30 Once upon a time there was a eunuch
Once upon a time there was a eunuch whose name was Sanhua.
Eunuchs are an extremely special group, throughout the ages, there will be many words when it comes to eunuchs, such as pitiful, pathetic, shameful, greedy for money, vicious, cunning, neither male nor female, flattering and bullying, representatives of dog slaves, most of them are not good things, and so on. And another, the most used word, perverted. The metamorphosis here refers to the complete metamorphosis from physical to psychological, distinguishing the species of eunuchs from normal humans with extremely distinctive and distinctive characteristics.
In this way, the eunuch was deprived of his rights as a man, and even as a person, as well as his dignity.
But everything has a reason, and eunuchs are not born eunuchs, and there is another word called castration, an extremely professional and connotative word. Let's talk about the profession first, there is a place in the palace, called the clean room, which has a variety of professional tools and professionals, who are responsible for the production of eunuchs. Of course, there are more than 100 people in the old alleys of the capital alone, most of them are famous and numbered, most of them are called a knife, a knife on the left, a knife on the right, this knife, that knife, six are not clean, and a knife is cut off.
Professional operation, professional pain, very miserable, miserable, not much to say here, that kind of pain will definitely make a person regret being born as a human being, and finally know that the most tragic thing in the world is purification. In fact, even if it is operated by professional physicians, the three-day survival rate of castration is less than 40%, and most of them are painful to death, directly alive. Therefore, if you want to enter the industry, you must consider carefully, that is, you have to make up your mind, even if you spend two taels of silver, you have to go to a more formal clean room to find an experienced cleanser to operate, the so-called one-size-fits-all painless operation, etc., are all lies, remember!
Remember. Don't swing a knife from the palace. There is only one result of wielding a knife from the palace, and that is death. For example, the three-flower father-in-law was young and vigorous at the time, and he was poor and short-minded, so he had to bring his own anesthetic knife and do it himself. Blood and tears, Sanhua did not die because Sanhua itself is a heavenly eunuch, but if God can give Sanhua a chance to start over, even if Sanhua itself is a heavenly eunuch, Sanhua will find someone to castrate, this matter must be professional, remember!
Yes, Sanhua doesn't believe in the sky, Sanhua doesn't believe in fate, Sanhua doesn't believe in the six roots of impure death without a whole corpse, and the king of Hades doesn't take in lonely souls to become wild ghosts. Sanhua's lifeline Sanhua fed the dog, and Sanhua's eggs and Sanhua stepped on it as a bubble. Of course, Sanhua was not called Sanhua at that time, before the age of eighteen, Sanhua had another name, Sanhua did not mention it, only called it by a slave. Most of the people who enter the palace as eunuchs are persecuted for life, Sanhua is also average, Sanhua was a slave when he was five years old, a small minion, Sanhua's mother was angry with Sanhua's father, Sanhua's father sold Sanhua for money, and Sanhua remembered those things.
Of course, saying this, it's not because Sanhua needs sympathy, there are also people who are more miserable than Sanhua, and there are more people who deserve sympathy than Sanhua. Remember, what dignity and what honor and disgrace, survival is the first element, people do not destroy for themselves, this is the truth, the truth! Sanhua has been a slave for fifteen years, and then entered the palace, starting from the lowest miscellaneous servants, and now from a slave among the slaves to the overlord of the slaves, completely relying on their own extraordinary ability, which is enough to be worthy of Sanhua's pride, Sanhua is often proud of itself!
Yes, now we are talking about the connotation, the profession is a must, and the connotation is the most important thing.
As the old emperor said, there are few people in this world who understand, if you want to sympathize with Sanhua, or laugh at Sanhua, it is better to see who can have this qualification!
Listen up!
Sanhua dared to ask, what is cutting?
Sanhua dares to ask, who is castrated?
Backbone is the root of life, not necessarily a man without cutting, right?
The six roots are all servile, and it is better to be a eunuch than to be emasculated, right?
Sages, who are sages? Who are sages speaking for? Without sages, there are no eunuchs, you know?
God and Buddha, where is God and Buddha? You are a Buddha when you learn to be a man, and God is only a powerful person, but?
