Chapter 34 How Shuangwen is made
In the days to come, the 338 dormitory, the weekly health evaluation, will be the first, the first, or the first without suspense. Because in the dormitory, there is just a little bit of work, hehe, the four of them are rushing to do it, sometimes they will fight in a hurry, and if there is a hair on the ground, it will be picked up, and it will be raised and asked, "Who's, who's, hurry up and admit it, Lao Tzu can wait here!"
The result is usually the closest person who says: "I'm sorry, I dropped it, thank you, please help throw it in the trash!" There are even more outrageous, hehe, Lao Tzu just took off the pants, someone will throw you into the washing machine, that is the clean pants you just changed, he will look at you with expectant eyes, if you don't say thank you, it is estimated that he will even throw your quilt into the washing machine.
Later, after repeated verification, it was unanimously decided to send the washing machine to the dormitory next door for use, because everyone found that there is sometimes no reward for using the washing machine to help roommates wash clothes, only hand washing, Nima, and there are rewards every time. Sometimes, when washing, be sincere, you will be rewarded with two or more fan values.
God, the roommates in the dormitory next door, everyone must be moved to tears, Ma Yi, what age is this, and there are good deeds!
When Wu Dalang found out that after sending the things in the dormitory out, he would actually get fan points, hehe, this flute, except for quilts and clothes in the dormitory, no one asked for it when it was given to others, and all the others were sent out.
Ye Qing is also inspecting them, so they haven't been taught the nameless mantra yet, so they can only earn the pleasure of fan value, and they can't cultivate at all, despite this, they still enjoy it, just like the little between men and women, obviously they already have children, and every night, they are still so happy!
Of course, these are later words, that night, several people ate Ye Qing's hot pot, in addition to thanking them, they all felt that this hot pot was so delicious? Especially the few grass-like Dongdong inside, the kind of fragrance that can make people have the same unforgettable first love, and there is a kind of Dongdong in it that can't tell what it is, anyway, it is almost the same as the feeling when getting the fan value, but it is several times lighter. Fake, this kid Bloodstone can't be marijuana, Wu Dalang couldn't help but slander maliciously.
Naturally, they didn't know that those grasses were not things on the earth at all, they were things that had existed in the Qingye world since the beginning of the world, and they all contained a trace of Chaos Qi, which was the Innate Qi!
After eating, Ye Qing began to surf the Internet, Zhang Yulong and Wu Dalang ate Ye Qing's hot pot, and also got a laptop worth more than 10,000 yuan given by Ye Qing, naturally they rushed to brush the pot and wash the dishes with a mouthful of thanks.
Hehe, these two stunned species, Ye Qing will not grab the job of brushing pots and washing dishes in the future. Fortunately, they still have self-knowledge, they didn't rush to cook, Zhang Yulong once tried it, the hot pot cooked in a rice cooker, hehe, it's terrible, since then, cooking is Ye Qing's patent.
Ye Qing used a weakened version of the flame technique, coupled with the grass of the green leaf world, the heat and condiments of this hot pot have reached the realm where this thing should only be in the sky, and how many times can it be tasted in the world.
And Ye Qing also fell in love with cooking, watching his roommates eat with relish, Ye Qing was very happy, of course, the main thing is to earn a lot of fans to work.
Breakfast, Wu Dalang rushed to buy it, and the money was naturally Ye Qinglai. For Chinese food, everyone basically goes to the VIP lounge of Western University to eat, one is to take a look at the beauty of swimsuits by the way, and the other is to accompany Wang Mengxian to eat, fulfilling the responsibility of this fiancé!
Of course, of course, these are absolute afterwords, or on the evening of the first day of school, Ye Qing used the laptop he just bought to surf the Internet in the dormitory, Zhang Yulong and Wu Dalang were brushing pots and washing dishes, and Tiemu was sweeping and mopping the floor, cleaning glass or something.
Ye Qing entered a little bit of Chinese on Du Niang, began to register, and then was a little worried that his favorite name Gluttony would have been preemptively registered by anyone, because the first time he accidentally lost into naughty, Nima, the system prompted, this nickname is too sought-after, has been registered. If you don't care about it, it's chaotic, you don't want to think about it, how can anyone register the word gluttony, if Ye Qing doesn't know the predecessors of gluttony, it is estimated that on the earth, in 10,000 years, there will not be any netizen whose screen name is gluttonous.
Sure enough, when Ye Qing entered the gluttonous qi again, the registration was successful. Following the novice guide, haha, a hundred experience points were rewarded at once, which made Ye Qing excited, there is really an experience value on the Internet, although this experience value cannot be used for cultivation, and it is also slightly different from his own fan value, but Ye Qing fell in love with the Chinese network at once.
After Ye Qing registered, he immediately started to apply for writers, hehe, fuck it, after filling in the title of the book, a brief introduction or something, he immediately asked him to upload the text of 3,000 words, Ye Qing finally filled in so much information, and it was a pity to give up, because that night, Ye Qing had other things to do, after all, he had left Duck and Goose Lane Tie Niu, Huang Laoxi, and they had been many days, and I missed them in my heart, so I had to finish the text of the three thousand words first, and then go and see them, maybe the later it is, the safer it is to go there.
Ye Qing University only took one class, and the current level of code words is a high school student. God, he smoked a box of cigarettes and held back three words: "Tattered King!"
