XIII. The true strength of incompetence

People like incompetent immortals, to put it bluntly, are underbeaten!

Bai Cailian was already mad, Bai Cailian's face was white, and her hands were shaking with anger!

It was this person, this chubby monk known as the incompetent immortal, who first stirred up nonsense, insisted on giving up without fighting, and then acted pitifully and well-behaved, intending to shake hands and make peace. Then there is a combination of evil voices and evil words, and any fake man and tigress are ugly and ugly, and they don't pee on themselves, and finally they pretend to admit defeat and jump off the stage. You jump upside down! He doesn't jump! At the end, there are two hundred and five fools, and he shouts proudly again and againβ€”

Sure enough, the lewd monk! Absolute scum! This person will die! The white lotus secretly swears!

Of course, incompetence will not jump off the stage, it is tantamount to directly admitting defeat, this incompetence understands. Of course, incompetence is a trick to make, to excite the law, you must know that incompetence in Nanshan Zen Buddhism is known as the wisdom of unparalleled! Incompetence does not admit defeat, incompetence must win, you are optimistic about 10,000 people, it is hundreds of thousands of people who cheer for incompetence, incompetence has been counted: "Hey! Incompetence, why are you so, so smart!"

The incompetent immortal sighed in his heart and was secretly complacent.

That's the way it is, what the incompetent immortal said is not wrong at all, in fact, the Quartet is the focus of attention of tens of thousands of people, this is on the incompetent side, and the incompetence is like a mirror. Today is a good day, and it is the most majestic day of incompetence, so what about high martial arts? What about great learning? It is not that you have to look at incompetence first! You see Senior Brother Wuzen, Brother Fang Yin, and many other people are eagerly and excitedly looking at incompetence, and it is time to show inability! Under the attention of a million people, Incompetence secretly decided to fully display his true strength!

"I said, I repeat, but, to, begin, begin, begin. Old Master Ma was weak and said impatiently. Anyway, this little monk who came in through the back door, Old Master Ma didn't want to see him, and it had already been a pillar of incense time since he said this, and the other three parties had already divided their own winners and losers, and some of them were compared to the third pair. Bai Cailian suddenly calmed down, carried the long sword in her hand, and slowly stepped forward: "Sooner or later, it's a death, early death and good morning, little monk, you can go to the West Heaven." ”

"Amitabha-" Impotent suddenly straightened up, solemnly stared, and put his palms together and said: "Amitabha!" Lotus Picking Fairy Gu was stunned, then she sneered, and stabbed out angrily with a divine sword style of "String Break Dream"! The incompetent immortal also deserves to die, this style is the most vicious style in Kunyu's swordsmanship, and the lotus picking fairy Gu is a big killing move! The incompetent immortal shouted, seeing that the sword was like lightning and took a straight look at his own, he turned around suddenly: "Nine heavens and ten earths, big fart magic skill!"

For the big killing move, when it is easy to pick the lotus, everyone is stunned and the world moves: "Pounce-"

A fart is rampant, and the gods and Buddhas are difficult to be!

There are three types of "Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Big Farts Divine Skill": turn around, pout, and launch.

Coherent!

Since the great magic skill is powerful, this fart is majestic and majestic, and the lotus picking fairy Gu only feels the strong wind blowing in her face!

Everyone covered their noses and avoided it!

What the hell, when you have to go into detail, it is said that the incompetent Daxian ate last night, and his stomach is still uncomfortable, and this fart has been gathering momentum for a long time! Moreover, the food last night was more miscellaneous, mostly meat, and the taste of the fart of the incompetent Daxian is also extraordinarily strong! But see! Cailian Fairy Gu flew back at the moment, bent over and retched, and everyone also retreated again and again, their faces were frightened! There was a wind! It was windy! The wind from the southeast and northwest blew in all directions, and for a while, thousands of people covered their noses one after another, and the situation on the stage changed and the victory and defeat were reversed instantly! Yu Wei is still raging, affecting Lingyuntai to come to power, the predecessors and masters all change color, and the fairies and immortals are terrified!

The power of a fart, even Si!

In this martial arts conference, the first person to make a splash is the incompetent immortal!

"Hahaha!ha!"

Only two people stood in the audience: one was no Zen, laughing!

Yes, the stinky fart of the incompetent junior brother, Wuzen has long heard of it.

