Jiang Huai and Le Qin'er stood outside the teleportation array somewhere in Kunlun, and Jiang's face was always very depressed. Le Qin'er felt a little curious, and asked: "I said what's wrong with you, is there anything on your mind, you can sue Sister Sù, sister, I will definitely comfort and comfort you, as for the cost of psychotherapy, I will only charge you half the price, how about a thousand yuan?"

Don't mention money to me, don't mention money to me, I hate, I hate. Hatred is crazy, and the long knife is where it goes. I shouldn't have had a treat yesterday, and I shouldn't have bought cigarettes or incense for Whiskers yesterday. It hurt me, and I am now reduced from a tyrant to a civilian. The ticket on his body is less than five hundred. I'm almost out of food.

Dong Fatzi, a dead foodie, you remember it for me, Nima's, I didn't grab that salt-and-pepper pork ribs. Please, that's my treat, I'm going to study hard and practice hard, and I'll be able to elevate my cultivation to the level of going against the sky, and the next time it's time for you to have a treat, I'm going to make you not eat a single dish.

I promised Weiwei to invite it to smoke, but I didn't expect that yesterday the Chinese Liqun giant pandas found a lot for it, but I didn't expect that people were actually a spirit animal that loves good health, and they lost it after taking a sip, and they didn't give the Huaxia Tobacco Bureau face at all, so that the majority of smokers were embarrassed. In the end, it was the uncle I had an idea to bring it to the temple, and tried the kind of incense they burned incense and worshiped the Buddha, but I didn't expect it to meet its taste, uncle, am I easy, and finally spent a few hundred yuan to buy more than N letter incense, but look like that, it's not enough for Weiwei to smoke for a few days.

Jiang Huai shook his head with a gloomy expression and said, "No need, I've been poor recently and can't afford to pay for it." ”

Le Qin'er said: "Oh, how much money do you have now, my sister can give you another discount, or you can also take credit!"

When he heard the words "credit", Jiang Huai's eyes lit up, and he said to Le Qin'er: "Qin'er, I've been a little tight lately. For the sake of our deep revolutionary friendship, you can lend me a thousand yuan. I'll pay you back when the time comes. After a pause, Jiang Huai said shamelessly: "Of course, for the sake of our relationship, don't count the interest." When my salary comes, I will pay you back your money and ask you to have a big meal to make up for it. ”

Le Qin'er was noncommittal, and just asked, "What kind of meal?"

Jiang Huai said: "Lanzhou baked cakes." ”

Le Qin'er slapped Jiang Huai's head heavily and said, "Hmph, don't borrow, don't borrow, just don't borrow." Your attitude is not sincere at all, I thought you were going to invite me to the most luxurious hotel in Hangzhou to eat a full banquet. (Jiang Huai: Hey, hey, I don't know how much a meal is for the Manchu and Han feasts, but it must be more than 10,000 yuan, if I have the money to invite the Manchu and Han feasts, do I still need to borrow from you?) You actually said that it was Lanzhou baked cakes, you and I, the smartest, most beautiful and lovely Miss Qin'er are stupid, don't you? ”

Hey, isn't Lanzhou baked cake just the one made by the people in Lanzhou? Is there an extra meaning? Speaking of which, I can't figure it out, why do so many people always like to reply to posts with the four words Lanzhou baked cake on the forum? Could it be because this is delicious, and there are too many people who like to eat this? I have eaten Lanzhou baked cakes, although they are not bad, but I think they are not as good as meat buns. Could it be that my taste is different from that of the general public?

He asked Le Qin'er with a studious face: "Qin'er, then tell me, what do you mean by Lanzhou baked cakes?"

Le Qin'er said: "Are you testing the smart and beautiful me? Hmph, of course I know." The source of Lanzhou baked cakes cannot be tested for the time being, but the meaning is the first letter of these four words in pinyin, which together is LZSB. LZ is the meaning of landlord and is mostly seen in various forums. As for the last two words, you know them yourself, so I won't say them, saying that these two words damage my lady's image. ”

Khan, Khan, Khan, professional mixed forum for so many years, I almost mixed into the Wumao Party and the Cent Party, I don't even know the extension meaning of Lanzhou baked cakes, it seems that I can't keep up with the rhythm of the times. Sure enough, life is endless, and learning is endless. Fortunately, Qin'er didn't know that I didn't know what it meant, otherwise I would be embarrassed to laugh at her.

Jiang Huai said a few more words to Le Qin'er, his plan to borrow money ended in bankruptcy, and even used his three-inch incorruptible tongue to reason and make an analogy with facts, and by extension, Le Qin'er in ancient and modern China and abroad was unmoved by it. This made Jiang realize for the first time that his tongue defense level was not enough, and it still needed to be strengthened.

He was about to exercise his ability again, and to be able to say that the living could be said to be dead, and the dead could be said to be alive, when a monk with an old-fashioned face came over and said to the two in a mechanical voice: "You two are going to Greedy Wolf, you can go." After a pause, he said again: "As for the spirit stones that need to be paid, someone has already paid for you, now come with me." ”

He didn't pay attention to the two of them, and it seemed that he wouldn't answer even if he had any questions. Jiang Huai and Le Qin'er glanced at each other and followed slowly.

Soon, the two of them came to a huge circle of light, and many enchantments were set up around the circle, apparently to protect the place. There were no less than 100 people in the aperture, but it didn't seem crowded, and at this time, some monks walked in one after another, Jiang Huai and Le Qin'er also entered the aperture under the leadership of the old-fashioned monk before.

The old-fashioned monk brought the two of them into the circle of light and said, "Don't move around the periphery of the teleportation array, and it is forbidden to fight inside, otherwise we will not be responsible for any unpredictable consequences." He ignored the two and turned to leave.

Le Qin'er was a little displeased, and said, "Hmph, why is this person like this, seeing that such a gentle and lovely lady as me still speaks in this tone." I really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all. ”

Jiang Huai's sweat said to her softly: "Qin'er, be quiet, if you anger them, it's not for fun." Besides, it is estimated that people are like this to everyone, so don't worry too much about it. ”

Le Qin'er thought about it for a while, but still agreed with his words, and said: "You don't need to say it, of course the smart and beautiful Qin'er beauty knows, so I'll just say a few words casually." Won't mess with them. ”

Jiang Huai was called a sweat, and he was about to say something, but at this time, he was not big, but he could clearly hear the voice in his ears ringing and said, "Now give you fifteen seconds to get ready, the teleportation array is about to start." ”

As soon as these words fell, the faces of the surrounding monks changed, and they made some moves one after another, some used defensive magic weapons, and some launched defensive spells, and there were all kinds of ways to deal with them, which made Jiang Huai dazzled.

Jiang Huai began to feel a little dizzy, and quickly reacted, planning to open the aura wall like them, but unfortunately he was a little slower, and when he was about to use this Dao technique, the teleportation array was activated. Soon, he only felt a whirlwind of the world.