"Don't think I don't know what you're planning, don't use your little caution on me, don't you just want some wine, just open your mouth and ask for it, and give me the whole day like this." What's the matter, I'm Zhen Hao, I'm such a stingy person in your eyes?"

No. 1 smiled a little embarrassed when he heard this, but after all, he had been in a high position for a long time, and the embarrassment was just a trivial matter.

On the contrary, when the eighty-eight respectable soldiers heard what Zhen Hao said, their faces turned red directly, Zhen Hao saw that this was amazing, good guy, there is more than one person acting in this scene, they are forming a group to fool themselves.

Zhen Hao couldn't laugh or cry, and directly took out a jar from the system space, about thirty or forty catties of medicinal wine, and put it directly in front of No. 1 with a "clang".

But No. 1 didn't care about this medicinal wine for the first time, but kept staring at Zhen Hao up and down: "Zhen Hao boy, where did you hide such a big jar of wine?

Zhen Hao hurriedly waved his hand, indicating that his method was really common: "It's just using the principle of space folding, and then constantly folding and compressing it to reach something similar to mustard seed space." ”

No. 1 heard the black lines on his head, and said viciously: "Speak human words!"

"You can understand it as a sleeve in the sleeve. ”

"You...... You ......" Hearing Zhen Hao's explanation, No. 1's mouth trembled a little, and it took a long time to ease up: "You are really an immortal cultivator, right!"

When Zhen Hao heard this, his face turned solemn, and his eyes were full of depth: "I didn't expect that I had been hidden for so long and was discovered by you...... Well, since I can't hide it anymore, then I'll admit it generously, in fact, I am indeed an immortal cultivator. ”

Looking at Zhen Hao's contrived posture, the surprise on No. 1's face gradually disappeared, and was replaced by three black lines that gradually emerged on his forehead.

Seeing this, Zhen Hao's face changed greatly, the five fingers in his hand collided back and forth, his eyes turned white as if he was sick, and then suddenly shouted.

"Oops!"

Frightened the crowd a spirit.

"No. 1! I watch the sky at night, and combined with your blackening of the Yin Hall and the pinching of your fingers at the moment, I will deduce the performance to you...... Ahh

"No. 1, my father-in-law's personality is out-of-this-world, but there is no malice, please don't be surprised, I will compensate you here on behalf of my father-in-law. After that, Niu Erhua, who looked apologetic, was about to bow and apologize to No. 1.

Seeing this, No. 1 hurriedly stepped forward to stop Niu Erhua's apology: "Mrs. Zhen, don't be polite to us, in fact, we are just playing with Mr. Zhen Hao, he knows how to help us, and being angry is just a show." For Mr. Zhen Hao's contribution to us, we all remember it, and it is too late to be grateful, where can we really be angry!"

"Yes, Mrs. Zhen, Mr. Zhen Hao's contribution is outstanding, we have an ancient Chinese saying that "the grace of a drop of water is reciprocated by a spring", how can we do that kind of disloyal and unrighteous thing! Please let go of Mr. Zhen Hao quickly, I think he is about to cry. ”

"Yes, yes, how can we be angry with our benefactor, Mrs. Zhen, you should quickly receive the supernatural powers, Mr. Zhen Hao is about to foam at the mouth!"

"My Tie Niu can have this opportunity today is all given by Mr. Zhen, if anyone is really angry with Mr. Zhen Hao, my Tie Niu is the first to refuse! Mrs. Zhen, let Mr. Zhen Hao go, he is about to die." ”

......

Eighty-eight venerable warriors, every word you and I say, are all saying good things for Zhen Hao.

It's just that the more Zhen Hao listens to Yintang, the darker it becomes, praise it, what does the sentence you follow mean? He began to cry and foam at the mouth, Zhen Hao thought it was too much, but when he heard the back, he found that these were nothing, the one in the back was more excessive than the other, first it hurt to death, and then it hurt to cheat the corpse, and then it hurt to die, and then it hurt to die, and then it was cheated again...... Infinite loop, even Niu Erhua was stunned, and subconsciously quickly let go of the little hand placed on Zhen Hao's waist, and they felt that their little hand seemed to be really so powerful.

No. 1 listened to the black line on his forehead, and what he said was seven points true and three points false, remember that kindness is true, but if you want to talk about it, you won't be angry with Zhen Hao? What are you kidding, that is, if the Buddha and Zhen Hao stay for a few days, I am afraid that they will not be killed.

But No. 1 really didn't expect that he still had three points to promise, but the eighty-eight guys with one tendon took it seriously, and they couldn't do it in a sincere tone, so they almost bowed to the moved Natou.

Moreover, what the hell is followed by every sentence they say? Is this their tradition? But not a single one of them has been left behind! No. 1 felt that he was really thinking too simply, and it seemed that in the future, he should not only pay attention to realm cultivation, but also pay more attention to the soldiers' "thick black studies" education, so as not to go out and be betrayed in the future.

