Chapter 334: Come, Check Your Body

Mu Zha woke up the dreamer with a word.

Jin Zha reacted, slapped off Mu Zha's head in the crook of his arm with one palm, and with a bright and obscene smile, he went straight to Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing and Nezha in red clothes.

"~!You're like this again, do you still want to have a little face? You're still a brother?

Behind him, Mu Zha touched his buzzing head, and watched Jin Zha take another step ahead of him, his face was flushed with anger, and he kept chasing after him.

Brothers on the battlefield, fathers and sons in battle, women in front of them, both can be thrown.

In the back garden, Jin Zha and Mu Zha looked at each other, and between their eyes, like thunder and thunder, the atmosphere was intense, out of control, as if they could fight in the next moment.

"Hmph~!ho~tui!"x2

The two snorted coldly in unison, spat each other in disgust, and then parted ways, one left and one right, outflanking Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing and Nezha left and right in the audience, neither of them wanted to work hard in the same direction with the other party.

In fact, these two people have some little cares in their hearts, with their exquisite and handsome appearances, stay together, in case these girls are dazzled again, don't know how to choose, and waste a good time, then wouldn't they regret dying?

These two children have never been beaten by society at first glance, but if they go out to chase two girls, they will not have such absurd ideas.

To put it bluntly, these two children must not have looked in the mirror......

One hundred and ten girls said that there were not many people, Jin Zha and Mu Zha left and right, and soon they all asked, and they were a little shocked and disappointed to find that these girls were all married women, and none of them were single.

"Hello girl, I'm Jin Zha (Muzha), do you have a boyfriend?"

This is the same question between the two of them, except for the tone that changed from excitement to loss, not even a single punctuation mark has changed.

With the straightforward way of questioning these two of them, coupled with the bright and obscene smile when they entered the venue, normal girls see them, and they have to say that they have a boyfriend if they don't have a boyfriend.

It's not strange to say that you have several boyfriends if you are insecure......

But fortunately, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing didn't lie to them, they are really married husbands, and there are forty-four Xiaoqing among them, who have the same husband......

"Crackling~!"

The lightning and thunder between his eyes flashed again, looking at the last Xiaoqing who had not yet asked in front of him, the atmosphere between Jin Zha and Mu Zha was tense to the extreme, and no one was willing to give up this last glimmer of hope that it would be possible to get off the list.

Jin Zhe's brows furrowed slightly, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he sent a look wave towards Mu Zha: I am my brother, I am old, and it is urgent to find you a sister-in-law. You're a younger brother, you're young, don't worry, let me come first!

Mu Zha didn't let it go at all, his facial expression was similar to Jin Zha's, after receiving the signal from Jin Zha's eyebrows, his face rose with three points of anger: You now know that you are your brother?

Jin Zha's face was displeased, and a cold glint flashed in his eyebrows: Is it really not negotiable?

Mu Zha's face was full of determination, he must defend his territorial sovereignty this time: there is no negotiation!

Then let's see the real chapter under your hands~!X2

The talks between the brothers broke down, and Jin Zha and Mu Zha had tense muscles, like cheetahs ready to attack, and the prey was Jin Zha (Mu Zha) on the other side.

......

Xiaoqing, an unknown world who was sandwiched between the two, was speechless in his heart after seeing these two people squeeze their eyebrows and make eyes, and they were about to beat each other.

"Don't fight, I already have a husband, don't waste your time with me. ”

For fear that the two of them would fight and harm her, a poor, weak and helpless little green snake, this little green snake from an unknown world was one step ahead of others, and preemptively answered the questions that Jin Zha and Mu Zha wanted to ask in advance.

Anyway, no matter who wins for a while, the two of them will ask the same question.

The back garden is not big, and it is not small, but the hundred and ten people stay here together, although it is not crowded, but the distance between people is less than one meter at most.

