Chapter 0002 Drama Meng Po, Yang Guangchuang reincarnation
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Huangquan Road,
Eerie,
The bright red flowers on both sides are the only sight.
This path of guidance seems to have no beginning and no end.
A small white bread shuttled quickly on this road, and the license plate number was: M5146.
"Brother, I said that your prefecture is also advancing with the times and reforming and opening up. ”
Yang Guangda lay in the back seat with a grin, talking at the old man in the co-pilot who was wearing a white navy uniform.
Since he committed suicide with grievances, he has felt a powerful attraction coming from the ground, and his whole soul has been ripped out.
Then out of nowhere, two uniformed men, one black and one white, handcuffed him and put him in this small van.
I know with my toes that these two are the black and white impermanence who is responsible for seducing the soul.
Bai Wuchang was dressed in a white uniform, wearing a large white cap, and his face looked like he had been wiped with flour. Black Impermanence was dressed in a black uniform, wearing a large black cap, and his face looked like it was painted with pot ash.
"Hugh wants to talk nonsense. ”
Bai Wuchang turned his head violently, his bright red tongue stretched out more than twenty centimeters with a halazi, and the small eyes looked like he hadn't slept for half a month, blood red.
"I said Lao Bai, you are also a civil servant in the prefecture, so you don't scare new ghosts like this. ”
Yang Guang's eyes rolled, Erlang's legs were crossed, and his big feet were shaking, and he couldn't see that he was scared.
Not to mention that he has become a ghost, even if he is still alive, he is not afraid. The old man in the family has subdued more demons, and since he was a child, he likes to play hide and seek with a group of lonely ghosts in mass graves.
"Lao Hei, did I say it's easy to get a driver's license next?"
Hei Wuchang's shoulders twitched twice, and Yang Guang's upturned feet were almost kicking his head.
"Tsk, where is your mourning stick? Why didn't you see it, did you change your equipment?"
"Is it easy to take the civil service test in the prefecture?"
"By the way, shouldn't you still be the legendary Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusheng, right?
............
"What a rude pervert, the mourning stick is here, watch the fight. ”
Finally, Bai Wuchang couldn't bear it anymore, turned his hand and turned out a mourning stick with a length of one meter and full of broken notes, and hit Yang Guang with his head and face.
Bang bang bang!
Bouncing!
Bang Bang Bang!
"Lao Bai, you are not my brother's opponent, why bother? This mourning stick will lend me to play for two days first. ”
In the end, Yang Guang grabbed the mourning stick in his hand, and Bai Wuchang sat under his buttocks.
Although he has become a ghost, his kung fu has not been lost, and his true qi is more abundant, and there is a feeling that he wants to burst the ghost body.
Hei Wuchang Yang Guang was so violent, he just drove the car silently, and he didn't let out a single fart.
"Lao Bai, are you Xie Bi'an?"
Brush!~~
Pulling out Bai Wuchang's tongue half a meter long, Yang Guang asked curiously. Looking at his actions, if Bai Wuchang didn't answer, his tongue would turn into a bow.
"The Seventh Master has already moved high, and I was compiled during the Republic of China. Bai Wuchang couldn't retract his tongue, so he could only answer angrily.
The legendary Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an, the world respectfully calls him the Seventh Master. And the name of Hei Wuchang is Fan Wusheng, and the world respectfully calls him the eighth master, Yang Guang still knows this.
"Lethe River arrives. ”
Just as he was about to knock something out of Bai Wuchang's mouth and plan for a good birth for himself, Hei Wuchang suddenly spoke.
In the distance, a foggy river appeared in Yang Guang's field of vision, and a wooden bridge that could only accommodate one person to pass guò was horizontally in the air. Needless to say, this is exactly what Nai Ho Bridge is.
"What about Meng Po, come out to pick up the guests. ”
After getting out of the car, Yang Guang carried a mourning stick, looked left and right and didn't see a figure, and shouted towards the empty Nai He Bridge.
