Chapter 185: I Am an Immortal

It was late afternoon when I got home. Parents are cooking dinner at home.

It's rare to go home with a lot of things, but all of these can't offset the shock caused by my deafness to my parents.

However, people always have a psychological acceptance process, and after learning that the crown hairpin on my head is just a hearing aid, and I am not a monk, my parents have no choice but to accept this fact.

But the next thing made me cry and laugh, the old man had to let me go back to the army to get a certificate of disabled soldiers, saying that I could receive a certain living allowance if I changed jobs in the future.

Regarding the old man's worries, I directly took out the bank card, but naturally I couldn't tell him that the money was the proceeds of my theft and sale of gold bricks, and I could only say that it was a bonus and compensation given to me by the state.

"What's the use of giving so much money, it's hard to find a daughter-in-law if you can't hear movement in the future. Mom nagged again.

"I can hear it when I'm wearing this. I pointed to the crown hairpin on my head.

"It's not a problem, is your girlfriend still with you?"

"No, she's gone away. "I'm playing hard and pretending to be relaxed.

"The girl of the official family has a big shelf, so we won't climb that high branch," the mother muttered and put on an apron and went into the kitchen.

"How long will you stay home this time?" the old man reached out for his cigarette, and I hurriedly took out a lighter to help him light the fire.

"Three days and five days. "I ordered one myself.

"Why is it that Yu Fujiang has been on vacation for more than a month, and you have to take such a few days?" The old man said that Yu Fujiang was an officer of an artillery unit in our village.

"The nature of the troops is different. I handed the ashtray on the kang to the old man.

"Tell me the truth, what kind of work do you do in the army?" the old man asked with concern.

"Deal with things that other departments can't handle. I replied evasively.

"Don't give me a sloppy look, I saw it when you took things just now, you have Taoist clothes in your bag," the old man had a gloomy face, "And that military uniform, two stars when I came back last time, how can there be one more in less than a year?"

"As I said, the unit I served in was different from other units, and I was promoted quickly. Wearing a robe is a work requirement. I replied with a smile.

"I know the rules of your army, and I don't ask about those secrets, but you can listen to me, our family is just such a kid as you, if you dare to be a Taoist priest, I will break your legs. "The old man threatened and intimidated.

"No, don't worry. "I vaguely agreed.

It didn't take long for dinner to be served, although I didn't care much about the food, but the restaurant really didn't go less, and I still felt that the food made by my mother was the most appetizing.

"Tomorrow, I'll ask your second aunt to find a few daughters of the same age to come and meet you. Mom said to me. Her so-called meeting is a blind date.

"I don't see, don't be busy!" I rejected without hesitation.

"You're not too young, it's time to start a family, we've built a house for you, don't be an officer and don't know what your last name is. "Mom counted me down again.

"If I don't see it, I won't see it!"

"The governor's daughter is good, but people don't follow you, and even if that kind of girl is with you, you can't stand her anger. "Mom chattered endlessly.

I didn't speak this time, when I thought of Wang Yanpei, my heart tingled, if she was still alive, maybe I would have brought her home.

"I agree with Xiaofeng's point of view, no. The old man spoke.

"It's still my dad who understands me. I put down my chopsticks and gave the old man a thumbs up.

"My son is an officer, how does his second aunt's half-matchmaker know any good girl, tomorrow I will go to the town and let "Zhang Pigtou" introduce one. The old man also put down his chopsticks.

"That old thing isn't dead yet?" I exclaimed. Zhang Pig's Head is the most famous matchmaker we have here, the old matchmaker is a pair of newcomers, and the parents of the newcomer will send a big pig's head to the matchmaker, and Zhang Pig's Head is the nickname of the old matchmaker.

The family of three argued until the end, but did not come up with a result. "Look for it, I don't see it anyway. Eventually, I left a harsh word and went back to Westinghouse.

