Chapter 17 There are shameless people every year
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Chen Feng and Hu Xiaoxian'er walked very casually, and there was no purpose, for Chen Feng, everything was fresh! And for the little fox, as long as there is Chen Feng, it is where Hongchen is, because this guy is vulgar, philistine, obscene, cunning・・・・・・ in short, he can get the most painful tempering in the world by following him.
Chen Feng didn't know how the little fox described him, and even if he knew, he would only shake his head and laugh, or tease the little maid who wanted to eat him, "I'm vulgar, I'm greedy for money, I'm cunning, what's the matter? You bite me? But I don't admit to being obscene, at least I know that I have to draw the curtain in the bath!"
Chen Feng led the way in front, but in his mind he thought of the passage on the animal skin manuscript: "Since you have consciousness, why can't you control one or two of the body? Control the five senses and limbs, it is for the usual! Control the seven emotions and six desires, regard it as holy! Control the body is hot and cold, painful and itchy, and the metabolism of the new life is for respect! Control the soul in and out of the body, criticize the flesh and blood, is for the first glimpse・・・・・・ if you can grasp the mystery of body decay, get rid of life and death, do not enter the yin and yang, and get the secret of eternity, then you will ・・・・・・'
"What?" Chen Feng muttered to himself.
"Then make a fire to make food and prolong life, idiot!" The little fox leaned back directly, and the burden was like a big bed tied to his body, as long as he leaned back, he could lie on it. It looks very laid-back.
"Make a fire to make food and prolong life?" Chen Feng repeated, and suddenly felt suddenly enlightened, and waved his hand and said, "Then it's up to you, okay, you go and make a fire to make food! Young master, I'm really hungry."
Hu Xiaoxian sat up suddenly, widened his eyes and asked in disbelief, "You won't let me cook, will you?"
"Why aren't you going to cook?" Chen Feng sat on the big rock, plucked a dog's tail grass in his hand, and lay on it leisurely in his mouth, leisurely looking at the birds flying around in the sky, and asked rhetorically.
"Chen Feng!! you're too much, aren't you?!," Hu Xiaoxian roared in annoyance
"I thought it would be nice if we only had silver tickets, and you don't need to worry about making money anyway. Who knew you had brought all the things you had at home! Is this to my fault?" Chen Feng was still lying on the stone leisurely, and said very weakly, and he also closed his eyes, his voice became smaller and smaller, and he was almost inaudible.
"・・・・・・・" Hu Xiaoxian'er didn't say anything, but smashed the huge burden at Chen Feng
Chen Feng was filmed half to death, but he couldn't say a word, he was really underwhelmed! But the little fox couldn't beat him, so he sat on the ground and cried.
Chen Feng couldn't see a girl crying, even if Ahri was not a girl, at most she was a female child・・・・・・ but Chen Feng still had to go to dinner with a bow and arrow.
It wasn't until Chen Feng picked up the bow and arrow that he appeared, what a beautiful place this was!
Ahri's choice of camping site is really good, the scenery is beautiful, there is a water supply, a pool of water and a peach blossom, but there is no prey!
As a result, the birds in the sky can only dedicate their thin little bodies.
Chen Feng really claimed to be a master of academics and skills, and he only went out for half an hour, and he hit back more than a dozen fat birds. also took out a few nests of bird eggs by the way, and he really deserved to be a guy who had no children and grandchildren.
It's just that when he came back, he finally couldn't bear it anymore~ Hu Xiaoxian didn't do anything!
Only a huge burden was left on the shore, plus Hu Xiaoxian's clothes and pants. Uh~ and the plucked whisk.
Chen Feng stroked his forehead with his hand, admiring himself from the bottom of his heart, with a maid like Hu Xiaoxian, he could still live to such a big age.
Thinking so, Chen Feng tried not to listen to the damn sound of playing in the water and the silver bell-like laughter.
Chen Feng pulled the bird feathers vigorously and used Miss Hu's bath water to clean these poor birds.
Chen Feng's eyes glanced at Hu Xiaoxian who was taking a bath from time to time, and Hu Xiaoxian looked a little strange, "Yo! Dao Chief, don't you never eat this girl's set?"
"I'm thinking for a while that I'm going to use your bath water to cook bird egg soup, I don't know if you drink it~" Chen Feng took out the pot with an expressionless face, laid the peach petals and seven or eight bird eggs together, added salt and spices, and put them on top of the bonfire, and then put all the remaining bird eggs under the bonfire and buried them with soil, and then made a fire to roast the birds.
Chen Feng likes to eat cumin, so he came to this life and planted a lot of fragrant celery, with chili noodles, salt, sesame seeds, and some cumin. The taste of this roasted bird is simply amazing!
Although the fly in the ointment is that Ahri did not carry soybean oil on his back, so he could not roast the little bird golden brown, but the fat of the bird itself was also sizzling.
Although Ahri ate a stomach full of grapes, but after all, it was a vegetarian diet! For a guy like a fox who has no meat and no joy, naturally the temptation of barbecue is greater, she didn't have any intention to take a bath, so she casually wrapped Chen Feng's clothes, and ran over with a bounce, staring at the bird in a daze, like a child, constantly swallowing saliva.
The little fox stretched out his hand to grab it, but unfortunately what he got was a burst chestnut, "Go and dress up and eat again" Chen Feng gave a stern order.
Hu Xiaoxian had no choice but to pull his tail and turn around to get dressed step by step.
After quickly dressing up, when the two of them were finally around the bonfire and ready to eat, a lazy voice sounded, "The peach blossom source on the peach blossom mountain, the peach blossom garden can be cultivated." The Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep, and the landscapes, birds, and trees are all my sons. Huh, why does it smell so good?"
A handsome man came out of the dark night, Hu Xiaoxian took a bite of bird meat, looked at the man in a daze, and said, "Young master, this man is really a sassy bag! It's so cold at night, he actually holds a fan?"
"It's really a sassy bag, it's as idiotic as wearing sunglasses when you enter the house" Chen Feng is even holding a bowl of egg soup, and between eating and drinking, a master and a servant have already labeled this unlucky guest as "Sao Bao's idiot"!
"What!Xiaoqiang!!My pet, who is so ruthless, I pulled you so big, you were actually roasted!I've been looking for you for a whole day!Do you know!Xiaoqiang!You're dying so miserably~" When the man saw the bird on the grill, his voice was immediately full of sadness, and he pounced, grabbed the fattest bird meat roasted, and sat on the ground crying and eating.
Chen Feng and Ahri looked at each other, "There are shameless people every year, and there are especially many this year!"
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