Hearing this, Rao is white impermanence's face began to turn black, and his legs even trembled a little.
Bai Wuchang and Black Impermanence glanced at each other, and the two impermanence ghosts turned around and got into the car and ran, not even crying and mourning.
Seeing that the handcuffs hadn't been untied yet, the two impermanence ghosts ran away, and secretly scolded the two imps for having no sense of responsibility, and Yang Guang slammed his hands hard.
With a bang!~, the handcuffs broke into two, and with a shake of his hand, he walked towards the Nai He Bridge.
"Where did the little ghost come from so unruly, watch the fight. ”
Brush!~~
A slender palm as white as an onion broke through the air and slapped directly towards Yang Guang's left cheek.
He Yang Guang is also a person, he has practiced the immortal family exercises since he was a child, and how fast his reaction is. His right hand stretched out like lightning and grabbed the slender jade palm.
With a hard pull, the living person was pulled out of the void. The left hand reached forward sharply, grabbed the man's chest, and was about to give her an over-the-shoulder throw.
"Huh?"
Yang Guang chuckled in his heart, unconsciously pinched the softness with his left hand, and forcibly stopped the over-the-shoulder fall in the air.
Looking up along her left hand, she saw a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl staring at her with a red face, and her evil left hand was pinching the towering of her chest hard, lifting her whole body in the air.
"Hey, hey. ”
Yang Guang laughed dryly twice and slowly lowered the girl from the air.
The girl had an expression of wanting to eat people, staring at him viciously.
"Uncle, I've already pinched it anyway. The moment he put the girl down, he thought in his heart, and it was useless to pinch it again, so he unceremoniously pinched it hard.
"Ahh......h
The girl screamed with a blush on her face, and after breaking away from the clutches, she clutched her chest and retreated.
"Where did you come from?" Seeing that Yang Guangli was infinitely fierce and as fierce as a bandit, the girl did not dare to step forward, and stood on the bridge in anger.
"Hehe, my brother is the tyrant Yang Guang who punched the physical education teacher, stepped on the director of education, ran over Bai Wuchang with his buttocks, and touched Meng Po's chest with his left hand. ”
Although his limbs are large and his temper is hot, his Yang Guang's mind is not simple. Although it is a little different from the legend, he can conclude that this girl is Meng Po who drinks ** soup for ghosts.
Meng Po is the name of a position, the legendary grandmother Meng Po has been boiling for thousands of years, and it is estimated that she has been promoted a long time ago, and this tender one does not know when she was newly here.
This tender Meng Po is dressed retro, a simple Hanfu, quite a bit of the ancient lady's show, it seems that although the underworld is reformed, it also retains some traditions.
Since you have already offended people, if you only admit your mistakes and please them, it will be boring for yourself.
Looking at the fear of black and white impermanence for this woman, you know that she is not a fuel-efficient lamp. The wicked can only be controlled by evil, Yang Guang turned his heart sideways, decided to be evil all the way to the end, and continued to tease this little girl.
"You...... You...... You are shameless. ”
Seeing Yang Guang put his left hand on his nose and sniffed, as a girlish Meng Po, he trembled, pointing at him and saying that he couldn't say a word.
"No, shameless brother, can I die so young?"
Yang Guang was speechless for a long time, and her big watery eyes were full of mist. As a yin god, how could she have ever encountered such a scoundrel, and the most important thing is that she can't beat the other party.
"I said Meng Po, first give my brother a few bowls of soup to quench my thirst, my brother is in a hurry to reincarnate. ”
Yang Guang stepped on the Nai He Bridge in one step, came to this tender Meng Po, and continued to talk nonsense.
It is said that if you don't drink this Meng Po soup, you can't be reincarnated. He is not afraid of this tender Meng Po Yin herself, what kind of birth she will cast is a fixed number, and her little yin god can't be the master.
