XXXII. It's a show
"Hello wife, my name is Fang Yin, a native of Jiangzhou, my family was separated due to a war accident when I was a child, and my parents were missing, and I was the only one living on the streets. Later, he worked as a street performer in a restaurant, hunted and worked as a coolie in his spare time, and then he was fortunate enough to come to Shangqing under the guidance of a master, a senior brother, and a warm home.
Granny Mu sat on the chair and listened with her old eyes for a long time, nodded and said: "Poor and poor, poor child, hey! Speaking of the tragedy of the massacre in Jiangzhou City, the grandmother also shed a lot of tears back then, and when she thought about it, hey-" On the side, Mu Yaoran said happily: "Mother, this child is well-behaved and obedient, I look at the character is very good, well!" Granny Mu sighed and said: "That old saying is good, knowing people know faces but not hearts, girl, you can't easily draw conclusions when you see a person-"
"Lady, in fact, Fang Yin has long wanted to visit your old man's house, and specially prepared a Zhuyan Pill to honor you, but unfortunately today, he didn't bring it with him. "Daoist Fang was respectful and sincere. Granny Mu smiled, her eyes narrowed again: "The years urge people to grow old, where is there any Yan Dan, hey! The grandmother is so old that she has no teeth, cough cough, she can't eat it!" Fang Daoist shook his head again and again, and said seriously: "The grandmother is nearly fifty years old, and she still has clear eyebrows and beautiful lips and white teeth, so it can be seen that she must be a big beauty back then, unparalleled in the world!" He said nonsense with red mouth and white teeth, and Granny Mu couldn't help laughing: "You little ghost will also say, the wife is obviously seventy or eighty, what-"
"Yes, yes, your wife was a great beauty back then, known as the number one beauty in the world!" Mu Yaoran smiled even more happily, and his eyebrows fluttered for a while. Daoist Fang glanced at it and hurriedly said: "The kid doesn't dare to coax the wife, that Zhuyan Dan is a flower, given by Master Lingxiu, the magic is incomparable, rare in the world! I'll go back and get it, and the grandmother will know when she tries it!" Mu Yaoran suddenly shouted, startled: "Mother! But that Nanshan flower monk, I'm afraid it's true!"
Granny Mu sighed: "White-clothed Bodhisattva, white-clothed Bodhisattva, how can there be a vain under the fame! "Accept generous gifts for non-relatives, Mrs. Mu is greedy, Granny Mu's old face turned red when she said it, but fortunately, no one paid attention: "Ahem, ahem, ahem, good granddaughter, come here." Yuan Yan'er stood alone not far away, and she was stunned when she heard the sound. Seeing that he couldn't, Shaoqing walked over with a red face and a lowered head: "Grandma." ”
Granny Mu kindly took her hand and asked with a smile: "Grandma is the master for you, you say, this kid surnamed Fang or the kid surnamed Yue, which one do you like more?" Miss Yuan was ashamed, how could she say this: "Grandma! What did you say? Yan'er, but I don't understand!" A girl next to her laughed and said: "If you don't know how to pretend to understand, how can you pretend not to understand?" Sister Yuan, you say it quickly, and my sister will also be the master for you!"
"Go, go, there's you everywhere!" Yuan Yan'er was ashamed and annoyed, and went over to raise her fist and hit: "Teach you to talk nonsense! Teach you to talk nonsense!" The women were screaming and jumping to their feet, and the older woman laughed crisply: "Little Taoist, sister, I will call the shots for you, you say, is Sister Yan'er your sweetheart?" At this time, Daoist Fang should be honest and be a complete upright gentleman, and if the enemy is current, he doesn't have the mood to talk about laughing and laughing, so he has no choice but to deal with it for a while-
"Yue Ling—"
One hundred and eight squatted quietly, swallowing a handful of melon seeds in his hand, looking focused and satisfied.
"Not good! stick!" One hundred and eight was startled and jumped to his feet! Turning his head, he saw a man running around with his own stick, and several people shouted and chased after him: "Thief!
"Tianyi, come here, don't run anymore!" Mu Yaoran waved his hand and shouted loudly, as if there was no one around. Shaoqing's little boy ran over, his face was red and sweaty: "Mother, mother, they have to rob me!" Before the words fell, the stick in his hand disappeared: "Squeak!" I only heard a squeaky scream, but it was one hundred and eight who grabbed the stick and turned around and ran, but just turned around and had already been kicked hard: "Squeak!" One hundred and eight jumped up violently, grinning and rushing up-
"Get out of the way! Dead monkey, believe it or not, the old lady peeled the skin and bone, and stewed you!" The perpetrator crossed his waist and glared loudly, and he looked more fierce and fierce than his own! One hundred and eight was frightened, and he hesitated and did not dare to go up: "It's a female! Like a tiger, it is obviously not easy to mess with!" Although one hundred and eight has never seen a tiger, it must be like this! The hero does not suffer the loss in front of him, and finally one hundred and eight swallowed his anger and left, rubbing his ass as he walked.
Suddenly remembered my boss, where is the boss?
The boss is lost!
Huh, what about the sticks?
The stick is gone again!
One hundred and eight hurriedly went to look for it again, and looked down and saw another melon seed!
Mu Yaoran took a handkerchief and gently wiped the sweat on the child's head: "Xiao Tianyi, good baby, rest for a while and then run!"
Heaven does not fulfill people's wishes, Senior Brother Yue drew Ziyi, and Daoist Fang is a Qinger, the two glanced at each other from afar, and then one walked away, and the other did not turn his head. For Fang Yin, this result was not ideal, Fang Yin only wanted to defeat him instead of fighting for the first place, and meeting him earlier would have a better chance of winning, because Daoist Fang was very disappointed in his heart. As for Yue Ling, it would be the same if he met him sooner or later, but Yue Ling was extremely disdainful of this person's opportunistic methods, so Senior Brother Yue was not very satisfied with this result.
