Has anyone forgotten?

Damn it!

Whoever forgets the incompetent immortal deserves to die!

Death is too good for him!

On the streets of Cheongju, there was a beggar who sat there like a living Buddha in broad daylight, begging for food.

This person is the incompetent Great Immortal.

The reason why an immortal has become a beggar is because he has studied the world and learned about the suffering of the people in order to know the people's opinions. And it is not that they are forced by hunger and cold, self-willingly depraved, and persecuted by a difficult life. After this day's investigation, the incompetent immortal can be regarded as understanding, the so-called red dust and turbidity of the world's hearts are corrupt, there is no good thing, and the conscience is all eaten by dogs! What unity and fraternity, what mutual help, what I am for everyone and for me, that is all false and hypocritical! This world is rotten at all, just like a rotten sweet potato, rotten from the heart to the skin, rotten to the mold!

"Uncles, aunts and grandmothers, you are doing well, reward me with a mouthful of food...... and the reason why the incompetent Daxian, who has a deep hatred of the sea of blood, did not immediately go to Shangqing to take revenge and kill Fang Bad Shui'er, is because Shangqing Mountain is still far away, I heard that there are two hundred miles of land, and the incompetent Daxian is ready to prepare enough dry food before going: "I am the old, the next is small, with the last meal, one hunger is two or three days...... not to mention the work of asking for food, it is quite, right way: "Your ancestors accumulate virtue, you are old and blessed and long-lived, you always raise your noble hand, poor and pitiful, hum!" Phew!"

In the blink of an eye, the two uncles and the three second wives didn't even look at the incompetent immortals, which was quite unreasonable: "Poor fart! Men and women are different from each other. Heaven and earth are indistinguishable. The incompetent person can't get food, which has already hit the self-esteem of the incompetent immortal: "Go to death! Go to hell, don't pull out your tongue!"

The most infuriating thing is that the two copper plates were dropped over there, and a mouthful of spit was rewarded here!

And sneered, sneered, rolled his eyes, and said—

Little liar!

That's not right. If you don't reward it, you won't reward it, how can you spit it? Who is incompetent to deceive? Who is incompetent to deceive?

Incompetence is a holy place for Buddhism, a descendant of Nanshan Zen Buddhism, and an authentic monk!

Absolutely, absolutely, there is a number one!

"As I said, you won't be able to eat like this. There was an old beggar beside him, blind and deaf, and he was dying: "Poor boy, give." Eat. ”

A pair of dirty hands, like chicken feet. handed over half a black and hard bun: "This mouthful of rice is not easy to beg, the little old man has already said it, hey!"

Can this be eaten? Feed the pigs and pigs without eating it, how can it be reasonable!

The incompetent immortal shook his head proudly, saying that he would rather die than eat such food, and only sat upright, with a solemn appearance.

The old beggar sighed, and there was nothing to say.

He sat like an uncle, wearing a satin robe with a red background and gold silk flowers, a fat bald head with a black and shiny reunion hat, a fat head with big ears and white and tender, and a belly like a pregnant woman in October, obviously a little rich man, completely a big nouveau riche, if such a person can get food, it is really unreasonable, even if he tells him the sky: "Uncles, aunt and grandmother-" This is called learning and selling, incompetence is not believing, incompetence is omnipotent: "The little monk is incompetent, in order to eliminate hunger and thirst, he eats from all directions, and the monk asks for nothing, the donor should accumulate great merits, a bowl of gruel and a bowl of rice, incompetent and willing to cultivate all goodness, there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was shocked, this is not asking for food, this is fasting, giving is charity, and you can accumulate merit!

So a group of uncles and two grandmothers came up, and they said that you give to me, and the silver is like a sea on the spot.

One of them spat out!

In these years, he pretended to be a monk with a shaved head, either a monk or a nun, and he deceived and deceived all day long, and a set of words had long been used indiscriminately: "Vomit - hateful!"

It can be said that the passing years are unfavorable, and the Buddha is defiled, and the incompetent immortal is furious, and he pats his thigh and jumps up: "Go to death!

