In this world, there is as much beauty as there is ugliness, just as light and darkness, sincerity and hypocrisy, sophistication and ignorance, the same makes people helpless and speechless. Everyone is willing to watch good-looking shows, and everyone doesn't want to listen to the things that are uninteresting, but if you don't listen to him, you can't go to see him, you can't ignore him, what should come will always come, and things that make people helpless and speechless will still happen, so no matter if you don't mention it, you can't say it, you can't do it in the end-

What did you say?

It's about two people who whispered in a dark corner and looked surprised and hated to see each other: Guan Laohan and Wuzen. The play has both front and back scenes, people are inside and outside the circle, the performers are performing seriously and hard, and the audience is watching happily, at this time the plot has reached the ** part, and the two brothers who have just started ping pong have a blue nose and a swollen face and a swollen face, and both of them have taken a lot of advantage and have already stopped and reconciled together, hooking their shoulders and watching the show happily, so, so, everyone forgot about Lao Zhou Yu and Xiao Huanggai behind them, but they didn't know-

But they didn't know that the old man and the young man had already reached a secret deal, set up a vicious plan, and were ready to join forces to deceive people! Guan Laohan was also an old fox in the market, an old fritter in the rivers and lakes, holding a peerless medicine in his hand that could not be sold, how could he let go of the rare treasure that fell from the sky in front of him! The little monk has martial arts, and Guan Laohan has already realized that the little monk's martial arts are high, and Guan Laohan can also try to score three points as soon as he cooperates!

The seven-point smile asked a few words, and after a while, the little monks were all recruited. Wu Chan is an honest child, if you ask him, he will say, ask one by one; Wu Chan is also a simple monk, Nanshan Zen Buddhism, Wu Chan, knife cutting without leaving a trace, that's it. I don't know, Master. Therefore, Guan Laohan decided that he was a lost little monk, a little monk with strong martial arts, and a little monk who could be used!

As for the fame of Zen Buddhism, it is thousands of miles away, so you don't have to pay attention to it at this time, anyway, it's just a small use. Speaking of which, everyone understands that Guan Laohan's so-called elixir cannot be sold, and this is to take the little monk of Wuzen as a nursery! This is a conspiracy, and it is another scam laid out after careful consideration! This is a trap, and the little monk does not know it, and he does not know that he has stumbled into the game and become an accomplice!

How much Wuzen wanted that miraculous pill, and Wuzen's eyes never left that mysterious wooden box! But Wuzen had no money, and Wuzen knew that such a precious item would not be given to him for nothing, and Wuzen also knew that there were some things in the world that needed to be bought with money. Wu Chan wanted, but Wu Chan didn't have the money to buy it, but, but, but Guan Lao Han made a promise: don't want money, give one grain for nothing, as long as you hit it lightly twice, as long as you slowly cut a few knives!

The conscience of heaven and earth! This is a great good man! Wu Chan was so excited and moved that his heart moved, and he nodded again and again, and immediately agreed! Wu Zen believes in him, and is convinced that the elixir is about to arrive! The two hit it off, and they are equally happy! At this point, the cooperation intention is reached, and the next moment is to study the plan, discuss the steps, one is talking and the other is listening, listening to the heart is just nodding and saying that the heart is happy, and then the ulterior evil transaction will be completed.

The show finally came to an end, and the audience began to disperse.

"Everyone, stay here!" Guan Laohan shouted, walked quickly to the middle of the field, raised the wooden box in his hand and shouted: "Fellow villagers, all fathers and elders, even if you don't believe in the old man, now this little master is willing to try it on the spot, and please stay and take a look--whether it's true or not, you will know when you try it!" "Who? Who is it? Which little master tried the medicine with his own body? Why did he add to the drama again? Everyone was amazed when they saw this, and they stopped and looked back one after another.

"Little Master—"

Wuzen slowly walked into the middle of the field with a red face, drooping his head and not daring to look at people. Isn't this the bare-chested little monk who was deceived and shouted to buy medicine at that moment? Let him test the medicine? How can he try it? What can he try? Where did this little monk come from? Everyone looked at Guan Laohan and then at the little monk, and they only felt inexplicable for a while! The little monk came from an unknown place, and seeing that something was wrong, everyone secretly muttered to themselves and shook their heads, and some people even said in one word: He, is one, nursery!

