[0826] two floors higher
Zhao Liang went up to the third floor to take a look, and saw a person meditating there, not knowing what he was pondering.
The invigilator on the third floor saw Zhao Liang coming up and said, "Congratulations to Gongzi for passing the test of the first two levels, this level is relatively easy, and the questions are very simple." ”
There were five people on the third floor, and now there is only one person, and it seems that those four people have passed the examination.
Zhao Liang said, "Please ask the girl to make a problem." ”
The invigilator said, "It is snowing heavily in the city today, please take this as the theme, write a song of snow, whether it is a seven-word poem, a five-word quatrain, the genre is not limited, it rhymes, it is best to have new ideas, if it is bland, but it can't pass the test, this Guan Gongzi does not meet the requirements of the three, please take this son as a warning." ”
When Zhao Liang heard this, he couldn't help but feel very disdainful of this Guan Gongzi who was scratching his ears and cheeks, Yongxue poems are not easy to write, I don't know how such a simple subject can be stumped, I really can't understand.
Zhao Liang felt that it was very hot in the house, walked to the window on the third floor, opened the window, and a cold wind swept in with snowflakes, making the invigilator and Guan Gongzi shiver.
Guan Gongzi said angrily, "Hey, it's so cold, how did you do it, why did you suddenly open the window, do you know that this will make people easy to get cold." ”
Zhao Liang couldn't help but feel the wind when he saw that Guan Gongzi was so weak, and teased, "This son, don't be so delicate, okay, this girl hasn't opened her mouth yet, you just shout cold, you are still not a man, besides, open the window, let you blow the wind, your mind will be clear, you don't look at the snowflakes, you can make a Mao poem, come over, stand here and look outside, and ensure that you will be inspired in a while." ”
Guan Gongzi heard that Zhao Liang had some truth, so he walked to the window according to what Zhao Liang said, only to see that there was a white expanse below, full of people, and there were a few dogs playing in the alleys behind the drunken fairy building, barking and being very excited, as if they liked snow very much.
I don't know if it was the cold wind blowing to wake up Guan Gongzi's mind, or the result of his hard thinking just now, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, and he shouted, "I have it." ”
Zhao Liang joked, "You have it, it's been a few months, a boy is still a girl." ”
Guan Gongzi had a bitter face and said, "Brother Tai, don't be joking, I said that I have poetry, not that I am pregnant, how can I be pregnant as a man." ”
When the invigilator on the third floor heard this, she burst out laughing, Zhao Liang was really funny, she had never seen such a humorous man.
"What is this son called? ”
"Under Di Renjie. ”
The invigilator said in surprise, "You are the big proprietor of Di's City." ”
Zhao Liang didn't expect that he was so famous, so he hurriedly pretended to be modest and said, "It's just below." ”
"Oh, I didn't expect Boss Di to be so young, I often go to Di's City, I especially like your rouge there, I think it's very easy to use, it's much better than the rouge in other stores in Bingzhou City. ”
"That is, our rouge was shipped from Jiangnan, naturally it is a high-quality product, if the girl goes next time, I will give you a 5% discount. ”
The invigilator exclaimed, "Really." ”
"That's a must. ”
"It's wonderful. ”
"Girl, you see that I have given you a discount, can you be accommodating and let me go directly to the fourth floor. ”
Guan Gongzi, who was writing poems, couldn't help but sweat when he heard it, don't treat me as good air, I'm working hard to write poems here, you just want to pass the test directly with a box of rouge, you are too shameless.
The invigilator on the third floor directly rejected Zhao Liang's idea and said, "Di Gongzi, I will treat your thoughts as if I didn't hear them, you better hurry up and do something." ”
Zhao Liang saw that the invigilator was quite principled, so she naturally gave up the idea of buying, and besides, in front of outsiders, even if she had this idea, she didn't dare to say it.
Guan Gongzi had already finished writing the poem at this time, and said to the invigilator, "Girl, this is the next verse, please take a look, I think it will definitely work this time." ”
The invigilator took it and took a look, only to see that it was written, "Heaven and earth are general, there is a hole in the river, the yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen." ”
Zhao Liang looked at it and praised it, "Yes, yes, this poem is written interestingly, without using a single word snow, but it is writing about snow, which has won my heart." ”
Guan Gongzi said modestly again and again, "Awards, awards, Di Gongzi opened the window just now, and it is also indispensable." ”
Zhao Liang arched his hand and said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." ”
Guan Gongzi asked, "Girl, can this poem be able to pass guò?" ”
"Guan Gongzi, this pass is your pass, please go upstairs. ”
When Guan Gongzi heard this, he quickly shrunk his shoulders and went upstairs, the window on the third floor was opened, it was really cold, his body was weak, if he stayed for a while, he would have to be cold.
"Di Gongzi, please compose a poem. ”
Zhao Liang traveled to the Tang Dynasty during this time, and also studied Tang poetry, but he really didn't have any talent for composing poetry, and just now he bribed the invigilator to try to get by, but in the end, he still failed.
