"Come!" the pig-headed cow Taoist priest, who was full of confidence and eager to try: "Rock-scissors-"

"Cloth!" Niu Taoist priest came out with a cloth!

And the pig-headed Taoist Yang stood with his hands and looked at the sky with his eyes, and he didn't care about it.

It's just nothing!

The game is over.

Everyone was dumbfounded!

The heart says this-

Who wins and who loses?

"Niu Daoyou is out of the cloth, Yang Daoyou is not out, now, the two of you will explain it separately-" Fang Daoist nodded and said with a smile: "Why is this so, out?"

Niu Daoyou was silent.

Yang Daoyou said first.

Yang Heng doesn't like to speak, it doesn't mean that Yang Heng can't speak, Yang Heng is very arrogant, because Yang Heng has arrogant capital, Yang Heng said: "Yes, Yang Heng didn't punch, that's because Miss A Lian is a person, not an object, Yang Heng doesn't punch because he respects Miss A Lian, respects Miss A Lian's wishes, and respects Miss A Lian's choice." Besides, it is a lifelong event, how can it be such a child's play, Miss Ah Lian will not hand over her lifelong happiness to a small game to decide, it is because Yang Heng does not punch, Yang Heng thinks that true respect is sincere love, Yang Heng's words are finished. ”

I see, it turns out that this one is not a guessing fist at all, but, fighting wits!

Everyone thought that Yang Heng said it very well.

The Taoist priests also said in their hearts, they didn't expect Yang Heng to be so scheming, and his eloquence was actually very good!

"Niu Daoyou, it's time for you to speak. Fang Yin said with a smile.

"What do I say?" Just when everyone thought that the Niu Taoist would be defeated, the warm male Niu Taoist revealed his true colors of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger: "I came out of the cloth." He didn't punch. He lost. ”

And then. That is, still so modestly smiled: "I won." ”

Then, before everyone could react, he walked up quickly and took Ah Lian's hand: "Uncle, thank you!"

Then, the two men held hands and walked away.

I went back to the house.

The door closed.

And then. The Niu family reacted first, and began to cheer, cheering warmly, saying Dazhi, you really can!

is worthy of being a member of my Niu family!

That's it, Niubei!

Don't, too awesome!

Then, the Shangqing people, the monks of Nanshan, including the cousins who watched the excitement. They all raised their thumbs, thinking that they were a match for immortals. said that this is called the Weaver Girl must be matched with the Cowherd, everything is destined!

Wait!

But there is also Yang Heng, Yang Heng is already stupid, saying brother, brother, brother!

Isn't that right, is it true that if he says he wins, I lose?

Yes, Yang Heng also needs an explanation.

said that when the god of love thunder descended, everyone would be thundered into idiots, and Daoist Fang said brother, you are stupid!

Say that as long as you punch, you have half a chance, say why don't you not?

That's it, people still let you, it is clear that the cloth comes out first, he comes out of the cloth, you can take out the scissors!

Say you come out with scissors, don't you win!

......

At this time, Yang Heng was already completely stupid, saying that he would come out first and then come out, wouldn't that be a joke!

Don't you win by playing!

Yes, yes, yes, at this time, Yang suddenly understood, and said yes, you are right, you are right!

But what about respect? What about respect?

My dear, this Oriental is too ignorant, and Daoist Fang has no choice but to say, what this respect means, you can explain it to him in Western language.

It has to be said that Noller explained this matter clearly in just one sentence.

And convince everyone.

Noeller said, dear, Noller doesn't know what respect is, Noller only knows that if the sheep comes out with scissors, then the cow will not admit defeat.

It's also yes, it's also yes, even if you lose, you can still deny it!

There is more than one opportunity, there are many opportunities.

Whether you lose or win, even if you don't lose or win, when Niu Daoyou stepped forward and took Ah Lian's hand, that was Yang Daoyou's last chance-

Perseverance to the end and never give up is the true meaning of the third level.

......

When Yang Heng wanted to understand this truth, Fang Lian had already grabbed Niu Dazhi's ears and walked out of the room: "If you say one more thing, who will you listen to in the future?"

"Listen to you, listen to you, that's a must!"

......

The door style of the Niu family has always been very positive.

Hungry!

Meaning, it's a matter of the amount of food.

Dinner.

People are eating.

What I ate today is a stewed beef, big white steamed buns, rough and simple, delicious enough.

A pot of beef, a basket of steamed buns, the second and third courtyards of the human hall are bedrooms, guest rooms, kitchens, and restaurants, and there are nearly 15,000 people at noon today, all of them are sitting around the courtyard to eat and drink. Basically, they are all old men, big and small, the body is very good, and there is no shortage of big-bellied men, as many stomach kings. Of course, that was before, and there was no point in discussing the amount of food when Titan came, which means that now basically everyone is watching Titan eat alone, and at the same time thinking of a word in their hearts, "Gao Shan Yangzhi".

