Chapter 17 One plus one equals three
The three of them messed around for a while, and Shen Mazi said: "Quack, just now in the Transmission Hall, how did you see that they wouldn't kill Zuo Gongyuan?"
Tan Yang sold Guan Zi and said: "Before answering you, you sue me first, what method did you think of to save Zuo Gongyuan at that time?"
"Mazi, can you save people in the hands of the gods?" Wang Dazhui said disdainfully, "Don't sue me, your method is to pull us to rob the Dharma field." ”
"Rob your head. Shen Mazi scolded with a smile, "It's actually very simple, as long as we take the lead in protesting and interceding at that time, the rest of the disciples will definitely rise up in groups, hurting their rabbits and dead foxes! Qingyang Sect's killing of a Zuo Gongyuan has nothing to do with the overall situation, but it definitely can't stop these more than sixty disciples from rebelling together." I dare assert that not only will they not dare to kill us, but they will take good care of us. Otherwise, where would the Qingyang Sect go to find so many disciples with innate spiritual sources?"
Tan Yang nodded and said, "Yes, it makes sense, it's really nine out of ten pockmarks." But I didn't need it at all, because I had already seen at the time that they were just acting, the purpose was not to kill people, but to kill chickens and monkeys, with red faces, white faces, and tacit understanding ups and downs, but the acting was full of flaws. ”
Shen Mazi said with interest: "Oh, why didn't I see any flaws?"
"I'll just say one thing, and you'll understand. Tan Yang said, "Zuo Gongyuan definitely didn't just get caught, but he had already been caught last night, but he kept it a secret, just to pull it out and be the monkey that scared the chicken at a critical time." In order to strengthen the role of killing a hundred people, they pretended to send their disciples into the scripture hall to report, making it look like Zuo Gongyuan had just been captured. Isn't that acting?"
"You're just foolish!" Wang Dazhui said suspiciously, "You haven't seen it, how can you be sure that Zuo Gongyuan was captured last night?"
"It's simpler. Tan Yang said, "You two didn't notice that the blood stains on Zuo Gongyuan's body were dry. I don't see human blood very often, but the blood of my prey is commonplace, don't forget, I'm a hunter, judging the time of death or injury according to the blood drying up, for hunters who have been mixed in the mountains all year round, it is a basic skill that is too simple to be simple. It was through this point that I judged that Zuo Gongyuan had already been arrested and not today. ”
"High! it's really high!" Shen Mazi suddenly realized, stretched out his thumb and praised. Wang Dazhui was also convinced, and when he looked at Tan Yang's eyes, he couldn't help but feel a little admiration.
Tan Yang was very comfortable, and simply said: "In addition, I also tell you that the people of the Qingyang Sect are a bunch of stupid people, and the other missing disciple has never been eaten by the beast, maybe he has successfully escaped." ”
"How is this possible?" said Wang Dahammer, "is that bloody suit fake?"
"That bloody coat is naturally true. Tan Yang said, "It was also the bloody clothes of Tong Guò that I concluded that the missing disciple did not lose his life. ”
"I understand!" Shen Mazi said excitedly, "However, although it can be concluded that he was not eaten by the beast, it is still a mystery whether he can escape alive." But at least there is one thing that this guy has managed to do, and that is to get rid of the pursuit of the Qingyang Sect. Next, as long as he can avoid those fierce birds and beasts in the mountains again, this guy can escape. ”
Wang Dazhui touched the back of his head and said depressedly: "What do you two mean, why didn't I understand?"
Tan Yang smiled silently, and Shen Mazi explained: "Sledgehammer, if a person is eaten by a wild beast, what will happen to the clothes on his body?"
"Of course it will be stained with blood...... Wang Dazhui also suddenly understood, "By the way, it will be bitten into strips of rags! And the bloody clothes they took out today are complete! The people of the Qingyang Sect are really stupid enough to be at their grandmother's house, and they can't even see this and retreat back to people?" Speaking of this, he couldn't help but cover his mouth, didn't he see it?