The real tragedy of a person is not that the body is castrated, but that the mind is castrated, and the body of the three flowers is lighter than the bones, and the light of the bones is two taels, understand? And a group of people, who are enslaved for others without knowing it, are still self-satisfied, and have long since lost all six roots, only the walking dead, how is it different from the eunuchs? There is a knife in the hand, a knife in the mouth, a knife in the heart, a knife called martial arts, and a knife called composition. In this way, no one in the world can be castrated, and if the eunuch gains power, the emperor must also be a eunuch.
Hooray, do you say so?
It's this, this was originally said to Sanhua by Banzai Ye, in Sanhua's opinion, no one is smarter than Banzai Ye, and some words are only said to Sanhua, of course, only to Sanhua. Sanhua's knowledge, most of which comes from the Long Live Lord, not to mention the side, since ancient times, I have the least eunuchs, the fewest palace maids, the fewest concubines, and the fewest concubines, Long Live Lord is a virtuous emperor. At the same time, Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism are promoted simultaneously, learning from each other's strengths and complementing each other's weaknesses are not respected, but also the elite soldiers are simple and the government is wide open to open the school, and the girl in my Longjing Dynasty must also read and write, long live the Lord is an enlightened emperor. It's a pity that Sanhua didn't catch up with the good times, Sanhua didn't know much about writing, and reciting the holy decree was also rote memorization, which was extremely laborious.
Yes, Sanhua is also old, and his eyes are also dazzled, and he will be four flowers in the future. Of course, Sanhua is good, Sihua is good, the name is just a codename, just like the old emperor is like the old queen, yes, when it comes to Yuhou, this is talking about Gong Dou, as soon as you say this Sanhua, you will come to the spirit, an old lewd insect and an old poisonous woman, tsk! This name does not need to be said, nicknames are generally not called in vain, this is normal for the old emperor to be lewd, dragon, sexual lewdness, the older you get, the more obscene and ruthless, but the old queen is really poisonous enough, why do you want the old emperor to quarrel with her-
Listen, if you move one of his hairs, I will cut off one of your fingers, that's all!
When it comes to things in the palace, naturally Sanhua Gonggong has the most right to speak, it is a hell where blood is more bloody than battlefield cruelty than castration and darkness is more than nineteen, Sanhua Gonggong has seen a lot over the years. Just say the same, the eight princes, all born to Queen Yu, in fact, the old emperor has been a dragon broadcast over the years, and the real concubine and the concubine gave birth to him are only afraid that there are eighty dragons, but they are all dead, less than half of them died in infancy, and most of them were stillborn. There is only one suspect, that is, Queen Yu, the reason is very simple, there is definitely no problem with the dragon species on the old emperor, and she is not the only woman in this palace who can give birth.
Everyone in the palace knows this matter, and they can't hide it from the smart old emperor, but they have no handle, and to tell the truth, the old emperor has long had the heart to abolish her! The last one, in other words, that is, it was the spring of the eleventh year of Longjing, there was a concubine named Concubine Zhen, who was pregnant, and when she was pregnant, when she was in Liujia, the imperial doctor saw it, Longzi. That time it was strictly protected, guarding outside the palace of eight hundred forbidden troops twenty-four hours a day, and as a result, it was lucky, but it was finally saved!
After half a year, he died in infancy.
If you don't have a handle, you are poisoned, you are bitten by a poisonous insect, and you don't know what poisonous insect it is.
Later, the old emperor also gave up, because the old emperor is really old, and said Sanhua, you see, I can't do it anymore.
There is only one master of Sanhua, who is the emperor, not the queen Yu, so the affairs in this palace are not all under the control of Sanhua alone.
Sanhua has an opponent, who is also an old eunuch, and the person who is the queen of Yu is called Yu Bao.
The rumor is that he is the cousin of Empress Yu's family, and there is no way to verify this matter, because he is the first year of Longjing, and suddenly he came out all of a sudden!
Sanhua can be sure that the killing of his son must be related to this person, because his martial arts are very high.
It is the flowers and leaves that kill people invisibly, and I heard that he has written a book.
That old thing is Sanhua's nemesis, that is, Banzai's nemesis, the reason why the old poisonous woman is so arrogant is all because of him, Sanhua must kill him!
Now, it's another opportunity, Yu Bao is also an old treacherous person, and he does things well, but there is one thing-
Martial arts!
Now, there is another master in the palace, and Yu Bao must be the same and very interested in him.
As long as he has high enough martial arts, he can get rid of Yu Bao with his hand, which is the most important part of the whole plan.
Don't talk about Xiao Fangzi, Xiao Fangzi knows. (To be continued......)