Chapter 271: It's all a lie in the novel
There is no shortage of anything in the Lei family's villa, and the last thing that is lacking is weapons.
Lei Xiaohu personally took out a large number of machetes and bats from the garage, many of which were rusty, if it weren't for the special situation, he didn't plan to use these weapons again, and he didn't think about distributing them to others, which were all witnesses who had accompanied him through the "glorious years".
Lei Xiaohu picked up a machete with a wrapped handle, swished in the air, and said with bad intentions: "Okay, don't fight back, right?"
Zhang Nianzu smiled and said, "Don't pay it back." ”
Ah San and Li Erhu also surrounded him when they saw this, Ah San said suspiciously: "Brother Nianzu, it's a bit too big, right?" He saw that Zhang Nianzu didn't dodge the first time just now, and the broom pole was okay to say, if you really want to be cut by a knife, then it will be repaid?
Zhang Nianzu said: "Don't worry, I'm not so squeamish." ”
Lei Xiaohu was afraid of change, so he chopped down Zhang Nianzu's chest with a knife, Li Changgui stared at his blade, seeing that the blade was almost attached to Zhang Nianzu's flesh, he shot like electricity and used half of the wooden rod to support Lei Xiaohu's knife, and Zhang Nianzu's body brushed away.
Lei Xiaohu said angrily: "Does talking count, playing with me, right?"
Zhang Nianzu's face was covered with a cloth, but judging the situation just now by listening to the voice, he raised his head: "Changgui, don't stop him." ”
Li Changgui said worriedly: "Yes......"
Lei Xiaohu wrapped the handle of the knife with his hand with a strip of cloth, and tiptoed towards Zhang Nianzu, Ah San just wanted to remind him out loud, Li Changgui signaled him not to speak, according to his understanding of Zhang Nianzu, grandpa is not the kind of person who is boring and rash.
Thunder Tiger slashed down again, this time targeting the shoulder.
This boss of the road has rich experience in slashing people and being slashed, and has also experienced the sudden situation of slashing each other chaotically with the enemy in the dark, so he scoffs at such a thing as "listening to the wind and distinguishing the form". It is true that a person with many special encounters and a natural sense of smell for danger is not easy to be killed in the dark, until now, being approached quickly in an environment with insufficient light will still cause the vigilance of the thundering tiger, which is an acquired survival instinct.
But you said that you blindfolded me and let me cut it, and then you listened to the wind and dodged the knife, that is the plot that will only have in it, it only takes a few tenths of a second to cut it down, and you are not the director of life, at this time give a close-up of the shiny blade, and then give a close-up of the moving ear, the photographer takes the rail car in a circle, and the protagonist dodges in slow motion - you are thinking about fart eating!
It turned out that Lei Xiaohu was right, and no one could predict the existence of the knife by the faint voice. Everyone could see it clearly, the blade of the machete was next to Zhang Nianzu's shoulder, but at this moment, he quickly withdrew like a ghost before the blade cut into the flesh.
In other words, Zhang Nianzu dared to play like this based on such a concept: although I can't dodge in advance by sound, as long as I am fast enough, I can dodge the moment the knife hits me.
The most disappointing thing is the Thunder Howling Tiger, who obviously feels that the blade has been slashed, but he slid away at the critical moment, just like when you take a fork to fork an ice cream ball to eat, you fork it and find that it is a crystal ball......
Lei Xiaohu naturally won't take a break, and it was a few knives to turn his wrist, Zhang Nianzu stood and let him cut, every time he slipped away at the last moment, Lei Xiaohu became more and more angry, which would make Zhang Nianzu perform a real "listening and distinguishing shape" He will also take it, or give him a strong cut can also dissipate his anger, the bad is bad because he has to eat this crystal ball with a fork, just listen to the swishing knives flying on the field, Zhang Nianzu is ethereal like a light feather, not that he will not be stabbed, but the moment he is stabbed, he will fly away, Lei Xiaohu slashed people and cut people with red ears and red ears like a cow, and it is estimated that his blood pressure will soar to the top and die after a while.
