Chapter 303: Stealing Peachies from the Heavenly Palace
Dongfang Shuo is a man in his twenties and thirties, born with a graceful demeanor and extraordinary appearance, but he does chic and uninhibited things. He was summoned into the palace by the Emperor of Han, and after worshipping, he bluntly asked the Emperor of Han what was the matter.
Comfort and the second goods are still hidden from the sidelines to watch.
At this time, the Son of Heaven was already suspicious, because he didn't like what the fairy said last night, so he wondered if Dongfang Shuo had deceived him. guessed that Dongfang Shuo couldn't invite the queen mother, and he was afraid that he would be angry, so he found an immortal to replace him.
This Son of Heaven is also a famous and talented hero in history. Therefore, he was silent, and smiled at Dongfang Shuo and said: "Aiqing invited the Queen Mother to teach me the classics and health tips for several days, and I have been able to understand it." However, I heard that the peach in the Queen Mother Garden is the most abundant, and people can eat one, which will not only eliminate all diseases, but also prolong life. Because I saw the Queen Mother for the first time, it was inconvenient to ask for it. Aiqing, can you ask for a few on my behalf?"
As soon as Han Tianzi's voice fell, his face almost changed around Dongfang Shuodu.
When he got up in the morning and was called to do so, he felt that something was wrong, and after counting his fingers, he knew that there was a calamity today, but he should have done it in this matter.
The Queen Mother is one of the fairies in the world, and she lives in Yaochi, but she can't be seen lightly by a little fairy. What's more, the peach is a fairy product, except for the annual banquet on the birthday of the Queen Mother, there is nowhere to enjoy it, even he has only tasted a lower grade, as for the middle and upper grades, there is no chance to taste it.
However, if you don't agree at this time, or if you agree but can't ask for it, I'm afraid that the Son of Han Tianzi will think that the queen mother is not true, and he is guilty of bullying the king, and there is only a temporary promise at the moment.
I saw Dongfang Shuo dressed in a whole dress, rarely with a strict look, and bowed down and played: "Back to Your Majesty, the Queen Mother has been down for three days." He has returned today. But His Majesty demanded that the minister dare not disobey. The minister went to Yaochi, begged a few peaches to come back, and offered long live to taste. As soon as the words fell, the soles of the feet were clouded. Lifted off into the air.
The second fairy pulled his little hand and followed closely.
An Yi turned his head sideways and asked, "This is what you said was a good show?" and then said, "Why can't you see what's interesting in Poor Dao?"
The second fairy pursed his lips and finally explained: "This Dongfang Shuo must not dare to meet the queen mother, after all, he is just a little fairy." Moreover, the Han Emperor was heavy on martial arts, and he was mostly disliked by the Queen Mother. If Dongfang Shuo hadn't had a brain convulsion, he would definitely not be stupid enough to go and ask for it. ”
"And then?" An Yi's face was slightly different.
The second fairy flew closely with Dongfang Shuo, and he didn't pay attention for a while, but he smiled and said, "Of course he has to find a way after that...... You must know that although the emperor of the world has no mana, he cannot be offended lightly. If he can't do this well, he will have his own troubles. So I guess he must be going to discuss with the Penglai Scattered Immortals who helped him before. ”
"And then?"
"And then...... Then he didn't come up with a good idea, and then Dongfang Shuo should steal peaches. You must know that now the West is preparing to preach to the East, and intends to give a lecture on Buddhism first, except for the ordinary people of the Buddha who listened to the lecture, the rest of the immortals and true monarchs have also been invited. The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor are of course among them. And they couldn't refute Rulai's face, so they went to the west together with the major emperors and golden immortals. So now Yao Chi is silent. The ban on the garden is not very strict, and only a little god guarding the garden is left, with a few fairy children...... In short, it was a good time for him to steal peaches. ”
An Yi's eyes narrowed. At this time, there was some belief that these two goods were Nuwa. Dongfang Shuo knew that the matter of stealing peaches was widely spread in later generations, but in this world, it was something that had not yet been born, and these two goods were so clear as they had seen with their own eyes, and the attainments of estimating one were extremely profound. In addition, the secrets of Buddhism are not even recorded in Journey to the West, but these two fairies can understand it so clearly......
"Are you also invited?" An Yi suddenly asked.
The second fairy head didn't reply: "Cut." Borrow him a few guts, and he won't ...... Woo......" At this, she suddenly covered her mouth, and her eyes rolled. He said, "Hehe...... Actually, I listened to someone else, how could he invite me? I'm not qualified enough. ”
Comfort: "......"
It's the first time he's seen such clumsy acting!
While the two were talking, they had already followed Dongfang Shuo to Penglai Immortal Island, and the three of them fell from the clouds one after another, and An Yi looked at this legendary island first.
Penglai Xiandao refers to three islands, namely Penglai, Abbot, and Yingzhou, on which there are eight sections of Changchun scenery, and the flowers that are not thanked at four o'clock. An Yi looked at it wantonly, and now the fruit here is different from the Jigong world, and at this time, I just heard the two fairies introduce on the side: "This Penglai three islands are the gathering place of scattered immortals, and they are controlled by the three immortals of Fu, Lu and Shou. These three great immortals are all apprentices of Zhen Yuanzi, plus the scattered immortals are also known as earth immortals, so Zhen Yuanzi is known as the ancestor of the earth immortals......"
