Chapter 329: Won't You Invite Me to Sit?

Jiang Huai's words were shouted to the right point, and Huang Keji heard him say this, stopped his suicide, and asked, "What you said is true?"

Jiang Huai nodded and said, "Of course it's true, it's more true than pearls." ”

Huang Keji gritted his teeth and said, "Then you say, what do you want me to do? Even if it is a cow and a horse, I will admit it." ”

Dizzy, are you still a cow and a horse, can you plow the land as a cow? Do you pull goods as a horse? Commit suicide before you know anything, please, suicide is irresponsible for your own life and needs to be criticized. Jiang Huai said: "We have no grudges in the past, and we have no hatred in the near future, but there was a little misunderstanding just now, I said that I don't care, why do you want you to be a cow and a horse?"

Huang Keji always felt a little weird, the style of the Soul Dao Sect was very domineering, how could this disciple of the Soul Dao Sect be so easy to talk to? Something was wrong, could it be that they all ate fasting and chanted Buddha, put down the butcher's knife and became a Buddha on the spot?

He was about to say something, Jiang Huai said, "Actually, I was scaring that evil cultivator before. You see that my face is decent, and my sister is so pure and slim, she must be a decent monk, how can she be a disciple of a sect like the Soul Dao Sect. ”

Huang Keji was shocked when he heard this, and said, "You mean, you are impersonating?"

Jiang Huai said: "Of course, we all fought the method once, and then the elder of the Soul Slaying Sect happened to come over, do you think the consumption after our previous fighting method can be his opponent?"

Huang Keji said: "This is also true, but..."

Before he could say the rest of the words, he interrupted Jiang Huai and said, "It's nothing." The so-called impermanence of soldiers, impermanence of water, we can't be defeated, then outwit. What is it to pretend to be a disciple of the Soul Dao Sect, if it weren't for my lack of cultivation, I could see at a glance that it was fake, and I would have wanted to pretend to be their sect master. He paused, and then said: "And you are good, what I said before was just to deal with that evil cultivator, he is really you are also serious, and you have to die or live, if I didn't have the wit, you would have died now." ”

Huang Keji was slightly embarrassed and said, "But do you know the consequences of pretending to be a member of the Soul Dao Sect?"

Jiang Huai said disdainfully: "Isn't it just going to arouse their anger and hatred? It's okay, anyway, we and the Soul Dao Sect are originally friends and foes." If you find it, you will find it, what is there to be afraid of. ”

Hearing Jiang Huai's fearless appearance, Huang Keji didn't say anything more here, and said, "By the way, what you sold to that evil cultivator before was really a high-grade and rare exercise?" and then he said with a slight suspicion: "It can't be fake, right?"

The incident just now was for the safety of this guy's life, so that he didn't commit suicide so irresponsibly, and it didn't matter if he admitted that it was fake. But this thing, I said that the truth is true, and the fake is also true, if you sue him is also false, what should he do if he goes out and talks nonsense, who else will dare to do business with my Uncle Jiang in the future.

Jiang Huai started his acting skills that surpassed Oscar again, and said, "How is it possible, the person I pretended to be from the Soul Dao Sect before was just forced by the form. But in terms of doing business, it can be said that there is no deception, and there is a good reputation, and the praise rate is 100%, and people give me full praise. Do you think I look like a profiteer?" It's so shameless, it's really shameless, it's embarrassing to say that even if the profiteer becomes that Cheng dΓΉ.

What's more, the shameless ones are still behind, letting us know that the lower limit of discipline can still be broken, Jiang Huai said again: "I sue you, none of the people who make deals with me don't boast and say yes." You can question my cultivation, but you can't question my character or my credibility. What I sold him is real, genuine, copyrighted, and counterfeit must be investigated. If you doubt me again, I will keep the right to sue, you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become evidence in court. ”

Hearing Jiang Huai say this, Huang Keji's whole person was a little dizzy, he usually stayed in the sect, did not walk in the secular world, and his social experience was insufficient, where did he know that the development of deception was changing with each passing day, if he went to those chaotic and unsafe big cities alone, it was estimated that he would be sold and pay back to the people.

Classmate Jiang's commentator skills were full of firepower, which made him stunned for a while, and he didn't think much about it, he believed it, and then said with a gloomy face: "You also know that their sect is an evil sect, and now it seems that they are arranging a big conspiracy, but you sell these exercises to them, and when they understand those exercises, the entire sect will definitely be much stronger, and when the time comes, it may even cause trouble in the world, then you can be regarded as aiding and abetting." He paused, and then said, "Hey, it would be good if the exercises you sold them to the Soul Slaying Sect were fake. ”

Halo, these are fake, but I won't sue you. Jiang Huai didn't care and said: "Actually, these are not problems at all, so don't worry." These exercises of mine are very rare, and some of them are even the only one, the only one in the world. However, it is difficult to learn and difficult to master. There are many necessary conditions before learning these exercises, first familiarize yourself with Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism, and Buddha, and then have an in-depth study of Mao Dengsan, it is best to go to the school for the exam, and if the score of the exam is less than 90 points, if you are not excellent, you will almost have nothing to do with these exercises against the sky. After these classic cultivation sentiments, we must also learn the natural sciences of physics, chemistry and biology, and when these are excellent, and then publish ten exclusive original non-plagiarized papers in the most authoritative academic journals, you can really start to learn the exercises inside. ”

Huang Keji was stunned for a moment when Jiang Huai was stunned, and said, "It's so troublesome to practice an exercise, and you still have to do so many things?" He also half-understood and half-understood the nonsense behind Jiang Huai, but he still felt unfathomable. Anyway, he felt that if he let himself cultivate, it would be a problem to get started within a hundred years.

Jiang Huai felt that this was not enough, and said: "It's so troublesome? If you want to cultivate the exercises against the sky, are you afraid of trouble? What I said before is just an introduction, and some of the exercises in it can be described as very perverted after they arrive." There are all kinds of requirements. For example, there is one, I won't tell you the name, to learn this exercise, you have to help 100 grandmothers cross the street every day, and then give 100 children lollipops. There is also a part, if you want to learn it, you have to go to the street to find those foods with gutter oil preservatives Sudan red formalin to eat, and when these are eaten in a certain amount, you can learn this exercise and at the same time achieve a physique that is invulnerable to all kinds of poisons. I will not give examples of all these things......"

When Huang Keji heard Jiang Huai say this, he felt that his outlook on life, worldview, and values had been subverted, and said: "This kind of exercise, this kind of exercise, I feel that it is a kind of torture when I cultivate." ”

Jiang Huai said: "So, you don't have to worry, people don't know if it's a few hundred years later." Even if you're not an opponent yet, you can always relocate. Besides, I think that the exercises I gave them have the effect of self-cultivation, and when they practice it, they will probably lose the interest in destroying your sect. ”

Huang Keji breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Hopefully." Then he looked at the sky and said, "Thank you two for today's events, I will remember this favor." It's not too early now, my sister and I will go back to the sect, the green mountains will not change, the green water will flow for a long time, and there will be a period later. ”

Saying that, he was about to leave, Jiang Huai called out to him, "Wait." ”

Huang Keji asked, "Is there anything else?"

Jiang Huai said, "Won't you invite us to sit in your sect?"