"Your Majesty, the anti-thief leader on the opposite side is in battle. ”

The old fox Yu Wenhua and Zema came to Yang Guang's side and reminded him in a low voice.

Of course, this doesn't mean that others can't go out to scold, but because Yang Guang is here, they don't dare to be presumptuous. Even if you want to go out and scold, you have to say the emperor.

"Well, I'll meet him. ”

Yang Guang withdrew his gaze from the big man and nodded.

Drive!~Drive!~~

He sat down on the BMW with his legs clamped hard, and ran towards the front of the two armies, Yuwen Chengdu and other generals followed closely to protect Yang Guang's safety.

Riding a horse was something he had only learned in the past few days, and it was really a waste of thought. Fortunately, he is not afraid of falling, and his learning is not slow.

"Is it Yang Guang on the other side?"

Seeing Yang Guang riding over, Lao Cheng raised his voice and said again.

"You don't have a purple gold gourd in your hand, do you?"

Yang Guang looked at the legendary three and a half axes with some curiosity, raised his eyebrows and asked.

"What?"

Da Lao Cheng was stunned, he really didn't understand what this meant.

"I ask you, do you have a purple gold gourd in your hand?" Yang Guang said with a straight expression.

"I didn't ...... No. After a pause and thought about it again, Lao Cheng's head shook.

"Since you don't have a purple gold gourd in your hand, what do you want to do by shouting my name endlessly?" Yang Guang grinned and continued to tease the big guy Cheng.

"Ahhh......h You...... You ......" held back for a long time, Lao Cheng Dalan's face was flushed, but he couldn't tell what happened to you.

What's the situation? This is a typical forgetting of words.

Cheng Biting Jin is a big old man, he can't write his own name, how can he do this kind of scolding with the nature of a speech? Here, if he opens his mouth to scold his mother and closes his mouth to scold his father, it will be a big shame.

In the anti-king camp, only he is qualified to be the first to come out and scold. Because he Lao Cheng is the leader of the alliance, and the opposite is Yang Guang's personal expedition. If it is replaced by someone else, it will become a joke, laughing at him, the anti-king alliance does not even have a person who understands etiquette, it is a rabble.

Therefore, Lao Cheng began to memorize the scolding draft a few days ago, which was nothing more than some words saying that Yang Guang was mediocre and made the people miserable, so they rose up to rebel and so on, which was justified and evidenced, not chaotic. When he went out, he reviewed with Xu Maogong again.

However, as soon as he came up and shouted Yang Guang's throat, the other party didn't respond, Lao Cheng was in a hurry, and he forgot half of the words.

After Yang Guang came up, he asked what kind of gourd he was, Lao Cheng thought it was some kind of rules and etiquette, and he didn't understand it for a long time. This brain was in a mess, and suddenly it became a paste, and I completely forgot all the words.

"Well, are you the anti-thief Cheng Biting Gold?"

Seeing that the old man was stuck, Yang Guang was happy in his heart, and shouted loudly with his true anger, his voice was loud and high-pitched, and his momentum directly covered the process of biting gold.

"Yes, are you Yang Guang, the faint monarch?"

The eldest Cheng was shy and had a big belly, and when he opened his mouth, he said again, and his momentum was not weak.

Yang Guang was happy in his heart, this person's face was really thick enough. In the past, he relied on three axes and half to eat all over the world in martial arts. It's good now, and the scolding array is going to rely on such a sentence to eat it all.

"You robbers and thieves, bastards who don't know the king's law, can't you swallow the bear's heart and leopard's guts?" Seeing that the elder Cheng forgot his words, Yang Guang took advantage of the victory to pursue, and shouted out the words he had made up before.

"As a citizen of the Great Sui, he betrayed and rebelled, and raised troops to drive in shock, because he was disloyal; his family had a high hall, but he didn't think about providing for him, and he ran away with his parents, because he was unfilial; in order to fulfill his selfish desires, he provoked swords and soldiers for no reason, causing misery to the people, which was unkind; and his brothers died tragically before the battle, but they sat on a high platform and ignored it, which was unjust. You, who are disloyal, unfilial, unkind, and unjust, dare to seek my country, and you simply don't know whether you live or die. ”

When Yang Guang said this, it was a righteous Ling Ran, a big hat was buttoned indiscriminately, and it was taken out of context...... In short, the big old Cheng was speechless, and the two big eyes were wandering, not knowing what to do.

"Yuanba, hammer me to death this anti-thief leader. ”

Yang Guang glanced at it, and after the two of them talked, Xu Mao rode his horse and ran over to this side, and he hurriedly ordered Li Yuanba to fight.

Just kidding, I have been working hard these two times, and it's okay to fool Da Lao Cheng, but to deal with Xu Maogong, who has a lotus tongue, he can't be said to vomit blood. In line with the principle of taking advantage of the situation and running, he immediately started fighting, in short, he won this game.

"Okay, Your Majesty will wait for a cup of tea, and then I'll go and smash his head. ”

Lifting the drum urn and the golden hammer, a thousand miles of lights rang for a long time, Li Yuanba flew out on horseback, and went straight to Cheng to bite the gold.

After this period of conquest, Li Yuanba is more arrogant, no one in his eyes, he is the biggest in the world, and no one cares about it.

"Oh my mother. ”

The big old Cheng eye thief, this time he saw that Li Yuanba, the cub of Little Lei, was about to make a move, so he was frightened and left. Li Yuanba's horse hasn't moved yet, he has already run out for dozens of meters. Cheng Yanjin knew that he had given Li Yuanba for nothing these two times, and he didn't fight him at all, so he ran directly into the camp.

