13. Overlord meal
He Mingda saw Hu San go away, took out the silver and checked it, and smiled coldly: "When I am an idiot, go and get the blood trace? The bottom of the criminal on the official document of the sea capture was clear to him, this Xue Wanli's murderous reputation spread far and wide, and the government had no choice but to take it for more than ten years, so why should he take it from his own family? This person is known as "a blood trail of thousands of miles", and friends of the True Dragon Sect in the city have repeatedly mentioned that they should be careful at home, and it is absolutely impossible to take it lightly!
If it weren't for Xue Wanli, if he had mobilized the people to run for nothing, he would have been ridiculed and ridiculed by his subordinates; if it was really Xue Wanli, how could he hold on to that huge coward with his own manpower? When the time comes, if the soldiers are lost and the general has done a bad errand, it is inevitable that the lord of Zhizhou will be scolded and his reputation in the yamen will be greatly damaged; these are just the matter, life and death matters, if he loses his surname in a daze, he will not even have the opportunity to turn over the book! He is clear about his philosophy in order to protect his life. Regardless of his Xue bandits, he doesn't have to pay attention to them, and he can eat and drink.
He Mingda swayed and went to find the tavern, the two bandits over there still didn't know how to escape, they had already drunk three rounds of food and five flavors, and they were eating and drinking and getting better. Xiao Fangzi grew so big, he had never eaten such a sumptuous feast, and at this time, he was grabbing a crispy chicken leg with his left hand, holding a sauce and a big bone with his right hand and chewing it vigorously again and again, eating with a greasy face and a dazzled smile, and he couldn't bother to say anything.
Xue Wanli poured a bowl of wine and drank it all.
Seeing Xiao Fangzi's fierce eating, Xue Wanli smiled at the corner of his eyes and said softly: "Eat slowly, don't choke." Xiao Fangzi puffed out his cheeks and said vaguely: "Old Xue, you eat quickly! It's delicious, it's delicious!" Xue Wanli nodded, raised his chopsticks to pick up the vegetables, ate two bites, sighed, and poured another bowl of wine and dried it. Xiao Fangzi saw his loss of appetite and his expression was sluggish, and he couldn't help but feel slightly strange: "Old Xue, Old Xue?" Xue Wanli smiled: "It's nothing, I think of a friend." ”
Xiao Fangzi said happily: "You have a friend here, it's a good thing! Ask him to come and drink together!" Xue Wanli shook his head and sighed: "This friend has always been uninvited, and now I don't know where he is, hey, I guess it's coming soon!" Xiao Fangzi nodded, grabbed a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, and asked: "Your friend, is martial arts harmful?" Xue Wanli smiled and said: "I look at it very bad!haha!" Xiao Fangzi's eyes lit up: "How about comparing with you?" Xue Wanli took a deep breath: " It's hard to say, I've fought with him more than a dozen times without a win, haha, a few times I almost died!"
"Aren't you a friend? Why are you desperate!" Xiao Fangzi was startled and exclaimed: "It's all crazy! Huh, by the way, did the injuries on your body hurt that person?" Xue Wanli laughed: "It's thanks to him, but he didn't take advantage of it! Haha, it's really crazy!" After that, he shook his head, poured a full bottle of wine and drank it all in one gulp: "Xiao Fangzi, you are still young, some things you don't understand, the one who draws the sword against each other is not necessarily the enemy, and the one who drinks and talks is not necessarily a friend." ”
Xiao Fangzi's eyes widened: "How can there be such a reason! You lie to people!" Xue Wanli laughed: "It's okay now, tell you about the origin of that person, otherwise when he arrives, Old Xue Ke won't have the time to talk to you!" Xiao Fangzi wiped his mouth and sat up straight, ready to listen. Suddenly, I felt that there was something unsatisfactory, so I reached out and picked up a bowl and said, "Old Xue, pour it!"
Lao Xue's temper was surprisingly good at this time, he only smiled, grabbed the wine jar and poured him half a bowl, and poured it for himself. Xiao Fangzi took a small sip, only to feel that his tongue was numb, and in an instant, if there was a line of fire down his throat, the place where he passed was spicy and burned, and he couldn't help but tighten his throat and cough loudly again and again! Wine is a thing that helps to entertain people, and when you drink it, the more sorrowful you are, and the happier you are. It is common for others to drink chic and happy, like a jade liquid, and they are amazed and fluttering, but I didn't expect this thing to be so unpalatable!
Xiao Fangzi's face turned red and he glanced at Xue Wanli, for fear of making fun of him. Xue Wanli turned a blind eye and said slowly: "That person is the master of the True Dragon Sect, the number one sect in the world, surnamed Li, and his two names are not killed. This person makes a soft sword, the swordsmanship is as fast as the wind, smart as a snake, unpredictable, and the rivers and lakes are named 'snake sword'. This is a fierce fight with me all the way, fighting for my life......"
