Chapter 112: Little Tiger's Giant Pit
Li Mengyang carried Xu Ruorou on his back and followed the little white dog incarnated by Bai Jiongjiong, and sure enough, he quickly broke out of the Zhou Tian Lost Immortal Array, and came to the gate of the Immortal Mansion. Read and see the novel network update our speed first)
The two of them followed the little white dog of Sahuan, wandering in the picturesque Seventh Water Mansion, and hurriedly entered the Immortal Mansion, Li Mengyang got the Inner Dan of the King Kong Divine Beast, Lin Xue'er got the Earth Soul Grass, and Xu Ruorou was regarded as having Bai Qianjiong Ji among the nine true qi in the world, which can be said to have gained a lot.
Seeing that there was no danger, Xu Ruorou released Lin Xue'er and Bai Meijuan from the red peony again, Bai Meijuan had successfully built the foundation at this time, and even Yang Meijiao, who had been in a coma, also woke up, and at this time her dantian was also repaired and could be re-cultivated.
Bai Meijuan supported Yang Meijiao, who looked puzzled, and told her that it was Li Mengyang who rescued her from the seamless love prison, and told her that Li Mengyang was the new abbot of the Red Lotus Temple, and the Great Elder of Shadowless was rescued by him.
Yang Meijiao is the guardian of the Shadow of Beauty Yantang who belongs directly to the Shadowless Great Elder, of course, she knows that the abbot of the Red Lotus Temple is the guardian of the Xianghu Clan, one of the three giants, and her status is transcendent, so she supports her weak body, supported by Bai Meijuan, and barely dances the worship dance.
There is a difference between the worship dance and the worship dance of the Xianghu clan, the worship dance is only danced for the Xianghu King and the Nine-Tailed Fox King, and the worship dance is specially danced for the abbot of the Red Lotus Temple, and the solemn Cheng dΓΉ is second only to the worship dance.
Li Mengyang saw that Yang Meijiao insisted on dancing and worshipping, and he didn't stop her, the Xianghu clan is a stubborn and courteous and affectionate race, the grace of dripping water, the spring reciprocates, even if you receive a little favor, you will repay it twice.
After she finished the worship dance, he instructed her: "Gillian, you have to recuperate from your injuries with peace of mind, and strive to recover as soon as possible, I will take you to my master and your sister Yang Meixiang." β
Yang Meijiao was stunned and hurriedly said, "What? My sister Yang Meixiang is still alive?
Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Gillian, Xiao Xiangxiang is alive and well, she is already in the Yuan Infant Stage, and now she is the guardian of the Shadow of Beauty Cold Hall, and the Shadowless Great Elder of your Xianghu Clan was rescued by her and me." β
Yang Meijiao cried in surprise, she suffered three hundred humiliations, and finally looked forward to the news of her relatives, how could it not make her burst into tears!
Not to mention that Li Mengyang and others wandered around the picturesque Seventh Water Mansion, at this time, hundreds of people gathered in front of the Zixia Cave in Huashan, all of them were noisy, wanting to enter the Zixia Cave to see the rumored Xianghu Spirit.
Yang Xiaowu and Yang Xiaohu came out with all the brothers and blocked the gate of Zixia Cave, Yang Xiaowu raised the momentum of the Jindan period, and his eyes swept the audience coldly, the terrifying coercion made people frightened, seeing that there were masters of the Jindan period sitting in the formation, everyone suddenly dared not make trouble.
Yang Xiaohu leaned against the door, holding a piece of grass in his mouth, and said loudly: "Please don't believe the rumors, we don't have fragrant fox essence here, no fragrant fox essence here." β
Someone below answered: "We have seen it in the morning, everyone smells it, how fragrant this fragrance is, this must be the fragrant fox spirit." β
Yang Xiaohu said angrily: "What kind of nose are you?!That's the fragrance of flowers, can't you even distinguish the fragrance of flowers from the body fragrance of the fragrant fox spirit?"
A disciple of Huashan Luoyan Peak said: "Yang Xiaohu, don't pretend, I heard Yang Xiaohei say that they robbed more than ten fragrant fox spirits." Baidu search and read to see if the update is the fastest and most stable) Now just a few of you are cool, what about us people?
He and Yang Xiaohu and others were both disciples of Luo Yanfeng, but when there were benefits, Yang Xiaohu did not call him, so he was very angry.
"Yes, Yang Xiaohu, don't you forget your righteousness? Blessed for everyone to enjoy, and beautiful women for everyone to enjoy together, you can let everyone see and understand. "Another disciple of Huashan Lotus Peak.