When I got home, I was relieved, and I slept very sweetly, and I had been on the road non-stop a few days ago, so I slept until nine o'clock the next day.

"Get up, here's coming. "Mom woke me up.

"Who's coming?" I opened my eyes in a daze.

"The eldest girl is here, get up and see you quickly. My mother urged me to get dressed.

"I'm not seeing!" I said, lying down again. It's also a little too fast.

"Everyone is here, how can I tell people if you don't see me?" said my mother and took out my military uniform from her bag, "Wear this, this looks spiritual." ”

"Pull it down quickly, you called the man, I want to see you, but I don't see you. "I grabbed the military uniform and threw it out in disgust, Wang Yanpei's bones were not cold, and I didn't have so much forgetfulness.

"Agree or disagree, you're so prescient, everyone has entered the village. Mom urged anxiously.

Looking at my mother's anxious expression, I couldn't help but soften my heart and reached out to take the clothes, but I had already made up my mind in my heart.

After washing, my second aunt led a tall girl into the door.

"Don't take your hat off. "My mother put the hat I was wearing on my head and turned to greet me.

After a simple greeting, the mother and the second aunt hid out.

The girl is very delicate, tall, soft-spoken, and not annoying to look at.

"I'm sorry to let you run so far. I said to the girl. The necessary politeness is still required.

"It's okay, it's okay for the New Year anyway. The girl spoke.

"Well, I'm a soldier, and the general temper of a soldier is not very good. "I didn't have the heart to communicate with her at all, and I was bent on how I could get her to leave without showing my feet.

"Are you still a man without a temper?" the girl looked up and smiled.

"The salary of being a soldier is quite low, about 2,000 yuan a month. I said.

"It's a lot, why do you want so much money. The girl smiled again.

"The army is strictly controlled, and I can't go home a few times a year. "I'm starting to get anxious.

"Sooner or later, I will change jobs, and when I was young, I had no interest at home. The girl kept her smile throughout.

"I smoke a lot. ”

"There are fewer men who don't smoke. ”

"I sleep grinding my teeth. ”

"You have such a good sense of humor. ”

Seeing that no matter what I say, this little girl is just not angry, I am really a little anxious, and it seems that I have to come up with a killer idea.

"I'll be honest with you, don't be afraid. "I'm mysterious.

"Thank you for trusting me so much. The girl looked up at me.

"Actually, I'm not a human, I'm a fairy, immortals can't get married, my mother doesn't know this, don't tell her. I said mysteriously.

"Are you a fairy?" the girl was amused by me, "can a fairy be a soldier?"

"Really, I'll fly, you watch. After I finished speaking, I pinched Feng Xingjue and left the ground, "You saw it all, I didn't lie, I can't get married, you can go." "Although I don't want to talk about the relationship between men and women, I don't want to hurt other people's self-esteem.

The girl looked at me dumbfounded, and it took a long time for her to react, and she turned around and left in fright. I pulled out a cigarette and lit it and didn't send her out.

"What happened to the little girl?" the mother sent them away, and when she returned to the house, her face was not very good.

"I didn't do anything. I innocently stretched out my hand.

"How can you scare people like that if you don't do anything," my mother pointed at me angrily, "Are you unruly?"

"I didn't even touch her hand. I went back to my room with a cigarette in my mouth.

My mother didn't give me a good face until noon, but it didn't affect me from yelling for a quick meal.

"You're such a crow's mouth. "I don't know when the old man came back from town.

"What's wrong with me?" I looked at the old man in confusion.

"Zhang Zhutou died of a sudden illness last night. The old man sighed.

"Great, I've got to go out and set off a string of cannonballs. "I jumped on the kang and grabbed the firecrackers that I was preparing for the second day of February.

"It's so old, what nonsense. The old man reached out and snatched the firecracker from my hand.

At this moment, there was a faint knock on the door, and the old man and I were stunned, and there was a sentence outside the door, "Is Yu Shenxian at home?"