At noon, after dinner, the three of them sat under the tree to enjoy the shade.

Dinghai is holding a small razor and shaving his Zen-free scalp one by one: "Boom-boom-"

Wu Zen squinted his eyes, and he looked like he was enjoying it.

Peony sat alone and combed her hair in the mirror, letting the flowers flow away silently under the tooth comb.

What a peaceful and good picture, what a peaceful and beautiful day, the three of them are satisfied and happy. The wind and waves of the rivers and lakes, love and hatred, make people tired and even disgusted, and for those trivial things, the Peony Woman no longer wants to ask. Isn't it beautiful to have a husband and a child in such a life? Isn't it happy! Facing the fairy-like person in the mirror, peeking at the satisfactory husband, the peony was tender and sweet for a while, and his ambition disappeared.

It's just not beautiful, it's an old monk.

The old monk's martial arts are very high, the old monk has a great temper, the old monk insists on going his own way, and the old monk can't understand bullshit!

Of course, the heart of the Peony Woman is very big, the Peony Woman is concerned about the world, and her ambition is in the heart of the Peony Woman.

Or that the human heart is insufficient.

"Master, just accept me!" The Peony Woman was sincere, and begged again: "Teach me martial arts!"

Dinghai didn't look at it, he was completely deaf: "Boom-boom-"

Yes, a peerless master, you have to learn peerless magic skills, and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is just around the corner, and the peony girl will never let him go: "Master, Master, Master, Ancestor, Master Zu is not good-" It's really not easy to say, this is the 825th time that the peony girl has asked the old monk Dinghai, and if she doesn't accept such a peerless beauty with good talent, appearance, morality and personality, the old monk of Dinghai is really not good!

Not bad! Not bad! The peony girl is going to learn art and join Nanshan Zen Buddhism!

When it comes to the king of flowers, it is well deserved, and when it comes to the phoenix of heroes, it is still a little worse. In any case, there are still self-aware Peony Heroines, such as the difference between the martial arts of the three people present, in the words of the Peony Woman herself: Wu Chan is a first-class master, Dinghai is a super first-class master, and Peony is only a second-rate master. Therefore, it is necessary to learn, so it is necessary to practice, and the tentative goal is to surpass the first-class master of the Wuzen monk, and keep pace with the old monk of Dinghai.

Yes, it's not a joke, that's what Miss Peony thinks.

And with the extraordinary talent of the peony girl, the reason why today's back-to-back situation is entirely because of her father Niu Dehou, Master Niu. The so-called Master is a high-level apprentice, the so-called thick and thin, the so-called talentless, virtuous, misleading people's children, Master Niu was originally a ninth-rate master, under the teaching of a ninth-rate master who is neither impatient nor in tune, the Peony Woman can still become a second-rate master, it is conceivable that the Peony Girl was originally a genius among geniuses, and a horse that did not meet Bole and was unfortunately buried-

Maxima!

Maxima is often found but Bole is hard to find, and it is not uncommon for talents to be buried, and the views of the Peony Woman always coincide with that of Fang Yin Fang Daoist. Of course, this thousand-mile horse is still screaming day and night, and the thousand-mile donkey has been banished thousands of miles away. Of course, the first-class second-rate, three-sect and nine-stream theories are all speculations of the Peony Woman, but if you really want to divide martial arts by level, what the Peony Woman said is not wrong, no Zen first-class Dinghai super first-class master, Niu Lao Ye nine-rate master. It's just that the Peony Woman is a second-rate master in the lower ninth.

Of course, in Dinghai's view, the martial arts of the Peony Woman are not in the stream at all, and if there is none.

Dinghai will not accept her, so he will accept her as his eighteenth-generation apprentice Sun Dinghai is not happy, and no one will ask for hardship.

Dinghai didn't agree, if she didn't speak, she didn't agree, so she begged 108,250 times and Dinghai wouldn't agree.

If Nanshan Zen Sect accepts this female disciple who claims to be the king of flowers and the phoenix of heroes, the consequences can be imagined.

The consequence is that there is no consequence, Nanshan Zen Buddhism is directly removed from the rivers and lakes and wiped out.

"Wu Zen, Xianggong, you can also say something!" The peony girl smiled like a flower and said sweetly, and said in a greasy voice: "Wu Zen, Sister Peony is your senior sister, okay?"

"Okay!" "No Zen is happy, no Zen has no words.

"It's done!" Senior Sister Peony made a decision at the moment, and made her own opinion: "This is called marrying a chicken and marrying a dog and marrying a dog, and in the future, this woman will be the senior sister of Nanshan Zen Buddhism!"

"No!" Dinghai was unmoved, put the razor aside, and touched Wuzen's head: "Hmm~"

"If it doesn't work, it's done!" Senior Sister Peony slammed the mirror, and shouted with her teeth and claws: "I don't care!

This woman has always turned her face faster than a book, no big or small, and Dinghai is used to it: "No!"

"No?" "Brush the ground Vermilion Bird Divine Knife shot, Peony Woman Ho Ho sneered: "Good Dinghai, don't give face! Come! Come here! Don't accept the gesture twice!"

Sure enough, no one is afraid!

"Here, let the horses come, let you make three moves!"

"No!"

"Hahaha! Coward, are you scared? Say! Say it quickly!

"No!"

"How can this be reasonable, the deception is too great! Come on, come on, let you see how many eyes the prince Ma has, and let the horse come!"

“......”

This time, it is said: The peony woman is holding a knife and calling the formation, and the dumb monk Dinghai is afraid to come out.

As a result, the Peony Woman became famous and powerful in the first battle, transformed again, and was promoted to: Peony Hero!

Dinghai was speechless and had nothing to say.

Only close your eyes and place the long stick on your knees, which means: You can't beat you, and you can't teach.

"Ah――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――h

The Peony Goddess has gone crazy, the Peony Woman is slashing with a knife, and what the Peony Girl wants to do is what it must do: "Brush Brush Brush Brush Brush!"

"Ah!" Monk Wuzen's eyes widened, and he shouted in horror: "Sister Peony!"

"You are!" The old monk of Dinghai was finally moved, and suddenly said with a stick: "Crazy woman!"

"I-" The Peony Divine Hero returned to his senses, and he was completely stupid at the moment: "God!"

10,000 years later.

"You bully people! You bully people!" The peony girl held her head with one hand and covered her face with the other, crying and screaming and running away: "You all bully people, I don't live anymore, I don't live anymore......"

The two monks looked at each other.

On the ground, there were locks and locks, long and short, black and messy, hair.

With the wind, move gently.

100,000 years later.

"Uncle Taishi, why is this?" Wuchan touched his bald head and said in confusion: "Why does Sister Peony cut off her hair?"

Dinghai sat again, and the stick was placed on his knees, which means: Uncle Taishi, I don't know.

Yes, yes, Wuzen understands, Sister Peony is dedicated to the Buddha, this is the same as Wuzen, and she is going to become a monk.

Great wisdom, great courage, and the wind of a general!

A million years later.

In the silence, in the dark, the peony girl sat alone in front of the mirror, her face had turned calm.

The heart is like stopping water.

In the mirror, a bald head. Outside the mirror, a bald head.

The heart is like stagnant water, but there are tears, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops,

Nan Wu, Amitabha.