VILPHKAI Empire, Seser City, Pigeon Coop.

"Wow, that's incredible!"

"At first we thought you were wandering pirates, but everyone knew they were hairless and one-eyed, and then you happened to be again—"

- Bald. ”

"Then we thought you were a deserter captured by the baby, because you were wearing a fourth-class private and were covered in wounds, but again—"

- Bald. ”

"Then we thought you were a lunatic from the hospital, after all, your sleep was a little scary, and it happened to be-"

- Bald. ”

"Can you say soybeans, don't you say the word bald anymore, when will you learn to take care of a woman's emotions?"

"Hey, she's not an ordinary woman, she's been to so many places, it's just my dream life! Haven't you heard Captain Sidden say, it's an insult to an adventurer to mention feelings, we adventurers just need the desire to explore and a brave heart!"

"You adventurers, when did you use it to call the fool who was chased by a chicken the day before yesterday? Since you remember the words of the one-eyed fisherman so clearly, why don't you listen to the advice of Lord Sanjie, be a man with a handsome hairstyle, and straighten out your thief's hair?"

"First of all, messy hair is my unique style, and secondly, I'd rather hang myself from a tree than dress up as a 'strawberry curly sheep with diamonds'. ”

"Phew! Lord Sangjie is by no means a curly sheep, and besides, there are no strawberry curly sheep, only grassland curly sheep!"

"I heard Yin Xinmei say that she sold 7,000 strawberry curly sheep with the trade team. ”

"If you don't talk nonsense like a bald head and a bald head is short, you'll be able to hear her say the prairie and not the strawberries!"

"Yo yo yo, listen to who is putting the bald head on his lips now······"

"Hey, hey, hey!" "If I tell you a few more stories about pirates, can you guarantee that you won't interrupt, interfere, or quarrel and stay quiet the whole time?"

"We promise!!" the two said in unison.

The combined lung capacity of the Neng's twins can withstand the entire troupe, and Yin Xinmei feels that he has almost finished the words of the second half of his life. By the time of a meal, her ears were already rumbling under the continuous and violent high-decibel bombardment of the two men. Maybe they were a little shy at first, but when they showed a little kindness, they poured out all the doubts without thinking, and chirped as excited as two sparrow cubs that had just flown out of the nest.

Of course, Yin Xinmei will not tell the truth, she has the greatest ability to mix hearsay and nonsense, and say it as if it were true, and the two little musicians who have never been out of Seser City in their lives are stunned. She told them that she had no parents since she was a child, that she had been raised by her uncle, who was a toy merchant, and that she had been traveling around the world with various trading caravans in her teens. The customs are real, the vendetta in a foreign country is real, the guns are misfired, and the wilderness survival is also real, but the protagonist has made a small change.

"So, we had a fight with the natives, and they put all the people who stayed in the camp in sacks and resisted it. Pointing to her head, she told the story in a colorful voice, "Then the natives were in charge of shaving our heads and bathing us, and were going to roast us and eat them." You all know the rest of the story, but luckily my uncle saved the local governor from the tiger's mouth many years ago, and if he hadn't raided the base camp of the natives with a few hundred militiamen, I would have turned into fertilizer a long time ago. ”

"Uh-huh-" The twins made a vomiting sound.

"So your uncle was also picked up by the baby?"

"No," said Yinxinmei, "Uncle left a lot of sequelae when he was young, and now he has basically retired. I'll leave the purchase of firearms and gunpowder to me for the time being. "She's making it up.

"Mr. Su's medical skills are very good, we can ask him to treat your uncle, because there is no disease in the world that our husband can't see well." Neng Mi said proudly, and her brother nodded as if she were pounding garlic.

"Thank you. But my uncle is in the wind and spirit," the two of them suddenly wilted, and took the opportunity to change the subject, "Do you know why King Jalal didn't plan to go out to Emperor Sether's birthday ball? ”

"I know!" said Neng Mi quite cleverly, "There is an article in "Give You a Pair of Discerning Eyes", which says that Queen Jalal has had a crush on the emperor since she was a child, but the emperor doesn't take her seriously at all, and then the king of Jalal secretly came to Fengxian to find the emperor to duel," she mysteriously lowered her voice, "The emperor asked him to give him a pigskin and a donkey skin, and he sent him to the port without even bothering to see him." King Jalal was so angry that he almost died on the ship. ”

"Why do you want to send skin?" asked Yin Xinmei.

It means as stupid as a pig and as a donkey. "I can soybean finally know that I have never heard of a hidden eyebrow, and I am very proud.

"The emperor has gone too far!" Neng Mi said angrily.

"What's going on?" Neng Soybean immediately sneered, "In my opinion, Your Majesty has done the right thing." didn't give hope to a stupid woman, and left a life for the foolish king who ran to his death, it couldn't be more merciful, because it was those two fools who were amorous from the beginning to the end. ”

"Don't you see that "Give You a Pair of Eyes" still says ······"

"Why do you believe everything? You just read too many of these blind toilet readings to like that sissy of Sang Jie," Neng Soybean dismissed, "What gives you a pair of discerning eyes, I think it's to poke you blind······"

"Not really!" Neng Mi retorted with a flushed face, "There are a lot of things you don't know about the emperor······"

"I know everything you know, and His Majesty has his reason for everything!"

"Is it justified to kill your own father?"

Hidden eyebrows and Noh Soybean suddenly jumped up like springs.