Chapter 192: The Dog-Headed Military Division Prosperous
It cost another 5,000 yuan to treat the hand injury, and I really don't know how long the balance of 2 million can last if it is spent at this rate, and the top priority is definitely to earn a big order of 5 million!
It is important to find the monkey, and the gathering of peacocks makes Hu Shuo say that he can't be provoked, and hurriedly pulls Bai Ji out of the peacock hall to find the monkey mountain.
The monkeys are close at hand, but the monkey mountain is completely covered by an iron cage, and it is almost impossible to sneak in in broad daylight.
"How can I get the tears of the monkey?" Ling Hushuo muttered unintentionally, which happened to be heard by Bai Ji.
"What are you going to do with the monkey's tears?" Bai Ji was deeply confused.
Ling Hushuo felt that it was best to be honest with each other, so he generously said: "I took another business, and the other party asked for a monkey tear, and the price was... Half a million. β
In the blink of an eye, there was one less zero, and it was said that it was okay to be honest with each other23333
Bai Ji rolled her eyes and said, "Hey, I'll help you get your tears, how about 500,000 of us?"
Isn't this equivalent to making 4.75 million yuan for nothing without doing anything!
Ling Hu Shuole couldn't close his mouth, and nodded frequently: "Okay! You help me get tears, and then wait for the payment to arrive, and the two of us will split the account." β
When the cooperation was reached, Bai Ji immediately used a zero-degree breath on the monkeys on the Monkey Mountain, and Hu Shuo stretched out his hand to stop him in confusion: "What do you want to do, if we freeze these monkeys to death, we will have nowhere to cry." β
Bai Ji pushed away Ling Hushuo's hand and smiled confidently: "Don't worry, I'm measured, I'll stop crying when they freeze and cry." β
Crying ......
It's a bit off-the-beaten, but it's a good idea!
Ling Hu Shuo waited quietly, but after half an hour, there was no sign of the monkeys crying, but they kept as far away from Bai Ji as possible.
Bai Ji gave up weakly, and said in an even tone: "No, the weather is too hot now, and the effect of my ability is greatly reduced, let's find another way." β
Find another way......
Ling Hushuo looked at the rockery, saw an old monkey napping, and suddenly had a plan!
"There you have it!"
"What's the solution?"
"Hmph~ Confidential, anyway, you can see. "Ling Hushuo sold the guanzi, thinking to himself that there is a monkey sleeping, isn't my ability [Hidden Dream] just useful! I can't enter the cage, but in the dream world, I can swim casually.
Time is running out, so Hu Shuo immediately activates the ability [Latent Dream], which also has a selection process when using this ability, allowing Hu Shuo to ignore physical obstacles and see selectable targets within 50 meters nearby.
The side didn't look at it, Ling Hushuo decisively chose the old monkey, and then a big living person disappeared in place, and Bai Ji couldn't help but be stunned.
......
The dream world of the old monkey.
"The scenery is so beautiful, I'm afraid it's not peach blossom luck. β
Linghu Shuo was intoxicated with the beautiful scenery, and a peach pit suddenly smashed on the top of his head.
"Who? stand up!"
Who else will be in the old monkey's dream?
There were a few monkey calls from the tree, and when Hu Shuo looked up, he saw the old monkey gnawing on a big peach and looking under the tree, as if he was watching a show.
"Monkey, Monkey, Mo
keyοΌβ
Ling Hu Shuo changed several names in a row and couldn't get a response to the old monkey on the tree, could it be a language barrier?
"You monkey is so ugly!"
"Smack!"
The half-eaten peach was smashed in his face, well, this ordered Hu Shuo to make sure that the old monkey could understand his words.
"Can you give me a tear of yours? I'll exchange a box of peaches for you!" In the old monkey's dream, Ling Hushuo couldn't do anything with it, so he could only use the trade method.
The old monkey picked a big peach casually and shook his head as if to indicate that it was not good.
"One box won't work... What about a truckload of peaches? A truckload of peaches is enough for you to eat for a while, can you change it?" Ling Hushuo added a heavy weight.
The old monkey shook his head with a nonchalant expression.
"How about a cart of peaches for a cart of bananas? A cart of peaches plus a cart of bananas?"
The old monkey refused these terms of exchange one by one, and was not satisfied with just taking a drop of tears for two carts of fruit as much as he wanted?
The old monkey made a mocking gesture, and then threw peaches at Ling Hushuo one after another.
It's tolerable or unbearable, and the aunt can't bear it, and the uncle can't bear it!
Make Fox Shuo's move indestructible to resist the constantly attacking peaches, and then sing a soul-shaking song to the old monkey!
"You carry the burden, I lead the horse~~"
The sonic attack of the peacock attacked the eardrums, and the soul-shaking song of the fox hit the internal organs and even the soul, and the old monkey listened to it on the spot to make the fox turn around - just turn around.