The face of the ham is for Titan's preference, beef steamed bun Titan also likes it, the current situation is: a big steamed bun is broken, sandwiched with a large piece of beef, hot and fragrant Titan is sitting and eating, there are 180 people around to serve. Titan has no teeth, Titan doesn't need teeth, Titan doesn't swallow, but also chews twice, that is, three or five or seven or eight in a mouth, grabs it and stuffs it into his mouth, chews it twice and swallows it into his stomach, the action is smooth and in one go, extremely efficient and terrifying: "Ho~~Ho~~Ho~~Ho~~Ho~"

Don't talk about beef, just talk about steamed buns, for Titan, it is said that the eggs are big, and the peanuts are small, but it can only be said that it is quail eggs, three or five in one bite, seven or eight in one bite, and the most Titan ate twelve in one bite, and it only took six or seven seconds. Don't talk about speed, just talk about the amount of food, and it's Titan. It's said to be an elephant, that's small. It's said that it's a whale, and it's big. At first, there were still people counting, counting and counting all the tricks, and they could only be counted in baskets and pots, but now Titan has eaten two pots of beef and three baskets of steamed buns, and he is relaxed, and he is not full yet: "Hungry, hungry, hungry!"

I can only say that it is too edible!

......

It's a pity that there was no cafeteria in the capital at that time. Otherwise, Titan will be closed in less than two days, and he will lose all his money, and he will go bankrupt immediately, and the coffin will have to be compensated~~

Ya Ge, sitting in a basket, half a steamed bun has not yet been eaten: "Ah Ou!"

At that time, there was a very thrilling situation: "Trouble!#¥%¥%#******!!"

That's because Titan was happy. Carried away, black and white. grabbed Yago and stuffed it into his mouth: "Stop! Shut up! Don't!!!

Eating people alive and swallowing them all by one, the bloody scene did not appear: "Ha! ha!

Just a joke, of course, the Titan was also a naughty child: "Hungry!"

Yes, a hundred people can't feed Titan alone, and in his spare time, Titan has no choice but to joke, which means, "Enough! enough!"

Go on!

There is no doubt that the world's largest amount of food, Titan's is already amazing enough, but the world's largest amount of alcohol has not yet spoken: "Dry!"

That's it, honey is dead!

This is not a toast, but a work!

Your sister!

"It's dead!"

In other words, since that moment just now, Daoist Fang felt that there was something wrong with Ah Lian, it should be said that it was abnormal: "Sister Nole, my brother Fang Yin, who are you?"

This is in a room.

Fang Lian, Noller, the two of them were talking in the house.

Daoist Fang, Daoist Niu, two people were eavesdropping.

Fortunately, Noller did not lie this time, and confessed very frankly and responsibly, so that the six ears of the three people heard the three words clearly: "Fiancé." ”

......

At that moment, time flew by like electricity, and a large blank space appeared on the honey-dead wooden head, and only a few words were faintly and intermittently heard: "...... My eldest brother...... You're going to get married...... Bring Ago...... Let's go home together...... The little sister leads the way...... Father-in-law...... Don't be afraid, don't be afraid...... Dai Er is ......" During this period, Noller was curious to inquire, asked questions, parents were short, and wanted to refuse and welcome, just like the sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law, and the beauty of the country, chatting and knocking, and then Niu Daoyou gloated and said with great relief: "This is retribution, you are dead!"

The change in Ah Lian is obvious, inside and out, completely and thoroughly, it can be said that her temperament has changed greatly! And the reason why she is sentimental, I see that the poor Oriental girl has become a little vixen, a femme fatale, is naturally caused by Daoist Fang. In fact, since Daoist Fang can't play Mercy, Mercy has no choice but to play Dead Daoist Fang, and now Mercy wants to take her sister Noller and Brother Ya to go back to Fang's house to recognize the door and meet General Fang.

Yes, the famous General's Mansion, Ah Lian hasn't been to it yet.

Presumably, Old General Fang will also be very happy this time.

The door opened.

When I entered the door, it was a family, and the two sisters walked out hand in hand, talking and laughing.

The four of them passed by.

In the meantime, Niu Dazhi and Ah Lian exchanged a look~~

Nothing else.

Just leave.

Daoist Fang, with a calm face, turned a blind eye!

......

That is to say, to go, to make trouble, to play, to laugh, Fang Yin's method is to stay out of the matter, and those who are clear will clear themselves-

Ignoring this kind of thing, not explaining, is the best coping strategy. Anyway, Old General Fang mostly stayed in the barracks all day long, even if Old General Fang was at home at this time, it wouldn't be a big deal even if he found the two of her, anyway, Fang Yin didn't plan to go home again these days. It's a big deal, hide in the palace, the safest and quietest place in the world is in the Yuhou Palace, the residence of the former eldest grandson Lao Dao, Fang Yin gave her a big hidden palace: "Dry!"

This dry is not the dry of the toast, but the dry of the dry bowl: "Done!"

In other words, Daoist Fang was panicking in his heart, and his brain was spinning, and Yan Daxia had already found him with a sea bowl in one hand: "Xiu'er~~"

Rogue!

Blind stream!

After drying this bowl of wine, there is wood in the fight?

Today is not as good as the amount of wine, and today is not as good as the amount of food, don't forget that when you enter the door, Yan Daxia also has a husband: "It's done, I'll talk about it after fighting!"

"Hungry!" (To be continued......)