Fake.

It's all fake.

Everything is fake.

If you make a mistake once, it's a misunderstanding, so to speak, how can you explain it this time?

The whole child was blind, and if he had milk, he was a mother, and Daoist Fang was extremely annoyed, and he was depressed for a while: "Cough! cough!"

It is said that with Fang Yin's cultivation at this time, his mind is stable, and the spiritual platform is clear, it turns out that he would not make such a joke and be so embarrassed. However, a moment ago, at that moment, Fang Yin clearly saw the face of his mother, Yin Wan'er. Willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, elegant and elegant, in his own study, on the wall, the soft and gentle woman in the painting, Fang Yin has long been deeply engraved in his heart. Fang'er, Fang'er, that's full of form and spirit, it's not an illusion at all, she sits on the chair upright, her eyes are as soft as water, and she seems to be smiling but not smiling-

Presumably, when Ye Banzhuan was painting, You Mei was present.

The worst, You Mei has also seen that painting, and it is in the Fang family.

With a graceful expression and a sitting posture, You Mei learned ten out of ten, so she once again succeeded in Yin to Daoist Fang.

Daoist Fang was miserable by her.

Therefore, being smart is being smart, and hindsight is Daoist Fang: "Fang'er~~Fang'er~~"

"You don't come!" Fang Daoist was annoyed and angry, his face was red and his neck was thick: "You vixen, you old witch, don't pretend to be a ghost, this is endless!"

Yes, this must be a charm, or illusion, a magic spell!

Presumably, Long Zhen was so fascinated by her back then, let her slavery drive, and the walking dead were also like the walking dead!

Goblin!

"Xiao Fang Yin, you have been a Taoist priest, and there is a technique called Fu Ping. Have you heard of it?" Paranormal events.

"Fairy girl, please dance the great god?" It's not a demon, and I don't know much about it.

"Yes, Fu Ping, also known as Fu Luan, please surrender to God and divinate good fortune. You Mei smiled and said: "Among them, Aunt Mei knows a little bit about it, so I said-"

According to You Mei. It is to use the technique of supporting the beggar to invite the soul of Sister Wan'er.

to make their mother and child meet.

Thus facilitating marriage.

"You please. "Daoist Fang, the righteous way in the world, doesn't believe in these strange words: "You please, you invite now, I want to take a look-"

"Luan has a principal and a deputy, and there is still one person owed, and I will be with you in the future-"

According to You Mei's statement, Fuluan should be divided into positive and vice-luan, and please ask the gods to be big and small. There must be two people, one is indispensable.

At that time. You Mei is right, dancing, but also a pair of hands, drumming, leading the gods of the sky, and moving the rhythm of the earth, so that the soul can be possessed, and the two worlds of yin and yang can be connected-

And this deputy is Yu Lao.

"Old Yu?" mentioned Old Yu, Daoist Fang was relieved: "From Duyu Building, Mr. Yu?"

Mr. Yu is a great god himself, specializing in abduction and deception, and is accustomed to male thieves and female prostitutes, and Daoist Fang is very relieved of him. All of them are unreliable, it is too mysterious to say, but seeing You Mei's sworn appearance, Daoist Fang was also skeptical. But there is a lack of one person, and the practice has to be changed another day, and if you say a word, the words will be put here first, at this time You Mei pointed out two ways for him, one is to stay here, wait for Yu to get old, within a month.

One is to go back to the capital and wait for You Mei to go, within half a year.

Daoist Fang, choose the second one.

As soon as the word is out, the horse is difficult to chase, and the two of them high-five as an oath!

Fang Yin left.

You Mei doesn't send it.

What is true and what is false?

What You Mei said is true, the matter of inviting the gods to be psychic has existed since ancient times, and You Mei's Fuluan technique is exactly what Yu Lao taught.

But this law commission is too dangerous, the caster is not enough, or a careless, the light one will damage the yang and lose the life, and the heavy one will take away the soul and devour the soul, so You Mei has only used it once over the years.

It's Sister Wan'er who invites you.

It's in the capital.

It was easy to please God, but it was difficult to choose one or the other, but I still didn't invite him.

Invite a fox fairy.

Nearly lost his life.

There is also an old man.

Kill the veteran!

It's been more than ten years in a flash, I'm afraid that my soul has already been gone, if you want to say that you Mei, the soul who can invite Sister Wan'er this time, doesn't even have confidence in herself, let alone Xiao Fangyin.

But You Mei has to try again, for Long Jiaojiao.

The two of them are fine, and they are fighting again, not saying much, deceiving left and right-

When Fang Yin left, You Mei thought that when the time came, please come and don't be invited, and the same thing is said that please come, this You Mei can pretend.

And Daoist Fang, what he was thinking at the time was that if there was no evidence for the left and right, I would not admit it alive or dead, and it would be useless for you to pretend to be like it!

This is called, when the fake is true, it is false, and when it is false, it is also true.

Of course, You Mei is kind.

Of course, Fang Yin was also willing.

So Fang Yin agreed to her, just because, if there was really that moment, it would be worth it for Fang Yin to die!

When the time comes, as for Long Jiaojiao, Fang Yin has his own way.

No, is there still Murong Gongzi?

Dead ghost husband!

......

Today is the third day of the third month of March.

At half past two in the afternoon, the countdown to the outlying islands has begun.

Tomorrow morning, Fang Yin will leave.

Half past two, half past two, tentatively half past eight in the morning, a full eighteen hours to go.

