Under the gaze of many shemales and fake women, Li Mengyang was like a headless fly, scurrying around in fear, no matter where he went, everyone's eyes followed, which made him very uncomfortable.

He looked at the shemales and fake women who were all over the street, and couldn't help but scold: "Huahua, is Lao Tzu in the wrong place?

Yang Huameng, who was in the fire phoenix jade pendant, was also stunned, and said: "No, the intelligence says that the people who come and go on this Chaotian Street are rich and noble sons and [wind] flowing immortals, when did they become like this?!"

Liu Ruozhuo smiled and said: "Sister Huahua, I think your information must be old information from the past, at least a year ago, I heard that Wang Mengmei was the saintess of Chongyin Palace a year ago." ”

Zhang Ruoxu also smiled: "Yes, I think this place has become like this, it must be caused by the Holy Queen Mengmei, it is because she likes to prick men with needles, so this place has become a gathering place for shemales and fake women." ”

Yang Huameng sighed: "What you said is reasonable, the information in my hand is from three years ago, and the latest information is never given to me by my father." ”

Li Ruobing held the red peony in his hand and said with a smile: "Of course, if the father and emperor report the latest intelligence report to you, I am afraid that the undercover agents of the Divine Dynasty will be completely eliminated." ”

Yang Huameng said: "As for me, my mouth is very strict, don't let anyone try to get words out of my mouth!"

Li Ruobing smiled and said, "You won't say it, but you will do it, if you rectify those people in the Heavy Yin Palace, you won't leak the information." ”

She said to Li Mengyang: "Xianggong, you go forward." Find a restaurant called 'Drunken Chang'an', where to call a bottle of daughter red first, then call a bottle of drunken Taibai after drinking, and finally call a bottle of [chrysanthemum] flower wine, and someone will talk to you. ”

Li Mengyang listened. I had to look up and look for a drunk Chang'an restaurant everywhere, and at this time, a woman dressed extremely bewitching waved to Li Mengyang from afar!

Li Mengyang was a little inexplicable, this strange woman beckoned to him for no reason, so he walked over and asked, "Eldest sister." What do you call me for?"

I saw that the man said angrily: "Who is the eldest sister? Boy, open your eyes and take a good look, is Lao Tzu a woman?!"

Li Mengyang took a closer look, and saw that although this person's face was smeared with a thick layer of white powder, the gray beard on his face was still clearly visible.

This made Li Mengyang disgusted. He scolded: "You [perverted] shemale, what are you doing with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is a serious person!

Li Mengyang scolded, but the old man was angry, and said: "Boy, Lao Tzu kindly reminds you that you insulted Lao Tzu in turn, and I knew that Lao Tzu would not call you." ”

Li Mengyang listened. Knowing that there must be a misunderstanding here, he hurriedly saluted: "This big brother, uncle." Uncle, the kid is wrong! When the kid sees you dressed like this, he will inevitably be a little sick to his stomach, and he will talk nonsense on impulse, and ask the uncle to forgive the boy. ”

The old man sighed, "Boy, forget it. Don't talk about you, even I feel disgusting myself. But I really can't help it, my old arms and legs. I really couldn't run, but I was afraid of needles, so I had no choice but to put on this ugly look. ”

Li Mengyang sighed: "I see, I also heard from my senior brother, saying that it is a saint who loves to pierce people, and told me to run away when I see Qi Xiaozhen, if I can't run, I will run naked, or I will pretend to be a woman! ”

The old man sighed: "Boy, it will be difficult to get out as soon as you enter the Xuande Cave, you better accept your fate! You hurry back, at this time, it is the time when the Seven Little Truths are full and come out to bend, hurry up and leave, otherwise it will be too late." ”

Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Thank you uncle, it's just that my senior brother asked me to go to the drunken Chang'an restaurant for two drinks, and asked the uncle for advice." ”

The old man pointed to a street: "You follow this street, it won't take long for you to see the drunken Chang'an restaurant, after entering, hurry up and ask the guy to change your women's clothes, otherwise, you will definitely be pricked by needles, the saint likes to prick a newcomer like you the most." ”

Li Mengyang said: "Thank you, uncle, I'll see you later." ”

Saying that, he said goodbye to the kind-hearted ladyboy old man, and followed the street, speeding up his pace, and sure enough, after walking for a while, he saw the signboard of "Drunk Chang'an".

The drunken Chang'an restaurant is very magnificent, it is the largest hotel in the Xuande Cave, the wide hall is splendid, there are hundreds of fake women with heavy makeup and bright makeup drinking, these people gather in groups of three or five, frequently raise their glasses, and talk enthusiastically.

