Chapter 19: The Liquid of Jade
Due to the addition of Jiang Haoze, the peach orchard was trampled worse than recorded in "Journey to the West", the 9,000-year-old peaches were eaten cleanly, and there were not a few peaches left that were ripe for 6,000 years. It is estimated that when those peach picking fairies were about to arrive, Jiang Haoze no longer ate peaches blatantly, but quietly picked some and put them on the jade plate.
After eating, he packed it, if the Jade Emperor knew that there was a person like Jiang Haoze, he would definitely want to peel him and cramp him. He didn't worry about being found out at all, he didn't belong to this world, even the saints couldn't deduce that he had done something bad, and in the end it was the monkey who took the blame.
Jiang Haoze didn't feel guilty, even if he didn't mix, the ending of the monkey would not change anything. After eating and drinking, he turned into a whirring worm, and learned from the monkey to hide on the leaves and sleep sweetly, until the peach fairy and the monkey had an argument before Shi Shiran woke up.
The monkey learned that the queen mother's peach festival did not invite him, and was despised by those fairies, and his fragile self-esteem was hurt again. He cast his immobilization to hold the seven fairies, and complained angrily: "Brother, you say that you are not angry, my grandson is the Monkey King of the Jade Emperor, and the Queen Mother did not invite me to open the peach event." ”
Jiang Haoze shook his head and said: "Brother, you still don't understand now? That Jade Emperor Lao'er doesn't want to see you at all, it's just because of your great magical powers that you have arbitrarily sealed a Monkey King, and it seems to be beautiful, but no one takes you seriously." ”
The monkey bared his teeth angrily and said viciously: "Since the queen mother didn't invite me, I disturbed her peach party, does my brother want to go to Yaochi with me?"
"Go with your brother. ”
Jiang Haoze turned into a bee and landed on the monkey's shoulder, and the monkey flew to Yaochi on a somersault cloud, and on the way, he fooled the barefoot immortal to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. Yaochi Yigan Lux was brewing elixir jade liquid, and he could smell the rich aroma of wine thousands of miles away, so Jiang Haoze couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Sun Monkey took out the sleepy insect to control the wrestler, and the two opened the jar containing the elixir and jade liquid to drink, and after a while, the monkey was a little drunk. Jiang Haoze was afraid that he would get drunk and make a mistake, so he just took small sips, occasionally collected some immortal wine and put it on the jade plate, and when the monkey was completely drunk and staggered out of the Yao Pond, he collected all the elixir and jade liquid.
Sun Monkey staggered to the Tushi Palace, picked up the gourd of Taishang Laojun containing the pill, grabbed a handful of nine-turn golden pills and swallowed it. Jiang Haoze was very distressed when he saw it, the Nine Turns Golden Pill was the treasure of the immortal family, which could give birth to human flesh and bones, and the monkey's way of eating was really too bad.
The monkey was righteous enough as always, even if he was drunk, he didn't forget to share the elixir with Jiang Haoze, and after grabbing a handful and stuffing it into his mouth, he handed the gourd to Jiang Haoze. Jiang Haoze was not as wasteful as a monkey, he swallowed a nine-turn golden pill, and then put the gourd into the creation jade plate.
The drunken monkey saw that Jiang Haoze only ate one, shook his head and laughed: "Brother is stingy, I am afraid that there are 100 gold pills in the gourd, but my brother only eats one." ”
Jiang Haoze smiled bitterly and said: "This Nine Turns Golden Pill is powerful, I am not as talented as a virtuous brother, I am afraid that I will explode and die if I eat too much." ”
The monkey's face was colorful, he picked up another gourd, and directly poured the golden pill in the gourd into his mouth: "That's my brother who is wrong, my body is indeed much stronger than my brother, and I am not afraid of more golden pills." ”
There are a total of five pots of pills in Tushi Palace, although I don't know what kind of elixir is contained in other gourds, but Taishang Laojun's products are naturally high-quality. Jiang Haoze couldn't wait to slap his mouth, just because he casually boasted, the monkey spoiled the elixir in order to show off his talent, and he was very distressed, so he cheekily asked the monkey for a lot.