In any case, Fang Yin always felt that he owed Long Jiaojiao, a dead ghost husband had died a long time ago, and a eunuch husband said goodbye without saying goodbye, wouldn't that be a double blow, the little widow became a little resentful woman?

Therefore, this afternoon, it was the wooden head who took the initiative to go to Long Jiaojiao to play.

to make up for a little, a debt of conscience.

Unexpectedly, I entered someone's boudoir, and when I saw it, I slept like a little dead pig.

It's no wonder that this is a big drink, and it's a special period, and it's normal to be sleepy.

It's really rare to be idle, why don't you sleep too?

Fang Yin thought for a moment.

Walk away.

The car was familiar with the road, turning east and west, and if there was no one around, he went to the underwater palace.

At dusk, around half past five.

Long Jiaojiao, woke up: "Wooden head~~ Wooden head~~"

In the dream, when I woke up, my heart was wooden: "Jiaojiao, Jiaojiao, come here-"

A voice came from outside the door. It's the wooden head: "Dada, da!"

There are other voices. Dense and fast.

Hey?

Get dressed quickly. Ran out of the door, passed a room, another room, and in the third room, sure enough, there was a wooden head: "Dadada!"

Wooden head, chopping vegetables.

No, facets.

A piece of white noodles, boxy. The size of a palm, the wooden head held a kitchen knife, and the knife fell quickly to cut the noodles: "Dada!"

Long Jiaojiao looked at it for a long time and asked, "Wooden head, what are you doing?"

"Dragon's beard. The wooden head, the head is not raised, it is very attentive, and it is very serious: "Dada, Dada, Dada!"

"I know! I know!" Long Jiaojiao stepped forward. Probe: "But, noodles." It's not like this, cut out!"

This, Long Jiaojiao knows, A-Niang has also done it: "You should stretch, stretch the noodles, so, two hands, pull!"

"Da Da!" "Wooden head, head is not raised, very attentive, very serious: "This time I don't pull, I don't pull it fresh~~"

It is undeniable that when it comes to cooking, Daoist Fang is a highly skilled expert, and he has always been: "Dodge and dodge, and it will be good right away, da-da!"

After a while, the noodles are cut and the water is boiled.

Green onions, ginger, sugar and salt with water on high heat, put fish fillets, shrimp, mushrooms, bird eggs, and at the same time, the noodles are copied with a knife, and the roots are as thin as hair.

How chic the posture is, how skillful the action is, I don't have to say, a hundred points!

Now, Long Jiaojiao has admired him to death: "Wooden head, I can't imagine that you can cook!"

"If you eat too greasy at noon, you should be lighter at night. "The wooden head not only cooks, but also is proficient in the way of health preservation: "For example, this bowl of noodles, this bowl of longevity noodles, Jiaojiao eats it, and can live for 10,000 years~~"

The talking noodles are cooked.

"Haha! 10,000 years!" Long Jiaojiao stuck out her tongue and made a grimace: "I'm not the eighth master, I'm not a little turtle, hehe~~ You only lived to 10,000 years!"

It seemed like a blink of an eye.

Half a bowl of soup, half a bowl of noodles, it's a big bowl: "Wow!

"It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant!" It's very fast, just in a blink of an eye, it's not hot, and in a blink of an eye, Long Jiaojiao is holding a bowl of noodles: "Negative ~~Negative ~~~ Negative ~~"

That's blowing.

"Eat it hot and drink the soup first. "Wooden heads, their own measure.

Goo-goo-goo, goo-

Hot but not hot, delicious: "Ha ~~~~~~~~~~~"

In the bowl, the snow was white and bright, and there was a ball of marshmallows: "Huh, this noodles are so thin, like tofu, like, how to eat?"

"Longevity noodles, there is only one, and you can't break it. The wooden head has already calculated: "You just swallow it, swallow it." ”

Snort and swallow instantly!

Soft and smooth, it melts in your mouth: "Oops!"

Where is this bowl of noodles, isn't this ginseng fruit? Long Jiaojiao licked the corners of her mouth, still unfinished: "It's delicious, it's delicious!"

At this time, in the pot, the fish fillet, shrimp, shiitake mushroom and bird eggs had just been cooked: "Come again, come again, another bowl-"

Just a bowl, it is a clear soup noodle and an appetizer.

Now this bowl is rich in nutrients and is the staple food.

Half past six.

Long Jiaojiao is still eating.

Seven thirty.

Long Jiaojiao is still eating.

It was a bowl of noodles, and it was also a pot of noodles, Long Jiaojiao was ready to eat it all with soup and vegetables!

Of course it tastes good.

That's second, the main thing is, Long Jiaojiao, really, so touched!

Even if she vomits after eating, even if she breaks her belly, Long Jiaojiao must finish eating, eat it all!

It's like, noon.

Fang Yin didn't eat a bite.

Sitting with a story.

Fang Yin has been watching.

I like it in my heart.

Yes, Fang Yin admits that liking is liking.

Like is just liking, liking is not love.

Little sister, goodbye, there will be no time after I say a word in my heart, I sincerely wish you 10,000 years of life!

Eight o'clock sharp.

Of course, it must be, Long Jiaojiao, she has eaten it.

Just this meal, even three or four catties of soup and water, is worth Long Jiaojiao's usual half a month's food.

Just, ouch, ouch, shy, holding on to the waist, carried by the wooden head, the two of them walked away.

Whoever sees it, it is also a very loving little couple, who is really envious of others!

What a day to remember!

It's just that.

Today, on the third day of the third month of March, Emperor Zhenwu's birthday.

Half past eight, countdown. (To be continued......)