Chapter 24: The Law of Great Joy
"Heavenly Demon Strategy!"
The long-eared Dingguang Joy Buddha pulled out a picture scroll, the picture scroll was painted with twelve revealing clothes, the young woman who was protruding forward and backward was lifelike, he shook the picture scroll towards the sky, and the person in the painting slowly walked out of the painting, ** Miaoman, the posture is sultry.
At the same time, a burst of delightful music sounded like ants crawling in the heart, and twelve young women began to dance.
"Heavenly Demon Dance!"
"Yes, it's the Heavenly Demon Dance, how about it, before you die, the poor monk let you enjoy the Western Bliss, and the poor monk treats you, the Jade Emperor, well. ”
When Zhang Youren heard the beautiful sound, a flame began to burn in his heart, and he was a little hot for no reason, even if Haotian Mirror couldn't stop trembling, he couldn't stop it, and the pleasant light sound drilled straight into his ears.
He let out a low roar, forced himself to calm down, and said, "Long-eared Dingguang Buddha, I want to ask at the end, why do you want to plot against this seat, what are you trying to do?"
Anyway, if you can't get rid of your fate, it's better to be a single person and figure things out clearly, at least not under Jiuquan, or a foolish ghost, oh, no, it's a real soul, and even a ghost can't do it.
The long-eared Dingguang was happy that the Buddha saw that victory was in sight, and he trembled with excitement, and he laughed wildly and said: "The Buddha has a fate, and I have a fate with you in the West." ”
He said with a kiss in his heart: "My Buddha wants to preach to the East, but Taoism obstructs it in every way, and His Majesty is even more pushing, so that the Western Church cannot cross eastward. In the past, the saints were in charge, and the combat power of the two saints in the west was not as good as the three saints of Taoism, so naturally they could not make the trip. Now that the saint does not appear, Da Luo does not come out, who can block the way of my Buddha's return to the east. ”
"My Buddha, my Buddha, when you really entered the Buddhist family, you forgot that you were once a disciple of the master of the Tongtian Sect. ”
Zhang Youren said with a sneer, a disdain in his tone made the long-eared Dingguang Joy Buddha angry.
"Hmph, if you take refuge in my Buddha, you can enter the world of bliss and cut off the cause and effect, otherwise, this stinky skin will eventually return to dust, and the earth will return to the earth, although you are the master of the Three Realms, what do you know about the understanding of the Heavenly Dao, how can you talk about my Buddha!"
"Bullshit!"
Zhang Youren still needs to pretend to be a master at this time, his true temperament is revealed, and he scolded loudly: "Cause and effect are the cause and effect of your Buddhism, as long as it is beneficial, it is fate, and the cause planted by the hard work of ordinary believers, and the final fruits are obtained by you, the Bodhisattva Buddha on the top of the pyramid!
Zhang Youren finally understood why he hated Buddhism a little.
It stands to reason that he had just entered the Heavenly Court, and he had nothing to do with Buddhism except for the matter of the Six Soul Flags, but at this moment, he thought of the Buddhists in the mortal world who were like locusts crossing the border. Dressed in the garb of Buddha, they were abducted, threatened some mortal civilians with the doctrine of karma, collected incense for their faith, and behaved disgustingly.
There are high-ranking monks who have opened the light with young female donors in the hotel, and there are middle-aged female nuns who go to the married husband with a big belly to "trace the roots...... Those who believe in me will have eternal life, and those who do not believe in me will go to hell and overbearing the false compassion of the Buddha.
If you enter Buddhism, you can go straight to the Elysium, you can be protected by the Buddha, whether you are a murderer or a corrupt high-ranking official, just like that, groups of people, generation after generation of moths, one by one the evil wolves dressed in human skin have become glorious virtues, so that the whole generation has gradually lost the most pious faith, lost the most insistent ancient watch in their hearts!
Love, what are you going to do, I have a Buddha;
Parents, you don't need to be filial, because I have a Buddha;
Children, fend for yourself, I have a Buddha;
Morality and rules are not as good as cause and effect, anyway, I believe in Buddhism, and after reincarnation, I am a great and virtuous monk;
Work, what are you going to do, I have a Buddha!
Poor mortals, they don't understand, just like pyramid schemes, no matter how many times they recite "Amitabha" in their mouths, the Buddha light shining behind their heads is just a few people on the tip of the pyramid who enjoy the incense of the world.
Zhang Youren began to be in a trance, and thought a lot at once.
"Don't struggle, you should die here today, this is the end of going against my Buddha. The long-eared Dingguang Joy Buddha looked at Zhang Youren's crimson eyes, chanted the Buddha's name, and looked sanctimonious.
"No, I'm not convinced!"
Zhang Youren shook his head vigorously, barely keeping a clear eye, and struggled to hold the last straw of Haotian Mirror tightly.
"Hmph, it looks like I'm going to have to give you a dose of fierce medicine. ”
The long-eared Dingguang Huanxi Buddha's eyes were cold, his long eyebrows moved, and he glanced at Xiaoqing, who was caught in his hand by Zhang Youren, with a trace of evil light in his eyes, and he said something in his mouth, and raised his hand to shoot a pink breath towards Xiaoqing.
"No!"
Zhang Youren let out an angry roar, desperately trying to block this pink mana, but the law chains around his body made him move firmly, barely maintaining himself from losing consciousness in this state, which was already his limit, how could he still move the slightest.
As soon as the pink air flow entered Xiaoqing's body, Xiaoqing's body, which was slightly stiff due to serious injuries, quickly softened and had a breath of life.
"This ......"
Zhang Youren frowned, not knowing whether this change was good or bad.
"Woohoo......"
Xiaoqing let out a soft sound, her eyes were light, and she suddenly came to her senses.
"What kind of spell is this? ”
"This is the joy of the poor monk**, Your Majesty, my Buddha pities you, the lord of the Three Realms, for being too miserable, let you experience a great joy before you die." Hey, I was going to make this little girl the furnace of the poor monks, and I was happy and happy, and I didn't want to sacrifice her here. However, being able to cross the supreme Haotian Emperor of the Three Realms is also her blessing. Wow, little snake demon, don't wake up yet!"
With a mantra from the Buddha of Long Ears and Joyful Joy, Xiaoqing's eyes widened, and she saw Zhang Youren wrapping her delicate body with one arm, smelling the strong manly breath on his body, which made her heart beat and her face red.
"Your Majesty, are we saved?"
At this time, in Xiaoqing's eyes, there is nothing but Zhang Youren!
Zhang Youren felt a little sorry for this little girl's desperateness, he couldn't imagine that he was usually alive and jumping, even a few treasures in Tianbao Pavilion could be so happy that he couldn't find the girl in the north, and now he didn't even have the strength to stand up, in order to break out of the enchantment, the demon body almost wanted to break and there was no complaint, and the first thing he said when he woke up was "Are we saved?"
How this does not make him feel terrified.
He patted Xiaoqing's head, his nose was a little sour, and he said in a somewhat low tone: "Don't talk, close your eyes, and sleep for a while." ”
"No, I'm going to look at it like this, just like that......" Xiaoqing's voice was a little floating, and his consciousness was a little trance.
At this moment, a sinister laugh sounded, and the long-eared Dingguang rejoiced and said: "Now the dinner is here, enjoy it two, the poor monk doesn't have much time, but you have to hurry, hahahaha......"
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