365. Daily life in the mountains
Zhou Ruoyi saw that Gu Xuancheng was gone, and finally got out of the room and sat next to Wu Daoan, with a look of disdain: "Look, it's going to be exposed! Anyway, I've never heard of a precedent for two male monks to be able to double cultivate." ”
Wu Daoan sighed: "You can also help me think of a way, otherwise you will also suffer at that time." ”
"What can I do?" Hmph, I'll leave here now, go back to Daddy's side, and let Daddy teach you a good lesson!" Zhou Ruoyi interrupted Edgeworth and flew away with an attitude of not caring about it.
Wu Daoan was very calm: "Miscellaneous disciples are not allowed to leave the mountain gate without the approval of their masters. If you don't believe me, go out and try it. ”
Zhou Ruoyi panicked now: "Then what should I do? Wait for Gu Xuancheng to come back and find out the truth and then die with you? Hmm, why is Miss Ben so ......unlucky?"
"So, let's figure it out. ”
"What can you do! You're a boy after all, and you can't suddenly become a girl. Zhou Ruoyi was naturally helpless.
Wu Daoan thought of the Gai-ear beast. If this guy is still awake, he can temporarily turn him into a girl by merging, at least he can pass the double cultivation level. But in this way, he was really given XXOO by a man as a girl, and he was extremely cold when he thought of this.
In short, the two of them were at a loss, and Zhou Ruoyi couldn't help but sigh: "You said that you are a boy, but you look more beautiful than a girl, and you are doing evil." ”
"What can I do, I'm naturally beautiful. Wu Daoan also didn't intend to explain the reason for the dark green beads.
In this way, the two of them settled on this mountain peak. On weekdays, you can also enter Gu Xuancheng's cave to cultivate. However, Zhou Ruoyi has always hated Wu Daoan in her heart, so she always ignores and ignores him.
There are two people living on this mountain, and it is always embarrassing to do so. Wu Daoan came up with a trick. I caught a wild bear from the back mountain, carried it to the front of the house, and made a fire on the spot to barbecue.
Foodie Zhou Ruoyi smelled the aroma and couldn't help poking her head out of the room. But seeing that it was Wu Daoan who was barbecuing, he hurriedly went back.
Wu Daoan was not in a hurry, and went to the back mountain to pick some fruit shells to make condiments and sprinkle them on the barbecue. Immediately the aroma is tangy. Wu Daoan picked up a piece of meat and made a sound while eating: "Well, it's so delicious!
Zhou Ruoyi finally couldn't help it. Coming out of the house, he crept to the campfire like a thief and reached for the meat.
Wu Daoan unceremoniously branched her away: "Go, the fruits of my labor." What are you going to do?"
"Who rarely eats your things!" Zhou Ruoyi was stubborn. I was about to go back to the room, but my feet couldn't move, and even my little head kept facing the barbecue, and my saliva was pouring out.
Wu Daoan picked up the fragrant bear paw and shook it in front of her eyes: "Hey, do you want to eat?"
"Don't!" Zhou Ruoyi said no, but her tongue poked out uncontrollably.
Wu Daoan suddenly withdrew the bear paw and let Zhou Ruoyi's little tongue lick the air. said with a straight face: "Actually, you can eat if you want, but you have to promise me one condition." It's just that the things of that day are not to blame. ”
"Hey, hey, you want to buy Miss Ben's chastity with barbecue, who are you and me!" Zhou Ruoyi's reaction was fierce.
Although this sound strange, Wu Daoan still persuaded him with good words: "You also know that I really couldn't help myself that day. But I promise that I will never touch your hair without your permission in the future!"
"What's the use of talking about this now! Hmph, it's just that my cultivation is still too low, but you can't help it. Zhou Ruoyi gritted her teeth hatefully.
"Actually, if beating me can relieve your anger, you can do it, I will never use cultivation!" Wu Daoan said very sincerely.
"Really?"
"Really!"