"Good, good, good, give you a drink. ”
Nen Meng Po's face was blue, and she said hello three times in her mouth. I saw him wave his sleeves, holding a teapot in his right hand, holding a large porcelain bowl on his left and right, and immediately poured a full bowl.
"This thing is just Meng Po soup that can forget the past?" Looking at the clear and turbid liquid in the porcelain bowl, Yang Guang frowned and said.
"You have to drink to cross the bridge. Nen Meng Po replied coldly, looking like a businessman.
Yang Guang was not ambiguous, took the porcelain bowl and drank it in one go.
"Sour, sweet. After smacking his mouth twice, Yang Guang frowned. Not to mention, Meng Po soup tastes really good, like rice wine.
This can make the tender Meng Po three steps back in shock, others drank Meng Po soup, which is not immediately become muddy and at the mercy of the reincarnation, after a trial, the reincarnation of the reincarnation, the hell of the hell.
But the disciple in front of him is like no one else, and he is actually satisfied with the taste of Meng Po soup.
For a while, Nen Meng Po just wanted to send the plague god away quickly, so she poured him another full bowl.
After six bowls in a row, Yang Guang patted his stomach, he also had a problem that was a little wrong, how could he give people such a drink of Meng Po soup, and then look at the tender Meng Po's face was already frightened white.
"What did you give me a drink?"
Yang Guang grabbed Nen Meng Po's slender arm and pulled her over, foaming at the star.
Seeing that Nen Meng Po's eyes dodged, with a look of grievance, Yang Guang suddenly gave birth to an evil fire in his abdomen. The whole body is even hotter, shortness of breath, and red eyes, and I can't wait to strip it off immediately and love it.
"Say, where is the reincarnation well?"
Although he Yang Guang doesn't think he is a good person, he still can't do this kind of thing in this kind of place. Gritting his teeth and maintaining the last of his senses, he decided to go to the reincarnation well to reincarnate himself. What Hades judges, where to stay where it is cool, brother's reincarnation brother is in charge.
"That'...... Over there. ”
Nen Meng Po trembled and pointed in one direction, her face was shy and ruddy at the moment, her apricot eyes were affectionate, and her mouth was spitting. has been intimidated by the strong masculinity exuded by Yang Guang, and he can't raise any strength at all, no different from a mortal woman.
"This one for you. ”
Stuffing the mourning stick into Nen Mengpo's hand, he didn't care about thinking about why a yin god had an expression, and with a big step, he ran across the bridge with a bang, and ran in the direction where the reincarnation well was located.
I don't know if there is a problem with the Meng Po soup or something else, Yang Guang only feels dizzy, his heartbeat increases, and the angry dragon rises three inches below his abdomen, as if a volcano is about to erupt.
With the last shred of sanity, he finally saw the reincarnation well. I saw hundreds of uniformed Yin soldiers guarding, and a group of muddy ghosts lined up to jump into the well.
Yang Guang, who was already confused, just wanted to get a good tire quickly, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, go directly.
With a kick like a salted fish, a fist the size of a football, the Yin soldiers guarding him didn't have a general at all, and he rushed to the reincarnation well in three or five strokes.
Without hesitation, he plunged headlong into the bottomless pit of reincarnation.
At the moment when Yang Guang entered the reincarnation well, his whole person glowed with red light, as if he had turned into a big plate axe, with a whirring sound of breaking the air, stirring up the most mysterious reincarnation qi in heaven and earth, and the sound of explosions continued, causing earthquakes to occur in the entire underworld.
Since Yang Guangqiang entered the reincarnation well, only one hundred and seven of the one hundred and eight reincarnation wells between heaven and earth remained, causing chaos in the entire underworld system.
The reincarnation well of the immortals, Buddhas and gods could not control the destruction was actually destroyed, and for a time the heavenly court intervened, the Buddha came to visit, the heavens were explored, and the hell was secretly investigated, which became another major event since the beginning of the world.
Of course, he won't know this, Yang Guang at this moment has been successfully reincarnated.
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