitted, showing mountain dew, endless temptation~~
There is a big milk, extremely sexy, there is no need to say much about Wu Dumei's stunner, the most important thing is that because today is a martial arts competition, in order to raise the leg and kick when the enemy is more convenient, the hem of the robe is deliberately cut to one side and cut to the waist. That is to say, every step the goddess of Wushan takes, she will reveal her snow-white thighs, take a step, show her legs, take a step, show her legs, walk a person's heart and liver tremble, and show a person's nosebleed, that is, uproar!
Officials!
Of course, there are many officials, and it is said that the hero Yan is sad, and the main scourge of the goddess of Wushan today is the Yan official: "Official, you come~~"
That's it, the jade finger is swaggering, and Xianyun is tricky: "Come on~~Come on~~"
That is, the eyes flowed, and the soul smiled: "Don't want a slave family, wait anxious~~"
Yan Daxia held a life and death stick and stood under the stage.
Ziya scratched his head.
Of course, there is also attention to this. Why. Do you have to fight the goddess of Wushan with Yan Daxia?
Because Yan Daxia is not close to women. If he was replaced by a Daoist Fang, a prodigal son like Murong Gongzi would definitely not be able to resist the beauty seduction of the goddess of Wushan, and he would be defeated without a fight, lose his armor, and collapse for thousands of miles.
"Official, come quickly, and let the concubine understand it. Your thick, long, black, hard~~"
You see.
In just one sentence, countless sticks, of different lengths, thicknesses, and sizes, have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.
Yan Daxia was flustered and short of breath, and his forehead was sweating: "Cough, cough, cough, cough!"
What to do?
Flesh and blood, pink skeletons, of course, Yan Daxia doesn't care about this, but whether it is the goddess of Wushan or the village girl, Yan Daxia never does anything to women-
So this time. Still a sure loser.
Of course, who is behind this matter, Yan Daxia also knows it. The most hateful old demon: "Bang Bang
Yan Daxia sighed and finally said, "That's it!"
It is the death of the country and the rise of demons, today Yan Daxia will also make an example: "Brother Yan! Brother Yan! Brother Yan!"
This is the brothers of the human hall, and there are tens of thousands of them in all directions: "Come one! come one! come one!"
Of course, if you don't use your hands, you can still move your mouth, Yan Daxia hugged his fists, returned the salute, cleared his throat, and sang: "I have a stick~~I specialize in fighting tigers, leopards, jackals~~I have a stick~~Sweep away the ghosts~~I have a stick~~It's black, thick and long~~I have a stick~~I have a stick~~I stab it into the sky~~I have a stick~~I can kill it~~I have a stick~~I can also destroy the liver and break the intestines~~I have a ......"
This song is called "Bangbang Song".
Only halfway through the singing, the fiery temperature of the scene dropped to freezing, half of the people covered their ears stiffly, and half of them covered their hearts in pain~~
"I have a stick~~The stick is hard enough~~ I have a stick~~ It's hard enough to call it a stick~~"
"When the long one!" Yunyu sword, the sheath fell to the ground: "Bang la! Bang la!" People fell down one by one, one by one: "I have a bang~~Bangbang can sing~~ I have a bang~~ A bangbang~~"
It really broke the liver and intestines, and it was pervasive, only one person was left on the scene to sing loudly, and everyone was stunned: "I have a great stick~~ A great stick is in my hand~~ I have a great stick~~ It is the king of great sticks~~ I have a ......"
As soon as the song was over, everyone retreated far away, some ran out of the door, ran out of more than two miles, and some jumped directly from the top floor of the viewing platform: "I have a great stick~~ The stick reverberates in all directions~~ I have a great stick~~ Sweeping the Liuhe Eight Wilderness!"
Finish!
Not to mention others, as the main victim, the goddess of Wushan lost her face and trembled, and her delicate body trembled, obviously on the verge of collapse: "You ......"
"I have a stick~~Fight tigers, leopards, jackals~~I have a stick~~Sweep the charms and spirits~~" Don't you know that it's not over at all, it's only half: "I have a ......"
The goddess of Wushan wanted to vomit.
But he couldn't vomit, he could only retch, and actually sang to him the pregnancy symptoms: "I ......"
"I have a great stick~~A great stick is in my hand~~ I have a great stick~~ It's the king of bangbang......"
......
Well, he is the king of bangs, everyone is convinced, and the collective pregnancy symptoms appear: "vomit ~ ~ vomit ~ ~ vomit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
In the end, it was a song to sing, and Yuyu clarified.
Everyone's eyes were scattered, and they were sweating all over their bodies.
To live is suffering, to die is to be liberated, and what the Living Buddha says is always right.
Please believe that the sin suffered by the Wushan Goddess at that time was a hundred times more painful than when she gave birth to the Wushan Jade Girl: "Yan Lao Er, you still have ...... end"
"I've got oneβ"
At that time, no one doubted that Yan Lao Er wanted to sing again: "Bang Bang~~"
Before the words fell, the people flew in shock, and the goddess of Wushan rose to the sky above the top of thousands of people, stepping on the heads of countless people: "Boom!"
It exploded again, it exploded, the goddess fled, and the spring light flowed all the way: "Legs, legs!
Everything is too fast, like dew and electricity, so whether the Wushan priestess is wearing underwear or not no one can see clearly and carefully: "Red, white, black, yellow?"
An hour later, people are still savoring.
Especially the lucky ones who were stepped on by the jade feet of the goddess of Wushan, such as Master Huang Yangmu of the Bodhi Monastery: "Color is emptiness, emptiness is color, Amitabha-"
Everyone looked at Master Huang Yangmu, because Master Huang Yangmu was a monk who had attained the Tao -
They all asked, "Master, what kind of color?"
"It's like his shirt. β
"Master, what is the color?"
"Like a human tunic. β
"Master, did you move your mortal heart?"
"Like my shirt. β
Yes, Master Boxwood, the monk's robe he wears is yellow: "Master, what is the temptation to forbearance?"
"The wanderer's top. β
Sure enough, the monk was a monk, and his words were not revealed, but at this time, one person asked: "Master, Luo Zha Jialou, this year's longevity?"
"Six out of twenty. β
This question was asked by Murong Gongzi: "Twenty years ago, there were two out of sixty, and twenty years later, there are six out of twenty, isn't it eight out of eighty?"
Luo Zha Jialou is a Tianzhu monk and an enlightened monk.
He is full of supernatural powers, not inferior to the living Buddha of Toga.
When he said this, the black bones had been defeated, completely defeated, defeated by the Tantric Dreadnought Seal.
Master Huang Yangmu opened his eyes and said with a smile: "If you don't enter the six realms, the reincarnation of the tenth life is to live a high life, and there are six out of twenty." β
Murong Gongzi frowned~~
Reincarnation?
When he said this, kudzu was defeated.
The defeat of Gua Ge is a defeat for anger!
It's just very angry, blocked and depressed, even more tired than the goddess of Wushan: "Damn!
Now the Taoist priest below is comforting him softly, while paying close attention to the five golden flowers on the stage: "Tut-tut!"
Five poisons - Divine Machine
Strange power can confuse the mind, let's talk about this scene first: "Wow-" (to be continued......