Chapter 161: Beauty Whip A farce
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"It's time!' The 'Six Brothers of the Four Directions Mountain' are out!"
It's late at night, the stone wall of the dragon pond has been overcrowded before, fortunately, the warrior monks of Yunlong Temple have a strong ability to act, they have long been separated from an open field at a distance of about seven zhang in front of the stone wall, which is the limit that the Moro giant demon can bear, and it will fall into the deep alert when it goes forward, and when it reaches five or six zhang, it begins to shout and raise its claws to scratch itself.
There is a regular queue in front of the venue, there is a special monk who lights incense and shouts, and the master of the Yunlong Temple is responsible for witnessing and supervising, the master of the law is sitting on a futon, and the air is standing next to him, but if there is time to do it and want to rely on it, he will take action, and throw those people out of the field with the empty Buddha handprint like a chicken.
Although the night is already deep, the whole valley is full of people, especially the stone wall is brightly lit as day, and the appearance of this Moro giant demon at the end has undoubtedly given the entire rivers and lakes a shot of chicken blood mixed with mint honey.
Although this temporarily organized conference looks like a farce, there is no way for Yunlong Temple to move this way, after all, they are only asking about the rights and wrongs of the rivers and lakes now, and it is difficult to come forward to stop it, so they can only make this decision, but they did not expect that the situation will slowly start to get out of control.
At the beginning, they wanted to use this conference to make everyone die, but everyone was greedy, and this conference that lured demons out of the hole gradually turned into a talent show from the initial shouting and abuse.
If there were shrewd people in the first group, they had already realized the way here after seeing the appearance of the people in front of them. If you want to lure Namora out by herself, you can't do it, so you can only rely on bait, so many people quit temporarily. Like the rest of the world, they are stepping up their search for something that is jealous and tempting of youkai.
And the rest of the more people continued, and there were all kinds of tricks, and I don't know which grandson spread the rumor, saying that the monster can understand human speech, so some people told jokes to him, singing, dancing and even playing sensational, and some people went up and said: Hello Brother Moro, first introduce myself. I am an ordinary scholar from a remote mountainous area, I have loved music since I was a child, and I feel that I can't live without music in my life. How difficult it is for my family, I came this time to bring you out in exchange for a bounty, and when I walked out of the house, my old mother was seriously ill. I wanted to stay and take care of her. But she cried out tears and said to me, 'Go boy, I'm sure you can do it.'" I, I, her old man's only hope is to be able to see me get ahead, I just want to prove myself to everyone here, I can, I hope to be able to get your affirmation!
It was really touching to say it, not to mention the reaction of Moro in the stone wall. But there were many demon hunters around him who were moved by him speechlessly, so. After the man had finished playing a bleak huqin and singing it, the Moro Troll was not lured out by him, but it drew applause from everyone and a small reward.
And after this incident, the people who took it behind looked at it and thought about it, at least in the end, they didn't return empty-handed, so what happened after that can be imagined.
From singing and dancing, to juggling stunts, to swallowing long knives and steel spears to stab the throat and chest and crushing boulders, all kinds of talents are really endless, only to see the surrounding demon hunters can't help but applaud, only to see the monks of Yunlong Temple can't help frowning, that is, the master of the law is deeply determined, otherwise it is estimated that he will be as worried as the empty tooth flower.
The monk looked at these unashamed goods, do you still expect these guys to fight against the Tai Sui Demon Star?
But they really can't help it, after all, the rules are here, so they have no right to interfere, they can only watch this farce continue.
And everyone was really feasting their eyes on this, even those failed demon hunters couldn't bear to leave, so they stayed here, and the venue was covered with three layers inside and three layers outside, and the three of them were also watching the excitement at the time.
But then again, this multi-day farce was not for nothing, and after careful observation, they did get some useful information.
First, the timid Moro monster can really understand people's speech, but because it is a different species, it is not interested in people's jokes and sad things, and the person who came up before was miserable, which made many people cry, but Namoro's eyes widened and he was confused, and he said, "You are sick, your mother is sick, and you still come to participate in the competition."
But he did understand people, because there was a man who wanted to distract him while talking to it, and when the man said that the stone on it was going to collapse, the guy looked up.
However, the man eventually stopped at the four battles, because the monster was very vigilant, which is the second point, it was always on the alert, and if something was wrong now, it would make the ghost cry wolf and cry and kill itself.
Thinking of this, Shisheng suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with this competition, because after receiving the apocalypse, he naturally understood that everything in the world existed in the world, and even this Moro was no exception, and if it continued like this for a long time, he would definitely be able to find its flaws, not to mention that there was a secret weapon in the burden behind him now.