An Yi was really shocked this time, he didn't expect that there was such a relationship here, but he was more curious about the origin of these two goods. How do you know so many secrets...... Could it really be Nuwa? When he thought of looking at it from the side, he saw that the side face of the second fairy was bright and flawless, but the two big eyes seemed to be childish, dripping and spinning, and he couldn't help but shake his head violently, and personally extinguished the idea of "defiling the goddess". And at this time, the two fairies were still talking endlessly:
“...... You should know Zhen Yuanzi, right? He has a good tree. It can produce ginseng fruit, also known as grass and pill, and can live for 360 years when you smell it, and you can live for 47,000 years if you eat one...... Suck it, I'm hungry for what I said. However, the town Motoko often rests in his garden, and the ginseng fruit is not easy to steal...... Let's follow Dongfang Shuo to steal two peaches and eat!" said the second fairy, and his eyes lit up at the end.
Comfort: "......"
He really didn't know what to say, not to mention the strange remarks of the second fairy who explained Zhen Yuanzi as a town garden, and what surprised and delighted him the most was the sentence behind stealing two peaches to taste. The reason why he approached Sun Wukong at the beginning was not only because he wanted to see Bodhi, but also because he wanted to steal two peaches and rub the gourd nine turns of the golden pill when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace! Now this situation is the rhythm of the peach to arrive in advance?
An Yi was excited for a while, but he was still a little puzzled: "I said that the second goods, your cultivation is not low, so you haven't eaten a peach, why do you have to follow Dongfang Shuo to steal?"
The second fairy turned back suddenly: "What did you just call me?"
Anyi: "......", accidentally said bald mouth!
"Say, say it again, what did you just call me?" The second fairy looked puzzled: "It seems to be the second goods, right?"
"No, nothing ......"
An Yi is now very grateful for the cultural differences between ancient and modern, I thought that the opportunity of this peach would be missed because of a sentence of two goods, but I didn't expect that there would be such a turnaround, and his expression was whole at the moment, and he said nonsense: "Actually, the second goods are cute, well, that's it......! Only if the relationship is good, will the other party be called the second goods, I saw that you are such a youthful, beautiful, cute and invincible beautiful girl, I couldn't help but call out......"
"Really?"
"That's right!" An Yi tried hard to control his expression, and for this meal, he also fought hard.
The second fairy looked at him suspiciously, and was about to ask again, but at this time, there was a soft sound, and it turned out that Dongfang Shuo knocked on the door of a certain scattered immortal. The second fairy immediately forgot the doubts that had just arisen with an excited face, and pulled An Yi and said, "Soon, soon, we will have a peach to eat soon." ”
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Things turned out to be as expected by the second fairy, and the scattered immortals that Dongfang Shuo was looking for did not give him a good idea. And Dongfang Shuo was really a little crooked, and after walking a while out of Penglai, he suddenly remembered the attention of stealing the peach, and immediately went straight to the Heavenly Palace and went to Yaochi.
An Yi and the second fairy followed behind incognito, until they reached the top of the Heavenly Palace, An Yi remembered and asked: "Fairy, this stealing peaches is a big crime, right?
"It's not a big sin. The head of the second fairy did not reply: "The peach is divided into three grades, upper, middle and lower, with a total of 3,600 plants. The front 1,200 plants are the next grade, the flowers are small and the fruits are small, they are ripe for three thousand years, and people eat to prolong their lives, and their bodies are light. The middle 1,200 plants are of medium grade, the layer of flowers is sweet, it is ripe for 6,000 years, and people eat Xiaju and soar, and they are immortal. The back 1,200 plants are of the highest grade, purple veined nucleus, nine thousand years of ripe, people eat and heaven and earth with longevity, the sun and the moon with Geng. If Dongfang Shuo borrowed a few dares from him and didn't dare to steal the middle and upper grades, but only stole the lower grades, although the queen mother didn't like to be today's son, but the Son of Heaven was the emperor after all, and he was quite able to govern the world and contribute to the people. However, the Queen Mother is afraid that she will be worried that others will imitate him, and she will also punish him...... At most, it's going to make him a little frightened in the mortal world......"
While the two were talking, they had already arrived in the peach orchard. I saw that the ground was full of clouds, and the peach trees were scorching, and the fruits were pressed on the branches. It can really be described as "the fruit presses the branches and hangs the brocade, and the flowers are full of rouge on the trees." ”
There are strange flowers under the tree, do not thank you at four o'clock, there are buildings and pavilions on the left and right, and it is the residence of the great god who guards the garden.
An Yi raised his eyes and saw that there were several Shinto gambling in a small flower hall at the entrance of the garden, and he was immediately stunned. The second fairy didn't wait for him to ask, and explained on the side: "This job of guarding the peach orchard is really leisurely, after all, the peach in the queen mother's garden has never been stolen." But anyone who can steal peaches must have unbeatable skills, and those who have such great magical powers must belong to the true immortals of the upper realm. Every Pan Tao Conference, you can always participate. In this way, they will not be greedy and insufficient, and become a guest and then a thief. Besides, he has also lost his identity, and he has a shameful face......"
As he was talking, he saw Dongfang Shuo in front of him pressing the cloud head, turning into a girl, holding a flower hoe, a flower basket, and a crown, and walked in from the main entrance. He was not afraid of the sight of the great god of the garden. (To be continued)
ps: Sorry, just woke up......
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