"In front of the public, don't mess around here!" Suddenly an official came, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he suffocated the fart of the incompetent immortal back into his stomach: "Xiao Wang, Xiao Li, take this splash down." Where the words fell, two more officials suddenly appeared, one holding a chain and the other holding a steel knife: "Slow!" The incompetent immortal shouted, straightened his chest and pointed out: "You, you, you two, don't move, if you don't want to die!"

"Ahem!" The incompetent immortal pointed at him and sneered proudly: "I know, you are an official!"

The official's face is white, the official's body is slender, and the official is forty people: "The size is also good, I am He Mingda." ”

"If you are an official, you must be the master of the people, and you can't bully people indiscriminately!" The incompetent Daxian looked majestic and said, "Do you know?"

"Yes. This is He Bantou, the deputy head of He back then: "If you are not the master of the people, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes." ”

"Huh, sweet potatoes, you like to eat them too?" the incompetent immortal touched his chin and hesitated: "Are you a sweet potato......?

"Hehe, okay, no joke with you. "This is simply a blind stream, flowing here, He Bantou read a lot of people: "You are abducted and deceived in this pit, and you beg ...... without a license"

"Slow!" exclaimed Impotence, quite confused, "What?"

"Officials have official cards, and beggars have begging orders, you see. He Mingda took out a copper waist card, shook it, and said with a smile: "Hong Bagong, where is your brand?"

"In! in!" Hong Bagong was the old beggar, and he trembled and took out a wooden sign: "Lord He, please take a look." ”

"Fart!" Impept laughed, swallowing mountains and rivers angrily: "I don't have it!

"If you don't, I'll take care of it. This official is unusual, how can the incompetent immortal know who he is: "Xiao Wang, Xiao Li, don't do it yet?"

"Hahaha!" "Impetuous, laughing wildly, angry: "Dare to move me?" Hahaha! Do you know where this immortal is, uh, where is it sacred? Bang papa!" said and slapped his chest, and looked at himself in all directions: "Ben Xian, that has a background! Do you think I'm here to ask for food? You still think, haha! Laugh to death!" He let out a long breath and took a deep breath from himself: "Okay! If you want to find death, let you die to understand, this immortal is incompetent, but in the sky, the immortal descends to earth! I'm scared, and I know ......."

"He Ye, I think this kid has a sick brain, or—"

"Yes, yes, He Ye, look at him strange and pitiful, hey!

"Nanshan Zen Buddhism, wordless monks, this, sizzle-"

"No, mad monk!"

"Just kidding! No way! How could Nanshan Zen Buddhism come out with such scum, look at him-"

“...... Do you dare to provoke me? You, you, and you! Quickly kneel down and kowtow and beg for mercy! Hmph, there are a lot of immortals, and you will be spared death, if you don't obey me, whew! Eighteen Arhats! Descend the dragon and subdue the tiger! Hahahaha! If you are frightened, I will know ......."

"He's sick, don't look at it!"

"Leave him to his own devices, why bother with an idiot?"

"What's wrong?"

"I have a headache!"

"Fan Mansion Grain-Boom Boom! Fan Mansion Grain--Fan Mansion Grain-"

"Put grain again, Master Fan is really rich, this is so much grain that there is no place to put it, and he uses it to do good deeds every day!"

"It's the New Year! It's the New Year!

"Meat buns? And red envelopes? I said who is that, the fairy master, I'm going to catch up with you here, yo! I'm running away, wait for the eighth princess I-"

"Rush Rush! Kill, Kill, Kill, Ahhhhh

This is the extremely short begging career of the incompetent immortal, the so-called heaven does not help everyone to help themselves, and if they can't ask for it, they will rob him!

The reason why a beggar has become a robber is because heaven and earth have lost justice, people's hearts are not ancient, and the world is cold.

It is to fight for justice in the world, and it is not forced to go hungry and make a living.

It must be noted that Fan Guizhi was the first good man in Cheongju City at this time.

Also, the richest man. (To be continued......)