"Ugh. ”

Are you sure?

I can't see it~

A certain text was stunned, and thought carefully about the last words of the teacher in his heart... I didn't figure it out, so I didn't bother to continue to dwell on it.

He turned his attention back to the twelve tall, burly, dressed in military uniforms, still sticky with mud, covered with dirt, and jagged with green buds, dirty, and dusty 'big iron sheets' that attracted him in front of him.

"Well, that... Although, I also think that we can 'excavate' it at this time, no matter what, for them, it can be regarded as a kind of relief in the snow, but ......" Wen Bin raised his head stupidly, stretched out his hand and scratched his head in worry, and asked in confusion: "These things are so big and so many, how can we move them away?"

"Well, I've got to think of a way to do it......"

"Poof!"

"Is your baby funny?"

Unexpectedly, before he finished his sentence, the lonely ghost next to him who hated the dead was condescending, and spit out in one gulp, splashing all over his face.

“......”

-_—b where is funny... That's really what people think......

You're reacting amazingly!

A certain article tugged on his sleeves, like a cat washing his face, and wiped and wiped and wiped on his face with great unconvincing, although he was embarrassed to refute on his mouth, but the delicate and handsome face was full of rebellion without admitting defeat.

"If we still need to 'find a way to move this thing', won't it be scrap copper and rotten iron?"

"What's the difference with rags?"

"What's the use of coming?"

"This kind of lack of nutrition is a problem. It's just that you, a brain-dead oxygen-deprived 'Takemoto Koumuzi', can only mention it!"

"Ugh. ”

“... What do you mean by 'Takemoto Koukiko'?"

Obviously, this is another problem of 'lack of oxygen' &'brain damage', so that after hearing this, the 'certain demon' next to him subconsciously showed a contemptuous and disdainful expression, squinted his eyes with a smile, hooked the corners of his mouth, and told him in a straight (or rather, word by word): "Stupid nerd~"

“......”

Me, me. I just want to poof!

You're too much... It's right. Can you break down three words into five to play dumb riddles with me?

What a pervert!

It's a mutation!

Or not completely perverted!

(This refers specifically to psychology, not to insects.) ）

Uh, uh, that......

A certain text clenched his hands into fists. Up and down there, left and right. Shaking his head. I struggled with myself in darkness for a long time, and finally forced down a bad breath in my stomach:

Okay okay, I'll admit it. You have a point: if we need to 'find a way to move this thing', it will indeed become 'broken copper'..."So what do you say?"

If you can't think of it, you don't want to, anyway, there is a ready-made 'answer board' in front of you, rather than asking yourself to meditate there and think about it, it is better to ask it directly to be more direct and more refreshing (well, there is a potential reason hidden in this, that is: if it can't answer, or something goes wrong in the process of answering, you can catch its handle, and at that time, you can naturally have revenge, there is a grudge to complain... Wow kat kat kka)!

"Ah~"

"Well, there is a way, of course, but ......"

"Huh?"

"But?"

"I won't tell you~"

“......”

"Guess for yourself!"

“......”

I, I, I... Do you believe it or not, I'm spraying you in the face?!

"Hey, what's that look on your face?"

"I want to know so much......"

"Alas!"

"I can't help it, you stupid boy!"

“......”

"Okay, I'll just open the net and tell you!"

“......”

“......”

“......”

"You say!!"

"What did you say?" a certain demon glared at him with a confused expression.

... I'm worried!

Dare to love this thing, this is 'teasing you'!

A certain article and that qi knot, I didn't bother to talk a lot of nonsense with it anymore, and directly picked up a thick and long dog-beating stick (where did the words come from?), held it high over the top, jumped and jumped, and killed it, 'Hula' A sullen stick, according to the lonely ghost who crawled out of the coffin board, it was obvious that he was not completely dead, and smashed it head-on!

Who kind of person in Haotian can be flattened by this kid like a rammed meatloaf?

He had already slipped away from the smoke and flashed people, turned behind him, and by the way (pretended) very elegantly took a certain Wen's head as a tuanpu and knelt on it (anyway, this lonely ghost is here, like a wisp of green smoke, with no actual weight), and I don't know where to get a cup of tea, hold it in my hand, pretend to pick up the bowl lid there, and scrape the tea bowl carelessly, blowing, blowing, blowing......

A certain text knocked on the air with a stick, turned his back and saw the shadow of the demon, and turned around, looking around for a while... Only later did I find out that it was wrong!

It turns out that this damn guy actually ran to his head and squatted to drink tea!

His grandfather + his grandmother's~

You have to beat this vomiting person to death with a stick, and you can't lose your life!

Whew-

Say beat it, raise your hand and sweep it over!

Haotian reacted quickly and jumped up, turned over and stepped on his other arm that had nothing to follow in his spare time.

A certain article was so angry that he flicked it out with a shake of his hand!

Seeing the 'lonely soul and wild ghost' floating in the air, he was still angry, turned his back and chased after him with a stick!