In addition, Jin Zha and Mu Zha asked themselves questions, and they didn't want to hide it at all, so as early as when they asked about the fourth or fifth Bai Suzhen or Xiaoqing, the news that there were two fools who were picking up girls here spread throughout the back garden.

"Hey, why are they all married women......" x2

Jin Zha and Mu Zha glanced at each other, put away the atmosphere between the two, and stood side by side, looking at the girl and sighing.

In fact...... They don't care about any married man, but it's a pity that the girls present not only have husbands, but also stay away from them, as if they are hiding from perverts.

They are the eldest and second sons of the dignified Li Mansion, how can they be perverts?

A group of good-looking little ladies, but it's a pity, all of them have no beads......

The good skin on this body has been ruined......

Zhong Bai Suzhen and Zhong Xiaoqing: What does it have to do with whether you are perverted or not? You are perverted!

Depressed and depressed, Jin Zha and Mu Zha glanced at each other and looked at the small pavilion in the lake.

They remembered the false girl who had been waiting for them silently in the gazebo, and who would never leave them and be loyal to them.

What kind of girl is not a girl, how can I have my paper man wife...... In fact, the living big girl is also quite good!

The two of them swept their eyes over Nezha, who was standing by the lake and teasing the fish, dressed in red, no powder, petite and cute, especially with a smile and a smile, that innocent and cute appearance, which made them feel that their hearts were about to melt.

Though...... The mountains ahead and the base behind are a little too flat, and you may starve your children later, but that's fine......

The point is that she is good-looking!

Paper Man: Have you forgotten the original sea oath and mountain alliance? Have you forgotten the Pan Jinlian on the shore of Daming Lake? Phew! Two scumbags who don't criticize their faces!

Seeing the red-clothed Luo skirt Nezha, Jin Zha and Mu Zha's eyes were straight, and they swallowed saliva in their stomachs, and involuntarily walked towards Nezha under their feet.

Wait a minute......

Jin Zha and Mu Zha woke up, recalling the "I already have a husband" who had heard it dozens of times, and they hesitated a little in their hearts, and their footsteps towards Nezha also stopped.

Their battered glass hearts were so broken that they could no longer withstand the slightest blow......

Jin Zha and Mu Zha glanced at each other again, nodded in unison, turned to look at Xiaoqing in the unknown world, and grinned in unison, showing a flattering and even more obscene smile.

Unknown World Xiaoqing: "......"

Under the double firepower of these two perverts, the snake's body was cold, and Xiaoqing from the unknown world couldn't help but take a step back, her face a little timid.

Jin Zha suddenly made a move and slapped Mu Zha on the skull...... Shoot it empty!

"Hmph, broken brother, I knew you wanted to beat me!"

Mu Zha looked proud, looking at Jin Zha who was staring at his palm, showing off his brilliant IQ.

It seems that there will be no more head-to-head in the future...... It's all smart!

Jin Zha made a secret decision in his heart, but his face was a serious reprimand: "Look at yourself, you are smiling like a flower thief, you scared all the girls, don't you apologize quickly!"

Unknown World Xiaoqing: Aren't you the same yourself?

"Aren't you the same yourself?"

Suddenly hearing what he was saying, Xiaoqing's face from the unknown world changed instantly, thinking that he couldn't hold back and said it.

But as soon as I looked up, I saw Jin Zha and Mu Zha glaring at each other again, and they were on the same page.

Jin Zha: (▼Dish▼#)

Muzha (╬ ???? Dish???? ╬)

......

Five minutes later, his eyes didn't blink, and Jin Zha and Mu Zha who were staring at each other moved.

His eyes didn't move, but he walked towards Xiaoqing from the unknown world under his feet, one left and one right, sandwiching his bag in the middle again.

Unknown World Xiaoqing: "......"

grinned: "I don't know what else the two sons are looking for concubine......s?

"Puff~!"

Hearing the last thing they wanted to hear, Jin Zha and Mu Zha's scarred little hearts were stabbed again, but fortunately, this knife was poked along the original wound, although it hurt, but fortunately it didn't collapse.

