Chapter Twenty-Eight: Jia Zizi
Zhang Nianzu and Zhao Weiming came to the city's antique street. According to Jiuguan, his future brother-in-law has a storefront here.
The street of the antique street is very wide, all are walking paths, both sides of the street are selling antique calligraphy and painting, although the name is antique, in fact, it is more suitable to call the cultural play, the shop sells more Tang costume cheongsam, the four treasures of the study, wood carving, the ancient money and ancient jade in those counters are basically all modern craftsmanship old, the bosses are too lazy to flicker, generally tell the truth, as long as the price is right, people mostly regard this place as a place to choose decorations. Of course, there are real old things, so you have to have an eye, and all in all, the chances of finding good things here are not high.
The two of them pretended to wander all the way into the street, and slowly entered the shop in the middle on the left.
The shopkeeper is about forty years old, his oily hair is meticulously combed, his face is white and slightly bearded, and he sits there with a straight waist and a righteous body, as if he can broadcast a news broadcast to you at any time.
Seeing someone coming to the store, the boss didn't get up to say hello, still sitting there watching TV dramas with a notebook.
Zhao Weiming walked from west to east and from east to west in the store, and finally simply stood behind the boss and followed him to watch the TV series for a while.
The boss took the cigarette from the cigarette box and saw that there was someone behind him, so he handed one to Zhao Weiming, Zhao Weiming took a puff and whispered to Zhang Nianzu: "Well, it's fake." ”
Zhang Nianzu said: "You are Jia Zizai Jia Boss, right?"
Jia Zizai said politely: "Do you have any advice?"
Zhao Weiming just picked up a white porcelain bottle casually, and Jia Zizi had already quoted the price: "That 180,000 yuan, from the official kiln of the Ming Dynasty, although the quality is not very good, but it is definitely worth the price." ”
Zhao Weiming looked at the made in China at the bottom of the bottle, and put it down without saying anything. In the shop on the side, the same model sells exactly the same for 30 ......
Jia Zizi was not embarrassed, and said casually: "The Ming Dynasty was the embryonic period of capitalism, and it is normal to be in line with international standards, it is a foreign trade product, Zheng He, you know——"
"Boss Jia. Zhang Nianzu interrupted him, "We're not here to buy something. ”
Jia Zizai chuckled and said, "I don't think you're here to buy anything." In fact, Jia Zizi didn't say nonsense, as soon as these two people came in, he really saw that he still had this bit of eyesight after doing this business for so many years, and the light in the eyes of people who really wanted to buy things was pointed, they were searching, searching, and other objects did not exist in his eyes; So Jia Zizai didn't bother to talk nonsense with them, a water bottle was quoted at 180,000 yuan, he didn't lose if he didn't buy it, and if he bought it, it was equivalent to winning the jackpot.
Jia Zizai said: "If you don't buy antiques, do you have other businesses to take care of?"
Zhao Weiming said: "''Kang Shibo', do you still have the goods?"
Jia Zizai said casually: "Kang Shibo can't be sold for a long time, does Ling Mailang want it?" He saw that Zhao Weiming's temperament and appearance looked like a "person in the industry", and he didn't hide anything.
Zhao Weiming said: "Is there any difference between the two?"
Jia Zizai said: "Bo is too conspicuous, no one pays attention to it a little more, don't we also have to upgrade the industry in this industry?"
Zhang Nianzu said helplessly: "Boss Jia, we don't buy fakes either." ”
"Then you ......"
Zhao Weiming said: "We were invited by Brother Jiu to talk to you about the ninth sister-in-law." ”
When Jia Zizai heard this, he immediately exploded and said: "What nine cylinders? What nine sisters-in-law? Okay, he actually invited two professional lobbyists!"
Zhang Nianzu said: "Why don't you look down on him?" is called a professional lobbyist, he has no temper, what he is going to do next is indeed done by a lobbyist, Jiuguan said, Jia Zizai will be crazy as long as he sees him, let alone sit down and chat, Jiuguan has no friends who look more normal at all, his little brothers are all little experts in debt collection, and the occupational disease that falls is that they can't talk well with a face full of meat, so let them negotiate more yellow.