And Huba Cileng likes this white and chubby little monk very much, just like a naughty little wild boar.

"Hmph, I know that this great immortal is powerful, quickly admit defeat! spare your life!" Everyone burst into laughter, as many eyebrows flew and danced, laughing at the little fat monk and the fake big girl, and for a while coaxed and cheered and whistled all over the sky: "Nine days and ten earths! Big fart magic!"

The white lotus has been burned, turned into a red lotus, and finally lost his mind under shame and resentment, and the silver teeth were secretly bitten and did not speak, and the "jade and stone were burned"! Even if he died with him today, it was better than being humiliated by him and giving people jokes, this move was only offensive and not defensive, brave and resolute, and it was a great trick in the great killing move of the lotus picking fairy girl! Ahhhhh

This is the wisdom of incompetence. At this time, the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths fart magic can no longer be used, and the fake man will inevitably stab him in the ass with a sword under his anger, which is called his unwillingness to attack his unpreparedness, and he can bend and stretch, be brave and strategic. Incompetence is fat, but flexible, dodging, dodging and moving. Cailian Immortal Gu chased and killed for a while, she was already drenched in sweat and panting, and the incompetent immortal was still jumping around: "Kill someone-help--I'm going to die if I'm incompetentβ€”β€”"

This is not murder, this is killing pigs, the incompetent monk is like a little pig under the butcher's knife that will never succumb to fate, screaming and running all over the field, every time he escapes under the sword of Cailian, but there is no danger. This is by no means a temporary fluke, the so-called strong generals have no weak soldiers, no matter how incompetent they are, they are also disciples of Nanshan Zen Buddhism, apprentices taught by Lingshi. Bai Cailian chased and killed for a while, but the long sword in her hand couldn't be stained with the corners of her incompetent clothes, and she was also in chaos when she was angry-

Incompetent punches, Luohan Eighteen!

It is convenient for Cailian to miss a sword, but also defenseless, an incompetent Arhat crossing the river is facing the chest of the fairy girl, and the waves are looming to cover the place, this punch is whether there is no Zen three-point charm and incompetence is very domineering: ""Boom!" The scene is chaotic, and the ants blow up their nests: "Ah β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”" Thousands of people shouted in unison with the lotus, as many as they screamed sharply and loudly, and there were also rough laughter: "Monkey picking peaches! Spirit ape picking fruits!"

"Master-Father-" Cai Lian Fairy Gu let out a long and sad cry, hid her face and flew off the stage, threw herself into Chen Zhiji's arms, and cried loudly: "I'm not alive anymore! I'm not alive!" Chen Zhiji sighed, smiled bitterly, and patted her on the shoulder. The three of them glared angrily at the moon and stargazing, and scolded together: "Despicable! obscene! shameless people!"

Hit!

It turned out to be an incompetent immortal who took pity on the fragrance and cherished the jade, and at that time changed the Arhat fist to the dragon claw hand, and really gave the lotus picking fairy Gu a moment! Wu Chan was the closest, Wu Chan looked full of eyes, and Wu Chan looked strange. Huba Cilen laughed, opened his arms and shouted: "Horn Mi!" This is a cheer for the hero, Huba Cilen expressed the highest respect to the incompetent immortal, and under the impotent excitement is also a flying pounce into his arms: "God!

The big bear and the little pig hugged each other, and they were so intimate!

Yes, Huba Cileng is the protector of the incompetent immortals, and the Wuzen monk has been laid off.

This is called pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and the incompetent monk Zhiyong both passed the test and killed the generals, which shocked everyone's attention in one fell swoop!

Old Master Ma finally called, and Old Master Ma was about to fall asleep: "Next game, Snow Mountain Tantric Sect Huba Cileng, right-"

As soon as the four characters of Huba Cileng came out, thousands of hustle and bustle returned to silence.

The incompetent immortal is just a joke, and Huba Cilen is definitely not a joke, Huba Cilen is very eye-catching, and no one can ignore him. And no one wants to be his opponent, not a single one. The name of Huba Cilen was already loud and loud long before Huba Cilen came on the field: "Huba Cilen! Huba Cilen!" It was Huba Cilen's turn, this Huba Cilen understood, Huba Cilen beat his chest and yelled and jumped on the stage: "Tong!"

The giant spirit is out, who competes!