Chapter 193: Time to Disappear
When Yin Zhiping woke up, it was already noon, and the sun shone through the window on Yin Zhiping's eyes, making him have to look away.
He turned his head and saw a man sitting on a chair in the room, looking at him with a smile.
Seeing that person, Yin Zhiping subconsciously greeted him and shouted, "White lady, I, I'm grass." ”
After shouting the three words of the White Lady, Yin Zhiping remembered what happened yesterday, swooped up from the bed, and jumped towards the window.
But as soon as he got out of the window and came outside the house, he saw that it was dark in front of him, a huge mouth was open, and there were some bones left by animals on his bright red tongue.
Yin Zhiping was so frightened that his body was cold, and with a volley, his toes stepped on his sharp teeth, and he shot back backwards and landed in the house.
Then he sat on the edge of the bed dejectedly, looked at Bai Suzhen, and said dejectedly: "White lady, you raise your noble hand and let me go as a fart." ”
Bai Suzhen couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: "No, bear with it." ”
Yin Zhiping nodded and said, "Yes, I haven't heard that snakes can fart." ”
When Bai Suzhen heard this, several black lines appeared on her forehead, and her face immediately turned pale, and she asked, "Say, which immortal reincarnation are you?"
Yin Zhiping said: "The reincarnation of an immortal? I am not the reincarnation of an immortal. ”
Bai Suzhen immediately asked, "Then how do you know that my name is Bai Suzhen, and I am a thousand-year-old snake spirit?"
Yin Zhiping wanted to cry and said without tears: "I don't know." I didn't know you were Bai Suzhen. ”
Bai Suzhen frowned, and asked again, "Then how do you know that Bai Suzhen is a thousand-year-old snake spirit?"
Yin Zhiping didn't know how to answer. The source of Bai Suzhen is the twenty-eighth volume of Feng Menglong's novel collection "Warning World Hengyan" in the Ming Dynasty "White Lady Yongzhen Leifeng Tower", and the Bai Suzhen in my impression is naturally Bai Suzhen of the TV series The Legend of the New White Lady.
This is a mythological novel, and I only thought of it because of the title of the White Lady.
But who knew you were Bai Suzhen.
The odds of winning a 5 million jackpot in a lottery ticket are smaller than that, right?
But Yin Zhiping didn't know what to say, did he want to say that he had crossed over from the future?
Let's not believe it or not, will I be swallowed by her.
Yin Zhiping hesitated there, Bai Suzhen's face was gloomy, and asked, "Do you want to say it?"
Yin Zhiping looked at her and said cautiously: "White lady." I can tell you the truth. But I said it. You're going to make sure you don't kill me?"
Bai Suzhen snorted coldly and said, "If you don't kill you, if you are the reincarnation of an immortal, I will definitely kill you." ”
Yin Zhiping hurriedly said: "No, no, I make sure that I am not the reincarnation of an immortal." But there are other reasons. But you have to promise not to kill me, I can only say. ”
Bai Suzhen looked at Yin Zhiping. In the end, he agreed to his conditions and said, "I promise, as long as you are not the reincarnation of an immortal." Definitely not to kill you. ”
Yin Zhiping put his mind at ease, glanced at Bai Suzhen, and said slowly: "Actually, I am a traverser. ”
"Traverser?" Bai Suzhen raised her eyebrows.
Yin Zhiping said: "In fact, the world we live in is just a novel. Of course, this novel has gone off track now, and I don't know how you appeared. ”
Bai Suzhen frowned and asked, "What kind of novel, you can tell me in detail." ”
Yin Zhiping coughed and began to speak: "The future after I came 800 years will ...... in the future."
Yin Zhiping began to talk about the future world, about the legend of the Condor Heroes that he crossed into, and then how he relied on the experience of crossing to obtain the current martial arts.
After saying this, Bai Suzhen was stunned, looked at Yin Zhiping, and her face was a little gloomy.
Yin Zhiping saw Bai Suzhen's stunned appearance, and felt proud, you have a thousand-year-old Taoism, and you don't know that the time you are in is actually a novel, right?
Now that you've listened to my story, you should be unstable and go mad, right?
But Bai Suzhen said slowly: "You said that this is a novel, but the novel you are talking about started twenty years ago. But I've lived for 1,700 years, and I remember every day I've lived, so, it's not a novel. ”
When Yin Zhiping heard this, he was a little dumbfounded, yes, the world in the book is only twenty years, even if you add memories, it is only forty or fifty years.
But now that Bai Suzhen has lived for 1,700 years, the statement of the world in this book is not true at all.
Thinking of this, Yin Zhiping said: "White lady, what you said makes sense, but I really come from the future, the person I leaned over has in history, but the trajectory of life is exactly the same as in the novel." Moreover, you also come from a novel, plus folklore, which has been made into a TV series and movie, as well as many fan fiction. ”
When the white lady heard this, she said, "Then tell me about the world that records you and me." ”
Yin Zhiping shoots the Condor and the Condor, adding up to 1.8 million words, if he talks about it, he doesn't know how much time it will take.
But as soon as Yin Zhiping showed a little hesitation, Bai Suzhen's eyes came over and said, "Hurry up, or I will kill you." ”
Hearing this, Yin Zhiping hurriedly told Bai Suzhen about the Legend of the Condor Heroes and the Condor Heroes.
Yin Zhiping couldn't remember the plot of the story clearly, but after entering the innate realm, these memories became clearer and clearer.
It's as if every word I've read comes to mind.