So, let's keep looking down, and think of it as entertainment beforehand.
The book is back to business, and after seeing the six 'Sifang Mountain Shenyong Six Brothers' who performed on stilts and stacked Arhats, the next thing on the stage was a young and beautiful young woman, this young woman was dressed in a black dress, outlining the moving lines, black clothes bandeau chest, under the light of the fire, the slightly exposed snow-white cleavage made the surrounding men breathe quickly and dry mouth.
Someone recognized the woman's origin and exclaimed, "The widow whips Fan Xiaoxiao!"
After hearing the woman's origin, everyone's hearts tightened, and even more, some big men had begun to drill the cool breeze on the back of their necks.
Liu Bolun blinked, then took out the wine gourd and took a sip of wine, and then said casually: "Hey, those people's reactions are so big, why is this little girl's nickname so aphrodisiac? ”
After saying this, Liu Bolun took a blow from the white donkey and kicked his hooves. The pain was so painful that he bent over and couldn't speak, and Li Hanshan said to him: "You don't know? Her nickname is 'Widow's Whip', and her name is Fan Xiaoxiao, and this woman is very powerful. ”
It turned out that this Fan Xiaoxiao was also a person in the rivers and lakes of the previous generation, learned from the Nanyue faction, and was the daughter of the head of the Nanyue Thief Sky Cave. So she was obscure until half a year ago because Xia Zhenjiang had a private meeting with other women behind her back, and she was furious after she appeared. After beating her husband and her concubine to death with a steel whip, she officially made a comeback, and threatened to kill all the people who betrayed her wife in the world, so she became famous. And she basically kills men who have families. Hence the title 'widow's whip'.
That's what happened. The three of them thought.
And seeing that Fan Xiaoxiao walked to the stone wall seven feet away, before he could do it, it had already attracted a burst of applause, the beauty of the woman is popular everywhere, at this moment, everyone hopes that this woman will take off her clothes to lure Namoro out of the hole, what a beautiful picture it should be.
But the method used by the widow's whip surprised everyone.
I saw that Fan Xiaoxiao stood firm and smiled charmingly at Moro in the distance, but the Moro Giant Demon ignored her. After all, shemales have different paths, stunners in the eyes of people. In the eyes of the monster, it's just a weirdo on a long chest with two butts.
And in the face of this contemptuous look, Fan Xiaoxiao was not annoyed, only to see her smile lightly again, and then took out the seven-foot steel whip on her back and smiled sweetly at Namoro, and then said softly: "Hello monster, the slave family came this time to tell you a story, do you know how we deal with the kind of monster that kills people without blinking?"
Na Mo Luo was stunned for a moment, and a murderous aura suddenly appeared in the eyes of Fan Xiaoxiao, who was full of smiles, and she smiled and said: "Actually, it's nothing, but it's just to be caught first, cleaned up, and then tied to a case, well, it's probably that big." ”
As she spoke, she gestured with her hand to the size, and everyone present was attracted by what she said, including Namoro, but the more it listened, the more wrong it became, only to see that Fan Xiaoxiao stretched out his fragrant tongue and licked the steel whip in his hand, and then said: " Then it's time for the main event, and then I'll first coat it with honey, I like sweet babies, hee-hee, and then use a knife like a slice of fish to carefully slice the mouth, and then use this whip to dip it in chili flakes, whip by whip, the flesh is blurred, haha, it's enjoyable, the honey will attract bugs, a bunch of piles, and finally I smoke and crush, whew, it's so hot, every sweat soaks the slave's clothes, do you want to taste this taste?"
In fact, when the woman was halfway through, Namoro couldn't stand it anymore, and saw the cold sweat on its face like the men present, and it couldn't close its big mouth, as if the terrifying picture had appeared in its head, although it was just fiction, but the woman's information had occupied Namora's head, making it tremble, and even showing a restless appearance for the first time.
This method of using language to psychedelize is the first illusion in the world, which is what later generations called 'hypnosis'. At that moment, they only appeared in the void and the world, and it turned out that this woman really had some means.
And when the woman saw that the time had come, she suddenly stared at the phoenix, and threw the whip down, with a loud bang, and then shouted loudly: "Do you want to, if you don't want to, get out of the slave family!!"
This cold man's throat moved the real power, and everyone present was shocked, and after receiving this fright, Namoro really subconsciously took a step forward, and just when everyone was startled again, Namoro suddenly came back to his senses.
I saw it let out a terrible scream of 'wow', and then stopped crying, and then began to scratch itself lifelessly, it seemed that it was really frightened, so it worked harder than before.
