The smoke is like a fairy, and life is invisible. I'm a ghost madman, and the name of this story is "The Cough of Five Diseases"!

"Ahem!ahem~!" The old horse held a cigarette in one hand and held the edge of the table with the other, as if he was shocked by his own coughing sound without holding on a little.

Lao Ma is forty-eight years old this year, is a truck driver with 30 years of driving experience, due to the long-term running of transportation, the distance is relatively far is often up early in the morning greedy dark and sleepy and lacking, feel really unbearable when smoking two cigarettes to refresh the mind, but for a long time, this effect of smoking to refresh the mind is greatly weakened, the old horse's addiction to smoking is becoming bigger and bigger, used to be a pack of cigarettes for up to two days, now a day to two packs of cigarettes can not be smoked until dark, halfway to buy a few more boxes to prepare.

Lao Ma has taken smoking as a habit, as long as he opens his eyes, he will not leave his hand, he should smoke before going to bed, the first thing he will do when he wakes up is smoking, he should smoke before and after meals, he should smoke when chatting together, and he should smoke a cigarette when he goes to the toilet to pull it out happily, otherwise he will be constipated.

Long-term exposure to the toxic substances in cigarettes, Lao Ma's lungs and respiratory tract were infected with a very serious disease, often coughing non-stop, and recently a cough is more than a minute, and sometimes coughing and bleeding. In the end, I couldn't stand it anymore, so under the urging of my family, I reluctantly came to the hospital for an examination.

The doctor looked at the film of Lao Ma's lungs and shook his head, complaining about why he came to treat it when he was so serious, prescribed a lot of drugs to clear the lungs and dissolve phlegm, and repeatedly told Lao Ma to quit smoking, otherwise even Da Luo Immortal would not be able to save him.

But if this person learns to smoke and wants to quit, it is almost like asking for his own life, not to mention Lao Ma, an "old smoking gun" with a huge smoking addiction. But since the hospital came back, the family looked at the old horse like a thief, and the family did not let the existence of a pack of cigarettes and strictly controlled the amount of pocket money that wanted the old horse, preventing him from secretly buying cigarettes, and also told the neighbors that the relatives and friends of the old horse must not let the old horse smoke again!

In the following days, the family bought a lot of snacks for Lao Ma, so that he could rely on these snacks to quit his smoking addiction. But these snacks, no matter how delicious, are not as attractive to the old horse as a cheapest cigarette.

This day should be the happiest day for Lao Ma in so long! His wife went out to buy vegetables early in the morning, and his own was still sent to school, so he was alone at home, and quickly opened the window and closed the door, and carefully found the box of cigarettes that he had secretly hidden from the mezzanine of the sofa.

The old horse opened the cigarette case, took out a cigarette and swiped it with his hand, held it in his mouth, lit it with a lighter and took a deep puff, this long-lost feeling made the old horse feel an indescribable comfort all over his body, but just about to take a second puff, the doorbell rang: "Who, come."

It's not the right time!" The old horse muttered to himself with some dissatisfaction in his heart, hid the cigarette box under the sofa cushion, extinguished the cigarette in his hand and threw it out of the window, and took a few deep noses, feeling that there was no smoke left in the room, and then ran to open the door.

As soon as I opened the door, I found that it was my upstairs neighbor Xiao Li, Xiao Li was much younger than Lao Ma, but the two of them were driving trucks in one place, and the relationship was usually good, not to mention that they lived upstairs and downstairs, and the two of them were like brothers: "Xiao Li, what are you doing early in the morning?" Lao Ma knew that Xiao Li drove a night train last night and came back in the middle of the night, so it stands to reason that he should be sleeping at this time.

I saw Xiao Li secretly glance twice into the room, then looked back at the corridor, and found that there was no movement, so he asked in a low voice: "Brother Ma, sister-in-law is not at home, right?"

"She didn't go out to buy vegetables early in the morning, and it is estimated that she will have to wait a while to come back, you have something to do with her, I will call him to come back quickly" As he spoke, the old horse took out his mobile phone and was about to dial, but was stopped by Xiao Li, Xiao Li pushed the old horse into the house, turned around and closed the door and said to the old horse like a thief: "Don't call your sister-in-law back, it's great that your sister-in-law is not at home!"

"You kid turned out to be addicted to smoking here!"

"Big brother won't tell you, a few days ago I felt a little uncomfortable in my chest, so I went to the hospital to take a film and do a checkup, the doctor said that I had a problem with my lungs, so I must quit smoking quickly, otherwise even if Da Luo Immortal comes, he can't save me, but this smoking, how can it be so easy to quit, let me quit it is better to let me die directly!"

"Who's to say it's not!" said the old horse, agreeingly.

"But my wife really takes this as a thing, and they have to force me to quit smoking, and you know that my wife is a tigress, and I dare not listen to her words! But I really can't stand it, so I will find an opportunity to walk out to you and have a good time smoking, don't you mind?" said Xiao Li and lit a third cigarette.

"I don't care, it's just that you can also give my brother two roots to relieve my hunger, you also know that my illness is no worse than yours"

Xiao Li felt a little embarrassed when he heard this, and said, "But my sister-in-law said that she wouldn't let us give you cigarettes."

Lao Ma pretended to be unhappy when he heard it and said: "Well, since you are not even willing to give my brother a cigarette to smoke, then don't blame me for not being sorry for you, brother, I will tell your daughter-in-law about your smoking here."

Lao Ma's threat is very useful, and Xiao Li is really afraid that his wife will have to compromise in the end, everyone has cigarettes to share, and everyone guards secrets together, Lao Ma also took out his cigarettes, and the two of them smoked happily, and at the same time kept coughing.

In this house called "Wei."

In the small clinic of "Chinese Medicine", Lao Ma and Xiao Li had oxygen tubes inserted in their nostrils, lying on the bed with their eyes closed, and their breathing was particularly weak.

The attending doctor of the clinic is a retired old doctor surnamed Wei, who is very skilled, and when he saw Xiao Li and Lao Ma, he briefly examined and said to their families, they can go back with confidence, and these two people will be cured the next day, Lao Ma and Xiao Li's family went home in disbelief.

After that, the old doctor removed the oxygen tubes of the two men and dragged them to the back lounge one by one. "An old smoker like Dad is the most annoying, there are basically no good 'parts' on his body that can be used, what else do you want them to do?" The old man's daughter skillfully cut the clothes of the two people with scissors, cut their abdomen with a sharp scalpel, and used the knife to flick the internal organs of the two people, with a disgusted expression on her face.

"Since there is nothing good to use, just eat them all, replace them with some animal offal, they can live for three or five years, and leave that heart for me to eat......!"

The old doctor's daughter didn't pay attention to the old doctor's shouts at all, and dug out the hearts of Lao Ma and Xiao Li one by one, as if eating two more red apples, took a bite on each of them, and said with a mouth full of blood: "Fortunately, their hearts are not bad, and they are not very difficult to eat."

(End of chapter).

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