At that time, everyone grew their hair and shaved their heads to become monks, unlike some people in later generations who shaved their heads even if they were not monks, and even more so, they shaved their heads and pretended to be monks! There were also nuns. The eyes of the masses were bright, and they saw through Guan Laohan's plan on the spot! Accuse, accuse, who taught you that you have no professional ethics? Scold! Scold! Such an ignorant child to make money with such a conscience is simply not surnamed! It is exactly what Qianfu pointed out, and the spittle stars are flying wildly!

Guan Laohan was calm, just looking at everyone with a smile, not in a hurry or annoyed. It is expected, the planned thing, easy to do, easy to do, not afraid of you calling, not afraid of scolding, not afraid of shouting, as long as you are watching! The really clever deception does not lie in the strangeness, not in the skill, not in the clouds, mountains and fog cover steady, accurate and ruthless, but to tell you to drill even if you know that it is a set, to jump even if you know that it is a well, and to rush forward even if you know that it is a fire pit, to see if the pile of dead ashes that can burn people can be revived! Guan Laohan is well versed in deception, and he is the ultimate master in this way! The panacea can't be sold for a while, and everyone uncovers the scam and scolds them is also pediatrics, at this time, everyone is excited, and the scene is almost out of control, but in his opinion, it is just right-

This is the time not to be missed!

Of course, there is still a small foreshadowing: "Little Master, you tell everyone that you can do all the kung fu performed by the big man of my family?" This is a cliché, but how can Wu Zen know? Wu Chan replied honestly, "No." ”

This is a trick, everyone knows it, and the audience sneered again and again, sneering and sneering one after another, just to see how the two of them will play this lame trick! If they know that they are deceitful, why should they stay and watch? Because everyone wants to completely expose this boring deception and make him embarrassed and embarrassed! Why do they still let him play it when they know that it is a childcare? Because the so-called childcare is just a half-baked parallel import, and after a while, I will give you a palm to split bricks, or a broken wooden board, and if it is true or not, it will be so so-so and confused, and the fake medicine will be sold so smoothly -

Think beautiful!

The seeds of misunderstanding were quietly planted in people's hearts at this time, causing what was originally a clear scam to turn into a bewildered shock. Yes, at this time, Wu Chan is a child, even if Wu Chan is confused and tricks people into the game and knows nothing, Wu Chan is really the childcare of the old man! However, Wu Chan is not a half-parallel product, Wu Chan is a little tough guy, hard enough to dispel all doubts, believe it is really jaw-dropping!

Guan Laohan opened the wooden box again, took out a pill with great care, and handed it over with a solemn expression.

Wu Chan took it happily, put it in his mouth, chewed it twice and swallowed it into his stomach, and his expression was comfortable and his eyebrows and eyes were vividly intoxicated, just like Zhu Bajie had just eaten ginseng fruit! Guan Laohan nodded and smiled: "Little Master, you sit down and practice exercises, and carefully experience the magic of the elixir, and you will see the effect after three or five breaths!"

This can't deceive people, and there is no need to talk nonsense.

For a while, Wu Zen felt that his whole body was full of energy, so he jumped up and shouted happily, "Okay, good, so good!" Guan Laohan knew, Guan Laohan smiled: "Everyone, everyone, you are optimistic! Real money or broken copper and iron will be distinguished, everyone look at this again, the chest is broken and the boulder is broken!" So, in the confused eyes of everyone, in the noise of countless discussions and questions, the monk Wuzen obediently lay on the ground, also closed his eyes and stood motionless.

I'm looking forward to it.

The stone is still thick and heavy with angular stones, but there is a bald monk half the size of the head below, the audience was a little unexpected, watching the little monk press under the big stone silently, and Guan Laohan slowly lifted the heavy iron hammer. Heart palpitations, heart palpitations, real performances, this old man is really ruthless! I can't bear it, I can't bear it, even a nursery can't be like this, if you really beat him to death, who will you go to? It's not good! It's not good to remind the little monk quickly, otherwise you will die on the spot with blood splattered in five steps! Stop! Stop!

Open!