Xiao Fang Ziqi said: "Huh, why is he looking for you to fight?" Xue Wanli smiled slightly: "This matter is a long story, the year before last, I rectified a big annihilation minister in the capital, alarmed the court, and sent a large number of eagle dogs to chase and kill everywhere. I had no scruples about wandering around the world, and then I killed a few dog officials elsewhere......" Xiao Fangzi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he muttered: "Good experience! Old Xue, obey you!" Xue Wanli shook his head and smiled: "That's nothing, it's just that in September this year, the court didn't know what means to use, and actually bought the master of the True Dragon Sect to assassinate me, hey! Xue is really an honor!"
"By the way, it's this 'snake sword'!" Xiao Fangzi said suddenly. Xue Wanli nodded, and said: "This person is one of the thirty-three killers of the True Dragon Sect's underworld, he is fierce and ruthless, and he has never missed a soul chasing life!" Hey, this time he is eyeing someone Xue, but he doesn't know who killed the deer!" Xiao Fangzi smacked his tongue and exclaimed: "Wow, thirty-three killers, if you go together, you can die early!" Xue Wanli chirped: "Crow's mouth! Hey! Thirty-three killers, Xue Mou has such a big face!" After a pause, he smiled again: "But this True Dragon Sect is strong, and it is true that there are many people, and there are also branches in this Qingzhou City, and the eyeliner is widely spread." As he spoke, he squinted at a table in the distance: "Look-"
When I turned my head, I saw two men in green clothes standing on the table, looking at each other coldly. Xiao Fangzi was timid, turned around and whispered: "The real dragon sect is not good! I heard us speak!" Xue Wanli laughed: "Don't be afraid, there is Lao Xue here, they don't dare to come over!" Xiao Fangzi was bold, turned his head again, and saw the two of them bow their heads and whisper a few words, and turned around and went downstairs together. Xue Wanli smiled: "Go on, uh, where did you go?"
"Speaking of snake swords!"
"Yes, then I am in the inn, this powerful and single sword will come early in the morning, and I will not say a word when I meet, and I will stab when I get out of the sword. Hey! Xue Mouyi is bold and bold, he is not afraid, he flashes and moves high and low, and he kills him with only a pair of fleshy palms, you come and I fight for 800 rounds......" Xiao Fangzi frowned, and said in his heart: "This person, why is it blowing again while talking?" But seeing that he was happy, it was inconvenient to disturb, and he pricked up his ears to listen.
“...... After a while, he got up and said that there would be a certain period of time, and then he limped away. After four or five fights, I got a sword wound, and he broke his tendons.
He said it lightly, how can outsiders understand the danger? The two have similar martial arts, and they both take a fierce and fierce road, and life and death are only on the first line when they fight, and the two of them have really been locked in the ghost gate several times: "Hey, a madman, a fool!" Xiao Fangzi sighed, shook his head, and said: "It's just that the surname Li is crazy, don't you know how to hide? It's really stupid!" Xue Wanli said disdainfully: "What do you know! Xue Mou stands up to the sky, how can he be a brave person!" After speaking, he was eccentric and happy with Xiao Fangzi: " Hehe, you don't know, I fought with Li Wushu until later, but I was also addicted, and if he didn't come to draw a few swords for me after a while, I would have itchy feelings and not be happy!haha!"
Xiao Fangzi was dumbfounded, and his heart was beyond words. Xue Wanli smiled and sighed, raised the bowl to the window and invited him to the window: "Although this is my great enemy of life and death, he is lonely and tough, which is very suitable for Xue's spleen surname, hey! He is a good man, he should be a big white man!" Xiao Fangzi listened to it and didn't understand it, and saw that he drank it all and drank it proudly, so he also shouted: "You take a big white, I take a small white!"
Xue Wanli smiled slightly: "There is no follow-up, just wait for him to come!"
This is the end of the story? Stories have to be twists and turns, there are beginnings and ends, and this old Xue's eloquence is too bad! Xiao Fangzi sighed and went to the table to find delicious dishes. At this time, a table of dishes was also served, and the two talked and laughed and ate for a long time, eating so much that they hiccuped and loosened their trouser belts several times. Xue Wanli didn't eat a few bites, but the amount of wine was really good, and a jar of seven or eight catties of flower carvings gave him a drink.