Zhou Ruoyi had long wanted to beat Wu Daoan, but when she got the promise, she unceremoniously started it, picked up her small fist and beat Wu Daoan with a blue nose and swollen face, and tears in her eyes. In the end, she couldn't bear it anymore: "Hey, look at your pitiful appearance, it seems like I took you something." ”
Wu Daoan rubbed his head in pain and sat up: "How about it? ”
This is the truth, Wu Daoan has experienced inhuman pain several times, so being beaten is really like a pediatric.
Zhou Ruoyi looked at the delicate little face with a blue nose and swollen face in front of her, but she couldn't bear it: "Forget it, if I really beat you up, that Gu Xuancheng won't eat me alive when he comes back?"
Wu Daoan tore open a piece of barbecue dripping with fat and handed it over: "Tired, right? ”
Zhou Ruoyi finally stopped being polite, and ate wildly, most of the huge wild bear was actually eaten, and Wu Daoan, who saw such a large amount of food, was also dumbfounded.
After eating, Zhou Ruoyi lay comfortably on the grass and patted her little belly: "Hmph, your barbecue skills are not bad, roast more game for Miss Ben in the future." ”
"Okay, no problem. ”
In this way, the mustard between the two can be considered to be temporarily eliminated. Zhou Ruoyi is still a little girl after all, she can't bear to be lonely, and she has long wanted to find someone to talk to, but there is only Wu Daoan on this mountain peak except for herself, so she has to confide in him all kinds of thoughts and thoughts. After a long time, the two have become more and more intimate, like best friends.
On this day, the two caught a tusked pig from the back mountain together and set up a bonfire for barbecue. Zhou Ruoyi ate with relish, and suddenly asked, "An An, how long have you been pretending to be a girl?"
"Huh, what's wrong?"
"Not only do you look and voice, but you also behave and talk like an ordinary girl, and I even think of you as a girl from time to time. ”
After all, Wu Daoan has been a real girl for two years, and she has always been a girl after restoring her boy, so it is normal for her behavior to be feminine. But being broken like this, he was always a little embarrassed, trying to explain: "Is this called acting skills? If the plot requires it, I can also be very manly!"
As a result, Zhou Ruoyi actually laughed with a 'poof': "It's just you, which part of your body doesn't match manhood." Sometimes I feel like you're more of a girl than I am. ”
Wu Daoan originally wanted to use the double cultivation that night as an example, but he still held back and changed the topic: "Then what kind of boy do you like?"
Zhou Ruoyi is a girl after all, and she still has a lot to say on this topic: "First of all, he must be handsome, and his cultivation must be taller than me, so that he can protect me." By the way, you have to be very gentle, know that you care about me and be considerate of me......"
Hearing these descriptions, a person popped up in Wu Daoan's mind: "Actually, Gu Xuancheng is very much in line with your description! You see, he doesn't look bad, and he is a cultivator in the Void Period......
"Don't mention that guy! He's always cold to me, he doesn't have a good face at all, who wants this kind of man!" Zhou Ruoyi stomped his feet a little angrily.
Wu Daoan then remembered that Gu Xuancheng's attitude towards the two was very different.
Zhou Ruoyi thought of something else: "An An, it would be good if you were a real girl, and it would be good to marry a man like Gu Xuancheng who is gentle and highly cultivated to you." By the way, I've always wondered, are you the legendary male body and female heart? Do you like boys more or girls more?"
This question made Wu Daoan very embarrassed: "Personal privacy, no comment." ”
Zhou Ruoyi was very interested in this topic: "Speaking of which, although you are a boy, if you marry another girl, it looks like a pair of sisters, which is weird." It's quite a good match for you and the handsome guy, like a couple, but in fact, it's impossible to be a husband and wife and have children......"
"Don't talk about this, okay?" Wu Daoan felt a little headache in his head. "By the way, haven't you been in a relationship before?"
"Well, the senior brothers are very good to me, but they didn't take the initiative to pursue me, probably because they were afraid of my father. My dad used to say that I was too young to be in a relationship. Zhou Ruoyi replied with her chin in her hands.
Wu Daoan knew very well, who would pursue a girl who could only live to be twenty years old? It is estimated that most of the people in the Linshan Sect know about this, but they have always cooperated to hide it from Zhou Ruoyi. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh softly in his heart. (To be continued.) )