"Fool! completely foolish!" The incompetent immortal clasped his hands together, looked at the gray-faced eyes with pity, and commented with a look of regret and a wise tone: "This female benefactor, deceiving the Wuzen senior brother with the crooked way of the evil sect, this is simply looking for a dead end, and killing herself, this is really Amitabha!" Even Huba Cileng expressed extreme incomprehension, and asked strangely with his mouth open, "Huh?"

"Well, that's right!" the impotent immortal nodded in satisfaction, stretched out a finger, and explained: "She, this is pretending to be stupid, but Senior Brother Wuzen doesn't eat her at all, because Senior Brother Wuzen is originally stupid, so he said-" I see, everyone suddenly realized that a fake fool and a real fool pretending to be stupid is certainly not a wise approach, and a person who always thinks he is smart and treats others as fools will become an idiot.

"Incompetent junior brother! Incompetent junior brother!" Wu Chan rushed over, his face full of curiosity: "Incompetent junior brother, what are you talking about?" Yes, Wu Chan has already figured it out, this is a martial arts competition, this is not a fight, there is only one problem that really worries Wu Chan, and that is what Master Lingshi said. Yes, Wuzen suddenly figured it out, Wuzen's fist is heavy, it's not right to hit a woman with his fist, Wuzen had to kick with his foot. Yes, the big sister who loves to take off her clothes doesn't know that Wuzen has long stopped eating sugar, and Master Lingxiu said that if you eat too much sugar, Wuzen's teeth will rot.

"Hey!" the incompetent immortal confided in many people's hearts with one sentence: "It's a pity!"

Eye-catching Mei is getting dressed, and she has already worn the eighth.

I didn't read it.

Others say.

"Look, that's mine, Brother Wuzen!"

"Tut-tut, little monk, I just want it!"

"Yes, if she had fought seriously and Wuzen, she wouldn't have lost so badly. ”

It can be seen that being a man must not be opportunistic, sneaky, and slippery, and it is better to be down-to-earth. ”

"Brother Xuanyuan, you and I should take this as a lesson, and we should go all out and compete openly!"

"That's right!Brother Fang Yin, come!"

"Please—"

Two people, still talking, sitting and talking.

"Brother please!"

"Dude, please. ”

"You're welcome!"

"Where, where. ”

"Brother, listen to my brother, the ground is too cold, beware that you will get sores if you sit for a long time. ”

"Brother, listen to my brother, it's windy here, be careful to talk nonsense and flash your tongue. ”

"My brother is my brother, he looks good, and his mouth is neat, no wonder he fell in love with Fairy Lin, ha!"

"It's not as good as your brother, it looks like it's Zhang Fei, more scheming than Zhuge Liang, and his brain is so good, heh!"

"I said brother, everyone has seen it, you say we're like this, is it interesting?"

"It's boring. ”

"It's boring, let's talk about something else. ”

"Wonderful! Wonderful! Just say that Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong have killed countless people in and out, you said that you are a little fart-"

"Hey, that's the dragon son and the dragon grandson, brother, don't make it up!"

"I don't understand, brother, you say, that Uncle Liu Huang is obviously a straw sandals seller, how's he-"

"Not only straw sandals, but also straw mats, straw hats, etc. ”

"Uh, why did you pick out Guan Yu and Zhang Fei from more than 10,000 straw shoes at once?"

"One word,!"

"Takami!"

"Find a way here, rely on relationships, borrow a name over there, rely on righteousness, and those who rely on both sides will rely on each other. ”

"Sure enough!"

"For example, brother, my ancestor eight hundred lifetimes ago was also an emperor, and he has a lot of background!"

"Sure enough!

"Brother, do you want to lean in?"

"I said man, don't be like this, I'm not like that. ”

"Haha! A manly man should rely on it, and if he doesn't rely on it, he will-"

"Nowhere can I be reliable!hahahaha!"

......

That's it, two men, go on.

Just sit opposite each other, sitting in the ring as if no one was around, grinding their mouths and chattering.

This is not right.

It's not good.

Even if everyone had the patience and extraordinary perseverance to accompany the two of them, Hegong would not agree.

Hegong is going to have a birthday.