Before he could speak, suddenly a sledgehammer had already fallen down fiercely! Before he could scream, there was a loud bang, and the boulder was already torn apart! There was no difference, and the big stone was broken! Just replace the big fierce man under the stone with a small monk. The little monk stood up with a smile, and the general one was jumping around! Strange, strange! The little monk was obviously a nursery, so how could he perform a unique job here?

"Everyone, how's that?" Guan Laohan smiled slightly. How? What can it be? Everyone was already stunned, and the audience was silent. Strike while the iron is hot, and urge the oil pot with a fierce fire, Guan Laohan did not leave everyone a lot of time to think, and immediately turned around and took a steel knife, raised the knife and shouted: "Listen, the little master has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and he has strong muscles and bones, but it is only the little master's own hard work, not the effect of the Ten Dragons and Ten Tigers Powerful Pill!"

Hey? People here are half-convinced, why don't the liars confess themselves? When everyone heard this, they were very surprised, and they talked about it for a while, and they didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the old man's gourd. Guan Laohan turned his head: "However, with the help of my elixir today, the little master finally broke through his own bottleneck and was able to achieve great success! Little master, you talk to everyone, are you invulnerable now?" ”

This time, there was another trick, and everyone slowly forgot about it, seven points were true and three points were false, and half a point was already ten percent unreliable! The cold and shining blade, the thin and sharp edge, slowly and slowly slashed across the chest, leaving a long white mark. It slowly disappeared, like a light swallowtail on the calm surface of the lake. Everyone opened their mouths and stared at their round eyes, and Wu Zen laughed: "Ha! Haha! It's so itchy, it's so itchy!"

Guan Laohan nodded with a smile, and suddenly raised the steel knife in his hand and slashed at the front and back, left and right, without mercy! The knife slashed his body, and there was a sound of snatching! The sound resounded in his heart, and everyone was finally shocked! What an invulnerable little monk, where did he get this soul-grabbing hard qigong! Manpower is sometimes poor, how much power does medicine have? Could it be that it is really an elixir, and this already strong muscles and bones are quenched into iron, so that the body can be so hard? The iron-clad facts were in front of them, and everyone couldn't believe their eyes, and the seeds of misunderstanding broke through the ground, and everyone began to doubt their firmness.

And once confidence begins to waver, it will collapse in an instant in a short time!

After the old man finished chopping, he stood with a knife: "Everyone, what?" "What? What else?" Everyone was speechless for a while, stunned and looked at each other in pairs. It is difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood, and I still hesitate after thinking about it repeatedly, Mo Dao's big guy's money is really so easy to cheat, he is busy with all kinds of calculations, and he has exhausted all his methods, how can he not necessarily be deceived and pay money on the spot? After a long day of painstaking operation, in the end, not a single pill of medicine was sold! Guan Laohan, Guan Laohan, it is better to forget it, your set is not new, this trick of deception is still outdated!

Deception will never go out of style, because not everyone in the world will be able to keep up with the times. Scammers will always exist, as long as there is even a little greed in the heart of one person. Guan Laohan knew that all the lame scams were born because of the fatal weakness of the person's surname, Guan Laohan was still not in a hurry, and at the moment he pressed the last and heaviest straw on the people in the bureau! Guan Laohan sneered in his heart, the real nursery is not the little monk standing in the field, the real nursery is standing among you, and he is about to appear!

"Everyone, everyone, the old man's words can not be believed, and the little master's ability can also be fabricated by the old man out of thin air! You might as well give the old man two pills for free, and ask someone to verify the authenticity on the spot! If there is no effect, please point it out to your face, the old man will admit the punishment and have no other words!" Guan Lao Han swore that his words were reprimanded, and his face was excited and he went to express his conscience in heaven and earth.

Since there is such a good thing, you don't have to spend money to eat him for nothing, so you might as well go up and try it! But who will try it? You, you, you, or him? Anyway, I won't try, what if I eat it and my stomach will be ruined! The people present are you look at me, I look at you, and no one will come forward to be the first bird. But there will be brave men under the heavy reward, and there will always be someone to ask for what is given for nothing, and everyone is hesitating and polite, and when you push me to let me, someone suddenly shouted: "I'm coming!";