Chapter 355: Bullshit Taoism
"Open the door!" everyone went down the mountain to the door of the Taoist temple. The adamantium cannon began to yell and knock on the door.
After a while, the door of the Taoist temple was opened, and a young Taoist priest of about twenty walked out, this Taoist priest was wearing a green sermon robe, but he was wearing a pair of leather shoes on his feet, and on his head was a hibiscus crown that only a superior person or above was qualified to wear.
"Call out your stewards. King Kong Cannon stepped forward and shouted with his head up.
"This is a pure place, please go back." This guy looked impatient when he saw us, and waved his hand impatiently at the King Kong Cannon, "Do you know who you're talking to?" King Kong Cannon raised his finger and raised his eyebrows at the epaulettes on his shoulder. The look of the fake Taoist priest showed that he didn't pay attention to the soldiers who were wearing the Vajra Cannon at all, which made the Vajra Cannon very angry.
"This is Zhongnan Mountain, we are outsiders who practice, and you have no right to control us. The fake Taoist priest turned around and walked into the Taoist temple as he spoke, and he was about to close the door with his backhand.
"You're fucking the other way around. Where did the King Kong Cannon receive such a cold reception, and quickly kicked open the half-closed door, and the fake Taoist priest who was closing the door inside was hit by the oncoming door panel and sat on the ground bleeding from his mouth and nose.
King Kong Cannon took the lead in entering the Taoist temple, and waved at everyone with his backhand, and everyone followed in.
I smiled and walked at the end, after entering the Taoist temple, I found that the construction style of this Taoist temple is very problematic, as soon as I entered the door, there was a huge shadow wall, the shadow wall was built by everyone in ancient times to block the evil qi inside the gate, the Taoist temple has three clear protection, it is definitely not necessary to use these things, I doubt which dog head designer can design the Taoist temple like this?
"Remember, Taoist priests don't wear leather shoes, because they block the earth," I walked up to the fake Taoist priest and kicked the leather shoes he was wearing.
"Also, Taoist priests will not wear Dao crowns on formal occasions, not to mention that you are not qualified to wear such Dao crowns. I reached out and took off the hibiscus crown from the head of the fake Taoist priest and buckled it on my head, leaving the frightened guy behind and walking around the shadow wall and into the interior of the Taoist temple.
Inside the Taoist temple is a large square, it is the afternoon, there is no one in the square, I looked around and found a large number of people all gathered in the main hall directly north of the square. And that light purple aura and a large amount of kun qi appeared in a pavilion three miles away from the main hall.
"Wang~Wang~" Just as I looked around to observe the situation, three huge black dogs rushed out of the hall, baring their teeth and barking at us.
The size of these black dogs was extremely huge, each of them was the size of a calf, and the speed of running was also unusually fast, and a few ups and downs rushed to the front of King Kong Cannon and others, and their hind limbs kicked up high, biting straight into everyone's throat.
"Click, pop, snap. Three incomprehensible sounds came at the same time, and after the sound, the three black dogs lay on the ground.
The click was the sound of the adamantium cannon breaking the neck of the black dog that struck him.
The poofs were the sound caused by Chen Mingqiang's swift dagger inserting into the heart of another black dog.
The snap is the movement of Xu Zhanqun's bowl-sized fist smashing on the dog's head.
The calmness and crispness shown by everyone in the face of unexpected situations made me nod secretly, this team has most of the elite of the eighteen sub-bureaus, and the combat effectiveness is indeed strong.
King Kong Cannon and Chen Mingqiang are fatal with one blow, Xu Zhanqun has no aura cultivation, and only relies on his own brute strength, so the black dog that was hit by him moaned and convulsed for a moment before he died, even so I am still very satisfied with his performance, killing such a huge black dog with one punch is not something that ordinary people can do.
"Section Chief Yu. At this moment, Gongyeguo, who had always been silent, opened his mouth and shouted to me.
"What's wrong?" I said, turning my head to look sideways. He is older, his heart is calmer, and he doesn't talk much.
"Nothing, I may have misheard. Gong Yeguo looked nervously and suspiciously at the black dog that was killed by Xu Zhanqun, and his brows furrowed.
The look on his face suggests that he must have noticed something, but he may also mishear and misjudge when he is nervous. Since he wasn't sure I couldn't press him to speak, he just reached out and patted him on the shoulder, signaling that he didn't need to be nervous.
After the three black dogs were killed, a large number of men, women and children wearing various colors of Taoist robes poured out of the main hall, and quickly shouted and ran towards us to surround us, I took a cursory glance and found that there were more than 200 people in this group of noisy people, people of all ages, and the Taoist robes worn on their bodies were not uniform standards, blue, red, black, white, very mixed, among them, there were a few wearing purple Taoist robes, and the hairstyles on their heads were also all kinds of messy, and there were even a few dyed yellow hair. This scene made me laugh, what kind of Taoist priests are this.
"What do you soldiers want to do?"
"They killed the cathar dogs. ”
"Go and ask for a master. ”
"Kombat 110. ”
The crowd surrounded us and scolded us loudly, all of them furious, and the way they gritted their teeth in anger even made me suspect that we had killed not the three dogs, but their father.
"Silence!" Just as King Kong Cannon frowned and was about to reverse the rifle behind his back, an old voice came from the crowd, and this 'silence' made everyone immediately stop clamoring, and the crowd scattered left and right, automatically giving way to a passage.
"Comrade, I'm the steward here, what can I say. Walking in the crowd was an old man with white hair, a pair of black-rimmed eyes on the bridge of his nose, his hair neatly combed back, wearing a white practice uniform, and holding a common imitation Tai Chi sword in the market.
"You're the steward here?" King Kong Cannon turned his head to look at the old man, who didn't have any aura cultivation, just a very ordinary old man. In addition, the word steward is indeed used in Taoist temples, Taoist temples and monasteries have a person who is responsible for handling chores, similar to the duties of a steward, we Taoists call them stewards, and Buddhism calls them superintendents.
"Yes, what is the matter with you?" the old man looked polite, and it seemed that he had come to the mountain to visit the road after retirement.
"Does your Taoist temple have the approval of the Religious Affairs Bureau?" When the King Kong cannon came up, he asked for the approval of the family, and whether there was an approval or not was the criterion for judging whether a Taoist temple was legal.
"This" The old man's hesitant expression showed that this was not a legitimate Taoist temple recognized by the state at all.
"No, then you people are illegal assemblies, suspected of subverting state power and carrying out terrorist activities, and we have the right to deport you. The King Kong cannon snorted and snorted.
"Where are you going to expel us?" asked the old man in horror. The previous speech sickness of the King Kong Cannon scared this old thing enough.
"That, forget it if you don't have an approval, there is always a land use certificate, take it out. King Kong Cannon also knew that there was a hole in his words, so he didn't answer his words.
The old man fell silent again, this is Zhongnan Mountain, and he knows that there is no land use certificate when he thinks about it.
"Without a land use certificate, it is an illegal building, and according to the regulations, the land must be demolished" The more King Kong Cannon said, the more outrageous it became, and in the end I really couldn't look at it, so I stretched out my hand and pulled him back.
"Call you viewers out, and I'll give you ten minutes!"