This must be a rhythm that wants to suffocate people! If you have a full stomach, you don't know where to start, even if you are at the level of high school, then didn't you write poems in high school? Although you are not as vigorous as Li Bai Dufu, don't we also open our mouths to make limericks? Moreover, before I set foot on the road of no return to cultivating immortals, didn't I write text messages for several text messaging websites?
Well, let's start with my first text message, I remember that it was a text message called struggle, which is recorded as follows: "People always live in the evaluation of others, except for a few people, those who change history." Eat your own food, fight your own fight, a bite of rice and a bite of meat, you must be real to be a man!"
At that time, I got five dollars, and I was very excited for a long time, although we were not bad at that time. I remember that the second text message we wrote was Mr. Niu's pickling experience, and the record is as follows: "My pickling experience, to paraphrase Mr. Niu's words, is that I am just a child who plays alone in the love field, and occasionally I am ecstatic to pick up a few beautiful girls, but I am unaware of the vast sea of beauties in front of me." ”
I got another five yuan, remember that the third text message we wrote was to hug that festival, those two words must not be typed, otherwise it will become a fork, the record is as follows: "If you are in the same mandarin tent with your young lady, how can you be willing to let you fold the quilt and spread that." That word must not be written, hehe, it doesn't rhyme. The ancient son-in-law is happy, and the young lady and maid are together. My requirements are not so high, on the day of the hug festival, let's just hug!"
I got another five yuan, I remember that the screen name at that time was called Qingfeng Lanyue, unconvinced netizens, you can search for it on Du Niang now, it was indeed written by our Ye Qing. Hey, hey, the breeze and the moon, how pure and immaculate I was at that time, now, cough, people are always changing, especially our immortal cultivators, we must disobey the heavens and pursue eternal life, we can't care too much about those subsections!
That's it, I finally made up 500 words, Fake, this is the rhythm of the dead, the website said, at least 3,000 words should be uploaded, your 500 words, there is a hairy use! Besides, the title of your book is "God-level Rag King", and the beginning is talking about how you write text messages, which must be the rhythm of thousands of miles off topic!
Elementary school essays are not as good, people dot the Chinese network, that is our China's premier online website, there are more amazing and glamorous writers in it, just like this, it is estimated that it is difficult to review the guò!
However, Ye Qing held back his stomach, he didn't vomit or be unhappy, we didn't have to deal with money, we just wanted to say what was in my heart. Even if you don't sleep today, you have to code out 3,000 words.
Ye Qing finished smoking another box of cigarettes, still only more than five hundred words, suddenly, Ye Qing had a flash of inspiration, yes, how could he forget Teacher Hao, Ye Qing immediately smiled and snuffed out the cigarette, a clear decision, and the whole body became extremely pure.
Oh, in the search column of the Chinese network, I entered how Shuangwen was refined, and immediately several pages of the book appeared, but the name exactly matched only the top book, click to enter, the author's name is called Shuangwen, yes, it is Teacher Hao's book.
Ye Qing took a look, there were tens of millions of clicks in total, tens of thousands of clicks per week, and dozens of people rewarded, and there were also people who rewarded millions of coins at one time, which was 10,000 yuan, but unfortunately, there was a vacancy for 10 million rewards, haha, isn't this what I kept for Ye Qing, 10 million coins, but it's just 100,000 yuan, and we're not bad for money, hehe, Ye Qing directly clicked on the reward, but the system prompted that your Diandian coins are zero, reward a yarn!
At this time, it is late at night, it seems that I can only recharge tomorrow and then reward, Mr. Hao, Ye Qing, I'm embarrassed, I didn't give a reward, read your article, for a person like us who is happy to help others, I am really not used to it!
However, soon, Ye Qing was deeply attracted by Mr. Hao's book, this is a cool text, the whole text is colloquial, even if it is a primary school student, it can be read clearly.
The beginning is to ask the author of the cool article, must write their own refreshing, if the author writes his own pain, then the person who reads it will inevitably be more painful, the result is that the reader directly abandons the article, there are so many online articles, no more than you, no less than you.
On the other hand, if the author's writing is getting better, then the reader will naturally read it heartily. And there is no such thing as zài Kaven at all, hehe, once the idea of creation is opened, you can't accept it if you want to!
And what kind of creative outline, hehe, all of them are not needed. You just need to know who the pig's feet are, what kind of state it was, and what kind of state it will eventually reach. Too detailed an outline of creation, not only is it useless, but it is harmful, and that is the culprit of your Kavin.
Ye Qing simply admired the five strands of land, this is creation, if the pain of code every day is unbearable, then it is better to go to the bricks, not only to exercise, but also to support the family.
Moreover, Mr. Hao also specifically mentioned that both the author and the reader must be able to endure loneliness, especially when their thoughts are like a surging river, don't be bothered by foreign objects, what clicks, the number of collections, those are all virtual, the key is their own articles, and getting the recognition and liking of hundreds of millions of book fans is the king, at least to achieve the purpose of entertaining the public.
We are not Cao Xueqin, we can add or delete five times, read for ten years, and create the Red Mansion of porridge for the whole family. What we want is very simple, it is a cool word, if you make Lao Tzu cool, Lao Tzu will give you money, that's all.
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