Chapter 138: Dong Fatzi and His Person
After Jiang Huai put the luggage away, the fat man hadn't even noticed him. Those who know know and know forget it, and those who don't know think that the two of them are in conflict and fighting a cold war. In fact, there are two reasons, one is that Jiang's sense of storage is too low, and the other is that the fat man's expression is too focused.
After Jiang Huai put the phone on the socket to charge, he walked behind the fat man and coughed twice, but that's it. It seems that this fat man is really not the material for adultery, and he has no strong sensitivity to all kinds of external factors. He didn't raise his head, didn't say a word, and looked at the computer screen and drooled.
Come on, since you ignore me like this, then I'd better get straight to the point. Jiang Huai said: "Fatty, this can be said to be a boutique." Oh, where is it not the point, ask for a copy~~~"
The fat man finally reacted, he was startled, his left hand was quickly removed from the spot, and his right hand instantly turned off the video software. This hand speed is so fast that the APM is up to 500.
He turned his head and saw that it was Jiang Huai, and said with a sigh of relief: "It turned out to be you, Xiao Jiang, don't you know that people are scared to death?
He paused, then said, "You've just arrived?" ā
Jiang Huai was full of black lines, and said: "You just came here, you ghost, I have been in for more than ten minutes, and even the things have been sorted out." I said Dong Fatzi, is your film so good-looking, so focused. ā
Dong Fatzi showed a lewd smile at this time, and said: "Of course it's good-looking, haven't you noticed, the heroine in it is so beautiful." It's something I've been searching through all the major websites for a long time, and it's not easy to find. ā
I'm dizzy, saying that you found my letter on all major websites, and it's better to save it if you don't sleep.
For Dong Fatzi, it can be said that he is a good friend of Jiang Huai, which can be seen from the fact that he copied all his English in the final exam last semester. (Jiang Huai: The author ate one of my "spiritual arrows", my orientation is very normal, okay.) Author: The author is recuperating from his injuries and is preparing to sue Jiang ~~~ What did you just say, I heard it. Dong Zhuo and Dong Feifei are his nicknames, but even if he is called so, he is not angry. Looking at his fat face and body, as well as his character, it sometimes reminds people of a couplet about Maitreya Buddha: "The big belly can tolerate the intolerable things in the world, and the smile often makes fun of the ridiculous people in the world."
This guy is a typical, and he can be described as full of five poisons. Needless to say, how could he be so fat if he wasn't overeating, and his appetite was very amazing, there was a precedent for a person to eat a hundred pieces of boiled beef, well, that restaurant still has a reputation for the amount of beef. Needless to say, looking at the beer cans under the corner of the bedroom, nine out of ten of them were left by him. Gambling, he is just in the former category of "small gambling pleasure, big gambling hurting the body", often go to other bedrooms and spend money with those people, five yuan a game, but his gambling is good and always receives it when he sees it, often losing less and winning more. There is also a smoking is smoking, he has contributed to the country's GDP and smog and the health of the surrounding classmates, which is deeply criticized by the other two in the dormitory, even Jiang Huai has opinions, and he mentioned yƬ after the unanimous agreement on the plan to deal with him - it's okay to smoke, go to the balcony or the door.
Hey, did I say one less? No, of course not, there is one more point to introduce about his five poisons.
Speaking of which, although Dong Fatzi is fat, although he is not tall, although he is not handsome, he is still quite popular with girls. This is much better than Jiang's. But it's one thing to be popular, it's another thing to ask for a relationship. He is still very hard to confess to the rejection stage of chasing his sister, every time he is rejected, his Sangxin (attention, attention, it's Sangxin, this is really not a typo), in order to comfort his wounded heart, first go to the next few parts of the computer to brew it, and then go to the kind of place with a red light to save a special group of people in society. Most of his money is used to "be kind and serve others" and put it in the pockets of those special people. Even once he was almost arrested, if he hadn't left for the night, for those special groups, Dong Fatzi is like a treasure, as long as he asked, he could tell why.
Once he wanted to take Jiang Huai to see and learn, but was rejected by Jiang, who had a gentlemanly and famous style. Jiang didn't want to get rid of the unknown one, even if he was very moved in his heart, he was moved but he didn't act.
There are many legends about Dong Fatzi, and his reputation has a tendency to overshadow those seniors and seniors who are in the third and fourth years. All in all, many students who have just graduated from high school know his glorious deeds and fame even if they don't come to school.
Jiang Huai knew that Dong Fatzi liked to use the "exaggerated" techniques in Chinese literature, and he didn't care, nor did he compare himself with him, so he walked to his drawer and took out a USB flash drive, handed it to Dong Fatzi and said, "Good things have to be shared, you know." ā
Of course Dong Fatzi understood, and said with a lewd smile: "It's easy to say, but well, you're going to bring me breakfast tomorrow." Seeing Jiang Huai agree, he said what he wanted to eat tomorrow morning: "Three meat buns and two fritters." Three shredded radish buns, one rice ball, one egg cake, one cup of soy milk, two tea eggs, one green onion cake, one pickle cake, one fried rice cake, one boiled noodles"
That's right, this is the amount of his meal, we have to believe him, we must be able to eat it all, and don't be afraid of more or more, just pay attention to which of the two options is whether he is full or not full.
At this time, Dong Fatzi had already taken the USB flash drive and copied the film for classmate Jiang. Jiang Huai was not even given a chance to refuse. Our classmate Jiang wants to cry without tears, call you cheap, call you cheap, isn't it just a film, it's a big deal to wait for him to be in the dormitory and copy it in his computer. I forgot how I promised him that everything else would be fine, but I couldn't agree to his request for food. This guy is a foodie's square, no, the foodie's cube, well, the number of foodie is still greater than 2. (Jiang Huai: Do you know why it is greater than two? Author: I'm suing Jiang. What, there is no evidence of witnesses and physical evidence, it will not be accepted)
And there are so many things, even if the memory of the cultivator has improved, I still can't remember it for a while, I have it, since I promised him, I am still a gentleman, hurry up and whip it. Jiang Huai returned to his bed, took a notebook, tore open a piece of paper, handed it to Dong Fatzi, and said, "I can't remember what you said, write it down, as long as the canteen has it tomorrow morning, I will buy it for you." ā
After taking the piece of paper, Dong Fatzi wrote happily, without even being polite.