Chapter 40 Parade through the streets
The tall and thin beggar was not ashamed, and in front of the crowd he changed his clothes, squatted down and grabbed a cloud of snow and threw it on the back of the pony. The pony shuddered and trembled violently.
"Yo, Young Master Ma is in good shape. This muscle, this line. The clothes are also good, they are more comfortable than mine. "The tall and thin beggar was transformed into a rich and young man.
"Hey, hey, it's me, it's me, come and help, I've never worn such a nice outfit." The fat beggar rubbed his hands, apparently unable to wait.
This time, Tie Ya didn't follow, but stayed where he was, guarding the pony. Otherwise, if this product can't stand the "coolness" of the cold winter, and commits suicide like his father, he will die so easily, why should the people be angry.
Look at this side again, with the concerted efforts of several people, three times five divided by two, and the rich man was stripped to only a red triangle small nene.
After the fat beggar finished changing his clothes, he moved a few times and pinched the buttocks of the rich man.
"Eh, I said how your ass is so fat and so well maintained, it turns out that the secret is here. These pants, which feel soft and warm, are so intimate. The fat beggar jumped up and twisted his ass as he spoke.
"You can stop, just like your pig's head, you have a lot of brains, and you don't look like a prince in a dragon robe. Look at my brother, this body, this dress, and my brother's figure and head shape, how about it? A typical handsome boy, it would be better if there was a fan. The tall and thin beggar had a smug look on his face.
The fat beggar looked up, and the more he looked at him, the more unpleasant it became. Half of this guy's old face is black, and there is a straw stuck in his unkempt hair, who can grow like this.
"Just your look is still handsome, the buttons are all off, this hair is you, you look at it" The fat beggar pounced on the tall and thin beggar, this hand pulled the collar, that hand pulled the hair, and the nerve attacked.
"Get up, pull aside, take away your dirty hands, my head is messed up with my brother. The tall and thin beggar pushed the fat beggar away.
Many people below have already entered the state, staring intently at the high platform, as if they have regarded this as a big show, and even applauded.
"Hey, I said, do you dare to push me? I don't know what to do, spit out the half bowl of bud rice batter that ate me the day before yesterday. The fat beggar shouted.
"You"
These two people are unconscious, and they are full of foreign appearances.
"Cough" Cheng Hu coughed lightly.
The two of them paused, their eyes swept over the audience, and they suddenly understood, standing in place and laughing.
"Folks, because everyone has been oppressed by the rich man, so I will put away the gold and silver first, and wait for a few days to investigate the number of people in the town, and everyone will divide it equally. As he spoke, Cheng Hu put away a few boxes of gold and silver.
"Also, now everyone goes back to prepare, and I will take the Ma family father and son around the town in a while, parading the streets. Cheng Hu shouted loudly.
As soon as the words fell, everyone in and outside the courtyard dispersed in a hurry, and each went home to prepare things. At the same time, the father and son of the Ma family were fiercely excited.
"You two don't go, stay and help watch the father and son. There have to be a few more, and there must be no mistakes. Cheng Hu saw that the two beggars were leaving, so he hurriedly called to stop, otherwise he might not be able to "take care" of others without them.
"Tie Yin, arrange a few people to prepare an ox cart, and find two cages to put on it. Cheng Hu continued to command.
Hearing this, Tie Yan looked at the Ma family's father and son, and immediately understood Cheng Hu's intentions, so he personally left in a hurry with his people.
"Shake what, stand still. I think when I ran for the leader of the beggar gang, it was three days without eating or drinking under the cold wind. Although I almost died in the end and was not selected, I am also a generation of heroes. Look at you, it's only been a while, it's not good, lack of exercise. The tall and thin beggar reminisced about the good memories of the past, but he was a little stunned. Feeling emotional, he rubbed a ball of snow on the ground and stuffed it into the pony's underwear.
At this time, the pony has frozen his ears red, and one of his big feet is covered with ice stubble. As a result, the tall and thin beggar was so, and a certain part of the underwear was much firmer, but the legs that were already trembling were weak, and they sat on the ground "plopped".
Looking at the other side, the fat beggar pinched his ass and pushed his chest again. At this moment, the rich man's "tits" have grown a whole circle
It was already dawn, and Tie Yao appeared on the streets of the town with an ox cart. At the end of the ox cart, two small wooden cages full of thorns were rickety, and the two father and son of the Ma family were imprisoned in the cages.
Speaking of which, this Tie Yan is really well-intentioned, and there is a way to torture people. Not only were the small wooden cage pillars covered with thorns just enough to fit people in, but the wheels of the ox carts were cut with axes, and they were very jolting at the slightest turn.
After the night of the lunar eclipse, the weather today was exceptionally clear, and there was not a single dark cloud in the blue sky. The streets were lined with onlookers, who had not slept all night and did not seem to be sleepy, and at this time they were all holding all kinds of things prepared for the parade in their hands.
I don't know who started it, and a basin of thin flowed down like a waterfall, pouring the rich man's face all over his face, and dripping down the stubble. Then another bucket of horse urine was poured in the face, and all kinds of secret weapons emerged one after another, beckoning to the father and son.
At the front end of the ox cart, Tie Yi "rubbed" out of the way and ran in front of the bull, for fear that which aunt would miss and splash the carefully prepared "Qiong Jelly and Jade Liquid" on him.
In fact, Tie Yao's back and the bottom of his waist were already stained with a lot of splashed debris, but he was in a hurry just now and didn't notice it.
The ox cart slowly moved along the street, and with each turn of the wheels, the cart swayed in all directions. The two men in the cage also shook around, rubbing back and forth on the thorns, piercing the flesh and blood blurred, and they were unrecognizable.
After running half a circle in the town, the two men in the cage were covered with a thick layer of paste, and they could only be vaguely seen to be humanoids.
"Wow" "Wow"
"Whew"
"Woo~Woo~~"
I don't know who splashed something, and the father and son, who hadn't moved for a long time, suddenly howled miserably.
However, if you look closely, the reddened liquid is still steaming, and even the ice stubble that has just condensed washed down a lot. Some skilled cooks conclude that boiling chili water should be salted in it.
Fortunately, these two pots of chili salt boiling water washed down a lot of condensed dirt, otherwise the things on the faces of the father and son became thicker and thicker, and it wouldn't take long to suffocate to death. Of course, how much they wish they could die right now, and vow never to do anything bad again in the next life. But in the next life, let's talk about it in the next life. The current sin has to continue, and this life is not over yet. (To be continued.) )
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