What No. 1 didn't know was that it was his idea today that made the future Huaxia people add a black belly to the label of the universe in addition to being strong and upright. Of course, this is a later story, so I won't mention it for the time being.

The No. 1 here was a little embarrassed by these eighty-eight venerable warriors, so he hurriedly said: "Oh! Zhen Hao boy, I almost forgot about something! Come, come and see how the video you let us promote is doing!"

After that, Number One took out a tablet from his arms, and on the computer was the interface of a forum and video website, and at this time, the interface was full of indecent videos of Loki and Thor, and the title was extremely powerful.

[Shocked! In the middle of the night, the unknown secret of the two crooked nuts, it turned out that they actually ......]

[The ban was lifted for the first time, the unknown past between two men, they used to be very much in love. 】

[What happened in the first second of the video!, so that countless people were beaten!]

[A sensational love in the universe, a love story between two secondary two patients. 】

Zhen Hao: ????

Looking at Zhen Hao's question marks, No. 1's face showed a rare flush: "What's that, special events are treated specially, there are indeed a lot of clicks in this way, I don't believe you look at the title of "Beaten", the comments and clicks are almost the same, do you know how terrifying this is!"

When Zhen Hao heard this, he glanced at the inexplicably excited No. 1, and then set his eyes on the title video of [What happened in the first second of the video!, which made countless people beat up tragically].

This look is really as the number one said, more than 8 million clicks, more than 7 million comments, the first time in human history such a terrifying number of comments. Although it is inseparable from the state apparatus, it also shows how powerful an attractive title can be.

couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart, Zhen Hao clicked on the comments at the bottom of the video.

When the comments opened, all the eyes were crying dad and mom, wailing everywhere, and one of the comments had more than 3 million likes.

The pig with the broken leg: Xiaobian, if you have a conscience, you can bring fruit to the 417 ward of the orthopedic department on the 18th floor of the First People's Hospital of Modu to see me, and it is not in vain that I was beaten by my mother and my father, and my calf was broken.

Below this comment is either "hahaha", or it is all "+1", especially after a certain brother really went to the 18 Orthopedics Department of the First People's Hospital of Modu to confirm that the matter was true, he couldn't hold it anymore in person, and the whole network burst into laughter.

"Okay!" The smile on Zhen Hao's face never stopped from the moment he saw it: "Steady! Look at this development trend, it won't be long before Loki is still on Earth, he will be able to see this video sooner or later! With his Loki's arrogance, he will definitely be mad when he sees this video! I don't believe that he won't steal the Cosmic Rubik's Cube to shake people to kill Tony!"

And at this time.

Tony Stark, who is far away in the Eagle Nation, is concentrating on developing a new Warframe, and he finds that without the constraints of money, his mind is indeed much quicker, and his mind is full of wild ideas.

Jarvis: Are you really bound by money? and not because of the temptation of alien beauties?

"Ahh

After announcing his ambitions, Tony once again threw himself into the ardent invention with high spirits. didn't notice the gloomy face of Little Pepper behind him.

Jarvis: There's no way to save the kid.

After listening to Zhen Hao's words, No. 1 observed a three-second silence in his heart for Tony Stark, who was far away in a foreign country, and then took out a tablet from his arms.

Zhen Hao: ??? you are magic!

"Come on, Brother Zhen Hao, you can take a look at the "Tenglong Live" app that we put out overnight, this time it is something I personally ordered to promote. The live broadcast level here is divided according to the martial arts realm, and now the registered martial artists are some martial artists in the folk skin refining realm. ”

After that, No. 1 handed the tablet to Zhen Hao, Zhen Hao took it and pulled on it for a while, and found that there were really a lot of people who registered as anchors, but they were all in the realm of refining skin, and there was not even a one refining tendon.

"Brother Zhen Hao, I also left a special live broadcast room for you, you can click in and take a look. ”

No. 1's smug voice came from the side, Zhen Hao heard the words and pulled again, and then found my live broadcast room in my message, there are two options to enter, one is to start the broadcast and the other is to exit, Zhen Hao directly did not hesitate, and directly clicked on the option to start the broadcast.

In an instant, the entire "Tenglong Live" interface directly shook three times, and a huge golden dragon crossed the middle of the screen, and the dragon said "Wuzu has started the live broadcast, everyone go and watch!" Then Zhen Hao saw that more than 100,000 people poured into his live broadcast room in an instant, and it increased rapidly.

"! What level is Martial Ancestor!"

"You ask me, I'll ask who's going!"

"Damn! Look who's behind the anchor! Is that number one?"

As one person discovered No. 1 behind Zhen Hao, the screen was filled with dog-licking language such as "No. 1 is great!" and "No. 1 is very happy!".

Zhen Hao, who was watching, couldn't help but pout, envious.