With the same grin, he forcibly squeezed out a painful and distorted smile, and Jin Zha raised his hand and pointed at Nezha by the lake: "This girl, I don't know if the beautiful little cutie by the lake is with you, and what is her name?"

Xiaoqing in the unknown world had a strange face, smashing it and smashing it, not knowing how to answer.

Mu Zha on the side was bright, and suddenly waved his hand and slapped it on Jin Zha's head!

"Smack~!"

There was a crisp sound, Jin Zha's brain was buzzing, it didn't hurt, he was only a little confused, he was actually hit on the head by his stupid brother......

Sure enough, I still can't start again in the future, and now I'm already smart like this, and if I continue to fight, after my father's death in the future, the family will ...... It's hard to fight.

Somewhere, Li Jing, who was sweating profusely and pale, suddenly felt a chill down his spine, shivering all over, and his eyes were blurred......

"Urn goods! ask so much nonsense!"

Mu Zha looked at Jin Zha in a daze, and scolded angrily, but there was a smugness in his eyes that could not be concealed.

The two brothers are not on the same level, Jin Zha is already thinking about the family property after Li Jingxian's death, but Mu Zha is still complacent about it......

Mu Zha, who turned his head proudly and consciously pulled back a game, turned his head to look at Xiaoqing in the unknown world: "This girl, is that little cutie by the lake a husband?"

The faces were inexplicable and strange, and the Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing who heard Muzha's question around them twitched their cheeks from time to time, and the flush on their faces continued to deepen as the time of holding back their laughter increased.

Xiao Qing of the unknown world pinched his thigh meat indiscriminately, and the pain temporarily suppressed the crazy smile in his heart, and took this opportunity to wave his hand again and again, and said with a sincere face: "No, no, he has no husband, I dare to guarantee, he must not have a husband!"

He doesn't have a husband, but he has a wife, and there is more than one, as many as forty-four!

Of course, this is from the heart......

"Great!"

Mu Zha's face was flushed with excitement, and his eyes skimmed over Jin Zha, who was walking fast, and looked at Nezha Xiaoke by the lake......

Swift footsteps...... Jinzha?

The smile on Mu Zha's face stiffened for a moment, and then anger surged, his face turned red, and a mist rose above his head: "You are like this again! You want to rob me again! I don't have a brother like you!"

As he spoke, Mu Zhe's feet flew fast, and he also chased out, his eyes were fixed on Jin Zhe's ass writhing as he ran, and he really wanted to kick two feet on it.

"Ah~ha~!"

Behind him, there was a lot of laughter from Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen, one by one, leaning forward and closing together, with tears in the corners of their eyes, breathless, and their faces flushed.

Hurriedly glanced back, Mu Zha was confused, just looking at the flowers...... How can you be happier than you just laughed......

......

By the lake, Jin Zha arrived first, Mu Zha followed, the distance was not far away, and after Mu Zha arrived, Jin Zha had just spoken out.

"This girl, in Xia Jinzha, the eldest prince of the Li Mansion, I don't know if I have the honor to smell your name?"

Flipping the paper fan that he found out of nowhere, Jin Zha smiled kindly and looked down at Nezha, who was a little stunned on his face.

Cute little sister who is dumb ......

Jin Zha swallowed a mouthful of saliva, feeling that his scarred little liver was instantly filled, full, so full.

Behind him, Muzha, who rushed over, was not to be outdone, and forcibly squeezed Jin Zha, who monopolized Nezha, to the side, and again, one left and one right, sandwiching Nezha in the middle.

Looking at Nezha, who was full of question marks and looked at him with a cute face, the 10,000 words in Muzha's heart died instantly.

Immediately after that, my brain buzzed, and I forgot all the words I had learned in private school for decades, and now I can't remember a word.

After a long time, I don't know how to speak, Mu Zha, who was blushing when he was looked at by Nezha, stammered: "This girl is in the lower gold ...... Muzha, the second son of Li Mansion, you ...... Can you be my wife?"