The monk next to him was afraid that Namoro would hurt the prophecy, so he hurriedly terminated Fan Xiaoxiao's qualification.
And her attempt this time gave a lot of inspiration to the people in the queue behind her, yes, there was still the trick of confusion available, so those people began to ponder again, intending to change their plans.
By this time, it was almost dawn.
Coming after the widow's whip was a big man. Obviously, this man came prepared, but when he came to the scene, he first saluted the crowd. Then he put his hands behind his back and roared: "Come on, bring things up!!"
This person has a loud voice, and he should be a master of the house. As soon as he finished speaking, a group of people behind him hurriedly came over with burdens, and everyone looked at him with a stern expression, thinking that this person was a long-famous master of the world, so they didn't dare to underestimate him when they thought of this, and they were all curious about what kind of magic weapon would be in this bamboo basket. And at this moment, I saw the big man bending down and pulling his horse with great spirits, and yelled at the monster in the crack of the stone: "Huha!!"
It's about to begin! Everyone stared intently at the strong man. But what they never expected was that the strong man immediately made them swallow and smear involuntarily.
I saw him yelling: "Bah, demon, I've been trapped for so long, and I'll ask you if you're hungry? What I have in store for you today is. Steamed yellow duck, roasted four white, lightning strike green dragon, beef brisket with Qiao sauce, big elbow, small elbow, crystal elbow stewed with five flowers, four dried fruits and four candied fruits. Eight plates of birds are on the table, and prawns are popped from all over the world. Vinegar and sweet and sour meat, nine turns of mandarin duck stew, ten complete meatball soup ........................"
Damn, what kind of master is this, it turns out to be a cook.
Everyone was speechless for a moment, to say why this thing is so loud, it turned out that he had been practicing in the back kitchen, and Master Fa Yan saw that now even the chef was mixed in, it is conceivable that the news of this Moro has already been heard in the streets, in order not to let these idle people who want to try their luck continue to be embarrassed and conspicuous, Master Fa Yan finally couldn't sit still at this time, only to see him bow his head and cough dryly, and it was difficult to understand, and hurriedly waved his hand to let the disciple of the incense stop the name of the cook's dish.
At that time, those demon hunters were also angry and funny, thinking that who would be led out by your dish? And Liu Bolun was embarrassed to pull the drooling Shisheng who wanted to rush forward, and at the same time smiled bitterly in his heart: God, can it be a little more reliable, is this world really hopeless?
The cook seemed very dissatisfied with the interruption of his pitch, but he also understood that he had come because the drunkard had come not to drink, so he shouted loudly at the end of the scene: "The food is still fresh, and the monsters don't eat it, and the price is fair!
The monks of the southern kingdom all bowed their heads in shame, but the words of this cook seemed to really speak to the hearts of those demon hunters, to say that they came to this poor country since they came, and they ate dried meat cakes, and they have been vegetarian for a long time, how can they not be tempted by the good food now?
So the men who had gone down rushed forward to rob them, and the cook made a lot of money, humming a little song and flashing with his buddies, while Shisheng ran back with an elbow in his mouth, chewing and watching the farce unfold.
And the methods used by the next person on the field were nothing new, laughing and scolding, seeing that the sky in the distance was already white, and at this moment, Liu Bolun said to Shisheng and Li Hanshan: "It's almost time for us to become a few brothers, what are you finding?" Hanshan, don't you say that the things you found are very powerful, now take it out and let us have a preparation." ”
I saw Li Hanshan yawn, nodded, took out a silver wire glove from his arms, and after putting it on, he carefully took out a small bottle, only to see him open the lid of the bottle, twist it in with two fingers, and then raise his hand There is a thin line of translucent between the two fingers.
Liu Bolun and Shisheng asked him what this was, and Li Hanshan said with a smile: "I found this thing in Lingnan, I used to pass by there when I went down the mountain to practice, there is an ancient tomb occupied by a spider monster, but because it doesn't hurt people, I didn't hurt it, this silk is the silk of the spider monster, and it is very sticky and can't be taken off if it is stained." ”
understood, the two couldn't help but admire Li Hanshan's heart as fine as silk, it turned out that he wanted to take advantage of Namoro's inattention, send this spider silk to the stone crack with anger, and then pull it out like a fishing reeling line when the spider silk sticks to the monster's body.
Sure enough, it's a good means.
After listening to Li Hanshan's words, Liu Bolun smiled casually: "Compared to your method, I want to use it much more violently." ”
While speaking, I saw Liu Bolun also take out a bottle about two taels from his sleeve.