Tan Yang and Shen Feifei laughed out loud together, Wang Dazhui blushed, and muttered: "Ten pockmarks and nine traitors are not as good as one Tan Immortal." ”
"You don't have to hurt me, I have self-knowledge, compared with Dr. Tan Yong, I sigh to myself. Shen Mazi sighed, "To be honest, I used to think that I was smart, but now I found out that there is a hillbilly quack doctor who is a hundred times more powerful than me." ”
Tan Yang punched Shen Mazi and hugged his fists to make a modest gesture: "The two senior brothers have won the award, and the mountain people dare not be ashamed, and they dare not be ashamed!"
"Pretend!" Wang Dazhui rolled his eyes, "If you don't pretend, you'll die?"
Shen Mazi also punched Tan Yang back, and sighed: "Now I fully understand, from the very beginning, we have fallen into the chain set carefully designed by the Qingyang Sect. Xiuxian is a fishing rod, the settlement fee is the bait, and the meridian acupoint map is a fish hook with barbs, it seems that the five taels of silver they promised a month must be the moon in the water flower well. This set is one after another, and there is a set in the set, but everyone is eager to drill into it, and it is really convincing that the scam can be designed to such a subtle process. ”
Wang Dazhui pondered carefully, and said depressedly: "It's really like this, fooled! Why are you two so thoughtful, why can't I see it?"
Shen Mazi said seriously: "The reason for this is also very simple, you have been using a sledgehammer every day since you were a child, and you have thrown off all the slurry in your head." Yijingyun, 'muddy swallowing the brain', which means that often picking the arm will damage the brain. ”
Wang Dazhui was skeptical, frowned, and said: "Swallow your brain, won't you?" Doctor Tan Yong, you know medical skills, and the medical scriptures are really so cloudy?"
"The clouds have passed, the clouds have passed. Tan Yang couldn't hold back his laughter.
Wang Dazhui reacted immediately, raised his fist and struck, and scolded with a smile: "Shen Mazi! Lao Tzu has heard of swallowing dates in a muddy manner, where did you come from some kind of bullshit 'swallowing your brain'?
Tan Yang smiled: "Sledgehammer, you really have too little slurry in your head." If you don't believe me, I'll test you as a three-year-old child, okay?"
"Come!" said Wang Dazhu, "Lao Tzu still doesn't believe in this evil." ”
"Listen up. Tan Yang stretched out a finger and asked, "Take a closer look, how much is this?"
Wang Dazhui knew that the problem was not so simple, and after thinking about it, he couldn't figure out what kind of mystery Tan Yang was going to play, so he had to answer honestly: "One!"
"Such a simple question, do you still need to think about it for a long time?" Tan Yang shook his finger and said, "Hurry up and answer, what is this?"
Wang Dazhui quickly replied: "Of course it's one!"
"Well, yes, that's right! Tan Yang said, "It's a quiz just now, let's start the exam officially! ”
Shen Mazi couldn't guess what Tan Yang was going to do, so he watched intently.
Tan Yang still stretched out a finger and asked, "How much is this?"
"One!" replied the king, who secretly began to concentrate on the slurry in his head.
Tan Yang quickly stretched out two fingers again and asked, "How much is this?"
"Two!" Wang Dazhui also replied quickly.
Tan Yang then stretched out three fingers and asked, "What is one plus one?"
"Three!" replied Wang Dazhui without hesitation.
As soon as the words fell, "Oh my God!" Shen Mazi sat directly on the ground, hugged his smiling stomach, and wept in grief: "Clever! Brother Sledgehammer is really a god!"
Tan Yang didn't say a word, dangled three fingers, looked at Wang Dazhui with great sympathy, and sighed extremely painfully.
Wang Dazhui was completely confused, staring at Tan Yang's dangling three fingers, and muttered: "That's right, it's three! One plus one equals ...... Doctor Tan Yong, I'll kill you!"
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