Now, Zhao Liang has been forced to go to Liangshan, so he can only bite the bullet, he looked at the snowflakes fluttering in the sky, and suddenly remembered Uncle He's dozen oil poems in the Peach Blossom Garden, and couldn't help but be happy in his heart, the poems can be used directly.
Zhao Liang wrote, "One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces. ”
The invigilator frowned, I don't know what Zhao Liang wrote, is this also a poem, a five-year-old child would not write such a childish thing, is Di Renjie an embroidered pillow that is not useful.
Zhao Liangcai didn't care what the invigilator looked at him, and continued to write, "Five, six, seven, eight. ”
When the invigilator saw this, her brows furrowed even tighter, what is this, it's just bullshit.
Zhao Liang had an intoxicated face, as if he had written some great and peerless poem, and he continued to write on the paper, "Nine pieces, ten pieces, eleven pieces." ”
Seeing this, the invigilator was about to collapse, she sneered, and said to Zhao Liang, "Di Gongzi, you don't have to write it, I can guess the last sentence, it must be twelve thirteen or fourteen pieces." ”
Zhao Liang smiled and said, "No, no." ”
After that, Zhao Liang took a pen and wrote on the paper, "The scattered mud is gone." ”
When the invigilator saw it, she couldn't help but be happy, but she didn't expect Zhao Liang's poem to be even more surprised, the first three sentences are simply bullshit nonsense, but the last sentence has the effect of turning decay into magic, depicting the scene of heavy snow flying in the sky vividly.
Zhao Liang asked, "Girl, how is it, can this poem pass the test?" ”
The invigilator said, "Di Gongzi is really talented, I admire him very much, please go upstairs." ”
Zhao Liang breathed a sigh of relief, and finally got lucky, and he said to the invigilator, "Girl, remember to come to Di's City, I will give you a discount." ”
Zhao Liang went up to the fourth floor and took a look, only to see three people sitting there on the fourth floor with sad faces, all of them were at a loss, I don't know what the problem is on this floor, it seems that there are only two people who have passed this level.
The invigilator on the fourth floor said, "Childe, congratulations on passing the assessment of the first three levels of guò, this level mainly assesses everyone's rhythm, please make a song now, the subject matter is not limited, as long as I think it sounds good, even if it is passed." ”
Damn, this requirement is so simple, but it is still too difficult to do, and it is too difficult to compose lyrics and music on the spot.
Zhao Liangzhen doesn't have any musical cells, he grew up in Yishe, Jiang Ran can teach him to read and write, it's not bad, where can he teach him to compose lyrics and music.
Zhao Liang has been cultivating immortals for so many years, where does he have time to engage in these things, this is also the sun and the snow, such elegant things are really not something he can play.
These three stumped talents are estimated to be the same as his situation, although these people are full of poetry and books, but they are basically not very good at pronunciation, and some people even have incomplete five tones, where can they compose lyrics and music, this assessment is really difficult.
Guan Gongzi saw Zhao Liang go upstairs and said to Zhao Liang, "Di Gongzi, I didn't expect you to come up too." ”
When Zhao Liang heard this, he thought, what do you mean, do you think I shouldn't come up, this word is too unlevel, and at first glance it is the kind of nerd who can't socialize.
Zhao Liang didn't care about him, and asked, "Guan Gongzi, do you have any good ideas?" ”
Guan Gongzi shook his head and said with a wry smile, "I don't have any ideas, my father has made me study poetry and books since I was a child, and I have been exposed to any music, thinking that this is all a beautiful sound, I am ready to give up, I am just wasting time here." ”
"Those who know the times are Junjie, and it is gratifying that Guan Gongzi can recognize himself. ”
"Di Gongzi, take your leave. ”
After Guan Gongzi finished speaking, he directly gave up the assessment and went downstairs, it seems that this person is also a free and easy person.
Zhao Liang began to think hard about what kind of song to come up with, he would also sing a few mountain and wild slang songs, but he definitely couldn't pass the assessment, what to sing, this is a terrible question.
Zhao Liang suddenly thought that he had listened to a lot of songs after traveling to modern times, which came with the mobile phone that Zhang Min bought for him, he listened to a few songs when he had nothing to do, and he listened to a few songs often, and basically learned them.
One is the classic love song Little Apple, you are my little apple, no matter how much I love you, my little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life.
However, if Zhao Liang sings this song, it is estimated that a group of people will definitely be scorched by the thunder and will be directly eliminated.
Zhao Liang thought about it, and suddenly remembered a very good song, which would definitely shock the audience when it was sung, and the skills would be overwhelming.
In order not to make a fool of himself when singing for a while, Zhao Liang sang silently twice more in his heart, felt that it was almost over, and said to the invigilator, "Girl, I thought about it for a long time and composed a tune, you listen to it and see if it can enter your ears." ”
The invigilator said, "Okay, then ask Di Gongzi to sing a song for us, and we will listen to it." ”
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