Chapter 320: Exotic Habits
As the saying goes, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Although I was hungry and tired, the poor of India naturally couldn't catch up with me after I picked up the trick, so I easily got rid of those who shouted at me to drink and pick up hoes.
Sitting on the top of the tree and looking at the Indian Ah San who were eating dinner at the bottom of the mountain, I held my breath, my dignified Ziyang Palm Sect Master was actually held by such a group of rabble, I really couldn't swallow this breath. To put it another way, I am an officer in the army, and it is also humiliating to be chased by poor Indians running around the mountains.
But soon the reason for my anger changed, I no longer thought about disgrace to the country and Ziyangguan, I was thinking about why the old man took my money but didn't give me food, and it was a natural thing to use people's money to eliminate disasters for others, this old thing is not a fucking thing.
Reaching out and pulling down a leaf and putting it in his mouth, he squinted at the people down the mountain, thinking about what they were eating, and judging from the fact that they didn't use chopsticks, it was probably meat, and the thought of meat made him feel even hungrier, and then he simply turned his head and stopped looking. I had already found out when I was in the village that they were planting soil, and that the potatoes were harvested in the summer, and that they should have grown large tubers by now, so I would have stolen them in the evening.
Ah San went into the shack after eating, and waited patiently for more than an hour, and then quietly left the big tree where he was hiding and went down to the bottom of the mountain. The sound in my ears made me frown, there are children in every shack here, why are these girls so loud, like toads in the pond after the rain, the sound of the cry is louder and louder, it is like a singing competition.
I didn't know the truth at the time, and I was still wondering if they had a lot of money or used their own divine oil. Later, I learned that in fact, the skills of the three were very ordinary, and the average time was only ten minutes, far lower than the international average of fifteen minutes. As for the call of women, it is just a rural custom of theirs, the louder the woman screams, the more powerful her man is, and the old man will have face on his face. If you don't scream, you will be beaten the next day.
Naturally, I would not lie outside the shack and listen to the corner, but I reached out and grabbed the pickaxe that was placed outside the shack and ran into their field to plow it, and as I expected, the potatoes were almost ripe, so I took off my coat and wrapped a lot, and instead threw away the pickaxe and ran back to the mountains to pick up dead branches and light a bonfire.
Potatoes are naturally not roasted with fire, they can only be buried under the soil and made a fire from above, the practice is similar to calling flower chicken, the advantage of this method is that the potatoes will not burn, the disadvantage is that the simmering time is relatively long, I patiently guarded the fire for a long time and estimated that it was almost time to open the fire to eat potatoes. Eating hot food again, I was trembling with excitement, no wonder the country wants to advocate the construction of material civilization first, because no one is in the mood to discuss justice and morality to study poetry and poetry when hungry.
After eating, my ideological consciousness immediately improved a lot, and after putting those stewed but uneaten potatoes into my pocket, I wanted to avenge myself for the shame of the country, but after thinking about it, I still forget it, these people are all poor, and life is very hard, and I don't need to be a soldier to see them in general. The second is that he will go over to steal potatoes in the next few days, and he is afraid that they will harvest it early.
Thinking of this, I picked up the branches again and burned the bonfire, and I suddenly felt that I had strength in my stomach when I had food, and I pinched the qi gathering fingers and lay down to rest, I now have a red aura, and I am very alert when I sleep, and I am not afraid of them coming to sneak attack.
With the firelight, the mosquitoes naturally did not come to attack, so I slept happily until dawn, and woke up the next morning, looked at the village below, and found that the three people were in the field looking at the potatoes that I had destroyed and shouting loudly, and from time to time they stretched out their fingers to the mountain, and seemed to know that their potatoes were destroyed by me.
I snickered in my eyes, toasted and didn't eat and drink, I used money to buy you and chased and beat me, then I could only steal. After laughing, he quietly got up and walked around the village to the stream at the edge of the village to drink, but when he was about to leave after drinking, he found something that disgusted him, a Ah San at the bottom of the stream actually wiped off the filth with his fingers after convenience, and then washed it in the stream a little, but last night they were obviously eating with their hands on the food. Fortunately, the location of their drinking water is located above the village, otherwise it would really make them sick to death, no wonder India is prone to plague, it turns out that it is so unhygienic, and there are not many leaves without hand paper.
For the next few days, I lurked around the slums, gradually figuring out why they planted so many potatoes, because potatoes were the staple food of the poor, and rice and flour were relatively rare, and they rarely had these two fine grains in their diet, and they didn't use their buttocks to grab rice, they wiped their buttocks with their left hand, and pilaf with their right hand.
In addition to this, I also noticed a strange phenomenon, that is, in addition to many men, there was a woman in her twenties who was different from the other women, and this woman did not wear a scarf, and the smell on her head indicated that she was a woman. Not only did the men scold her and reprimand her when she was working, but they even gave her very little when she ate, and let her eat alone away from the crowd. It seems that this woman has committed a crime and caused trouble, otherwise she should not have been treated like this.
As for stealing potatoes every night, Ah San was naturally very angry, and at night the organization staff guarded the photos all night, and during the day, they searched in pairs up the mountain in vain, and the anger was like thunder but it couldn't help me, I was very happy in my eyes, who let you take the hammer to pick me up, if it wasn't for you and women and children, I would have planed it all for you, and I didn't keep any seeds.
Seven days later, my breath has recovered to the dark blue aura, I contemplate and feel that according to the current trend, I can recover the purple qi before noon tomorrow and volley again, thinking of this, I can't help but feel good, after tonight, the uncle is going to do business, and I won't play with you guys.
Smiling, he walked out of his hiding place and walked down the hill again, just like before, Ah San jumped out of his hiding place when he saw me coming, and chased after me with torches, while I used my luck to lead them to run around and wait for an opportunity to dig.
"Bye-bye!" I laughed as I turned around with the potatoes in my arms.
Bye bye is a saying that the whole world understands, and the three naturally know what it means, and they can hear the mockery hidden in my words, so they all shout and chase after it.
Just when I was very proud, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my left leg, and when I looked down, I couldn't help but be angry, "You dare to clamp me"