Nezha: (+_+) ?

Jin Zha: "......"

Which slap did you slap this guy through? This ...... After this, is there really so much more IQ?

Absolutely not in the future! Hit Muzha in the head again!

Jin Zha was shocked, emphasized it in his heart, and then not to be outdone, he also said: "This girl, don't believe his nonsense, I am the eldest son, I will hurt people at an old age, he is young and ignorant, you still want to be my wife!"

"What do you mean? You want to rob me of everything, do you want a little bit of my brother's face?"

Muzha was furious, and he strongly condemned Jinzha's behavior of praising himself but belittling him.

However, Jin Zha is not a vegetarian either, he glanced at Mu Zha and sneered disdainfully: "You are young, why don't you learn from Kong Rong to make pears?"

"It's different! It's a pretty cutie, it's not a pear!"

"Urn goods, are you in the classroom? The pear is just a representative, Kong Rong wants to express a kind of respect for the elders! I am your brother, you have to respect me!"

"Your school is in vain!"

......

It turns out that Muzha is still the same Muzha, and his previous performance was just extraordinary, and now he is still taking the rhythm with him.

Jin Zhe breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, the family property should not be able to run away......

However, in the future, he still can't hit Muzha's head anymore, in case he is really smart, he has no place to cry.

"Two brothers, you ...... Don't you recognize me?"

Looking at the two brothers who were pointing their noses and fighting with each other every day, Nezha's little face was flushed, which was embarrassed by Jin Zha and Mu Zha's "Be My Wife" just now.

The pretty cutie spoke, Jin Zha and Mu Zha glared at each other fiercely, snorted coldly, put away the fingers that were about to be inserted into each other's nostrils, and had a very tacit understanding of one left and one right, and ...... Sandwiched Nezha in the middle again.

Jin Zha's face was tender, and there was a little doubt in it: "Do we know each other?"

Mu Zha held his head in thought, and a certain childhood figure flashed in his eyes: "Could it be that you are the daughter of the widow of the Wang family who has been widowed for ten years on the street next door?"

As he spoke, Mu Zha shook his head again: "It's impossible, my father hated Xiao Taohong at the beginning, and he didn't let us play with Xiao Taohong, it was impossible for him to let Xiao Taohong come to our house, who are you?"

Young man, are you really sure that your father hates Little Peach? Don't you feel that Little Peachy looks a little like Li Jing?

"I'm Nezha. ”

"Nezha?!"

Jin Zha and Mu Zha widened their eyes, incredulous, and lost their souls: "How can you be Nezha!

Nezha didn't answer, raised his hands, pulled up the green silk that he had scattered on his shoulders, one left and one right, and grabbed two big bags with both hands.

Facing Jinzha and Muzha: "What about now, do you recognize me now?"

The highly recognizable pill head appeared, and Jin Zha and Mu Zha finally determined that this girl was really their third brother Nezha.

Thereupon...... They were even more excited.

The essence light in his eyes flickered frequently, and his eyes shot a blazing light, scanning Nezha's body back and forth like a searchlight, the corners of his mouth rose, and the smile gradually became perverted.

"Nezha, come, let Brother Wei check your body, hehehe~!"

"That's right, Nezha, let our two brothers care about you and care about you, hehehe~!"

Seeing Jin Zha and Mu Zha, who were smiling evilly and with bad intentions, slowly approaching him, Nezha felt a sudden tightness in the local area, and his little face turned white all of a sudden, and he retreated in a panic, without saying a word, and ran away.

Behind him, Jin Zha and Mu Zha followed closely with a "hey, hey, hey", and their smiles were more obscene than facing Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing.

It's like when I was a student, several boys pushed and shoved together, and gay came and gay touched each other and fell down.

That's 100 percent straight men.

Those who sat on the sidelines, calmly rolled their eyes in disgust.

Yes, that's right, he's bent.