Obviously, if the two of them are allowed to consume like this, the big birthday of Hegong will be really too big.

will live until death, and truly live forever.

Of course, Hegong is very angry, and everyone will not waste their precious time on nonsense, some people have already started to scold, and the scolding is more ugly, such as the peony god standing high on Lingyun Terrace, he can't hold back his own fire-like hot temper, and the other tigress jade beauty is the same, and the tiger roars and scolds. There are many bear bags, soft eggs, and waste in the nest bag, etc., not a man pretending to be a eunuch.

Even the incompetent Great Immortal can't stand it.

The incompetent immortals were so angry that they all left.

With Huba Cileng.

The incompetent immortal can't afford to lose this person at all.

But it's useless, no matter how you scold, how you scold, whether you spit on, or how you make a fuss, it's useless.

The two of them were still sitting there, talking nonsense without skin and face, running the train with their mouths full.

Of course, there are also people who gloat and steal fun, such as Dinghai.

Dinghai is ready to see the joke of the crane princess and the crane mother.

In fact, Daoist Fang and Xuanyuan Sword, the reason why they are like this, is also ready to see jokes.

It is difficult to distinguish between the two in the competition, so they will fight for intelligence, which is a problem for the martial arts conference, and the two of them have a tacit understanding.

It's like this: no one says it's allowed.

Fortunately, there is still Old Master Ma.

As the referee of this game, Old Master Ma will not let the two of them mess around, this is not child's play.

Old Master Ma didn't want to play with these two children anymore.

Old Master Ma snickered in his belly, and Old Master Ma finally stepped forward, pointed his fingers, and reprimanded him sharply.

Lay out the facts and be reasonable.

Daoist Fang thought so.

Xuanyuan Jian thought so.

So, the two, finally, began.

Fight.

Just when everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the two people were eight feet apart and began to fight swords.

With swords, swords, slashing each other, slashing each other.

And he shouted with great voice, and the sound was extremely fierce.

It's like two immortals, with fairy swords and divine winds, hurting the enemy a hundred steps away.

Not for a while.

"Ahh

Not for a while.

"Ahh

Another time.

The situation changed, and the Xuanyuan Sword swung out, and the three thousand people on Daoist Fang's side screamed at the same time, screaming in unison: "Ah-"

Then Daoist Fang slashed with a sword, and the Xuanyuan Sword was here, and four thousand people fell to the ground in pain together, in different shapes: "Ah-"

This is fun and majestic.

It's better to be happy alone than to be happy, and everyone is also interested in seeing the opportunity, so they follow the two of them to mess around.

Lean forward and back together, and never get tired of it.

The current situation is that more than 10,000 people are watching the jokes of the crane princess and the crane wife.

No way, this is the martial arts conference, this is the martial arts conference of the people of the world, since you can open it, you have to afford it.

Crane Gong was dumbfounded.

The crane woman was anxious.

said that the competition for endurance is also a competition for intelligence, or that one word-

Consume you.

said it was in a hurry, who was really in a hurry.

For example, the eldest prince of Long, the eldest prince of Long was so tired that he fell asleep standing there.

That's the case, if it weren't for Yu Zanghai, the Crane Gong and the Crane Mother, and the face of the Golden Jade Palace would be a big loss this time.

Yu Zanghai is not a referee, Yu Zanghai is the chief referee.

Yu Zanghai finally opened Chrysostom and solved the problem with just one sentence.

"The two of you are limited to the winner when you have tea, otherwise, you will both be disqualified. ”

It's not fair.

The two were not convinced.

Yu Zanghai began to drink tea.

That's fair.

Negative play, that's how it ends.

At tea time, the winner cannot be distinguished, Daoist Fang knows, and Xuanyuan Sword also knows.

But it has to be separated.

What to do?

It was still Daoist Fang's brain, and he came up with a fast, safe, and absolutely fair way at the moment.

Rock-paper-scissors.

Xuanyuan Jian raised his hands and feet, and Xuanyuan Sword agreed.

"Scissors—"

So the two of them, in front of more than 10,000 people in the ring, began to punch again.

"Stone—"

are all happy people, and the winner is determined by one game-