Chapter 400: Huang is really tired of riding a horse
After listening to Kong Xiuru, Zhao Xuan had already roughly understood the matter here, especially the holy relic of the Shouyi clan, which made his heart move, and said, "Where is that thing now?"
Of course, Kong Xiuru knew what "that thing" meant, glanced at Sun Shangwu, and coughed dryly: "In the hands of Brother Shangwu." ”
At this time, Sun Shangwu was still messing with Catherine, only to see Catherine pouting for a while, flattering for a while, expressionless for a while, and cold for a while, while Sun Shangwu always had an expression of preferring to die, as if Catherine was going to force him.
Zhao Xuan wondered in his heart, it stands to reason that such an important thing as the sacred relics of the Shouyi clan could be handed over to Sun Shangwu with confidence?
Seeing the stalemate between the two there, he couldn't help but shake his head and said, "Okay, don't make trouble, Brother Shangwu, let's take out that thing and show it to Poor Dao." ”
When Sun Shangwu heard this, he immediately jumped over, put his hand into his arms, took out a piece of yellow cloth, and said: "What do you mean to stop making trouble, who is making trouble? Is it good for her to make trouble! Dao Chief, you came just in time, hurry up and help me, Lao Kong They are not people, they only know how to look at my jokes!"
He complained here, but Catherine didn't give Zhao Xuan any face, and said with a cold face: "We haven't made your matter clear, why should I listen to you!"
"Yes, you two go on. Zhao Xuan took the yellow cloth and pushed Sun Shangwu back again without any restraint, and heard Sun Shangwu shout with grief and indignation: "Daoist Zhao, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!" But his body was controlled by Catherine, who was pouting.
No matter how the two of them fought, Zhao Xuan focused on the things in his hands. I saw that this so-called "holy relic" was really a piece of yellow cloth, but half of it seemed to be missing. I don't know what it's made of. The cloth is like cloth but not cloth. It looks sturdy. And the golden cloth is embroidered with two blood-red characters. Zhao Xuan couldn't help but be shocked.
Those two words do not belong to the main world, and he doesn't know whether they belong to this world or not, but he knows that these two words are similar to the ancient Chinese seal. vaguely recognizable, it seems that it should be the word "sealed".
Seals?
Sealed for hiding, showing for present, one hiding for one. Chicken feathers?
Just when his eyebrows were furrowed, Kong Xiuru said on the side: "Dao Chief, this text does not belong to this world, nor is it our world, Dao Chang may know it?"
Zhao Xuan nodded, and said a few nonsense, saying that it was similar to what he had seen in some kind of ancient classical collection, and the words written on it were translated as "seals". Then he asked Kong Xiuru if he knew what he meant.
Originally, he thought that one person was short, and two people were long. wanted to get some inspiration from Kong Xiuru, but Kong Xiuru couldn't figure out his head than him. The same is true of Li Shu, Ye Wan'er, and Ye Hehua. As for Sun Shangwu...... He and Catherine were "lingering" next to him, and he didn't care about this. Of course, even if he can be taken care of, with his personality, it is estimated that he will not be able to put forward any favorable opinions.
However, this text can't help but make Zhao Xuanfu think about it in seal script, especially when he thinks of the news he got from Liu Yuanzong, could it be that the treasure of the demon clan is the other half of this thing?
He hesitated slightly, turned the piece of cloth upside down and looked at it for a long time, and couldn't help but ask in his heart: "Are you sure it's this thing? It's not clothes or something?"
Clinker, before his words fell, Kong Xiuru had already coughed dryly, his face was flushed, and even Ye Wan'er next to him was the same, Ye Hehua had a strange face.
Zhao Xuan almost couldn't hold back a mouthful of old blood, why did you say that you were okay one by one? But soon, he knew.
Compared with the embarrassment of Kong Xiuru and the others, Li Shu was generous and tight, and said with a gentle smile: "Master doesn't know, the clothes guarding clan respects women, and this fast cloth is...... The riding cloth of the Holy Maiden of the Clothed Tribe. ”
When she didn't speak, she didn't feel that this speech, especially the smile on her face, really gave people a rush like a spring light, and there was such a fan of great compassion and compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva.
However, when Zhao Xuan wanted to understand what the riding cloth was, his face suddenly became bad.
Riding cloth is not a cloth for horse riding, but a piece of cloth that ancient women carried on the crotch of their pants as a sanitary napkin when they came to their aunts!
At this moment, Kong Xiuru's face regained some normality, and he coughed dryly: "That...... Miss Li has already said that the Shouyi clan respects women, that is, a matriarchal society. So ......"
So your sister, so!
Zhao Xuan almost slapped the cloth on the face of Kong Xiuru.
He can understand the matriarchal society, and he can even understand the crotch of the relic. After all, isn't there a totem worship, in history, many tribes have used male and female genitalia as totems, and it is estimated that the Shouyi clan is one of the world. Moreover, Lao Tzu once said, "The god of grains is immortal, it is called Xuanyu." The gate of Xuanqi is the root of heaven and earth, which is continuous and does not use it diligently." Among them, the word "牝" refers to female genitalia, which shows that this thing is not unusual. But is it really good for Nima to call riding cloth clothes?
That's okay, after all, this holy relic contains the souls of your ancestors, and Nima lets them soak their aunts in the crotch of their pants every day, making sure they won't run out and whip you in anger?
