Text Chapter 30 Ugly can't cover your face

Ji Shangxin was not sure, and whispered into the queen's ear: "Our whereabouts are more than 10,000 kilometers away from the enemy, how can they know?"

The queen analyzed it carefully, and couldn't help but shout: "Yes! How is this possible?"

So, who is he? The queen was puzzled, and she couldn't tell the concubine, so she had to secretly suppress it in her heart.

Commander Lu brought more than a thousand black people to the queen to complain: "I've searched everywhere, but there is no water, what should I do?"

The nine people who knelt down were very surprised, they did not expect that there were so many brothers alive, and they flew to hug the best warriors as if they were relatives......

Ji Shangxin whispered to the queen: "There is water in the dark clouds, and there is just a piece of water in the sky. ”

These soldiers who had returned from the battlefield had changed their clothes, but their faces were as smoky as ghosts.

One of the warriors stared at the round mirror on my chest for a moment and asked, "Can I use it?"

I didn't even think about it, so I took off the round mirror...... He took the picture and wiped his face with his hand.

There were a lot of people who wanted to see it, and they grabbed one by one, dragged it desperately, and with a "bang", the round mirror became fifty times larger and hung high in the air; all the people were photographed inside; one looked at the other and laughed.

There were only nine people, dressed in tattered combat uniforms, unlike the others......

Now all the people blackened by the barracks are inside, kneeling and begging, "Mother, what if there is no water?"

The dark clouds on the horizon were getting closer and closer, and the military division shouted: "There is water in it, fly up quickly." ”

The soldiers were going crazy, a gust of wind flew upwards, up to 10,000 meters, the black clouds were still far away, and there was still a tendency to retreat;

The queen could see it clearly, and it took 5 hours and 45 minutes to go and come and go.

The warriors had to go back to the queen and beg: "Mother, we are hungry and want to eat." ”

With such a huge team, I don't know what they used to eat? He called Ji Shangxin in front of him and asked, "Strategist, what can you do to solve their food problems?"

Ji Junshi is a person who has come all the way, of course, it is clear: "Niangniang, the so-called garrison soldiers, used to fight the zhang; in the past, they were scattered all over the place and relied on self-sufficiency to make a living; now they are gathered together; if you want to find food, you must attack and win to have food!"

The queen will also think that people must have food for a long time if they are not grass and trees, otherwise, they will not be able to sustain themselves.

He was proficient in astronomy and geography, Qimen Dunjia, and Yin and Yang gossip, and said without boasting: "I have a way." ”

That's what the queen wants, and if a military advisor can't do anything, like a waste, ask, "Tell me about it?"

The military master spoke to the queen for an hour, until the soldiers cried out, "Niangniang, please give me food!"

We stood aside, and I wonder what he said to the Queen.

The military master dragged a goatee with his hand, put it in the palm of his hand to bake it crisply, rubbed it, and threw it into the air, and floated away without a trace; a miraculous phenomenon occurred; not far away, dense tender shoots grew, and in the blink of an eye, they turned into big trees with intricate roots and luxuriant branches and leaves, bearing steamed bun fruits on them; and dense potatoes and red vetches were exposed at the roots.

The soldiers stared at the strange tree, picked a steamed bun and ate it, and it was cooked, and they picked potatoes and red roots.

The frenzy began, and the crowd gathered around the tree, breaking many branches and roots......

Ji Junshi shouted loudly: "You must love, otherwise you will ......"

Before I finished speaking, all the trees flickered and disappeared, one grew from my side, and one moment it would bear steamed fruit, and I picked a red weed and ate it, and it was like a ripe one, and soon my belly was round.

The tree continued to bear fruit, and the roots were the same, and when they were ripe, they fell into the air, and the warriors, who had not eaten enough, rushed for a while until they could no longer eat......

What should I do if the ripe fruit is drifting everywhere?

Shao Jimei uprooted the tree and stuck it on my head, so that the roots became my brain and the branches and leaves became my hair, and she shrank the big round mirror in the air and took a picture of my head, like a monster.

I was about to reach out and take it, when the round mirror shrank and hung around my neck......

The soldiers shouted again: "Mother, we are too dirty, what should we do?"

Without a military advisor, the queen can do it, with a wave of her fairy hand, she saw that it was getting longer and longer, and she actually stretched out to the sky, pulling a rope on the head of the dark cloud, and pulling it violently......

The dark clouds came rushing after them, and before they could get closer, the wind was blowing, and the raindrops were flying sideways, and for a while they were densely packed.

The soldiers were drenched in soup, stripped of everything they had, used their clothes as towels, and rubbed each other's backs, but the smoky and blackened bodies could not be washed.

The queen took a breath and spit out the water, which turned into a dense foam, and the soldiers took a bath, and their skin was more tender than that of the eldest girl; one looked at the other and laughed, and could not help shouting: "Mother, what a god!"

I'm used to hearing your name here, and the queen doesn't need to call the palace anymore, and she doesn't need the etiquette in the palace to restrain people.

The rain fell for three hours before it stopped after dark, and the wet clothes and trousers did not dry out.

I was also kind-hearted, clapping my palms and forming flames...... The warriors gathered in groups of three or five......

Commander Lu and Commander Hu's eyes bulged out: they shouted: "The camp is the fire he set out!"

The queen was so annoyed that she didn't mention it, but she just came up with another sentence; she waved her big hand, "Whew", burned a piece, and said, "I will also use fire, is it that I burned the barracks?"

Commander Lu couldn't answer, and Commander Hu didn't dare to speak again.

Shao Jimei can also change, seeing that the two of them don't squeak, they have to be spared!

It was dark, and he couldn't see his five fingers, and Ji Junshi pointed with his hand, and a fairy lantern was lit.

I only now understand that the fairy lanterns in the camp were all conjured by the military master.

As soon as the lights were on, all the ugly behaviors were revealed, and those who saw it were embarrassed to say it, especially the queen and the concubine, who were both young women, and were not shy at all.

Everyone knows what these shameless people are doing? However, as soon as they go to the battlefield, their lives are gone, and all of them have one eye open and one eye closed.

There was a lot of movement in the air, obscured by pleasant sounds, and everyone was confused, unable to distinguish between east and west......

Suddenly, there was a loud shout, and a dense stream of rockets was shot down, stuck in the heads and backs of the soldiers, and immediately fell one piece.

The queen's hand was quick, and with a "bang" sound, it turned into a large round ball, covering all the soldiers, and the flying rockets rebounded and fell one after another.

Shao Jimei disappeared as soon as she became invisible, and then the queen and the concubine did the same, and I didn't expect that Ji Junshi would too, but how could I still be hidden and become the target of the attackers.

Crazy rockets, like rain, can't get close to me......

I slapped countless palms in the direction I was flying from, and the fireballs exploded densely in the air, blowing away many unknown people.

The fairy lantern began to move, and the ugly faces were revealed, dressed in armor, carrying quivers, holding a curved bow, staring at hateful eyes, lighting fire and shooting at the same time......

All this made me dumbfounded! Putting their fists together, they pushed out violently, and the fireball was ten times more powerful than the cannonball, and at the end of the night, it finally killed the remaining 100 people......

The sky slowly turned white, a red sun rose, and not a single corpse could be seen......

When the queen appeared, she gave me a thumbs up and praised: "Awesome! I have made you a vanguard general, and there are no soldiers for the time being." ”