"Oops, let go!" Ye Qing reflexively covered his ears and shouted.

Princess Ling Yuling was angry and had nowhere to spill, but the eunuchs and palace maids on the left and right were still eyebrows, and the princess naturally grabbed Ye Qing's ear, this princess is a foundation-builder, and her strength will not be small.

The princess pouted and said, "Put your hands down, or you will chop off your dog's paws." Hurry up, what did you two mean by the frowning just now?"

Da Yu'er knelt down in the spacious carriage and said: "Honorable princess, I want to ask the princess to fulfill it, and the slave family wants to match Xiao Guizi!"

The princess frowned and said, "Right?"

Da Yu'er hurriedly kowtowed like pounding garlic and said, "It's the right food." Please, princess!"

The princess touched Ye Qing's chin and said, "You little hooves really have eyesight, just a handsome offspring, you were taken away by you, you are really good, hehe......"

The big stone in Ye Qing's heart finally landed, let Ye Qing speak, Ye Qing is really not easy to speak, Ye Qing has never been a person who likes to take the initiative.

The princess will never stop this kind of thing, because the princess is very sympathetic to them, if it is really the palace, it will be fine, and now this daughter country with the palace master as the supreme leader also comes to this set, it is really unnecessary, it will only cheapen some people, it is better to directly fulfill them.

Listening to the princess's casual consent, although Ye Qing was also happy in his heart, it was just a joy, and the promise was too casual. This made the two of them repeatedly plan things for a day and night, and it turned out to be insignificant.

The princess was in a trance for a moment, and then pulled out an empty card from the storage bag. Then the princess seal was stamped, in duplicate, and the cover had two large gilded characters on the cover.

The princess stamped two seals and handed them to each of them: "Go back and fill in the pseudonyms and related contents, you can be regarded as a legitimate eater, and you are still frowning and red-faced, what a big deal! It's just that you can be psychologically satisfied, get over the addiction, and have fun in time!"

Ye Qing glanced at the convex and concave big jade. Especially her round and slightly upturned buttocks, slender white legs, emaciated arrows, and pretty face. If it is on Earth. Such a near-perfect woman may become a generation of superstars!

The princess really couldn't stand the two lewd guys beside her, so she told jokes, and those who couldn't make the two laugh at the same time would be punished, and there was a difference in this punishment, Ye Qing would be pulled out if he lost, and Da Yu'er would knock off her head if she lost, and the princess would specifically implement this matter.

Although this contract is even more cruel than the Xincho Treaty. But this is Ye Qing's job, which can make the master laugh. Naturally, it is a good way to get closer to each other, and this is proposed by the princess, which is even more valuable.

And the princess is also more particular, she proposed this method, and she was the first to say it: "Say, there was a miser who went to the market, and suddenly wanted to defecate, so he rushed to a toilet, and when he took off his pants and was about to cut his love, poof, let out a fart." Now he made a lot of money, the guy lifted his pants and ran home, and showed off to his even more stingy wife, pop, his wife slapped him twice, the reason is very simple, his wife said, you are a loser, you can still blow the lamp when you fart, what is there to show off!"

Hahaha......

Although it is not funny at all, and it is a little vulgar, Ye Qing and Da Yu'er naturally have to cooperate in place, these two are practitioners of the law of mountain evil, and at this time, they can naturally think of more funny jokes in their minds, so their smiles are very sincere, and the princess is naturally very satisfied.

Ye Qing opened his mouth, but was preempted by that big Yu'er, and said: "Say, there is a constipated person, squatting in the toilet with a cubicle and working hard, he has been working hard for half an hour, but there is still no movement, just as he is about to finish, there is a person in the box next door who is making a lot of noise." The constipated person couldn't help but envy the way, I really envy you, you can pull so heartily. It's a pity, but the guy next door sighed, envy, Lao Tzu's pants haven't been taken off yet!"

Hahaha......

When a constipated person meets a person who has diarrhea, hehe, he makes a joke.

The two ladies finished speaking, and they looked at each other and smiled tacitly, it seemed that they had made up their minds to pay attention to Ye Qing's own jokes.

Hehe, if I don't laugh at you, that's too much of a failure. Since they're all disgusting, we won't go offline, add some fierce material to them, and laugh at them.

Ye Qing cleared his throat and said: "I said that there was a farmer who led a sow to breed, but the staff of the breeding station looked at the pig carefully, and then looked at the farmer, and said that you are a pig, you can only be artificially inseminated!

Hahaha......

At the end of the lap, the three of them all smiled and leaned back together, but they didn't even distinguish the winner and loser, and they had to do another lap. As usual, the princess spoke first, and said: "It is said that there is an ugly girl, because she is too ugly, so she can't get married, so she can only go to the cornfield to pretend to be a scarecrow to scare the crows, hehe, this ugly girl stood in the cornfield, and scared a few crows to return all the corn they stole yesterday!"

Hahaha......

Da Yu'er continued: "It is said that a tiger was bitten by a snake and slipped into a hole. As the king of all beasts, where did the tiger receive this breath, so he waited at the entrance of the cave with a huff. After a stick of incense, an earthworm crawled out of the hole, and was held down by the tiger and said, "What about your father!"

Hahaha...... Hahaha......

This joke is well told, it makes everyone laugh so that the carriage is shaking, and people who don't know the truth still think that they are playing with cars here!

It's time for Ye Qing to talk about it, the two girls have made up their minds not to laugh this time, otherwise it won't be endless! Ye Qing thought about it, so he had to take out the joke that had been the most widely circulated and influential when he was in Yanjing Middle School, and he didn't believe that he couldn't control them!

Ye Qing said very strictly: "It was said that there was a death row prisoner, and the police executed him, and the death row prisoner was already mentally prepared to die, but as a result, the bullet jammed, and the death row prisoner trembled with fright." Smack, the bullet jammed again, and the death row prisoner was so frightened that he peed his pants. Bang, the bullet jammed again, but the death row prisoner immediately hugged the policeman's leg and said, "Big brother, you can strangle me, this Tema is too scary!" (To be continued......)