But Haotian is such a clever and agile 'lonely soul ghost', can he reach this 'three-legged cat'?

What should I do if I can't reach it?

So a certain article worked harder, and he was like a monkey there, playing with sticks up and down, left and right, east and west, north and south. chased the 'big mouse' everywhere, almost jumped up and down, climbed the beam and drilled the foot of the bed (in other words, this is not our little pig's specialty & hobby)......

When he struck him, the 'big mouse' jumped everywhere: the stick from the east jumped to the west, and from the west it jumped to the east... And so on, over and over again.

“......”

I haven't been able to fight, Meng'er... Oh no, it's a certain article! Roared loudly, "Are you a grasshopper?!"

Then the 'grasshopper' on the other side calmly told him, "Aren't you too?"

One sentence choked a certain article completely speechless.

But. This is not the end, after these two 'grasshoppers' you come and go, jumping around and going around in the same place for twenty or thirty circles, the first grasshopper said again: "Look at your slow movement... How can it compare to a grasshopper? This is simply an insult to other people's grasshoppers!"

“......”

"Just your grinding speed. If you die, you can only pretend to be a pig~"

"Don't call me a piggy!"

“... Then let's call it 'Dumb'~"

"Get out!"

"Otherwise. Just a 'pig' word instead?"

“...... I'm a pig. Then you're a pigsty!"

"Well, then you're garbage. ”

"Then you're the trash!!"

“......”

“......”

The master and apprentice, who had been damaged by each other, were speechless for a while, and then spun around in place again. There they continued to do their 'grasshopper dance'.

... Until one of them (admittedly a certain article) was so tired that he fell to the ground with his hands and feet, where he gasped for breath and could not get up again.

Next time... You must despise it, despise it, ignore it!

I must do it firmly, resolutely and persistently!

Otherwise, it turns out that entanglement with it will do more harm than good!

Just tired to death without saying it, the problem is: you are tired to death, it still doesn't look like P, jumping around there, and the spirit is terrible......

Don't talk about it, just think about it, I feel like I'm vomiting blood~

Call!

What a nasty monster......

Annoying!

"Hey, little pig, let me tell you: Actually, this thing has a password~" Just as a certain Wen fell to the ground, closed his eyes and read in his heart: 'The evil spirit retreats', he suddenly heard the voice of a demon ringing in his ears, and he turned the whole plot in another direction at that moment.

"Huh?"

"Password?!"

Suddenly, a certain text stopped chanting in his stomach, and jumped up on the grass like a zombie resurrected: "What password?"

“ＴＲＤvsＺＲＭ＝ＭＸＨ*ＭＸＢ０_０,,３１４－９５２７.ＸＰＣＮ”

[Translation]:"Natural stay vs natural moe = Meng Xiaohei * Meng Xiaobai 0_0,,314-9527.XPCN"

“......”

Listening to a certain article, the whole person quickly petrified, and gradually weathered away......

The author is... It's going against the rhythm of the sky!

([Even]: Cover your mouth, snicker... ）

After a long silence.

"Okay, anyway, 'there are strange things every year, especially this year', I admit it..."A certain wen sighed in annoyance, and continued to ask: "Do you have a password, where can you enter it?"

"Here and here~"

A certain demon floated to the chest of one of the 'big iron sheets' with great interest, stretched out two fingers, and buckled on it: "This is a built-in password receiver, you need a 'Origin Key' and a pair of Djinn hands, and a body flowing with Djinn blood to unlock it......"

“... It's so troublesome, you just say I need to find a Djinn to enter the password......"

"That's right!"

"Actually, that's what I mean~"

"However, there is such a thing as the 'Origin Key' that Captain Tanuye has!"

“......”

"I really don't understand, why do you have to divide your sentence into so many paragraphs?"

"Isn't it over with the sentence 'You asked Captain Tanuye of the Giants to decipher it'?"

“ＮＯ！”

"NONONO~" A certain demon shook his fingers very 'methodically', condescendingly, and told him vividly in his voice that looked down on all beings: "How can you say that?"

"How easy it is to say that!"

"How can you highlight the high-end of the wisdom of the teacher?"

"For a 'purebred Muggle' like you, everything must be chewed and swallowed slowly, and then fed to you after grinding into scum, so that you can digest it~"

"I'm going to just say it straight, can you understand it?"

“... By the way, are you mentally retarded when I am mentally retarded?"

"What?"

"Retarded?"

"That's how much I lift you up~"

"Poof!"

"You, you, you come down for me!"

"You have the ability to come down!"

"Let's fight three hundred rounds again!"

"See if I don't chop you into minced meat today......"

"Hehehe~"

"I'm not going to come down. ”

"What are you going to do with me?"

"Do you have the ability to come up?"

"You come down!"

"You come up!"

"You come down!"

"You come up!"

"You ......"

Above, this is the magical and limitless scene that Captain Tanuye and Deputy Captain Gelhan witnessed when they followed the sound and came to me......

╮(╯▽╰)╭(To be continued......)