Jiang Haoze had long planned to accompany the monkey to the Tushi Palace, and he had imagined that the elixir was the innate spirit treasure purple gold gourd, so that it was convenient to take the sheep by hand. However, he was disappointed, and after carefully inspecting the gourd, he found that it was very ordinary, and it was not the innate spirit treasure he was expecting.
The effect of the Nine Turns Golden Pill is much better than the decanting soup, even if it is a jade liquid that drinks the elixir and swallows a lot of elixir, the monkey will also wake up. Looking at the messy Tushi Palace, the monkey who knew that he had provoked the saint finally knew that he was afraid, and said in a loud voice: "Bitter and bitter, this time I have suffered such a catastrophe, I am afraid that Heavenly Court will not rest with me." ”
Jiang Haoze said with a smile: "If there are too many lice, it is not itchy, you and my brothers have already committed a crime by stealing peaches, even if they don't come to the Jade Emperor of the Tushi Palace, they will not rest." Now that the Monkey King can't do it, he simply goes back to Huaguo Mountain and leads the small ones to fight with Heaven again. ”
Sun Wukong nodded and said: "What my brother said is that I have offended the Jade Emperor Lao'er anyway, so my old grandson simply brought some more elixir and jade liquid back, and let me all those monkey monkeys and monkey grandchildren live forever." ”
All the elixir and jade liquid in Yaochi were collected by Jiang Haoze, and the monkey wanted to take the agar jade liquid to take care of the monkey monkey grandson, and he had to spit it out. However, there are nearly 100 jars of Yaochi's elixir and jade liquid, and it is definitely impossible for him to contribute all of them, at most half of it will be diluted and given to the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain to drink.
Jiang Haoze suddenly thought of one thing, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain already have spirituality, and they are even more extraordinary after drinking the elixir and jade liquid. In the first battle of Heavenly Court's crusade against Huaguo Mountain, the one-horned ghost king and the seventy-two cave demon king under the command of the monkey were captured, and none of the monkey spirits were caught, which shows the cleverness of the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain.
There are more than 47,000 monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, Sun Monkey was caught in Heaven, Erlang God led Meishan Seven Monsters to kill most of them, and Sun Monkey was expelled back to Huaguo Mountain by Tang Seng when only a few thousand remained. If all the spirit monkeys are brought to the Taixu Realm and placed on Treasure Island in the Endless Sea, it will definitely make Treasure Island Wonderland more spiritual.
The more Jiang Haoze thought about it, the more feasible he felt, saving the Huaguo Mountain monkey group could allow him to have a reliable demon army, and it could also make Sun Monkey grateful, why not? Originally, he was very reluctant to take out the elixir jade liquid in his hand, and after treating the monkey group as his private property, he suddenly felt that it was not so difficult to accept.
Sun Monkey made Jiang Haoze still transform into a bee and stop on his shoulder, used a stealth technique, left the Heavenly Court from the West Heavenly Gate, and returned to Huaguo Mountain according to Luoyun. The monkey was a man who couldn't hide his words, and he told the group of monkeys about the mess in the heavenly court, but the monkey who was implicated by him not only did not complain, but also happily set up a drink to catch the wind.
The monkeys used coconut wine to toast Sun Wukong and Jiang Haoze, and Sun Monkey, who likes to show off poorly, began to pretend to compare, grinning and saying: "It's not delicious, it's not delicious, you King Jiang brought a lot of elixir and jade liquid from Yaochi, and we will have a fairy wine party in the Water Curtain Cave today." ”
Jiang Haoze didn't want to leave a stingy impression on the monkey, so he took out half of the elixir and jade liquid from the jade plate, and said with a smile: "Those immortal officials in Yaochi have been busy for a long time, but they are making wedding clothes for us, and today everyone can taste the immortal family's divine brew." ”