Zhang Nianzu dodged and said, "Don't be idle, everyone else will come and cut me." ”
Li Erhu looked at it interestingly, and also picked up a machete and joined in. Qingfeng Literature
Lei Xiaohu was stunned for a moment, and shouted to Li Erhu: "If you want to cut it, you don't want to be off-handed!"
Li Erhu said: "No." "When he didn't attack, the knife was brushing in his hand and holding the knife flower, and it seemed that he had also practiced. These two people will hit head-on for a while, and they will be surrounded by front and back for a while, but they still can't do anything to Zhang Nianzu.
Ah San said: "Third uncle, let's go and have a good time." ”
Li Changgui nodded, and the two filled in two directions, almost besieging Zhang Nianzu to death for a while.
Theoretically speaking, a slippery jelly that does not lose its hand, one fork can't be forked, two forks can't be forked, and four forks must be foolproof from four directions, but Zhang Nianzu has such a ability: jumping high and low, flashing and moving, the blades of several machetes have been repeatedly pasted, and he has repeatedly been dodged by him in various incredible ways. He has been pondering the feasibility of this method for a long time these days, and today's experiment actually worked, the most dangerous thing is actually the first test of the water, he must take a bite to make the sensations on his skin active, and warm them up for the crisis, if the first knife by the thunder tiger to cut the goal of eighty percent of the old thunder will be achieved, but unfortunately he missed the opportunity to cut 999 level of a knife.
These four people on the periphery can be said to be masters at all levels, Li Changgui and they were worried that Zhang Nianzu would be injured at first, but later they missed more times and their hearts were also energetic, which can be described as full devotion.
Uncle Leopard saw that his palms were hot on the side, and he thought about trying it too, but considering that his current identity is a worldly master and he can't pull his face down, he can't help coughing and says, "Do you need me to end up in person?"
The four people were rolling around Zhang Nianzu in a stalemate, the four directions were saturated, and a brief tacit understanding and alliance had been established between them, and they didn't want anyone to make trouble again, Uncle Leopard took a few steps forward and happened to block the way for those people to exchange positions, Ah San pushed him on the chest and said, "Don't get in the way!"
Uncle Leopard only felt like falling clouds and was pushed away, staggered out more than ten meters, and when he was in mid-air, Uncle Leopard suddenly understood one thing: he was not outside the world, so he was not a master, at best he was a world......
Zhang Nianzu said: "If you have enough cuts, rest your hands." ”
Lei Xiaohu shouted, "It's never enough to cut you!" and accelerated the offensive even more as he spoke.
Zhang Nianzu smiled, stretched out his right index finger and poked his fingers in front of him and behind him, and heard a clanging sound, and the knives of the four people were broken by him one after another, and they fell to the ground one by one. Zhang Nianzu pulled down the strip of cloth on his face and said, "That's it for today." ”
Lei Xiaohu looked at the handle of the knife in his hand in a daze, and suddenly threw it on the ground angrily, and stepped on it like a child......
Zhang Nianzu took off his tattered shirt and carried it in his hand, turned around and went back to the house, his upper body was full of red marks, but there was no broken skin.
Li Erhu frowned and stared for a moment, and suddenly said, "There were a few knives just now that obviously felt like they were cut, and then they were slid away, what about you?"
Ah San said: "It seems to be ...... There are indeed one or two cuts like this, but I can't say it. ”
Lei Xiaohu jumped to his feet and said, "I'm busy chopping, how can I care about what I feel." ”
Li Erhu said: "Could it be that Brother Nian Zu has practiced some top-secret skills, and his kung fu has been completed?"
Uncle Leopard sat cross-legged on the ground and said quietly: "No matter how much kung fu you have succeeded, it's all a lie!"