"Xiao Shaofan, I think you will definitely die of liver cancer in the future~~" Seeing Xiao Shaofan's ruthlessness in drinking, the alcohol was half scared away.

"By the way, why didn't you bring zero with you?" asked the demon.

"A birdman fell from the sky, and the birdman was very useful, so I brought it back. Xiao Shaofan replied vaguely.

Ji Ji looked at Xiao Shaofan with a stiff expression.

But the demon gave a high-five, and replied with a clear expression, "Oh, you said that there was an angel who was killed and that angel was a priest?"

Xiao Shaofan nodded.

Feng Ji looked at Xiao Shaofan with a very incredible expression, "Ghost, why do you understand Xiao Shaofan's words?"

This time he was confused, he scratched his face, and asked back very incomprehensibly, "Will this be difficult?"

The corners of her mouth twitched, "No, you were really born to be partners. ”

Xiao Shaofan shrugged his shoulders, glanced at a leaf sticking to Feng Ji's hair, and pulled it off with his hand, only to find that Feng Ji's hair was very soft.

As a woman, Xiao Shaofan finally had a little self-consciousness that a woman should have, and Xiao Shaofan immediately exclaimed, "Feng Ji, your hair is so soft, how did you do it?"

When Feng Ji heard this, she immediately excitedly shared with Xiao Shaofan, "I have been taking care of my hair since I was alive!And after dyeing my hair once, I haven't dyed it again, it's really hurting my hair~~ I use honey and milk~~"

So Xiao Shaofan talked about the "Hair Care Sutra" for a long time, so long that even the ghosts felt bored, Xiao Shaofan immediately sent him back to the hotel, and Xiao Shaofan was still chatting in the moonlight.

"So, the short red hair was your style before you died?" Xiao Shaofan asked with some surprise, "I thought you were a mature beauty, and you wouldn't dye such a rebellious young hair color." ”

With a faint smile, shining through the moonlight, her warm and beautiful melon seed face was vaguely sad, and she subconsciously stroked the ring finger of her right hand, even though there was nothing there.

"I used to be a sister who committed suicide when I was two hundred and fifty years old. Her tone was calm, as if she was talking about someone else's business.

Xiao Shaofan's excited emotions quieted down and looked at her silently.

"Blame me for being so fun-loving. He took a deep breath and smiled lightly, "Later, I got involved in some gangster fights, and my lover died in my place. ”

embarrassed~~ Xiao Shaofan stiffened his expression. Asking about things that others don't want to mention.

"You don't have to say it!" Xiao Shaofan smiled dryly, "It's late, go back?"

Feng Ji shook her head and replied with a smile, her turquoise eyes were full of vicissitudes, "Don't worry, it's all over~~ I lived to be two hundred and fifty years old alone, achieved nothing, and committed suicide weakly." She closed her eyes, "I really regret it now that I think about it, it was someone else's life for me, but I ~~"

Xiao Shaofan watched her gentle movements of stroking her ring finger, which was the most sad and the most beautiful longing. "Is that a ring from your lover?"

With her fingers open, she looked at her empty hand with an appreciative look and smiled sadly, "Yes, I can't take anything with me after I die, but this ring is rooted in my heart." ”

Xiao Shaofan was quiet for a long time, I don't know why, looking at Feng Ji's gentle and sad expression, Xiao Shaofan ~~ was a little envious.

Tightening the placket, I suddenly felt that my chest was empty, and the wind of nothingness was blowing, and it was so barren that it was frightening.

Xiao Shaofan~~ I don't know how to love people, and no one loves Xiao Shaofan. None of them. Xiao Shaofan was deeply sad for himself.

"Let's go back. Xiao Shaofan smiled reluctantly, and walked side by side with Ji Ji in the gradually dimming moonlight.

After returning to the hotel, even the counter lady was nowhere to go, the whole hotel was very quiet, Xiao Shaofan closed the door and locked it with a conscience, and went back to the room with Ji Ji.

"Lord. Zero saw Xiao Shaofan come back, and immediately smiled with relief, "He's fine." ”

"Are you okay?" Xiao Shaofan couldn't help but sigh, "How is it possible?He's not~~He's not~~" Isn't it so badly injured that his intestines are about to flow out?

"Zero. Hohime looked curiously at the garbage bag in his hand, "What's that?"

"Oh!" Zero smiled brightly again, "the daughter of the innkeeper, the counter lady, took a bunch of bandages and towels, as well as their family's ancestral secret medicine, and Mr. Angel quickly stabilized his breathing. ”

It's bandaged into a mummy, isn't it?It's also an ancestral mystery!Words from thousands of years ago?It's really for the handsome guy's everything~~

"It seems that Zero's beauty still has the function of saving people. Xiao Shaofan smiled and patted him on the shoulder and approached Xiao Shaofan's bed.

Sure enough, as Xiao Shaofan expected, Xiao Shaofan saw a mummy wrapped in only one pair of eyes on the bed, although it looked funny, but it looked really better, but then Xiao Shaofan found another problem.

"Why is this dead guy sleeping on my bed?" Xiao Shaofan asked with bruises on his forehead.

Zero was stunned for a moment, "That~~"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter. Xiao Shaofan said as he jumped on the bed and kicked him to the floor.

The face of the ghost, which was not covered by the mask, twitched, "Is it okay with your name?"

"Uh-huh. Xiao Shaofan smiled at Xiao Shaofan's "dear" teammates with a refreshing spirit, "This is the kind of care method that I take care of patients, so you" thousand~~ten thousand~~~" don't let me have a chance to take care of you!"

Everyone shrunk their necks in unison.

"I'd rather kill myself than let you take care of it!" said the demon first.

"It's less torture to go back to the rebirth point, and if you drop one level and practice again~~," Feng Ji followed with a white face.

Even Zero whispered, "Fortunately, I'm a sword, so there's no problem with ischemia." ”

Xiao Shaofan looked at them coldly, "If you want to die, right? That's okay, looking at the 5,000-year history of China, some tortures are also quite good to use now, do you want to try it? Let's start with the ten major tortures of the Qing Dynasty~~"

"~~" Everyone's expressions were like eating three truckloads of coptis chinensis.

Looking at their funny expressions, Xiao Shaofan couldn't help laughing, how could Xiao Shaofan really do this? No matter what, Xiao Shaofan still has a good conscience, and they are all teammates that Xiao Shaofan has worked so hard to find (abducted?).

After a burst of laughter, everyone was willing to go to the bathroom to get ready for bed, and when the lights went out, it was already half past three, Xiao Shaofan glanced at the birdman, turned his back, and fell asleep.

"Lord, I'm here to keep vigil~~" Zero whispered.

"A mummy is not a threat. Xiao Shaofan was sleepy, "Sleep." ”

In the early morning, the sun was dazzling on the head of the bed, Xiao Shaofan frowned, pulled up the quilt and continued to sleep dimly, just when Xiao Shaofan was about to enter the comfortable stage of dreamless sleep, the sound of slapping on the glass began to interfere with Xiao Shaofan.

Bang Bang Bang!

Xiao Shaofan turned over and covered his head, but the sound still interfered repeatedly, and then Xiao Shaofan simply buried his head under the pillow.