Belch...... Although the eldest aunt doesn't come every day, it's enough to stand a few days a month!
Inexplicably, Zhao Xuan felt a pang of sorrow for the two disciples in the "holy relics" sent by the gods.
It's such a bully!
The people of the clothing tribe have their own beliefs, and it feels nothing to stay in the crotch of a woman's crotch and drench your aunt, maybe there will be a perverted sense of sacredness. But Zhang Bairen and Jin Yaoci are not so perverted, okay!
That's right!
Since they have snatched all these things, Zhang Bairen and Jin Yaoci should not have drenched their aunts, right?
Thinking of this, Zhao Xuan suddenly realized a very important question, and said with a strange face: "That...... This thing...... Who stole it?"
Whew!
In an instant, everyone's eyes converged on Sun Shangwu.
Sun Shangwu also said shamelessly: "Who else can be so brave except for this little master?" Let me tell you, if it weren't for the hundred forbearance at that time, they died...... If you go too fast, if you are powerful, you can save anyone. ”
Yes, it is estimated that it is useless to talk about courtesy, righteousness and shame with this second person who has not grown up mentally, I don't know what his expression will be if he goes back, his father and grandfather will know his "heroic" achievements.
But then again, this aunt's towel should not always be in the crotch, and it should have to be taken out when you use it. Otherwise, no matter how tasteless Sun Shangwu was, he wouldn't have thought of digging the crotch of a girl's pants.
Thinking of this, Zhao Xuan's mind suddenly appeared with the figure of the woman who had been captured and put away in his sleeve before, and his heart moved, and he waved his hand and said, "The holy woman of the Shouyi clan you are talking about, but this person?"
I saw that it was not only the woman who was released by Zhao Xuan, but also two stalls of feces and a few bubbles of urine. The originally heroic beauty was now weak, pale, and unconscious, and Sun Shangwu and the others exclaimed: "It's her! But Dao Chief, what have you done to her!"
Zhao Xuan was full of black lines and said, "I haven't done anything, it's been a few days, I should be hungry." Some of the people were stunned, and some were full of disbelief.
This unbeliever is Catherine except for Sun Shangwu, especially Catherine, who said with disdain: "I have long known that you are not a good person, even if you imprison people, you will ...... others."
"Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
Zhao Xuan knew that it was useless to explain, so he scolded secretly and said to Li Shu: "You prepare something to eat for her first, and I'll go see them." According to what everyone said, the souls of Zhang Bairen and Jin Yaoci are pinned on the "horse riding cloth", since Li Shu can communicate with them, it must not be difficult to replace him.
Farewell to everyone, he went into the house, closed the door, and then he had time to look at the yellow cloth.
Although this is a "riding cloth", which is quite disgusting, but the curiosity about this object, as well as Zhang Bairen and Jin Yaoci inside, still made Zhao Xuan endure the urge to throw it, and separated a wisp of Yuan Shen and entered it.
But in the vast golden light, thousands of blonde people with blank faces and no eyes in their eyes, looking at a man and a woman opposite in a daze. I can only hear the "Song of Hundred Forbearance" in the air for a while, the "Sutra of Saving People" for a while, and the "Song of Hundred Forbearance, the Song of Hundred Forbearance, what can I do if I can't bear to live in life?" I am now with you Song Hundred Forbearance, you should clap your hands and laugh!", and for a while it is "When Prajnaparamita is more", the classics of Buddhism and Taoism are all listed, and the fighting spirit of a bunch of blonde and blue-eyed crooked nuts is completely gone.
I have to say that the current situation of "suppressing a thousand with two" can be formed, and the Bairen Song is a credit, but it is more because of the Buddhist conversion to the law that Li Shu taught them.
This method does not have to recite Buddhist scriptures, Taoist scriptures can also be used, it is not limited to which religion, and it is just an alternative technique to be seriously speaking.
Spells like this are generally used when the Bodhisattva strength mount is used. For example, Guanyindu black bear, golden retriever, Manjushri green lion, Puxian white elephant, etc., the people and things that have been tempered may not really have a heart towards Buddhism, and there is a Buddha in their hearts, but they are forced to change their minds, which is the same as brainwashing. What Zhang Bairen and Jin Yaoci are doing now is to brainwash these otherworldly holy spirits.
Not...... It sounds like a pyramid scheme.
But no matter what, Zhang Bairen and Jin Yaoci's efforts are still very effective. In the face of thousands of people, they no longer resisted them, which made Zhao Xuan wonder, should he also come to such a hand, running the demon clan?
At this moment, Zhang Bairen and Jin Yaoci finally found that the Yuan Shen had entered, and he had manifested himself, and the two of them shouted in unison: "Master!" But when they chanted the scriptures, the thousands of people below immediately became a little disturbed, so that they had to recite the scriptures again. Just looking at Zhao Xuan's eyes, there is a meaning, which is clear: Why are you here now!
Zhao Xuan grinned and said to the two: "Not bad, when you subdue these thousands of people, this 'riding cloth' will become yours." ”
Zhang Bairen and Jin Yaoci all smiled bitterly, and Jin Yaoci shouted: "Master, why are you like this! Don't say cool words, help us!" When she spoke, Zhang Bairen read louder. (To be continued.) )