Chapter 113: A strip show on the street
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It is basically impossible to reverse the positions of the mountain dragon and the water dragon, because the two positions of the mountain dragon and the water dragon are two large buildings, and Xu Xian has not yet changed the ability of the outside buildings without a sound. (Please search, or enter directly to see the latest chapter) is to be, only to change their turn.
And if you want to change their turn, it is not so difficult, it is nothing more than the loss of a few pieces of jade. On Xu Xian's body, except for the giant cold jade in the Immortal Mansion, there was no extra jade, but there were a few pieces of jade dug out of the walls of Zhao Feixue's house.
Although it has been used, it is enough to change the direction of the two great dragons' breaths here.
Although he can't go into the world, there is a little Lori! Even if the little Lori can only leave the purple jade gourd for nine zhang, Xu Xian can also turn the purple jade gourd into the size of a melon seed, or even smaller, and then use the means of the imperial weapon to make the purple jade gourd fly out.
Although he was not able to achieve real imperial weapon flight at this time, with his sixth-layer true qi foundation of refining qi, it was still possible to have a short-distance imperial weapon.
With the help of Little Lori, it didn't take long for Xu Xian to change the entire large array beyond recognition. If the previous breath was still flowing with a peaceful aura, then now, it seems a little ghostly.
After quietly letting Xiao Lori put the jade in the designated position, and then changing the direction of the formation breath, Xu Xian turned around and left.
And just as Xu Xian turned to leave, the little Lori who was sitting on his shoulder whispered, "Husband, those bad guys are here again!
Those bad guys naturally refer to the driver who was pit by Xu Xian and his accomplices who were hiding and paying attention to Xu Xian. Looking at the drivers who pretended to be casual, but secretly paid attention to him and wandered around, the corners of Xu Xian's lips raised slightly.
"Let's go!" Xu Xian chuckled, putting these annoying things behind him for a while, and then walked towards Wanda Plaza, which was not far away.
At this time, although it was not time to get off work, there were still a lot of people in Wanda Plaza, and after Xu Xian walked into the square, he blended into the crowd. When those guys saw Xu Xian walking into the square, they couldn't help but get nervous, and they looked like they were afraid of losing him, so they quickened their pace and ran in.
But before they could rush into the crowd, they appeared, and some of them had their clothes on fire, and the flames spread very quickly. It was still summer, and they naturally didn't have much ground clothes on them, so they hurriedly took them off, and their companions next to them also ran up and patted them.
As a result, it didn't matter if this shot was taken, the body of the person who was filmed also caught fire, one after another, and the seven people who followed him were all on fire inexplicably. And what makes them depressed is that their tops are nothing, but their pants are also on fire!
If it didn't hurt, it would be fine, but the scorching heat, as if ten thousand needles were piercing into their flesh, made them jump and scream involuntarily, and quickly took off their pants...... But the pants were only halfway off, and even the underwear was burning......
The strange screams of this group of people ran wildly, jumping and undressing as they ran, completely attracting the attention of the people around them. The unknown onlookers showed their shooting talents and took out their mobile phones to take selfies...... Oh no, the street is shooting.
Not long after, on major forums on the Internet, there was a video like 'Seven fierce men spontaneously combusted, and staged a strip show on the street'.
The comments section below the video soon appeared with a variety of comments:
"Wow! How can the human body spontaneously combust, please explain to the great god!"
"It's a disease, it needs to be cured!"
It's just incomprehensible, how could so many people spontaneously combust together? Do they know when they will spontaneously combust, and then make an appointment to show there? It's really incomprehensible!
"Wowhaha, the dew is on, it's going to be hot!
"Wowhaha...... I'm confident again!"
"Three centimeters upstairs?"
......
As a result, what was originally a post discussing the phenomenon of spontaneous combustion was directly distorted to 108,000 miles, and began to discuss the length of the little brother, as well as all kinds of undisciplined affairs.
Those seven guys didn't think that they were just trying to make trouble with Xu Xian, but it turned out like this! As for how the clothes on their bodies burned, they couldn't figure it out, they just thought that someone was framing them, but ...... Where are the people?
Not to mention that they don't have time to stay and check on suspicious characters, even if they have time, they can't check them!
"Husband, Xian Xian thinks it's a pity to let them go like this! They are all bad people, and they must have done a lot of bad things!"
Xu Xian was happy when he heard it, "When did my family have such a sense of justice?"
Little Lori waved her little fist dissatisfied, "Slender has always been on the side of justice!"
"Yo yo, that slender personification of justice, do you want to bring down the big villain of your husband!"
"But Xian Xian is afraid that her husband will not be Xian Xian, so she doesn't dare to fight!"
"I'm going! That's what you think! I'm so sad!"
"Hmph! Who called the husband so bad, he actually touched Sister Xiaoyu's pp in front of Xian Xian! Xian Xian was very angry!"
"I haven't told you to peep yet!" Xu Xian rolled his eyes secretly, and finally changed the topic, lest this little fart keep thinking about that shit, "By the way, Xian Xian, did you see anything in that building before? I just cared about watching the flow of those breaths before, why don't we go back again?"
"Oh, let Xian Xian think about it!" Xiao Lori propped her chin and began to rack her brains to think about it, and finally said: "Before, Xian Xian saw that they had an underground office in that building, which was decorated with a luxurious appearance, and it should have stored a lot of secrets, and there was a big safe there, and there seemed to be a lot of banknotes in it, and I don't know how many bundles there were?
Hearing a lot of banknotes, Xu Xian's eyes lit up, and he said, "Why don't we come over at night to see the excitement?" Hehe, if you can, uh-huh......
Xian Xian said suddenly: "Husband, Xian Xian thinks that if they want their business to plummet and then close down, they only need to disclose their secrets to the world, and then it will be done! ”
Xu Xian rolled his eyes, "Who believes what we say! In this world, we have to talk about evidence! Moreover, even if there is evidence, they can rely on it all, or find some substitutes for the dead ghosts to come out and carry the evil scourge, do you think things are really as simple as you think!"
Little Lori was robbed by Xu Xian, and her little mouth couldn't help but pout, feeling ruthlessly despised by Xu Xian. It's so uncute, I despise a seven-year-old child! She didn't think about it carefully, did a seven-year-old child always call others 'husband'?
"Xian Xian thinks that the husband can become a messenger of justice, and then punish the evil and promote the good, and serve that obscene hole in a pot!"
Hearing Xiao Loli's remarks, Xu Xian's face darkened, "What about the messenger of justice! Do you think your husband is brain-dead? Don't watch cartoons in the future!"
At the end, he secretly vomited his bads: everyone cultivates with an old grandfather, who has rich experience and amazing experience. But when it's my turn, I just become a little wife! There's nothing wrong with a little wife, but it's just a little Lori who has no experience and some little confused attributes!
"Oh...... That...... Let's fight evil with evil, and eat black with black!" said Lori, waving her little fist.
Xu Xian nodded and said, "This can be had! Remember, in the future, to deal with bad guys, you will have to use worse and darker means, you know? The embodiment of justice is used to deal with righteous people and gentlemen, and justice will not work against bad guys!"
Little Lori is a little confused again!