For the old monkey, this is a nightmare, and he wakes up quickly, and as soon as the old monkey's sleep state is lifted, Hu Shuo will be forced to leave the dream world.
"You don't shed a single tear here?"
Getting a drop of monkey tears, the seemingly easy task actually became difficult to operate, making Hu Shuo even want to go to Middle-earth to steal the True Knowledge Crystal again.
"If it doesn't work, just give up. Bai Ji rarely retreated.
"No! we must persevere to the end!" Ling Hushuo was reluctant to think of five million, and thought hard about a way that could not be solved: "Hey, I want to cry when I see the tragic scene, let's show the monkeys the tragic scene, maybe they will cry too!" Come on, come on, you cooperate with me." β
Bai Ji looked confused: "How to cooperate?"
Ling Hushuo quickly recalled the tragedy he had seen: "Yes, you play a dead man..."
Before she finished speaking, Bai Ji replied directly: "You just played a dead man!"
"What do you taboo about playing a dead man as a fox, can you dedicate yourself to art?"
"No, your method is unreliable when you hear it, and you go home. β
Bai Ji didn't listen to the command at all, and bringing her here was really a big mistake made by Ling Hushuo.
Returning home, Hu Shuo fell on the sofa with a frown and watched the task time pass little by little, Wangcai shook his head and ran over and asked: "Is Xiaoshuo Zoo fun, have you seen giant pandas?" β
"It's not fun, and there's no panda. Ling Hushuo replied.
Knowing what Ling Hushuo's Wangcai had guessed, he smiled and said, "Didn't take me to the zoo, did the matter of finding monkey tears not go well?"
Ling Hushuo glanced at Wangcai: "Hey, it's the same if I take you there." β
"How can that be the same!" the dog-headed military master Wangcai went online and whispered a few words in Ling Hushuo's ear.
Ling Hu Shuo's eyes changed and he immediately sat up, feeling that Wangcai's method seemed to be feasible, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.
It's six o'clock in the evening, and there is only one hour and forty-three minutes left before the end of the mission, fortunately, Le Tong didn't come tonight because something happened, so it was convenient for Hu Shuo to act, but then again, Le Tong seems to be very busy today.
Ling Hu Shuo mobilized all his family members to go to the zoo again, and by the time he arrived, the zoo had already closed, but this could not stop Ling Hu Shuo's determination to make a fortune.
With the help of the flying glider's invisibility and levitation techniques, Ling Hu Shuo and his party quietly sneaked into the zoo and came to the Monkey Mountain, which was unfavorable in the morning.
According to Wangcai's strategy, Hu Shuo piled a bunch of wooden branches at the tuyere, Wangcai threw a fireball and lit it, and the billowing smoke was blown into the Monkey Mountain under the impetus of the wind, and the monkeys were smoked and fled in all directions, tears flowing.
What's more tear-jerking than using smoke?Dog-headed military advisor Wangcai: Hehe, or am I smart~
Superman System: "There are tears! Please collect them as soon as possible!"
It is natural to collect it as soon as possible, so Hu Shuo didn't want to miss the five million, so he hurriedly used the magic technique to penetrate the iron cage and collect the monkey's tears with a container: "Offended, offended, I will give you peaches to eat..."
Soon, monkey tears arrived, and more than a drop!
"Oye!" cheered up Hu Shuo, worried that his tears would be lost, so he handed them over to the system as soon as possible, and then returned to the outside of the iron cage before the Soul Technique cooled down again.
"We made it!
Not far away...
"Oh no! it's on fire! Monkey Mountain is on fireβ"
Before the taste of victory was tasted enough, the fire was discovered by the patrolling security guards.
Ling Hushuo took the lead in running out, and when he didn't run a few meters away, he heard the chaotic monkey cry behind him, and suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly turned around and stopped Bai Ji and said, "Hurry up, put out the fire." β
The zero degree breath blew, and the fire was extinguished instantly, making Hu Shuo sure that the fire would not rekindle before continuing to evacuate.
Nervously fled all the way home, until the door was closed, Ling Hushuo's heart was more steady.
Bai Ji leaned against the wall and swallowed hard and asked, "Has the money for selling tears arrived?"
Ling Hushuo glanced at his mobile phone, the money had already arrived, and this time five million was a lot!
"It's time to arrive. Ling Hushuo looked at the more than six million huge sums in the account, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help rising.
"Then divide the money, divide it into four parts~" Bai Ji didn't forget Wangcai and Xiaoxiao.
The mention of cents made Hu Shuo ridiculous, but fortunately, his brain reacted in time: "Divide! Of course, I will divide 500,000 into four parts..."
Five million out of more than 300,000 Ling Hushuo is still barely acceptable!
But things didn't seem to be so simple, Wangcai was stunned for a moment and said, "Hey, why is it four parts of 500,000? Shouldn't it be five million......?"
Ling Hushuo looked at Wangcai with resentful eyes for the first time, and the real success was also prosperous and prosperous!
(End of chapter)