Jia Zizai said angrily: "What kind of thing is his nine-cylinder? He who runs a casino to chase gambling debts! Sooner or later, he will die on the streets." He pointed at Zhao Weiming and asked, "Would you marry your sister to such a person?"
"I'll marry her? She married me off. Zhao Weiming waved his hand vigorously, "Don't go so far, let me ask you a question from the bottom of my heart - what do you think is better than Jiuguan's career?"
Jia Zizi said vigorously: "I'm a fake seller at best, I can come out after a year or two at most if I am caught, as long as he commits a crime, it will not be a trivial matter, either he will be hacked to death or beaten to death by the police, people must have a sense of stop loss, right?"
Zhao Weiming pinched the fake cigarette that smoked his eyes and said, "Speaking of this, I have to explain a few words to you, you really think highly of your brother-in-law." ”
Jia Zizai said: "What do you say?"
Zhao Weiming said: "Don't make him like the king of Macau gambling, it's not so serious, the nine cylinders are nothing more than randomly looking for a place to organize people to play money, this place is exposed and immediately changed, it belongs to wandering around, let's just say that the dealers he is looking for, do you think they are all beautiful girls who are convex and backward? No! They are all rough old men, standing high to fall hard, he is wandering on the balcony on the second floor, and no one can die." ”
Zhang Nianzu said speechlessly: "You can lose more than 500,000 yuan on the balcony on the second floor?"
Jia Zizai said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, I definitely can't agree! I used to respect him as a hero, co-author is a liar who practices stalls everywhere, he can even be a gangster can be cut like that, what is it called nine cylinders, I think he is the most suitable to call four and a half cylinders!"
Zhang Nianzu thought that the nine cylinders were indeed cut by someone and almost half of them were left, and he was in awe of Jia Zizai's poisonous tongue kung fu.
"Boss Jia," Zhang Nianzu said, "I can't judge the rest of this person in Jiuguan, but emotionally I think he is serious about your sister, and he has been with your sister for a long time, right?"
Jia Zizi snorted and said, "That's my sister is blind." ”
Zhang Nianzu said: "If Jiuguan is a man who is in the twilight, he would have dumped your sister a long time ago, although what he did was not in your eyes, but he was emotionally single-minded, and he wanted to get a certificate with your sister, do you know." ”
Jia Zizai said: "He doesn't think about it!"
Zhao Weiming said: "My brother is comfortable, don't make yourself uncomfortable, even if your sister is separated from Jiuguan, who would dare to ask her?"
Jia Zizi said leisurely: "You don't have to worry about this, will my Jia Zizai's sister be wanted?"
Zhao Weiming said: "I'd rather demolish ten temples than break a marriage, this kind of thing is a complete fart for you, right?"
Jia Zizai said: "You still say that you know how to fart?"
Zhao Weiming said: "What about hiding three or not hiding four?"
Jia Zizai was stunned and said, "What do you mean?"
Zhang Nianzu said: "Didn't you tell you that your sister is three months pregnant?"
Jia Zizai was stunned and said, "I said why is she so sour lately-" Then he patted his thigh and cried and grabbed the ground, "The nine cylinders of the dog day, Lao Tzu is looking for you desperately!" Jia Zizai said that he would leave, swept out of the counter like the wind, and strode towards the door, Zhao Weiming subconsciously wanted to stop, but Zhang Nianzu dragged him.
Jia Zizai rushed to the door and his footsteps automatically slowed down, his eyes slanted behind him, and the picture of his anger and the two people struggling to persuade came to his mind, but after waiting for a long time, no one stepped forward, so he had to fight with the doorknob for a long time, and when he looked back, he saw that Zhao Weiming had studied the "official kiln of the Ming Dynasty" again, and Zhang Nianzu was playing with his mobile phone.
Jia Zizi turned back to the counter like the wind again, and said as if nothing had happened just now: "That's it, you let Jiuguan come here, I want to talk to him!"