Chapter 54: "Bubble Money"
Several workers and masters worked until more than five o'clock in the afternoon, and finally blocked the wall, and Uncle Zhao and the property left with the workers.
Sending these people away, Ling Hushuo immediately trotted back as soon as he closed the door.
Ling Hushuo held a smile and asked, "Lord Bai, do you need me to do anything?"
Bai Yiyi frowned: "Why are you suddenly so diligent? What is it going to be?"
"Either a traitor or a thief?" Ling Hushuo blurted out.
Bai Ji smiled slyly, as if the original intention was to let Ling Hushuo say it himself.
"Sister~~"
Ling Hushuo changed his routine, climbed relatives and took the initiative to approach.
"My good sister, look at me..."
Bai Ji frowned and looked up and down, she really didn't know what to see.
"Look at what I'm struggling to do now! To tell you the truth, I didn't even have dinner today, and when I look back at you, I don't need to look for fifty yuan!"
Bai Ji's face showed a little impatience, interrupting Ling Hushuo's words and asking, "What do you want to say?" ”
Speaking of this order, there is no need to hide it anymore, and directly said: "If it is convenient, can you give a friendly relief, just add an oar to the boat of our friendship, let it row faster, and I will pay you back immediately!"
Bai Ji finally understood what Ling Hushuo meant.
"Oh, you're asking for money. Bai Ji took out the thick pile of hundred-yuan bills again and handed them over generously, "If you like it, take it all, if it's not enough, I still have a lot." ”
Rich woman without a doubt!
Ling Hu Shuole couldn't close his mouth quickly, and his two hands went back and forth several times before he received the money in his hands.
"It's so thick, it's rich, it's rich, it's three... Many, many, many, ahahahaha. ”
For the first time, Ling Hushuo experienced what it felt like to have so much money that he was too lazy to count, and he couldn't help but want to spend.
"Sister, have you given me all this money?"
"It's all for you, but these..."
Without waiting for Bai Ji to finish speaking, Ling Hushuo clenched his fists with both hands.
"Thank you, Lord Longen, don't say much, I'll go grocery shopping, let's eat mutton tonight!"
Ling Hushuo took out a dozen or so from a thick pile of hundred-yuan bills and put them on his body, and went out to the supermarket with happy small steps.
Wangcai looked up at Bai Ji blankly: "You are so rich, where did you get so much money." ”
Bai Ji snapped her fingers very calmly, and the next second there was an incredible "rain of banknotes" in the living room!
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Ling Hushuo came to the supermarket, pushing the shopping cart and saying that he could buy whatever was expensive, and after turning around, the shopping cart was full of miscellaneous things, and it was a little difficult to push and walk.
Queuing up to the cash register, Ling Hu Shuo was busy putting things on the cash register one by one, and he couldn't help wiping the sweat on his head after all the things were put away.
"Sir, a total of 548.5, what is your payment method?"
"Cash!"
Ling Hushuo responded boldly, and at the same time put his hand into his pocket and took the money.
“...... Where's my money?!"
The left and right pockets were all touched and there was not a single coin, so Hu Shuo hurriedly looked down at the vicinity, wondering if it had fallen to the ground, but he still couldn't even see the shadow of the money.
Ling Hushuo was dumbfounded: "It's only been a while since I went out for so long, and all the money has been lost, what the hell am I?!"
There were many customers waiting in the back to check out, and the cashier really couldn't make Ling Hushuo think about where the money was lost.
Cashier: "Can you pay the customer in another way? Mobile payment or credit card payment is acceptable." ”
Mobile payment can be yes, but there is no money after sweeping......
Ling Hushuo smiled awkwardly: "I, I... I've lost my money, can I go home and get some money first, and then come back to settle the bill later. ”
The cash register was full of things, and if Hu Shuo couldn't settle the bill and walked away, the cashier would have to work hard just to remove all these things.
The cashier smiled stiffly: "Okay, customers wish you a happy life!"
Under the gaze of countless passers-by, Ling Hushuo left the supermarket with a blushing face and returned home.
"You don't know what just happened, I'm really unlucky, more than a thousand yuan will be lost!"
Facing Ling Hushuo, who said a bunch of incomprehensible words as soon as he entered the house, Bai Ji also looked at them with a strange eye.
"You calm down a little and say something slowly. ”
"I can't calm down! I'll go back and pay the bill first, otherwise I won't have the face to walk into that supermarket again!"
Ling Hushuo took all the rest of the money, and went out again in a hurry without listening to what Bai Ji said.
Supermarket checkout counter.
Ling Hushuo gasped and slapped the money that had been firmly held in his hand: "I didn't lose it this time, you can watch and take it." ”
The cashier was a little intimidated, not because he had a lot of money, but because he felt that Ling Hushuo seemed to be a little... Got it?
"Well... Okay, wait a minute. ”
The cashier carefully grabbed a few bills with his fingertips and went through the money detector.
"Customer, where did you get all this money from? It seems to be fake, do you need me to check the rest of the money for you?"
"What, fake?!, this can't be!!"
Ling Hushuo didn't believe it, and the cashier used a money detector to check all the money in front of Ling Hushuo, and the result was that there was no real one.
"Where did you get all this money? If you are deceived, call the police immediately!"
The cashier was very warm-hearted, and seemed to be more anxious than Ling Hushuo.
"It's... I'll go home and ask, yes... I'm sorry to delay you again. ”
"It's okay, it's okay, you go home and ask. ”
Ling Hushuo walked back with a pile of (fake) money, and those who didn't know thought he was intentionally showing off his wealth!
"How can it be fake, where did you get all this money from..."
muttered all the way, and made the fox return home with a slumped head.
didn't have the heart to change his shoes, so Ling Hushuo walked straight up to Bai Ji and asked, "Where did you get all this money, why is it all fake?"
Bai Ji snapped her fingers without saying a word, and showed Ling Hushuo the wonder of "money falling from the sky" again.
The big red bills falling from the ceiling made Ling Hushuo look stupid, and he said that he dared to fall down...
Bai Ji said calmly: "I didn't have time to tell you that you just left too fast, the money I gave you can only be used for viewing, and it may be difficult to use them, because the money in your eyes is all conjured up by me." ”
"This ......" made Hu Shuo look at the money in his hand painfully, and then reluctantly took it to his nose and smelled it, "This smell is exactly the same as the real thing!
Wangtou came out to rub his sense of existence, and turned his elbow outward and said: "It's not a strange beast that the money printing machine has turned into, how can it be transformed into real money." ”
The money printing machine becomes a strange beast... Will there be?
(End of chapter)
PS: When the supermarket checkout, I found that there was no money, so Hu Shuo was the first person! Has anyone encountered something more embarrassing than this?