Daoist Fang has a lot of shortcomings, and everyone hates him.

But there is no doubt that this time Daoist Fang's description of the Divine Machine is extremely appropriate, extremely suitable, and quite successful!

There is a clear Wukong on the stage, which is different from the great sage, full of golden hair, up to half a foot, golden light, dense and heavy, said to be an ancient ape, but the body is no different, the Tao is born as a stone monkey, but it is also straight, the cheeks are blue, looking like a pool of stagnant water, the eyes are not shining, the god is majestic, there is no nose, only two nostrils, the mouth is particularly prominent, the fangs are jagged and violent, even if there is no strand of body, it is also generous -

That's the benefit of having a lot of hair, it can cover up shame.

Thanks to Stacula, the mysterious god machine player finally appeared in front of the world in his true form: "Boom-"

Everyone struck a chord and talked about it.

Take the Seven Swords of the Friend of the Lord as an example:

Li Yidao: "Something is abnormal, this is indeed unexpected, it is unexpected." ”

Li Erdao: "That's right, I thought the person under the black cloth was a zombie, and he was covered with rune paper. ”

Li Sandao: "It should be said that it is a corpse under the black cloth." ”

Li Sidao: "There is no doubt that this is a corpse demon, and the corpse has become a demon, which is an extraordinary zombie." ”

Li Wudao: "I have to admit that this corpse demon has a unique beauty, so it is too ugly and strange, which is the truth that things must be reversed." ”

Li Liudao: "Yes, I like its hair, especially it." ”

Li Qidao: "I like its shoes. ”

Yes, Shenjizi is still wearing shoes, which are a pair of thatched weaving. Sandals.

Of course, the seven swords are gods. But ordinary people. I have to listen to this paragraph about the real secret of the god machine~~

Master Huang Yangmu: "Qiang?"

Shenji Zhenren: "No, Shenjizi has not yet completed the final transformation, so it can't be called a sword yet." ”

Dean Bai: "A qualitative leap can be called a transformation. ”

Master Huang Yangmu: "Grass?"

The real person of the gods: "There is a swamp in the clouds, the name is the cloud swamp, the grass grows in the swamp, the name is called the cloud grass, and the weaving of the harvest is the shoe." The clouds and fog of the track, a somersault 100,000 ......"

Dean Bai: "You demon way, you are good at talking nonsense, just a pair of broken straw sandals, but there is ...... stuffed inside"

Master Huang Yangmu: "Fu?"

Shenji Zhenren: "It should be said that it is, the flying charm." ”

Dean Bai: "The Golden Retriever Zombie King, the Vampire Bat Demon, and the hand of the deer is still unknown, but I am still more optimistic about Stacula!"

Master Huang Yangmu: "Bite?"

Shenji Zhenren: "When it comes to the kung fu of biting the frame, my son Shenji dares to call it second." No one dares to call it the first, it's called ......"

Dean Bai: "If there is a father, there must be a son." ”

Shenji Zhenren: "The surname is white." If you want to die, you can say it!"

Dean Bai: "I don't want to die, I'll just say it!

Shenji Zhenren: "Poor and sour, rancid, I bite you, bite you and dirty my mouth!"

Dean Bai: "You are not a real person, you are a real person, a god with abnormal nerves, a god with abnormal nerves, a true person with abnormal nerves, and a person with abnormal nerves!"

Divine Machine: "It's better than you idiot!"

......

Master Huang Yangmu stopped talking, because he had already bitten it, biting on the stage, biting off the stage, biting and biting so exciting, biting and biting so lively: "No!" This, is the incompetent Daxian, the incompetent Daxian is not calm again, because of the affectionate gaze, the interpretation of romantic love, the embrace of death and the sweet kiss at the same time, causing the two eyeballs of the incompetent Daxian to jump out of the eye socket at the same time "pop!" and fall to the ground at the same time, that is, a fairy head opened two big brain holes at the same time: "Dear!"

At that time, under the projection of countless stunned or frightened eyes, the sky shone brightly, and they focused together—

But see, the god machine rushed over with an arrow step!

Stick out a claw, five fingers, hit the chest!

Straight to the chest!