Yue Ling appeared.
Opponent Sansheng Peak wishes.
The two looked at each other for a moment, and after a while, Elder Jiang raised his voice and said, "Open-"
"I abstain. ”
Elder Jiang was stunned, and almost suspected that he didn't hear clearly: "You, what did you say, what did you say?" Zhu You nodded and said, "No, I abstain." Elder Jiang said angrily: "How can it be reasonable to retreat from the battle! How can I have such an unsuccessful disciple as you in Shangqing!" Zhu You shook his head and said: "It's not stage fright, it's really bad, the senior brother's internal swordsmanship is far better than mine, and I have been fighting many times to wish you undefeated, so why do you want to do this!" ”
After saying that, he went down and stood under the stage with his hands down.
Thinking that it was a big battle, when they saw the divine power of Senior Brother Yue, who knew that they had done something hastily, and the two sides did not even draw their swords! Seeing this, all the Daoists were greatly disappointed, and the Daoist Elders were displeased at the moment, and several Taoist priests shook their heads and applauded: "Quiet, Quiet!" Elder Jiang looked around and reprimanded loudly, but the matter had come to this point, but there was nothing to be done, after thinking about it, he had to announce: "Yue Lingsheng, Zhu You, Zhu You, hey! Next game, Fang Yin-"
"I also abstain!" Sanshengfeng shouted excitedly: "This can't be compared, look at him, look at him! He, he!" Everyone looked at each other, but when they saw the exclamation and laughter, the women's army rushed out of a person, striding meteor and high-spirited Weiwu spirit! I saw him hanging a quiver on his chest, carrying a long bow, wearing a steel knife at his waist, carrying a crossbow on his shoulder, a green steel sword in his left hand out of the sheath, and a shield in his right hand. I don't know what I was carrying in my arms, and when I saw the heavy running, I fell together: "It's coming!
The people were stunned, and then they were in an uproar.
"Fooling around, what is this doing!" Elder Jiang pointed and scolded, his voice majestic. Daoist Fang stepped forward and grinned: "What?" Elder Jiang said angrily: "Elder Ben has said first, you are not allowed to use the secret weapon insect ant herb technique, how can you-" Fang Yin looked down at his body, and said strangely: "Hidden weapon, bow and crossbow, big knife, this is a shield, all of them are clear swords and open guns, what's wrong?" Elder Jiang was speechless for a while, and after a while, he said, "What is it in your arms?"
Daoist Fang leaned over and put down his sword into his arms, took out many things and put them on the table: "This is a thunderbolt, this is a thunderbolt, this is a meteor bullet, well, it is a firearm, this is an oil tube, this is a wine tube, this is a rice tube, I am a little hungry, you wait first!"
But when I saw that there were a lot of utensils on the stage, such as large and small, long and short, square, round or strange-shaped, people were stunned and didn't know why. After another half of the day, Elder Jiang sighed and said, "Hey, you kid, you really took great pains!" Daoist Fang nodded, and said seriously: "If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, and the competition is not a child's play, so the preparation must be done sufficiently, well, the more the merrier, the more the merrier!" Elder Jiang couldn't cry or laugh when he heard this, what is it if his heart is not child's play? Fragments, men and women, messy and smoky, and a monkey: "Squeak!"
But there are no rules and regulations, but he can't help him for a while, and besides, Elder Jiang is the most fair, since the other party is reasonable, then: "Okay, since the disciple of Sansheng Peak, uh." As he spoke, he glanced down at the roster: "Xiao Yi has already abstained, then you will be counted as winning this battle, and you will not be an example, and you will not be able to do it-" Wait! Wait! The person who had just shouted rushed to the stage angrily and shouted excitedly: "I just said it casually, how can Uncle Shi act so hastily! It's unfair, it's not fair!"
This person was born with a white complexion, neither high nor low, and his thin eyebrows and light eyes were very gratifying. It is gratifying to be gratifying, but it is also angry to speak partially, what kind of person is Elder Jiang, how can he be so rude to him! Elder Jiang acts cautiously and is extremely fair, and the most hated thing in his life is that others criticize him indiscriminately when he is doing things, especially when he is still a junior: "Presumptuous!" Elder Jiang was furious, and raised his fingers: "You said the words yourself, how can you regret it now!
can not only pass the level and kill the generals all the way, the martial arts are extraordinary, Xiao Yi is famous for the "Infinite Sword", and there is a nickname called "Little Rabbit", all of which are given by the brothers of the same sect, and they all say that this person has relatively little courage. However, it is a matter of honor and disgrace and heavy responsibility, how can you lose so unexplained, unjustly, and confusedly bombarded people! The deception is too great and it is absolutely unbearable! Xiao Yi was angry and argued loudly: "Uncle Shi, you are also a child of the Shangqing Dynasty, you old bowl of water must be leveled! You, this, this is a person who favors Wuzifeng!"
Yes! Elder Jiang was born in Wuzifeng, but how could Elder Jiang be biased in favor of the people of Wuzifeng! It's just that he is young and ignorant, but he can't talk nonsense and talk nonsense! Elder Jiang was so angry at the moment that he was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time: "You! You!" After a while, he finally laughed loudly: "Since you insist on doing this, then compare with the previous one! Fang Yin, prepare—"
Daoist Fang, pulled the longbow and put on the sharp arrow, and aimed the spearhead straight at the enemy.
"Wait, wait, Uncle Ancestor, you, how can this!" Xiao Yi waved his hand and retreated far away, watching the sharp arrows of the green black black go straight straight -
"Let's go!"