His big-bellied grasshopper red, although he is not a good horse, he has a great appetite for Lao Cheng. At this time, the big-bellied grasshopper was also angry, and ran back to the anti-king army before Li Yuanba caught up.

"Ahhh You faceless and skinless thing, even if you dare to rebel?" Li Yuanba was angry in front of the battle, jumping to his feet and scolding, scolding Cheng for biting Jin shamelessly.

Seeing that Xu Maogong also turned his horse around, Yang Guang raised the corners of his mouth, showed a smile that the conspiracy had succeeded, and also turned the horse's head to return to the formation.

looked at Da Lao Cheng, who returned to the army, directly ignored the eyes of other anti-kings, panting, wiping cold sweat, and pouring three mouthfuls of water before he recovered.

"What do you see? It's just Lao Cheng and me, who can still run out of Li Yuanba's hands?"

After a while, I saw that the eyes of the other anti-kings were still full of disdain. Lao Cheng grinned and said unceremoniously.

"The Demon King is mighty, I don't know how to deal with this Li Yuanba today?" Zhu Can, the king of Nanyang, couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly changed the topic and asked.

"Second brother, isn't it time for Shi Xin?"

Lao Cheng was stunned, then remembered that there was such a thing, and hurriedly asked. I was frightened by Li Yuanba just now, and I almost forgot about this stubble.

"Just wait for the Demon King Chitose to order. Qin Qiong asked Shu Bao to hug his fists, and said with a stroke.

"Okay, it's time for me to go, I'll go and screw off that little Lei boy's head and kick it for my brother. ”

Before Cheng Yanjin could speak, the big man beside Qin Qiong couldn't stay stunned, and with a snort, he rushed out with a big foot.

Looking at the big iron gun in the big man's hand, all the anti-kings wiped their cold sweat. Obediently, this thing must not poke a hole in the sky.

This is also a general who walks down, and his long legs are like flying. In the blink of an eye, everyone saw a cloud of smoke and dust rising from behind his buttocks, and this person had already run out a hundred meters away and came to Li Yuanba's horse.

Who is this? He is 'hating the sky without a hand, hating the earth without a ring, the golden lion rushing to Luo Shixin', the first fierce in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, even the invincible Li Yuanba in the world, is also afraid of him for three points.

"Oh, I said big guy, I haven't seen it before. ”

Li Yuanba took a look, okay, this big guy with a tiger's head and a tiger brain looks like a small hill, how can a person grow like this? I was also interested in it, and I felt that Luo Shinobunaga was stupid and quite cute.

"I'm new here. Luo Shixin puffed out his cheeks and replied angrily.

"Where did you come from?" Li Yuanba saw that this big man was really a little stupid, and he was happy in his heart, and asked again.

"Hit Wagang Mountain. ”

Since people asked, of course they had to answer seriously, this was what his brother Qin Qiong had confessed before, and Luo Shixin had always kept it in mind.

He doesn't know how to talk nonsense, he will answer whatever Li Yuanba asks, he is stupid, and his brain is a little insufficient.

"What are you doing?"

Seeing that the other party sent a fool to fight, Li Yuanba was even happier now.

What else can you do when you come to the battlefield? This Li Yuanba is also bad, and he asked knowingly, and continued to tease Luo Shixin.

"Come... Come... Let's screw Li Yuanba's head. Luo Shixin scratched his brain, his eyes lit up, and he seemed to remember something, so he spoke.

Just now, he ran all the way, and saw the little Lei cub on the opposite side, who was not as high as his navel, Luo Shixin's mind didn't turn around, and he almost forgot what he was here for.

After Li Yuanba's teasing, he remembered his purpose for going to Siping Mountain.

"Are you Li Yuanba?"

This time, it was time for Luo Shixin to ask. is still the sound of the urn, and normal people can know that there is something wrong with his brain at a glance.

"Screw my head. ”

Hearing that he was here to screw his head, Li Yuanba suddenly became angry. Don't look at Luo Shixin, he has seven or eight weights of Li Yuanba, but Li Yuanba is not afraid at all, he touched the drum urn and the golden hammer, and shouted, "That's right, the master is Li Yuanba, come on." ”

"I heard that you are not small, come... Come... Let's bump into each other. ”

Luo Shixin, as always, is not in a hurry or slow. He couldn't see what Li Yuanba's mood was, so he picked up the big iron gun and pointed at Li Yuanba.

"What a ghost who doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, today I will let you know how powerful the master is. In the face of a fool, Li Yuanba couldn't cry or laugh, his anger was nowhere to be sprinkled, and the double hammer hit the sound of the flute.

Why didn't Li Yuanba take the initiative to attack? Just kidding, Li Yuanba, a crazy and boundless person, would he strike first in a one-on-one situation?

He is waiting for Luo Shixin to make the first move, and only when the other party makes the first move, and then hammers the other party to death, can he show his ability to Li Yuanba.

"That's... Then I'm here, pay attention. Luo Shixin shook his arms and swung the big iron gun twice above his head.

Brush, brush, brush!~~

The large iron spear, which was more than five meters long, was faster than the windmill turned, and a whirlwind visible to the naked eye was brought up on the ground, and the smoke and dust rose everywhere, reaching the sky.

"Brute!~~" Seeing Luo Shixin in the field, Yang Guang scolded in his heart, is this thing still human?

"It's really a god!~~" The anti-kings applauded one by one, and seemed to see the hope of Li Yuanba's defeat. Even if Li Yuanba doesn't die, this can greatly boost morale.

Hate the sky without a handle, hate the earth without a ring, the golden lion rushed to Luo Shixin.

Is this a joke? If there is heaven there must be a ring that can lift him up, if there is an earth there must be a ring, he can lift it. The first fierce strength of the Sui and Tang dynasties is half a point better than Li Yuanba.

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