And Stacula, smiling and spreading his arms, seemed to have been waiting for this moment for thousands of years—

Let it be!

Then, for some reason, the god suddenly retracted his claws, as if he had been burned by fire!

It seems that I shivered~~

And Stacula seemed to have been electrocuted, and at the same time shivered~~

In a snap of his fingers, there was a moment of beauty, and then Stacula took the initiative to open his arms and rushed over, and hugged the god machine tightly!

of the waist!

Divine machine, hold Stacula in your arms with a hug!

Rhythm, pay attention to the rhythm!

Dracula raised his head~~

Shenjizi bowed his head~~

Stacula closes his eyes~~

The god machine is not closed~~

Stacula's mouth~~

Shenjizi pouted~~

Near...... Near...... A stone's throw away...... Breath audible ......

The incompetent Daxian opened his mouth wide!

All are one expression!

This scene, this scene, can only be described in one word: "palpitations!"

Impose a word: "Cool!"

Absolutely heavy taste, not suitable for all ages, at that moment the wind is Xiao Feng Xiao Xi Feng Xiao Xiao Xiao Xi , it feels cold and cold ~~

"Boom!"

It was a gong that shook the sky, just because of the absolute dead silence, everyone looked up to the sky at the same time: "Short! oil! drip!

Yes, at the same time as the gong was broken, the two mouths were already kissing in one place.

Gluing, gluing, so to speak, extraordinarily strong!

Everyone, anxious, rotten, supporting, getting up, relatively speechless, panting: "Vomit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

We can not believe our eyes, but we must believe in great love, just like the big question mark on everyone's head has disappeared and replaced with a bigger !!

Incompetent immortals, wow wow spit!

At least the incompetent Daxian feels that he will never believe in love again, whether it is big love, small love, middle love, or, dear~~

Five minutes later.

Stunned, vomited, crazy, stupid, shocked, sighed, evil, cold, everyone stammered and discussed.

Let's still take the Seven Knives as an example -

Li Yidao: "There is nothing to make a fuss about, my selfish mind secretly thinks that as long as the two of them are willing, there is nothing wrong with this matter." ”

Li Erdao: "But this is too shocking, no matter what, private things should be done in a private place, so in broad daylight, such behavior is inevitably suspected of violating customs." ”

Li Sandao: "Okay, I'll admit it, I've vomited three times in the last moment, and I can't vomit at this time, and I can't vomit anymore!"

Li Sidao: "Let me sum it up, corpse transformation, demon love, blood relatives, and evil fate are the four deadly sins!"

Li Wudao: "Original sin!"

Li Liudao: "It's not that simple, in fact, I don't think they're kissing." ”

Li Qidao: "I guess that the corpse demon is absorbing the yang energy of the blood demon, and the blood demon is extracting the yin energy of the corpse demon, and the mouth is the cashier, and it is kissing~~"

Therefore, the seven knives are all smart people, which is close to the truth of the facts-

Master Huang Yangmu: "Yin and Yang?"

Shenji Zhenren: "The body of Shenjizi Yin and Demon, and the body of Stagula Blood, are based on the total as the extreme yin and the extreme yang." ”

Dean Bai: "The cathode and anode, attracting each other, are kissed by corpse demons and blood monsters, and it is difficult to separate." ”

Master Huang Yangmu: "Success or failure?"

Shenji Zhenren: "Blood has blood essence, corpse has corpse pill, the victory or defeat should be five or five, what do you say?"

Dean Bai: "You say five-five, I say four-six, Shenjizi is four, Stacula is six, because Shenjizi only has instinctive reactions and no thinking ability, and the IQ will be completely destroyed by Stacula!"

Master Huang Yangmu: "Wisdom and foolishness?"

Shenji real person: "The master is the master, the great wisdom is if the fool is great, the great wisdom is like the foolish teacher, the god machine is brainless but behind the god machine, there is also a god machine real person." ”

Dean Bai: "So, the real battle has just begun. ”

Master Huang Yangmu: "This?"

"I know, I know, Stacula also has the help of the mages represented by Maradoki behind him, but-"

Dean Bai: "Go into battle with father and son, fight tiger brothers, god machine!"

"Sickness!" (to be continued......)