Yin Zhiping spent three days and three nights telling all the two novels to Bai Suzhen, Bai Suzhen listened to it fascinated, and finally said: "Guo Jing and Huang Rong, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu, are really a match made in heaven." ”
Yin Zhiping said with a smile: "But in this world, Huang Rong is my wife, Guo Jing is my apprentice, Yang Guo is my son, and Xiaolongnu is my goddaughter." ”
Hearing this, Bai Suzhen looked at Yin Zhiping and said with a flat face: "I really want to kill you, a good story was ruined by you." ”
Yin Zhiping was so frightened that he clung to the wall. shouted: "White lady, you promised me not to kill me." ”
Bai Suzhen glanced at him and said, "I said I wouldn't kill you, but I have a hundred ways to make life worse than death, and when the time comes, do you blame me for committing suicide yourself?"
Hearing this, Yin Zhiping fell to his knees on the bed and shouted, "Please spare the White Lady." ”
Seeing this scene, Bai Suzhen was also dumbfounded. I didn't expect this person to be so shameless.
Don't they all say that there is gold under the man's knees?
Bai Suzhen was a little ashamed of him in her heart. Shaking his head, he said, "Sit down, you can tell me my story again." ”
Yin Zhiping hurriedly sat down, like a good baby. Keep your back straight. Began to recite the White Lady Yongzhen Leifeng Tower.
But Bai Suzhen rolled her eyes. said: "The voice is full of emotion, do you understand?"
Yin Zhiping hurriedly stood up and started the Leifeng Pagoda of the White Lady Yongzhen. When Xu Xuan's name was mentioned, Bai Suzhen shouted.
Speaking of Xu Xuan's admiration for the White Lady, Bai Suzhen shook her head and chuckled.
Speaking of Xu Xuan's suspicion, Bai Suzhen nodded secretly.
When talking about Li Yuan's affair and tricking her into raping her in the room, Bai Suzhen had some sarcasm in her eyes.
Speaking of Fahai's appearance, Bai Suzhen was a little puzzled.
When Xu Xuan took the magic weapon given by Fahai to subdue the white lady, Bai Suzhen sighed.
Talking about that he and Xiaoqing were both subdued, and when Xu Xuanhuayuan built a seven-story pagoda to suppress Bai Suzhen, Bai Suzhen scolded directly: "What an ungrateful man, what's wrong with the monsters? ”
Yin Zhiping naturally took all her words into his ears, and finished the last sentence, "Color is empty, empty is color, and empty color must be distinct." Later, Yin Zhiping raised his head and asked, "White Lady, did you just say that Xu Xuan was ungrateful?"
Bai Suzhen nodded and said: "Yes, since you are in love and like that woman, you have to love her for the rest of your life, even if it is a snake, what can you do? Even if you don't like it, you can't help others deal with your wife, and you have to kill it cleanly, what a dirty person." Do you also think it's the fault of the White Lady in the article?"
Bai Suzhen's gaze came, and Yin Zhiping said: "I naturally think that Xu Xuan is a stupid person, if the love is long-lasting, do you care if it is a human or a demon?"
When Bai Suzhen heard this, she exclaimed: "Although you are very spineless, what you said is good. ”
Yin Zhiping said: "White lady, I mean, is the story I told false? Aren't you married to Xu Xuan?"
Hearing the white lady scolding Xu Xuan, Yin Zhiping was a little curious.
Bai Suzhen nodded and said, "Of course it's fake." I have already turned into a human being, and there are only a few people in the land of Shenzhou who have stronger mana than me, how can I be subdued by a stinky monk? More importantly, why would I like an ordinary person?"
Yin Zhiping said: "In fact, in folklore, it is said that the White Lady was injured when she was not yet transformed into a human being, and was rescued by Xu Xuan in her previous life, so after you became a human being, you plan to repay your kindness." ”
Bai Suzhen shook her head with a smile and said, "This is even more impossible. There are many ways to repay his kindness, I can give him money and power, how can I repay him with my body? Not to mention that I am a demon, but he is a human. I have lived for 1,700 years, and I am used to seeing the deceit and ugliness of human beings, so how can I like them? These are stories, and they are just stories. ”
Yin Zhiping thought about it carefully and felt that she was right, she had just embarked on the path of cultivation, and when she entered the realm of evil delusion, she also went mad because she saw the ugly side of the woman she loved so much, and almost died.
If you don't have feelings to rely on, you won't like mortal women.
Bai Suzhen is a demon, Xu Xuan is a human, and shemales have different paths.
Bai Suzhen lived for 1,700 years, and Xu Xuan lived for twenty or thirty years, and there is a huge difference in experience and age.
Bai Suzhen's magic power is boundless, and Xu Xuan is just a mortal.
If the two meet, Xu Xuan will not see Bai Suzhen.
So the scenario depicted in this story is not possible.
But to be able to accurately describe Bai Suzhen's name and her identity, this story is not all made up.
This story should be based on a little understanding of the real facts, which means that someone has really come into contact with Bai Suzhen.
So is the story of the Legend of the Condor Heroes the same?
As Master Jin who wrote this novel, did he come into contact with the people of this era?
Yin Zhiping was a little curious, but he couldn't get an answer.
At this time, Bai Suzhen asked, "You just said that Master Jin has more than a dozen works, but what about the other works?"
Yin Zhiping looked at Bai Suzhen and said softly: "White lady, I really want to stay here and finish telling you about these works, but I have been away from my family and friends for two days, and if I don't go back now, they will definitely be in a hurry." ”
When Bai Suzhen heard this, she shook her head and smiled: "Two days, you have been in a coma for three years. (To be continued......)