Yang Xiaohu's eyes rolled and said with a smile: "It seems that it is useless for me to say anything, that's right, this brother is right, we did get a batch of fragrant fox spirits last night, and there are more than ten of them." These fragrant fox spirits already know everyone's intentions, so they are wearing makeup and dressing up, and they will come out to meet everyone in a while, please don't make noise for a while, don't make noise for a while, wait patiently, wait patiently. β
After finishing speaking, everyone really quieted down, and Yang Xiaohu pretended to go in and urge, so he closed the door with Yang Xiaowu and the others, and went into Zixia Cave to discuss.
After a long time, seeing that there was no fragrant fox spirit coming out, the crowd swelled again, and people kept knocking on the door, trying to forcibly break into Zixia Cave.
Just when everyone was making a fuss, Yang Xiaowu and Yang Xiaohu came out again, Yang Xiaohu said: "The fragrant fox spirits have all dressed up, but I hope that all of you will come in one by one, and they will perform wonderful shows, please line up, come one by one, come one by one." β
This queue was chaotic for a long time, everyone wanted to go in first to see the rumored Xianghu spirit, so they didn't give in to each other, Yang Xiaohu persuaded everyone to respect the old and love the young, let the children in the front, the elderly in the middle, and the elite in the back.
After a long time, the team was lined up, and Yang Xiaohu said to the children in front of him: "You little children, don't you have any hair? What do you see? You don't learn any well, how did your mother and father educate you? Don't you know that pornography, gambling, poison and poison have harmed people? Go home, let the old people go in and have a look, and taste it." β
Most of the children were well-behaved, so that the fierce and vicious Yang Xiaohu was frightened, and they left honestly, only a few Tepi, where else shouted: "It's my father who came to see me? β
"What kind of dad is this?" Yang Xiaohu was angry, "What's your father's name? Let the people in the county arrest you and parade you on the streets, and if you don't memorize the three-character scripture upside down, you won't be put back, hum. β
As soon as these leather children heard that they had to memorize the three-character scripture, their little faces turned pale with fright, and they all slipped away in the laughter of everyone.
Now it's the turn of the elderly, Yang Xiaohu said: "You old things who are disrespectful to the old, your teeth have all fallen out, why did you come here to make a fuss? You old guys should leave, don't take the time of young people, know that time is precious. If you're done with it, you old guys, it's not until the sun goes down. Don't go in and see the old guys. β
"Well, Xiaohu should not be rude, if you don't respect the elderly, the sky will thunder. At this time, an old man with white hair and beard said.
"Oh, it turned out to be Uncle Yang Dacheng, you came here to let the stunning fragrant fox spirit dance for you, let you be elegant, and you can boast in front of people, isn't that what you mean?" Yang Xiaohu said.
"That's exactly what it means, Yang Xiaohu's nephew, you make way for Uncle Shi and let Uncle Shi go in and open his eyes. Yang Dacheng said.
"Uncle Yang Dacheng, this is your mistake, you are a teacher, you should teach us how to cultivate self-cultivation, establish a correct outlook on life, values, and love, you are now taking the lead in watching beautiful women dance, look at your old meaning should be a striptease or something, right?"
Seeing Yang Dacheng nodding again and again, Yang Xiaohu said: "Uncle Shi, you are really an old shameless person, you have lived so old, and you are still so angry, are these words what you should say? !
In the laughter of everyone, Yang Dacheng's old face was flushed, so he had to pout two sharp mouths, muttered for a while, and left.
Yang Xiaohu said again: "All Huashan disciples don't join in this blind fun, will the future be long? Let these friends who came from afar have a good time, and then turn around and bring the brothers to open their eyes together, do you think it's okay?"
"No, Lao Tzu is going to see the fragrant fox spirit today!" the disciple of Luoyan Peak shouted.
Yang Xiaowuzheng's face was gloomy because he didn't see Bai Meijuan, and when he saw the disciple of Luoyanfeng say this, he didn't say a word, and grabbed the disobedient disciple of Luoyanfeng out of the crowd, and then began to slap the guy hard, beating the guy, his front teeth were flying all over the sky, and he didn't even recognize his mother, but he kept shouting: "Senior brother spare your life, senior brother spare your life, I don't look at it, don't look at it." β
All the disciples of Huashan knew that Yang Xiaowu was the number one master of Huashan, and he had entered the Jindan period again, and when he saw that disciple being beaten, they immediately dispersed.
Seeing that there were only more than 50 people left, Yang Xiaohu smiled and said: "Brothers, it will be your turn to do the rest, please show your passion and enthusiasm, and take a good look at the beautiful and fragrant Xianghu Spirit, ten taels of silver per person, the time is a quarter of an hour, now please pay the silver and go in for a good visit." β
Immediately, someone stopped doing it and said, "What?!, look at the fragrant fox spirit and pay ten taels of silver, why don't you go and grab it?"