"It looks like wine. Li Hanshan asked.
"That's right, it's wine. Liu Bolun smiled, and then said, "Do you remember why I went to Doumi Guan back then?"
As early as when the three of them first met, they already knew the purpose of Liu Bolun becoming an immortal, and it seemed that he, a drunkard, was only interested in wine. As we mentioned in the previous book, when Liu Bolun was young, he met a mysterious beggar who taught him magic in a dream, and showed him the way. He has to find five kinds of wine to become an immortal, and now for Liu Bolun, it doesn't seem to matter whether he becomes an immortal or not, but the wine is something that he can't give up.
In the course of his travels, he had gathered three wines, and he said that the fourth wine would be made, and now he said it. Mo doesn't mean ............
"Is this your fourth wine?" asked Li Hanshan.
"Yes and no. Liu Bolun smiled, and then said: "This fourth bottle of wine still owes a 'wine lead', and this bottle can only be regarded as its original puree." It's not the final form yet, but even so, it's the strongest liquor in the world, trust me. You don't have to drink it. Just one sniff and even a monster will get drunk for a day. ”
It turned out that he wanted to use the wine of this bottle of wine to get the Moro giant demon drunk, Li Hanshan said: "You can think of this trick, then it depends on which of us can succeed, dare to compare?"
"Who's afraid of you. Liu Bolun laughed, and then said to Shisheng: "Let's compare the three of us together, and see whose tricks can succeed, by the way, what did you find?"
Liu Bolun and Li Hanshan looked at Shisheng. And Shisheng was stunned at that time, and the burden in his hand had already been opened. But the wooden box was gone.
In its place was a stone, and there was clearly a trace of rough stitching of twine on the baggage.
"What did you find?" I saw Liu Bolun blink, and then said to Shisheng: "What is the use of this stone?"
How do I know what's the use! I was obviously stolen by someone, okay? Shisheng opened his mouth, and the bone rod of his elbow fell to the ground, and he was shocked, thinking that it must have happened when he was rushing to buy meat in the crowd, because there were many people at that time, and he was careless because of his gluttony, so people took advantage of the chaos to give away the contents of his baggage.
It's just that who did this? Shisheng subconsciously turned his head, looking around, there was a vast sea of people, damn, where is this thief?
And after learning that the blood snail found by Shisheng was stolen, Liu Bolun hurriedly said: "Why is it so careless, but fortunately, any thief is stupid enough, and he actually stole it to grandpa's house, Hanshan, let's see which guy who doesn't have long eyes stole it." ”
Indeed, they have Li Hanshan who is not afraid of this kind of thing at all, after all, Li Hanshan is proficient in the divination method obtained by the Apocalypse, and it is not a matter of minutes to find that person?
"What do you say about the big calculation, and how do you say the small calculation?" asked Liu Bolun and the two of them.
Li Hanshan said: "I have all kinds of means in my mind now, but generally speaking, I can calculate whether the person is still here and when he will appear, and if I do a big calculation, I can calculate what this person looks like, but I have to deduct the relative lifespan." ”
His so-called 'big calculation', in fact, the name is naturally not called this, this is Li Hanshan's strongest prediction technique, simply put, he can predict a qiē thing that will be born in the future for a period of time, this trick has actually been used by him a long time ago, but later he only appeared after in-depth cultivation, it turns out that every time this skill is used, it will pay a corresponding lifespan, that is to say, predicting a qiē after half an hour, it will cost half an hour or even half a year or five years of life.
The way of heaven is for the public, after all, his method is too powerful, so the way of heaven naturally cannot be used at will.
Liu Bolun said: "Killing chickens with a cattle slaughtering knife, a small calculation is enough for us to catch that grandson and pinch out the dough powder." ”
That's right, in terms of the strength of a few people at this time, all the demon hunters and cooks present are not their opponents, as long as they calculate when that kid will appear, it won't be a matter of being caught?
And Li Hanshan nodded, only to see his right hand rubbing on his clothes, and then began to fly and calculate, after a while, I saw that he suddenly frowned, and subconsciously exclaimed: "What's going on?"
(Two more and one more is over, 6,000 words, this chapter has been said twice, and I now know that the original 'widow 1 woman' is now a sensitive word, and it is a * sign when it is typed, and I have seen it for a long time...... What's that, there's another thing, it seems that tonight's reward after twelve o'clock or something is a double reward, so here is a cheeky request for a reward after twelve o'clock, there is nothing wrong, it is the one who asks for a ticket and asks for a reward............ Thank you all for your support, thank you!) (To be continued!)