As soon as Li Mengyang came in, a guy dressed as a girl immediately greeted him, and the first sentence he said shocked Li Mengyang, only to hear him say enthusiastically: "What clothes do the guest officers wear to drink, whether they are a lady or a lady, I think that with the height of the guest officer, it is more graceful and luxurious to wear a lady's clothes." ”

Li Mengyang was about to vomit when he heard this, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu is here to drink, not to put on clothes, hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu." ”

The ladies listened and said with a smile: "The guest officer is the first time to come to Xuande Cave, and I don't know the rules here, if you don't want to wear women's clothes, we can also provide a full set of eunuch clothes, but this rent is more expensive." ”

These words made Li Mengyang even more stimulated, and he said angrily: "Why are you so verbose? Quickly bring Lao Tzu a bottle of daughter red, and then twenty catties of beef." ”

The women's guy was helpless and said: "Since the guest officer does not listen to the persuasion and does not dress according to the requirements of the store, for the safety of the store, the store has the right to refuse you to come in to drink, and invite the guest officer to drink elsewhere!"

Li Mengyang was dumbfounded for a moment, and said: "Damn, this is too unreasonable, you have to wear women's clothes to drink, you are bullying!"

The women's guy said helplessly: "Guest officer, we are for your own good, we can't let our store open because of you alone, right?!" If you let you go in to drink, in case the saint finds out, it will not only prick you half to death with a needle, but also anger the other people in the store, and if you don't do well, the store will be demolished, so for the safety of everyone, you can only not let you in. ”

At this time, Yang Huameng transmitted a voice to Li Mengyang in the Fire Phoenix Jade Perry, and said: "Brother, you should follow the customs, your sisters-in-law like you to wear lady's clothes, you should pretend to be a lady." ”

This made Li Mengyang about to collapse, he would rather die than wear women's clothes, it was too [perverted], after thinking about it for a long time, he said helplessly: "Man, let's put a eunuch outfit on the uncle." ”

After all, he used to be a eunuch and wore a eunuch uniform, so he was not very psychologically disgusted with pretending to be a eunuch, and although the eunuch costume was worn by a eunuch, it was a man's costume after all.

The ladies said with a smile: "The eunuch needs to mortgage two hundred taels of silver, and the rent is two taels per day." ”

Li Mengyang was helpless and said, "Isn't it just two hundred taels of silver? As he spoke, he took out two hundred taels of silver and handed them to the ladies in clothing.

The ladies immediately took Li Mengyang in to change his clothes, and urged: "Hurry up, the guest officer, the holy woman may appear at any time." ”

Li Mengyang quickly changed into a eunuch outfit, and he didn't button the two buttons on it, which made him look very rough, not like a eunuch, and couldn't help but make people's eyes shine.

Everyone in the hall looked at Li Mengyang in amazement, although this person was wearing a eunuch costume, his demeanor was like a proud king.

Li Mengyang walked to an empty table, swaggered down, and said to the women's clothing guy: "Man, quickly bring Lao Tzu a bottle of daughter red, twenty catties of cooked beef." ”

The women's guy said, "How many catties of cooked beef? It's two catties, right?!"

Li Mengyang said angrily: "What the hell are you [] ears?!Twenty catties of cooked beef! Do you understand Lao Tzu?!"

The ladies said loudly: "A bottle of daughter red, twenty catties of cooked beef! Wait a minute, the guest officer will come soon!"

Soon a bottle of daughter red, twenty catties of cooked beef was brought up, and the plate containing cooked beef was very large, one meter in size, like a big pot, carried by two guys.

Li Mengyang laughed when he saw this, he rolled up his arms, rolled up his sleeves, and began to eat and drink, he ate a big bite of beef, and drank a big sip of wine, full of heroism.

When all the drinkers saw him drinking so domineeringly, they all looked sideways and stopped, watching him drink and eat meat.

Liu Ruozhuo, who was in the fire phoenix jade pendant, said helplessly: "The boss can't be low-key, he is so outstanding when he drinks wine and eats meat, I think he will definitely be targeted by perverts." ”

Zhang Ruo said with a false smile: "Lao Hei, you don't have to worry about the boss being targeted by a pervert, just his appearance, like a vicious tiger, which pervert is not afraid?!"

Zhang Chunshui was dissatisfied when he heard this: "Brother, how can you say that I am a father-in-law? What's wrong with this eating appearance? I think it is full of manliness! A man can do it if he can eat it! If you have the ability to eat 20 catties of beef alone, many women will definitely like you." ”

After a while, a bottle of daughter red made Li Mengyang finish drinking, and he slapped the table and shouted: "Man, let's get drunk too white again!"

As soon as he heard Li Mengyang call another bottle of drunken Taibai, a pair of eyes immediately brightened up in the crowd, and those bright eyes, like wolves, swept around Li Mengyang's face and body!

Li Mengyang didn't care about other people's eyes at all, he continued to drink and eat meat very refreshingly, which made everyone in the Fire Phoenix Jade Pendant addicted, and he also took out the wine and dishes, and ate and drank.

Soon Li Mengyang finished drunk Taibai, he was a little drunk, so he slapped the table and shouted: "Man, bring a bottle of [chrysanthemum] flower wine to the uncle!" (to be continued)