Manpower is sometimes poor, and no matter how fragrant the food is, if you want to eat it, you have to put it in your belly. Xiao Fangzi finally couldn't eat anymore, he leaned on the chair and gasped, his little face was red and his eyes were straight, and he was paralyzed. Xue Wanli couldn't help laughing, shook his head and smiled, and shouted: "Little Er, settle the bill!" The guy ran over and laughed: "Second master, can you eat well?" Thanks to the two of you, the wine and food are counted together, a total of thirteen taels and eight dollars of silver. ”
Xiao Fangzi was taken aback, and exclaimed: "Why is this expensive? Black shop! Black shop!" One or two pieces of silver are worth a thousand yuan, enough for ordinary people to use for a month, this meal is to eat happily and brightly, but the cost of silver is not enough to top the items of a year, this shop is really dark enough, this time I have to complain that Xiao Fangzi made a fuss. The guy snorted and sneered. Xue Wanli burped, shook his head and said, "Not much, not much! A little money, not worth mentioning!"
The guy smiled and nodded: "It's still this master's refreshment, let's settle the account." ”
"Cheng!" Xue Daxia is a cheerful person.
"Thirteen taels of silver, Ye Tai-" The shopkeeper kept smiling and looked friendly.
"Nope. Xue Daxia was calm and calm, and the eight winds did not move.
"No, what's not?" the shopkeeper looked at his words and looks, and he was unknown.
Xue Wanli snorted: "There is no silver!"
The guy was dumbfounded: "No, no money, how can you settle the bill without money?"
Xue Wanli laughed: "Take it as it is." ”
The guy was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses in the blink of an eye, he was already shocked and angry: "This guy is full of food, and he has nothing to do to entertain Lao Tzu! It's not that he hasn't met someone who eats white food, how can anyone eat so reasonably? I saw these two people in tatters, they must be a pair of poor ghosts, and sure enough! Hmph, some of them looked!" The thought turned around and sneered in his heart, and shouted loudly: "Shopkeeper-shopkeeper-" The sound fell, only to hear the loud sound of the stairs, and the mountains shook for a while, and a big fat man ran up in the blink of an eye: "It's coming!
This man's face is like a silver basin, his body is round like a ball, and his appearance is decent and magnificent.
The big fat man ran to the table, took out a handkerchief and wiped his head, and gasped, "What, what's wrong?"
The guy pointed his hand and sneered: "These two people eat and drink for nothing, and they eat the overlord's meal, good guys!
The fat shopkeeper looked at the two of them a few times, and suddenly smiled kindly, full of spring breeze.
Whether it is beating or scolding, Xiao Fangzi has been prepared for a long time, this is a big surprise, and he was scared when he boarded! Stunned, he saw that the fat shopkeeper's face was shiny, and his eyes were smiling, as if the pot-bellied Maitreya had come to the world, and he spoke softly: "The two masters are born tightly, the first time they come to the shop? The guys in the building are clumsy, and the snubbing is not strange, hey! The small shop is a small profit, this business is really not easy, the two masters are extraordinary, I want to be heroes of the rivers and lakes, but a little money, how can it be good and give birth to right and wrong?" No matter what, erase the odds, and thirteen taels will be done!"
Open the door to do business is very knowledgeable, you must first practice your eyesight, and then grind your mouth. The fat shopkeeper has been immersed in silver for many years, and his attainments are profound. That big man is fierce and vicious, and his demeanor is arrogant, and he doesn't seem to be good at his generation, but that little ghost is mediocre, but there is a steel knife in front of him! I can't figure out the number of ways, be careful, and be the first to find out the truth and truth! These words of my own family seem ordinary, but they are really very talented, and in just a few words, they hide five or six kinds of deep meanings, and the clever characters should understand it by themselves, and they should retreat with the silver money! As soon as they thought of this, the fat shopkeeper was secretly proud in his heart, and smiled and looked at it.
Xiao Fangzi burped and said happily: "Old Xue, this small-eyed fat man is a good person! The first time I heard someone say that I am a hero, haha, wonderful! Wonderful!" The fat shopkeeper sighed in his heart, but he didn't look at him: "This age is still young, I don't know what to do, and I have to count on the bearded man's general knowledge and righteousness!"
Xue Wanli let out a long yawn: "No." ”
The fat shopkeeper tightened his skin at the moment: "Really?"
Xue Wanli smiled apologetically: "Really not." ”
The fat shopkeeper's face was like frost for a moment, and he shouted angrily: "Someone!"
Xiao Fangzi saw that his one-sided complexion was changing rapidly, and he was unusually fast, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Old Xue, look at his eyes, it's not small to stare at him!" A group of people are either men or cooks, or holding a short dough stick, or lifting a steel knife for cutting vegetables, and they are angry at each other! The fat shopkeeper's round eyes widened angrily, and he shouted violently: "Drag it out! Fight!";