Yang Xiaohu said with a smile: "Ten taels of silver is too expensive, Chang'an Yue, do you know? I went there last night, where it costs a hundred taels of silver just to enter the door, and those fragrant fox essences are all ordinary goods, and I have them all the best here, and there are more than ten of them." Everybody knows the temper of the fox spirit, right? If you take a small hand, touch your breasts or something, people won't be angry, maybe they will give you a fragrant kiss, throat kiss or something, and the emperor won't change it. If you want to play double fly, three fly, seven or eight fly, you can satisfy your addiction to being an uncle, and you can also brag about it when you come out. I can tell you that you won't have a chance after today. β
There are a few people who are still reluctant to pay for the silver, and they still have to talk crookedly.
Yang Xiaohu said angrily: "If you don't want to pay for silver, don't waste the time of people who have silver, you don't have money to see what kind of fragrant fox spirits? ! Ten taels of silver for one person. For a quarter of an hour, you can see the wonderful dance of the beautiful and fragrant fox spirit, and if you are lucky, you can also let the fluffy tail hit your face, that gentle feeling, it is really intoxicating. β
This sensationalism worked very well, and sure enough, a few people immediately took out ten taels of silver and prepared to enter the market.
Yang Xiaohu said: "Finally, I want to say to you, color is empty, emptiness is also color, the mentality must be stable, don't get excited, in case something dirty comes out, it won't look good! Now I announce the rules of admission, first, no hands and feet, second, no shouting, third, no littering, fourth, no insults, fifth, no spitting, sixth, no ......; The hundredth, no farts. Whoever will transgress will be thrown down from the top of this mountain. Okay, that's all, I'm going to repeat one last thing now, the mind must be calm, don't get excited, if you can't stand it, and you shed something that shouldn't flow, then you will be fined a thousand taels of silver, and whoever doesn't give a fine of silver will be crippled on the spot, and cut that thing and feed it to the dogs. Well, please remember: color is emptiness, and emptiness is color. Now there is a number one to go in. β
A quarter of an hour later, No. 1 came out, his eyes were red, he stared at Yang Xiaohu hatefully, and then left without saying a word.
Yang Xiaohu said happily: "Now there is No. 2, please." β
Another quarter of an hour later, No. 2 came out, his eyes were red again, and he stared at Yang Xiaohu with the same hatred, and he left without saying a word.
The crowd was even more excited, how could the expressions of these people look like they had seen a ghost, could it be that those fragrant fox spirits with national color and fragrance had all stripped naked, and they caressed his little face with their soft tails?
It turned out that after No. 1 and No. 2 went in, they really saw ghosts, and it was Yang Xiaohei, Yang Xiaoniu, Yang Xiaoshun and others who dressed up as shemales and performed a glamorous dance for them.
At that time, No. 1 and No. 2 immediately resisted, and as a result, this group of wolf-like Huashan disciples cleaned up, and finally warned him not to talk nonsense, so that the people behind him could also taste the taste, and the No. 1 and No. 2 thought that they had suffered a loss anyway, and they were also beaten, so that others could also taste the taste, so they all left without saying a word.
The crowd of onlookers was even more curious, why all the people went in, their eyes were red, and they left without saying a word.
Seeing that it was already dusk, Yang Xiaohu also asked people to sell big knife noodles, saying that it was good to go in and enjoy the beautiful women dancing when they were full, otherwise, I am afraid they would not be able to support it.
As soon as the fragrance of this rice comes up, some people really want to eat it, but this big knife noodles are too expensive, and they only sell for two pennies under the mountain, but here they cost two taels of silver, doesn't this show that they are pitfalls?
Yang Xiaohu smiled: "You are too expensive, aren't you? Brother, I can tell you, after a while, if you can't stand it and flow something that shouldn't be flowed, you will be fined a thousand taels of silver, and if you don't give it, you will be crippled on the spot. β
In the end, someone gritted his teeth and frowned, and bought a bowl, don't you say, these two taels of silver are really fragrant!
Someone took the lead in eating, and someone immediately followed, and everyone waited patiently while eating two taels of silver noodles.
It wasn't until the last person went in at night that when he came out, he scolded: "He's [damn], it's all pit Lao Tzu, there is no hair in it, it's just a group of shemales pretending to be tender." β
After a while, Yang Xiaohu led everyone to laugh, he waved his hand, and said: "Brothers, I earned more than five hundred taels of silver today, let's go, let's go down the mountain to drink wine and eat meat and pick up girls, and Lao Tzu will pay." β